Steven and Amethyst: Addendum

Story by harpier on SoFurry

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SPOILERS YOU HAVE TO READ EVERY SINGLE STEVEN AND AMETHYST FANFIC IN ORDER TO GALAXY BRAIN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!


Everything was coming according to the accordance of planning a plan.

The evil lady that Amethyst took the spine off laughed. It was all part of the plan.

"The Gems, so myopic in their quest for marriage, have failed to see my relentless machinations!" she said evilly.

Steven and Amethyst were seperated forever in Hell, to be raped by middle aged pedophile demons full of anal warts. Whetever Gems weren't already dead were the woman's sexual pet servants, rubbing their oily bodies with shit to be sexually appealing to the men she hired to rape them. All the gods mourned the death of Steven, who only Hades had now.

"My ambitions are endless. None of this world can stop me."

And so the lady shone some cancerous UV light on herself..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................MAMA ODIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Milk Egg

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Amethyst and Steven: The Grand Finale

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The Day when Placoderms flew

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