Low Blow Quest chapter 9
#9 of Low Blow Quest
The group has to make their way through a dungeon, but the traps aim seems to be a little... dirty
"Well, enough of that. Let's explore us in a dungeon." Morn said happily as she walked deeper into the cave.
The gang delved deeper, the orc using their undead companion as a makeshift torch. The blue glow from his eye sockets giving enough illumination to allow the living to see. Morn looked over at Glysh, specifically her weapon.
"So, how does that weapon work exactly? You said the guy's junk is shrunk til he doesn't do anything wrong for some time, right? How is that judged?"
"What do you mean, how is it judged?" The goblin said, raising an eyebrow.
"Is it by your morality or their own?" Asked the orc.
The goblin shrugged "I dunno. It just resets the time limit when they do something bad. I never put much thought into it."
Morn continued "I was just wondering that. Because it would probably have to be judged by a morality besides their own. The time limit would never be reset if they only went by their own."
The goblin looked back "it totally would. Like for example stealing is wrong."
"Typically yes" the orc said "but I believe that everyone always thinks they are doing the right thing or else they wouldn't do it. And if they don't do the right thing then their actions are justified. Like you stole from the Golden Order. A wrong action when judged by itself, but you feel it is justified because of who you stole from. So because you feel it's all right you probably wouldn't have triggered the curse to reset if it was placed on you, for example."
The skull of Kozor clattered his teeth. "Hey Morn, have you ever thought of being a philosopher? Might fit you well with the way you are thinking."
The larger green woman shook her head. "Fire magic sounds tempting but I will learn to punch fire from my lizard master, so I'll pass."
Kozor was silent for a moment. "Do you seriously think a philosopher is a mage who uses phosphorus?"
Morn changed the subject. "So, like I was saying, the issue with relative morality is difficult..."
But she was cut when a thin slit opened in the stone floor. and spang an iron rod in an upward arch. The metal collided with Morn's unprotected groin with tremendous force. She collapsed to her knees holding herself, accidentally pressing Kozor to her pussy. "Motherfucking fuck!" She blurted out. The skull tried to speak but was muffled.
"What the hell was that?" Asked Kuni as she went to aid the larger greenskin.
Glysh shrugged. "I'm guessing you never robbed a dungeon. Places are usually lousy with traps. Not sure why this one is at groin height.
Morn let Kozor go, and he clattered to the ground on his side. "I think I can answer that. The Dixron who built this were very short. Probably a little shorter than a goblin. So I'm guessing they had only their heights in mind. So that was meant for someone's face."
The goblin looked around "But then why are the ceilings so high if they were meant for shorties?"
Looking at the wall Kozor answered. "I'm guessing they were also showoffs. The walls are covered in hieroglyphics. Probably a more advanced form of language specifically for Dixron."
"Any idea what it says?" Morn asked as she got to her feet and retrieved her skull friend."
Kozor looked at the walls. From what he saw it looked as though clothed humanoid figures became naked. As well as a figure getting a rod put inside its crotch from below. Finally an arrow pointed at a figures lower back. He thought for a moment before talking "My best guess is that its porn."
"Well, he is no help" The smaller greenskin said. "Lucky for you all I got tons of experience dealing with this kinda shit. I'll keep you safe from traps."
Taking a few steps forward she looked intently at the ground and spotted an odd looking stone. "Like here. Of you step in this something will happen." She tossed the weight on her chain towards it. When the metal made impact a loud click was heard, followed by several arrows shooting through the air. They were nowhere near the group but would have hit whoever was stepping on the stone. The goblin folded her arms and walked forward "Nothing to worry about when I'm..." but she was cut off when the floor below her opened up. The ground slid open at either side, forcing her legs open. She was forced into a wide split and she yelled out in pain. Kuni reached forward and grabbed hold of the smaller greenskins clothing and yanked her back to safety. The hole in the ground went down some distance, with glittering metal spikes at the bottom. The goblin rubbed her groin muscles in pain before thanking the crimson woman.
Morn took the lead, using her ruined spear to try and trigger traps before they could harm the group. Kozor's spirit energy fully recharged, allowing him to project out of his skull and manifest as a spirit. He appeared as he was when he was living, a human wizard in a blue robe. "Ah it feels good to be out again. Now then who wants to be possessed?"
Glysh looked on in shock "anyone wanna clue me on what's happening here?"
Morn kept her eyes forward while she prodded for traps "Wizard didn't want to die so he bound his soul to his skull. He needs to charge up and when he does he can possess someone with their consent and he can use magic when he does. He's a pervert though so he will make you grope yourself."
The wizard threw up his hands in an overly defensive gesture "It has been years since I felt anything physical. It's only natural that I wish to experience what I can in the brief moments I can."
The orc laughed "yeah he only lasted about a minute in me. Typical."
Kozor yelled back "well maybe when I get more practice I can last longer!"
Morn laughed harder "they all say that!"
The other women joined in the laughter until they entered into a large room. A large stone door slammed shut behind them, giving them all a start. Before they had too much time to react, ghostly light emanated from ancient candles that decorated the room. They then all saw that one side of the room they were trapped in was a mirror.
"I'm guessing this trap is meant to make us see ourselves starve to death." Glysh said bitterly. When she finished speaking a faint green mist started to enter the room from several ports. The women then found holes being eaten out of their clothing. Kozor spoke up "Im guessing the more this fills up the more potent the acid gas becomes. We better find a way out of here before you all look like me." A sizzling sound came from all the women. They looked and found their clothing had being to be eaten away, creating holes that grew in their outfits.
The goblin started to quickly pat at the walls, hoping to find a hidden mechanism to escape. Kuni pulled out her axe and started to swing at the candles, thinking they were linked to the gas. Kozor entered deep into thought, trying hard to remember anything from his studies that would help him. Morn looked deeply in the mirror. Her head darted back and forth between the room she was in and the reflection. Her eyes fixated on one candle that was burning in the room but not in the reflection. It was on the ground, having been knocked over by Kuni's frantic swinging. Morn walked over and stomped her bare foot down on the small flame, snuffing it out. All at once the green gas stopped and a new door opened.
"The hell did you figure that out?" Kozoer said as he turned his ghostly form to the orc.
"Just figured the mirror had to do with something. Otherwise why put it there?" Answered Morn.
"Oh dammit" yelled out Kuni as the wraps that held her breasts broke, letting her massive chest be free. The woman who at once looked almost flat chested had her tits become fully exposed, letting her huge milkers bounce.
"Holy shit" Glysh exclaimed, as her own clothing slid off her body leaving her green flesh exposed. "Not fair, how come you get to have massive honkers and be able to tie them up so you can look flat? And doesn't that hurt like hell?"
"You get used to it." the oni said as the last clothing that covered her lower half slogged off "it's a pain to find bindings strong enough to do that. Looks like we are all going the rest of the way naked."
Kozor spoke up as Kuni picked up his skull "Honestly most of you were practically nude already."
Morn followed the rest of the group, her already minimal clothing being long gone. "You're the one who was naked before we got here"
Kozor was about to talk back, before realizing she ment his physical form. "Fair."
The group advanced down a hallway. Morn was at the back of the pack and couldn't help but look at the goblin who was leading. "Ya know, with a booty like that I wouldn't complain about your chest size."
Glysh turned a darker shade of green for a moment "don't be a perv."
"I'm just saying, probably the best ass I've seen." Morn said with a chuckle. The oni felt a tinge of jealousy. Her laughter was cut off when the floor shifted beneath their bare feet. It split open to reveal multiple stalagmites. The goblin and oni were able to jump away in time, getting to the far end of the pit. Morn wasn't fast enough and was only able to cling onto an indent in the wall beside her. She was only able to use her finger tips to save herself from falling. Kuni reached a hand to her friend, but she was too far away. Kozor shouted "let me posses you, I can help!"
Kuni frantically nodded her head. The wizard entered her body and he wasted no time casting his spell. Morns fingers gave in and she began to fall. The possessed oni reached a hand towards the orc. The greenskin woman's fall began to decelerate. Morn saw that her descent was nearly stopped and began to celebrate, only for her to cry out in pain as a dull stalagmite forcefully entered her vagaina. The sudden rough cold fucking made her shriek. She was pulled straight upwards through the air, leaving the stone a bit cleaner. She curled up during her flight and stayed that way until she landed with her teammates. Exhausted, Kozor left Kuni's body and returned to his skull. Morn just kept repating "fuck this dungeon, fuck this dungoen" as she slowly began to rise to her feet.
Kuni put a hand on her greenskin friends back "are you going to be alright?"
Morn gave her crotch one final rub before taking the lead, somewhat to not show any real pain. "Orc men are more rough."
They found themselves a smaller and smaller tunnel. All were forced to get on their hands and knees to continue. Glysh was in the middle of the group with Kuni behind her. She looked at the goblins behind and was wondering what Morn sees in those wobbly cheeks. After watching it in motion she was forced to admit to herself that Morn has a point. She saw the small tunnel they were in ended and Kuni saw her friends stand upright. She was relieved that she wouldn't need to crawl and struggle to not have her tits drag on the floor. Her heart skipped a beat when she heard mechanical clicking behind her. She saw Glysh look behind her and yell for her to hurry. Before she could the scarlet woman felt a sharp pain. A metal rod pressed into her backside and kept pressing until it entered her asshole. Suddenly a jolt of electricity delivered to her hole caused her to cry out in a strange mixture of pain, surprise, and some pleasure. While the shock wasn't itself particularly long in its duration it felt like an eternity for Kuni. Morn grabbed one of the oni's arms and pulled her free, allowing the oni to rub her now screaming rear. Morn looked down in sympathy "Not even orcs are that rough."
The three women continued slowly and cautiously one hand always covering some sensitive part of themselves. They then came to a large chamber, and at its center was the weapon they sought. Morn herself was somewhat dismayed when she saw it, as it looked like a wooden club with large metal studs embedded in it.
"We came all this way for a Kanabo? I was expecting something more demonic looking." Glysh said.
"Well an enchanted weapon is an enchanted weapon. Let's grab this and never come back to this place. I'll grab this thing and you guys stick close. If you see anything move at all just yell out. If one more thing happens to hit my crotch I'll lose it."
The three stuck close together, Kozor once more acting as a light shining in the darkness. Morn picked up the weapon. Everyone held their breath listening for any sort of mechanical sounds.
The orc broke the silence "I guess we are..."
With a thunderous clap everyone was blinded by a flash of light. They all felt suspended in mid-air, as if the floor suddenly disappeared beneath them, but before they could fall the cold flagstone were suddenly replaced by warm earth. Their eyes quickly tried to adjust from dark cave to sunlight. In less than a second they found themselves outside. "Fucking hell are we now?"
Kozor spoke up "my guess is a teleportation spell. But because it's so old it probably lost its accuracy. They probably meant to send us somewhere dangerous or the trap they set here crumbled to dust years ago."
Glysh looked around and found an unfamiliar forest. "Us being naked and lost isn't exactly an ideal situation either." She held her weapon in her hand and looked to the oni and her axe. "Being armed does make me feel a bit better."
Morn looked at her club and huffed. "I just want to learn to punch fire already."