Based on the American patriot st.Rob Macwolf
lol this guy goes so far
The Great saint macwolf walked up the stage!
The crowd yelled and stopped to hear the patriots
holy messages. ''maybe its way easier boys to write these stories in america
for unrelated insulting idiotic and our best country patriot reasons!''
yelling grew louder ''murica that right there is a murican patriot!''
yeeeehawwww was heard and hats and fireworks went off.
One man was not yelling. A non american! He said not so patriotically
a joke in front of the simpletons. They were questioning on killing him and the
saint gave his mercy saying ''Uh, ok? Fuck me for musing about
a metaphor for the way I feel about living in the country that I live in and
neglect and insult the others I guess?'' The people yelled not only was his
mercy so great he invited the non american for sexual intercourse. He with not much
dismantled this inferior outsider! Poor boy will have to mate with that
thing! ''No way!'' the non american screamed wagging his tail
in anger. ''I am not mating with that! The guy is a walking
stereotype of bigotry!'' Then our saint said this unforgettable
thing ''Do not be so mean to him. You know I am taking this on tour right?''
Everybody gasped and a few felt betrayed. So the st.Rob Macwolf said
''Next I will go to Iraq! I smell weapons of mass destruction and oil!!!!''
Oh Jesus! the people were loud that night.