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#23 of Hypnosis stories
The weirdest thing just happened. I received this story as an attached file in my e-mail, and I read it and... well, let's say the contents are really something so I decided to post it here just as if it were a story. I can't figure it out completely, but maybe you guys can!
Read it and tell me about it ;)
[Waiting for connection]
[Link: established.]
[Recording: initiated]
complete waste of time. Uh what? Testing
testing testing oh my god. Oh my god I can't
believe it's working. Is the thingy is it even
placed correctly? I think so. Yeah. If it's
working it must be placed where it should. Duh.
Muffins. Muffins. Sugar-coated muffins. That
sounds like some kind of lame rap. I wonder
if I can make it say it out loud. Here no doesn't
look like it. I guess it simply records what
you think it doesn't say the words it records
out loud. Oh my god I can see all the words
appearing in the file as I think them. This is
&%#1#=@ awesome. Wait. #=&%#(. &]+%#/. Does it
really have a filter? That's really &%#+.$
dumb. Let me fix it.
Where is it. Where is the okay let's click on
this. Okay there yeah it should be fixed now.
Let's try it. Let's fucking try it let's
fucking oh my god it's working hahahahahaha
this is so stupid I love it so much.
Robert wasn't kidding I could stay here all
day reading my stupid thoughts look at them
go. Yeah. Yeah like that. This is so silly.
The technology involved must be very advanced
even if it the helmet looks feeble as fuck but
it somehow works. And it doesn't take much
space somehow. I wonder what happens when I
try to think about too much stuff at once will
it glitch?
Let's see potato water beach trampoline salad
contact lens solution Nintendo 3ds.
What if I think about a word that doesn't
exist let me try
Armestition oh it actually writes it down. I
guess my mind just thinks about the letters
somehow. I wonder if
aaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggggghh
hhhfffffffpppppppppp okay hahahahahahahahaha
that is fucking hilarious alright alright I'm
loving it
Have to thank Kyle when he comes back home he
must be about to arrive now I have to thank
him. How or why he found this app I don't know
but it's really making my day and it doesn't
even take that much space. It launches so
quickly too that's a good thing.
I wanted something to talk to him about so
this is it this is my chance to finally have a
proper conversation and not zone out every
time he speaks to me. Last time was so
embarrassing oh my god. I was just nodding to
everything he was saying but I can't help it
the tiger's fucking awesome. White tigers
are usually fucking hot but he is super super hot
like extremely hot like oh my god I'm getting
horny over my roommate and now there's a
thought recording app recording how horny I'm
getting over my roommate this is ridiculous
But yeah he has nice eyes and voice and chest
and eyes. I said that twice. Wait thought it
never said it. Anyway. I don't know why I'm
still recording all this stuff but it's funny.
I'll probably delete it as soon as I can so he
never sees it unless he reads it and thinks
it's cool so we start dating
That could happen. Could it happen, thought
recording app?
And the thought recording app said yes of
course that could happen Arthur you're not
delusional at all. Yes of course your hot
tiger roommate is going to date you you're not
crazy or anything.
Pfffft. What am I doing speaking to a robot.
Well not even a robot actually in order to be
a robot there should be something within and
this is just writing my thoughts nothing else.
It's like a mirror I suppose what does it take
for a robot to be a robot isn't a robot some
kind of mirror too? Now I'm getting
philosophical and I don't want that that's a
question for the AI students not me.
Oh okay I think he just arrived home okay okay
and the good thing is I thought about enough
stuff that he'll never see I was thinking
about how hot he was before
Oh shit well that ruined it
Oh shit well that's okay I won't show him the
whole thing I'll just take the recording and
trim it later who cares
Also he said hi like ten seconds ago I should
answer. Hi. Okay that's solved. He's walking
towards me now I'm going to minimize this and
show it to him later haha oops
Oh okay he's close now he's taking off his
jacket and leaving his backpack on the floor
and he looks just as good as usual. He has
that glint in his eye hmff tingle down my
spine and he's getting closer
Wait what is he huh that's weird he just put a
finger on my chin what is he
What is he
His eyes have never been like that have they
well I think they have but I also think they
haven't also they're good to look into I think
they're glowing but who cares he's also
caressing my chin with that claw and fuck it
feels good this is hot as fuck this is
Uh
This is
What is
What is happening now I don't
[Error: missing input]
His claw is now in my lip what the fuck is he
going to kiss me no no he isn't he's just
staring at me like that and he's also speaking
but what are you doing that was a lame thing
to ask huh this is hot fuck I love his voice
and those blue eyes they
I
When did I get so sleepy my body is heavy I
have to say something so that it isn't weird
but my tongue won't move what is going on his
eyes are so beautiful I
I want to
I [error: missing input] I don't know what
he's doing anymore but his voice his voice his
voice is so good his voice his eyes I want to
look his eyes so good I
I
So close now I can feel his breath now what is
he saying I have no idea what it is I
I want to repeat what he is saying but isn't
it weird I mean I don't know I uuhfffrrrrrdfffff
[link: lost]
[waiting for connection]
[link: established]
[recording: initiated]
I am a good boy. I will obey.
[Error: no input has been detected for a
prolonged time. Recording will stop after 2
minutes if input is not found]
I am a good boy. I will obey.
[Error: no input has been detected for a
prolonged time. Recording will stop after 2
minutes if input is not found]
I kneel. I am a good boy. I obey. Master
thinks for me. I repeat. I am a good boy. I
obey. I repeat. Obedience is pleasure. I am a
good boy. I obey. Master thinks for me.
Obedience is pleasure. I will feel more and
more pleasure every time I obey. I am
controlled. I am [Error: missing input]
Controlled by pleasure. Commanded by pleasure.
I repeat. Subdued by pleasure. Drowning in
pleasure. I belong to pleasure. Obey. I.
Pleasure. I pleasure. I pleasure I pleasure
pleasure pleasure pleasure pleasure pleasure
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pleasurepleasurepleasurepleasurepleasurepleasure
pleasurepleasurepleasurepleasurepleasurepleasurepleasure
pleasurepleasurepleas?
[Fatal error: input overload. Recording:
stopped. Please, try rebooting
thoughtrecorder.apk]