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Hello, everyone. It's your main lion at the keyboard, Rekk, and I'm here to Rekk some newbs.

Yeah, I know. A surprise Saturday stream? I just felt like doing something a little different. That's all.

The big thing I wanted to show off was this cool new sponsored gear. QuietKitty-brand headphones. Never heard of them before, but I'll let you in on a little secret: when you're an up-and-coming streamer, you get lots of attention from brands you've never heard of. The stuff is free if you wear it on stream for such and such amount of time.

I was trying these on last night, and I gotta say: QuietKitty, you know your stuff.

So many companies out there do not appreciate some of the subtle differences between species, you know. And QuietKitty apparently has different models for each different type of feline. This is their lion model. Fits like a glove. Most comfortable headphones I've ever worn, period, end of sentence. QuietKitty knows what lions want.

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Wow, you all heard that right? Because I know someone was speaking nearby, but I could not hear a single word of what they said. Noise cancellation on these things is incredible. And the sound quality is pretty good too.

Anyway, let's get the games started. That's what you all came for, not to hear me gush about the new headphones (although they are really cool).

But you may notice things are a little different. This stream was marked for adults, and that's not what your lion Rekk typically does. Why the change?

Well, ta-da! Under-desk cam, and I'm bottomless.

That's right, we're cockin' it, while we're rockin' it.

Yeah, yeah, not what I typically do, but I've had fans begging for cock pics ever since I did my first venture out of gaming streams and into weightlifting streams. I've indulged a few in private, but now it's time to indulge all of you. So now you get to see my awesome bod while I game.

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The game of choice for today's stream is Total Overkill, and we're really going to spice it up. For every kill I get, I'm going to allow myself one stroke. Two if it's a headshot. I'll be smurfing in a 500 player arena, so I'm sure to get lots of chances, even if I am going to have to play one-handed.

Oh yeah, and I won't be cheating on this. No kills, no strokes. If I want to do anything more than just tease myself to frustration, I'm going to have to play my best.

Loading in now. Damn, you can already see my cock throbbing a bit, and I'm still completely soft. This is going to be fun.

Got it. First kill. First stroke. Yeah, I see those eggplant reactions. I know what you like. Don't worry. It's going to be fully hard soon. I can't disappoint my fans.

And a quick triple kill. No wait, quadrakill. Dang these guys are really new. They are playing so dumb.

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I know what you're thinking: how can he already be half-hard after only five strokes? Well, I've been saving up a big load. Gotta make sure I'm showing myself off at my absolute best. And by that I mean absolute horniest, right?

Oooh and that's another five quick kills in succession. Aaaaaand oh yeah, there you go. One hard lion dick, just what everyone was asking for. Especially if those sub numbers are anything to go by.

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Another spike in the subs. I do appreciate it. Thank you to all of you whether you are new to the channel or just renewing.

Looks like I'm not the only one here smurfing. All the easy kills have been taken and I'm not even at the top spot. Don't worry. I won't cheat. I'm not going to quit out quickly just to get in to a fresh game again. I have to earn those strokes. Besides, I've never taken the time to look at myself from this angle. Never really seen my pre bead up like that before. Man, that looks nice. It sure feels nice.

Oops. That's me dead. That's what happens, folks. You lose concentration for too long and you're a goner. Got to stay focused to win. Or in my case, got to stay focused to climax.

So let's get in a new one. You can tell my cock is impatient. It's twitching so much right now.

There's kills one and two. I've learned my lesson though. Take the strokes nice and slow. Oh yeah. That's it. Damn. Gives me enough breathing room to find more kills. Didn't even need to stop stroking.

You might ask how I keep track of how many strokes I have left if I have to do a running tally of points and strokes. That's a streamer secret.

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Can't believe I missed that shot. I can feel my pulse is up, and I'm breathing hard. All I want to do is sit back and jerk off. But I made a promise to all of you. I'm gonna cum by gaming.

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We're at eighty subs just for today's stream. That's gotta be a record for me. I gotta do these adult streams more often.

Aaaand there's another ten subs just for saying that. Yep. Definitely doing more.

Hold on. Need to focus for just a sec.

Look at that! Eight kills at once, and the victory. I'm going to have to add one more rule. I get five strokes if I win the game. Fair? That's fair, right?

Oh fuck, I did those strokes too fast. Gotta load up the next game quick.

Come on, come on. Don't leave me edging. Fuck.

There we go. Two quick kills, two quick strokes. Ah damn. That left me on the edge again. You can see my leg trembling. I gotta get off.

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And thanks for all those subs. We're now at 154 for the day. That's incredible. I'm so sorry you just watched me get fragged because this is clearly the worst I have played in years. Not that many of you seem to care so long as my dick is showing.

New game, another shot at an orgasm.

Oh man, I really thought those first quick kills would do it. Maybe I'm stroking too fast again. Gotta try slow.

Ugh. ten kills, ten strokes, and all it does its keep pushing me along the edge. What am I doing wrong?

dumb horny lions need 200 subs to cum

Wow, who started the sub train? I can just see the numbers climbing every time I look at it. I'm trying to focus on the game, and give you all a good show, but those numbers. 170... 175... Geez. 180...

It would be really incredible if we hit 200 in one day.

Come on, we can do it. I'm keeping one eye on the count as I game. I'm missing half the shots I should be getting, but at least I'm still getting a few kills and you can still watch me jerk it.

1. Almost there. Come on. You can do it. This is a huge deal for the channel.

   1. Okay, a few more quick kills in the game before I glance at the counter again.

200! We did it! Thank you, every... e-e-everyone...

Oh fuck. Fuck. Damn! That orgasm just came out of nowhere. My hips are still twitching.

Looks like I might have ruined the camera. Absolutely coated it. Oh well, at least it was the perfect money shot for all of you.

But really, that was one hell of an orgasm. I'm wiped. Gonna take a nap.

Thanks for the sponsorship QuietKitty, and thanks for tuning in, everybody, and remember:

dumb horny lions will stream every saturday

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Catch you all next time!