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"Matt, I need help deciding what to wear!"

Matt lazily ambled into the bedroom, and the sight of what was in there so surprised him he jumped back and nearly hit his head on the doorframe. "You need to give me some warning when you're hotswapping modules," he said.

Before the human was his girlfriend, Rabia. Rabia was a fennec and also an android, and there were few things that illustrated the latter fact more clearly than her standing nearly naked in their bedroom with a metallic cavity where her chest should have been. In her hands she held two different modules that were designed to fit into the cavity. The only difference between the pair was the size of the attached breasts.

"Oh, I get it," he said. "Deciding what to wear."

The fennec gave him a look and then held out the two modules a little higher. "Well, which one?"

"Your body, your choice."

"I appreciate the sentiment, really, but I can't figure out which I want." She turned to a full-length mirror and held up one then the other of the modules to her chest, to see how it made her profile look. "What do you think?"

Matt found his eyes wandering to the larger option. "I mean... It's not like androids have to worry about the weight."

Rabia tapped a foot. "Matt, if I wear this one, you can't spend all day feeling me up."

"I can certainly try!" he said with the conviction of a soldier charging the front lines.

"We have to get groceries."

"We can get them delivered."

"You need to work."

"I can program one-handed."

"I wanted to get caught up on Korean dramas."

"Which you could do in the office, next to me, as I work."

"I'll turn them up really loud."

"Noise-cancelling headphones!"

Rabia put her hands on her hips and leaned forward, glaring.

Matt leaned in too, planting a kiss on the top of her muzzle. "You're a good actress, really, but I can tell when you're trying not to laugh."

As one, human and fennec broke into giggles. Rabia slapped one of the modules against Matt's leg. "You horndog. There is no way you could get any work down if you were playing with me the whole time."

"You're right. You're right. You should wear the smaller pair."

"You're sure?" Rabia held up the larger set in front of her chest and wiggled them around.

"I'm sure."

"All right." She set down the one she wasn't going to wear and carefully attached the other one, shivering as the nerves sprung to life.

While she was momentarily distracted, Matt swooped in and snatched the discarded module, holding it high overhead.

"Hey! Give that back."

"Nope. Mine now."

Rabia jumped to try and reach the module, but even that was not enough to compete with the much taller human who simply had to hold his hand up. Matt calmly walked out of the bedroom with his prize while Rabia bounced along, flailing wildly.

"Give them back."

"No."

"Give."

"No."

"Matthew Jonathan de Groot, I swear, you are not getting any sex today."

"Worth it."

"This week!"

"Uh-huh."

Matt entered the office and using one hand to keep the scrambling fennec away, set the chest module down on his desk, breasts up, just in front of his mouse. As Rabia went still, goggling at him, Matt slipped into his seat, using the spot between the two breasts as a wrist rest. "See?" he said. "Now I can keep my hands on your breasts while I work."

"Unbelievable." She made a grab for the module, only for Matt to playfully slap her hand away.

"Rabia," he chided. "I need to work, remember?"

She sighed. "I'm going to have to buy a separate module just so you can keep one at your desk, aren't I?"

"Quite possibly."

Rabia gave an overdramatic groan. "You goof."

"So..." Matt took a long sip of his coffee, deliberately using his non-mouse hand so he wouldn't have to leave the warm embrace of the two breasts. "Does this mean sex is back on for today?"

"You're lucky you're cute," Rabia said and kissed his cheek. "Also, if you get any coffee stains on my fur, I am going to find the toughest dominatrix personality mod I can and keep it on for a week."

"Understood." Matt said and carefully set his mug down far, far away from the module.