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We follow our little red squirrely fellow with not so little balls that are the size of overfilled watermelons, and as our currently drunken friend stumbles out of the bar to get to Barry's house he comes across a big button with the letter B on it and a mostly drunk scarecrow that tells him that the button will sober him up or at least he thinks it will, and with any bright idea a drunk can have conker thought the B ment Balls and so he lifted his huge hangers and slammed them onto the button causing him to be more sober and clutch his nuts and the scarecrow clarifies that it's the B button he needs to use, but with his balls of pain he climbed out of the pit he was in he came across a gargoyle with some not so endowed balls as he would not let conker though where he needed to go and so cooker and his short stature delivered a sucker punch right into his small balls as the gargoyle fell off holding his berries and begins Conker's adventure.

He first came across a very busty bee women that was crying, conker came over and asked how he could help, she replied her hive was stolen and would give conker a lot of money if he could get it back and he agreed, he walked right up to the hive picked it up and three big balled wasp's came over to stop him by stinging him in the balls, conker ran narrowly saving his nuts and gave the hive back to the queen bee who went into the hive that was also a tennis turret, as the three male wasp's tried to fly away the queen had shot all of them in the balls with her tennis balls, and as the wasp's fell holding their nuts the queen handed conker the money to him and he was off to the next place to go to Barry's house.

Where he needed to go was blocked by douchebag dung beetles, but conker noticed the B button spot and pulled out a slingshot, and with precision accuracy managed to hit the beetles in the balls one after another and went to the nest area leaving a lot of insects in ball pain.

The place he came out to was a barnhouse and with two steel blocks blocking his path one male and one female with the male being well endowed and with the woman being right on top of his steel nuts crushing them because of a rat, the guy asked conker to get her off his balls and agreed, the mouse asked for cheese to be delivered to him with his ball sack being as of now being quiet small, conker when on a cheese run nearly getting his own balls crushed by the two women steel blocks that were hoping back and forth nearly landing on his balls multiple times only getting his nuts crushed once and it was at least not very long as she quickly got off his balls as conker yelped in pain, but with every cheese brought back the mouses balls got bigger and bigger until the female steel block saw what she could do to the mouse for scaring her and bounced off the males steel balls to land onto the mouses large nuts allowing conker to pass through.

Conker went inside the barn and went over to the farm tools to ask for help, but the pitchfork tried to get him by the balls, but conker remembered with quick thinking that their was some big balled haystacks at the front door and lead the pitchfork there trying not to get his balls impaled, and with him during the pitchfork there one haystack went down then the next and so on and so forth until all the haystacks balls had been busted, the pitchfork gave up trying and pulled the lever to release a depressed king bee to help conker instead of the farm tools.

So conker went to the sad bee king and asked if he could help conker, and the king said he would if he could help the extremely busty sunflower to show her huge breasts so he could "pollinate",and conker agreed he went over to the sunflower and asked her if she would help the bee king pollinate and the sunflower was tickled by Conker's admittedly very fluffy tail, so conker had a plan and it was to find something to tickle her with and some tickle bee's came by to conker and conker had an idea, he gathered all the tickle bees and told them to get the sunflower and his plan worked, the ticklish sunflower opened her arms and revealed the biggest set of tits conker has ever seen and king saw this, went over, and pollinated with her and got a swift kick in the nuts after she was satisfied with the sex she got,and the king left with some sore nuts, and after the sight conker asked if she could help him get the money pile that was on a upper cliff above her she agreed and said that your not going to like it very much, and before conker could know what was going on he was kicked hard in the nuts and launched towards the money he grabbed the money and fell off the cliff onto his nuts, and the sunflower laughed at that and said she could of have used her massive breasts as a trampoline so his nuts wouldn't be in pain but at least gave conker a titty fuck, and it was the best titjob ever if is balls weren't in so much pain, but conker continued on.

Soon he arrived at were the cattle were as a bull immediately tried to ram into Conker's balls, conker the now matador lured the mad bull into some buttons letting out the female cattle and the bull ended up hitting them, conker let out two more, and to more female cattle were hit then conker made the bull slam his horns into a wooden wall getting stuck, and all the female cows came over and started beating the crap out of the bull nuts thanking conker for this and making the path forward open but not before one punch in the nuts because conker was the one to let them out in the first place, only to end up hitting the bully bulls huge balls into his throat.

Then conker moved onto what could only be described as the land of shit, put on his gas mask the was highly needed and rolled a dung balls to the top of shit mountain and it fell right onto the biggest dung beetles big balls and ordered his fellow beetles to open the door forward and grab his balls to ease the pain, conker jumped off the mountain and hovered just before hitting the ground of shit only to fall right onto a rock balls first and couldn't grab his nuts unless he wanted shit on them and noticed all the places visitors could at least clean up but had to endure nut pain until his hands were washed clean, and just one of his nuts by this point could fill a kitchen sink, but after he cleaned up and held his balls for a good amount of time moved onto a clean river that at the start of it had male catfish with some hefty nuts, conker moved on as the catfish told him to be careful of the dogfish at the end of the river, he went into a underwater room with a male cogwheel in the room needing three more cogs to open the door, conker found the three cogs that were all female and opened the door with the douchebag cogs balls getting crushed and pulled between all the female cogs, and as the door opened the three women leaped off their cog posts, gave the man one more kick in the balls and left to a resort they were planning.

Conker moved on through an underwater water plant and made it to a boiler room with two flaming imps near a beer barrel they his away before conker could see them, then conker took a big drink of beer straight from the keg and needed to piss badly, then the fire imps came out to surprise conker, with conker to only end up pissing on them and almost putting them out, conker sobered up and the imps went into the boiler in the center of the room and activating it, then conker seen the largest pair of balls he's seen yet and from a British big bollocks boiler, and that's when conker had an idea to defeat this foe by first pouring a large amount of water in him from the many pipes above, and smash his steel testicles with two conveniently stored bricks, THUMP the first hit to the balls landed, BASH came the second and third hit to his junk, THWACK came the fourth hit the the gonads with his trusty frying pan before another ten hits came in, and conker wanted to make sure the boiler was down for the count with how sensitive his balls were as the path forward opened up.

Conker then came back out through the river with the catfish wanting pay about their warning but as they were their flaunting their balls in front of the dogfish the line that was holding him back snapped and fled for their lives including conker to get to shore and the dogfish hit catfish number one hard in his kitty fish making balls then number two got a hard smack in the jewels, then came time for number threes hit in his nuts and then came conker who just barely saved his balls from the dogfish and it face planted in the ground and embedding himself in the wall with his big balls out as conker gave one good frying pan smack right into his testicles before moving on.

He went inside of shit mountain and could only describe a singing shit man with some big balls but conker started making him sing in soprano by throwing huge toilet paper at his balls and moved on by the now broken glass door into what appeared to be a prehistoric dino land with baby Dino's running about and was told of a party in a house he needed to go to anyway but he needed to look like one of the cave people and would have felt bad if he went and started beating on one of the people's balls for not even attacking him so conker explored around and found a drunk passed out caveman to steal the clothes of leaving him naked but conker only needed his hat and threw the rest of his clothes in the lava and hoped that it wouldn't affect the man too much with him now naked and having some large coconuts, and with that conker went into the club Rock solid who the rock people thought was clever when it wasn't and wouldn't feel bad if he needed to hit some Rocky nuts with the drunken rocks out front trying to punch conker out cold, and when conker entered all of them were mostly intoxicated and two of them blocking the way forward, but conker knew how these rock people cleaned themselves was by punching it off, so conker got literally piss drunk and pissed on both the drunken people's balls that we're blocking the way, and as that happened the two rock men punched themselves in the balls to clean the piss off and the two endowed rock women kicking their balls to help as conker slid on through and thinking about the amount of male balls that have been hurt thus far.

Then conker entered a coliseum with him now being one of the fighters against a teenage T-Rex with a nice set of low hangers to boot, but as the T-Rex charged at conker he hypnotized the beast and to the reins to control the T-Rex when riding it and they were attached to his nuts so when conker lifted one of the beasts balls it when that direction and promptly took out the other combatants to challenge the big chieftain, and thus the chieftain came down to fight conker and the T-Rex, he lifted his giant bone club and had pulled both balls forward to have the beast headbutt the chiefs balls and biting him in the ass, and two more T-Rex head meeting chiefs balls later with ass biting, the chief could no longer keep his loincloth on as everyone laughed at his tiny bone and small plumbs as he crashed through a wall to escape, and conker was congratulated by the no longer chief's trophy wife who had a pair of massive tits opened the way and at least assuring conker that the T-Rex is gonna get the best Rex gal there ever was and flicking conker in both his balls before he left.

Conker came back to where he started because of a new door opening up and saw the queen bee mad that her hive was stolen again, conker had agreed to help her and went to the wasp's nest went into the bee's hive and started using the tennis gun on all the wasp's balls so he could get the hive back without worrying about being stung in the balls but his massive melons couldn't fit in the hive and had to stay outside of it trying his best to still not be stung in the nuts but felt no sympathy for the many wasp testicles that had tennis balls launched at them with terminal velocity with about forty seven wasp's having to hold their nuts in pain and as the queen single handedly started kicking them in the balls one by one to teach them a lesson, at least conker was relieved that he didn't need to go where there was apparently a big vampire problem where the big balls vampire hunters are trying to defeat the huge nuts vampire, then he got to the panther King's castle with finally meeting up with Berry and being told the panther king needs stopped which conker of course agreed to help, I mean if he said no surly his girlfriend would of had a lot of ballbusting to do to his balls until he said yes to help her, and thus they sneaked their way to panther king as conker was told he needed to be castrated so his balls could be used to level his drink table, Which neither liked that idea Berry liked Conker's heavy sank to toy with and conker who you know was the owner of his testicles, so they fought conker getting kicked and punched in the nuts more times than he would like to have, and panther king going down after several well placed kicks to the nuts from Berry who never skipped leg day and knew how to kick balls well, and with panther king bruised beach balls of defeat, Berri and Conker became the new king and queen and with the big balled panther having his still attached nuts used as a table leg stand.

Bonus: the caveman woke up from his drunken nap two hours later only to walk off the cliff edge and land right onto a rock balls first and the T-Rex getting the most beautiful female T-Rex ever with only some minor kicks to his massive dino sounds that served only to give him an erection.