Item A002: The Jammies
#2 of The Vigil
Here we have another scp-inspired entry. I have renamed the Order of the Silent Watch into The Vigil, as I already have a faction in Tendrils called The Order. This is my first age regression related story, so...I hope people aren't too weirded out by it.
A002- The Jammies
Category: Dreamworld
Threat Level: Moderate
Pleasure Level: Ecstatic
Containment Proceedures: A002 is to be kept in a moderate security containment cell with Grade 3 anti-source properties, and with armed guards stationed as per standard protocol. A002 must be worn by an adult male, preferably in the age range of 35-60 years old, at all times until their eventual expiration caused by exposure to A002. After the male's expiration, a replacement must be found within the timeframe of 1 hour. Failure to provide another male subject will result in a reality-warping event, known as a A002-1. Reality around A002 will randomly warp and become a part of the Dreamworld, with instances occurring It is estimated that responders have approximately 3 hours to supply another male. Should failure occur, Protocol Exodus-2 is to be enacted immediately, assuming other ;protocols haven't already been initiated.
Description: Item A002 is a set of blue children's pajamas, specifically a "onesie". A smiling teddy bear is pictured on the front. The fabric with which A002 is made of is not from any known universe and any attempts to analyze it in detail or replicate it result in witnesses experiencing extreme drowsiness resulting in deep sleep, arousal with accompanying wet dream, and forgetfulness regarding the information learned. All attempts to physically damage A002 have been met with failure up to and including weapons of mass destruction. A002 has been observed to shrink or grow to fit any male that intends to wear it perfectly. Test subjects assigned to A002 have reported that it smells like a baby's room, a crib, Home, or their mother. They also reported that the fabric inside of A002 feels extremely comfortable and warm. Any attempts to remove A002 from the affected male will result in failure. A002 was initially discovered on Otho, Universe Major in [REDACTED]'s (deceased) dresser. A002 was found on [REDACTED], with several recently dead males around it. The Vigil recovery team sent to investigate thankfully arrived just in time to prevent a WC Scenario.
Known Effects: Any male over the age of 19 that comes into visual contact with A002 will immediately feel compelled to strip naked and wear it as a feeling of intense drowsiness begins to take hold. If multiple males see A002, they will tend to fight one another in a child-like manner for the right to claim it. The male who "wins" this fight will then proceed to wear A002. Losing males will then cuddle the winner affectionately, after a period of "pouting". Males who view A002 remotely express a desire to wear it, claiming its "nappy time", but these effects will mitigate after a few minutes of being removed from viewing. The same is true for directly exposed males, with the exception of the one who is wearing it. Females seem to be completely unaffected.
Once wearing A002, the affected male will begin to mentally regress in age at an estimated rate of 10 years per day until losing cognitive function completely, shortly after which they will expire due to brain hemorrhaging, During this regression process, the male will experience Pleasure Level Ecstatic arousal, with accompanying multiple orgasms,though there is some debate among Vigil researchers on whether to classify it as Pleasure Level Rapturous instead. At the onset of the process the male will first enter a deep sleep, regardless of attempts to remain awake, forced or otherwise, followed by signs of arousal, and often wet dreams. This sleep can last upwards of 20 hours. Upon awaking, the male will claim to still be sleepy and, when asked their age, will respond with a few years younger than they actually are. The male will want to do nothing but lie in bed and "feel good". This process will repeat until expiration. Of note, the fabric inside of A002 never seems to get too wet or sticky with semen. This has led to some researchers theorizing that A002 "feeds" off of the sexual fluids like many other anomalies, but this is inconclusive.
Initial Stage: Pleasure Levels at this stage are estimated to be Comforting, with arousal leading to orgasm occurring about every 15 minutes. Cognitive function and IQ begin to drop slightly and the male claims to feel "weird", with other common adjectives being "drunk", "happy", and "silly".
Middle Stage: Pleasure Levels increase to Ecstatic and orgasms occur roughly every 5 minutes after initial signs of arousal. Cognitive function and IQ will have dropped significantly, with effects including having a child-like vocabulary, wetting the bed, wanting to see their parents and/or stuffed animal, and forgetting years' worth of memory. Retention of knowledge of sexual concepts becomes very limited. The affected male often can't remember the words orgasm, cum, sex, fornication, pleasure, etc. Instead, they will talk of the desire to "feel good" and/or "happy". Interestingly, the word they use for orgasm always appears to be "Happy Time".
Late Stage: Pleasure Levels continue to rise within Ecstatic classification, though all researchers agree that it certainly comes close to Rapturous. The male can no longer speak with words. This was initially thought to be due to the intensity and rate of orgasms (about one every minute), but further research has concluded that it is a result of the age regression. The male, most likely confused by his feelings, will often begin to cry and babble incoherently. Rapid cognitive deterioration will occur after this point, as orgasms become near-continuous and all signs of awareness seem to cease. The male will simply stare blankly ahead, mouth agape, as he dry orgasms, his ability to produce ejaculate having ended near the onset of this stage.
Final Stage: With orgasms occurring continuously, the male's body soon begins to shut down from exhaustion. His eyes will roll into his head and he will pass out, though, based on observations of the male's twitching erection, which tents the groin area of A002, he is still experiencing orgasms. Expiration is typically caused by brain hemorrhages, though sometimes the heart will fail first. After expiration, A002 will remain firmly attached to the male's body until at least 1 hour has passed, after which it can be easily removed. A002 will then, unless immediately worn by another male, lay inert. It is unknown exactly how A002 arrived on Otho, considering it's mind affecting properties and constant need for victims. One theory suggests that A002 warped reality so drastically in it's original universe that the universe collapsed around it causing a kind of wormhole into Universe Major. Another theory is that A002 is actually sentient and has the ability to travel between universes at will. If the latter is true, it is recommended that A002's Threat Level be upgraded to Extreme.
Interview with Subject 19 during Middle Stage of Age Regression Process. :
Subject is physically 53 years old, selected as usual from the available pool of inmates. He was convicted of armed robbery and three murder charges.
Dr. Avant: Can you tell me what you're feeling right now?
Subject 19: Feeeellls soooooo gooood!
Dr. Avant: On a scale from 1-10, with 1 being mildly pleasant and 10 being the most aroused you've ever been, can you tell me how aroused you are right now?
Subject 19: Oh! Oh! I-its Happy Time again! Ohhhhhh!!!!!! I....I want my mommy!!!!
Dr. Avant: Can you describe this orgasm for me please? How intense-
Subject 19: OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (subject proceeds to orgasm violently)
Dr. Avant: (waits a few moments and sighs) Let's try something else. You said you want your mother. Do you remember what she looks like?
Subject 19: M-mommy.....I want my Mommy....
Dr. Avant: Who is your Mommy?
Subject 19: Mommy......she's.....I....I can't remember her face! I.....Ohhh....the good feelings are happening again! (giggles) Yay!!!
Dr. Avant: (sighs) I'm formally ending this interview at this time. It seems that I will just have to try again with another subject.
Subject 19: (giggling) Sooooooo goooooooood.
Notes, Dr. Goren: This thing is clearly sentient. Soaks up the cum? Affects only males? Why would an artifact have a sexual preference? Most importantly, how did it get here? I think its here to feed and that it left its last universe after its last remaining food source got used up. This is one of the most dangerous "artifacts" we've come across. I'm officially requesting that it be reclassified to Extreme.
Notes, Sr. Researcher Hayes: Dr. Goren, your request for reclassification of A002 has been denied. However, it is clear that more tests need to be done. Since you seem so concerned, I'm officially assigning you to this item. Best of luck in your studies.