Worst First Date Ever
Ashton walked into his kitchen, going about his usual routine in his normal apartment. On the fridge were magnets holding up several pieces of paper. He stopped for a moment to look over them, his eyes scanning over Bills and Notices and the court date for a Speeding Ticket. He scans over what bills need to be paid, electric, internet, and third down was the Therapy Charge for a session in Anger Management.
The third bill he looked at for a good five minutes straight before he realized he was in sort of a trance. He stuck them back on the fridge and continued about his daily routine. Looking at the clock he saw that it was getting close to 6PM, glancing over at the window in the kitchen he saw trees and far off mountains, the large sun setting behind them, already seeing a few stars twinkling in the failing light. He still had an hour, but enjoyed being prepared early.
He went into the bathroom to finish up some grooming after he had retrieved the bottle of Water he had set out to get from the kitchen in the first place. He set the water down just outside the Bathroom after taking a few sips and then looked in the bathroom mirror. He was a medium height Fox with natural Orange Hair and Reddish Brown Tipped ears. The underside of his muzzle was transitioned into white and bordered with the same brown his ear tips adorned. His brown eyes descended over his outfit, just a three button polo style shirt and a pair of black, ironed jeans that ran down his legs all the way to his paws. He never wore shoes as was the case for most Furs.
Beneath his clothing was a mystery to all around him as the clothing he wore was normally loose fitting, not baggy, but not leotard either. If his co-workers or new acquaintances were told he was actually very buff, it would be a surprise to them. He was well gifted in his bodily attributes, toned muscle under smooth, level colored fur. His physique sculpted into a lithe build that could only allow those who have seen him shirtless to admire his form.
Ashton then grabbed up a hairbrush and began to attempt to tame the fur atop his head. He enjoyed his hair on a good day, but it was giving him trouble today. He had shampooed it but was out of Conditioner, so his hair stood dry and poofy, spilling over his ears like a stringy mess of fluff. He ran some water through it and decided to use what little styling product he had left. It made his hair look slightly artificial, and he was a fan of making himself look naturally good.
After several minutes in the bathroom he stepped out and took another swig of water. Walking into his living room he sat down and turned on the news, shifting through stories on different networks, looking to see what movies were playing, waiting for something to occupy him for an hour.
About three minutes into the entertainment search he realized he'd have to find something else to do, and that's when he heard the music. In the distance there was a feint rhythm emitting, he didn't quite place it or understand it at first, then his mind decided to start working and he realized it was the original theme to The Legend of Zelda for Nintendo, which meant his cell.
He hopped up and traced the feint sound to his bed, remembering he had tossed it on his pillow a few hours ago and forgot it was there when he made the bed later on. He grabbed the cellular device from under the covers and read that his friend Nem from high school was calling. He and Nem were good friends who met up in the 9th grade and just sort of never left one another alone since. Nem was valued to Ashton and vice versa because they counseled each other through hard times.
Immediately after seeing the Caller ID Ashton swiped his thumb over a red bar on the touch screen phone that said 'ANSWER è' and the bar slid right, then Nem's photo was displayed and Ashton put the cell to his ear, "Hey Nem, what's up?"
"Oh nothing much." the young cream colored Male Rabbit on the other end of the phone said. "I meant to call earlier, you never told me how the date went last night!"
"Oh... yea I had a pretty late night last night so I've been trying to get some sleep all day today, really threw my Schedule off balance." Ashton replied, only to be responded with a long, drawn out 'Ooooohhh' from Nem.
"Look at Ash! Having a long night out ladies and gentlemales! I thought you were a Fox not a Hound." Nem jokingly replied, but Ashton just chuckled a bit and then proceeded on talking.
"Actually it wasn't as Spectacular as it sounds, if I were to gauge the experience then I'd have to say that it was the
Worst First Date Ever By Lannius Drasec
"Worst? Wow.... But why? From what you told me about her she's Smoking Hot and interested in you." Nem said
For a few brief moments, Ashton reflected on what Nem had just said. Nem hadn't heard a single detail of the nights events and the first thing out of his muzzle was 'Why? She's Hot and she's Interested in you' as if Nem were implying that immediately negated her personality. Ash couldn't help but feel a bit insulted after he contemplated it for a moment, but brushed it aside to continue talking. "Well she is hot, I mean I have a thing for Felines to begin with, but she's gorgeous despite her Species. Her looks were about the best part of the night, but you have to trust me when I stress to you that they don't negate the way she acted."
Nem was silent for a while on the other end of the phone and then finally spoke up "Sooo..... What are these actions you so despise?" he asks, Ash rubs his temples with his middle finger and thumb before letting out a small sigh. "That bad huh?" Nem asked, having heard the sigh into the phone.
Ash chuckled out a bit and smiled "Oh yea... like I said, the Worst." _____________________________________________________________________________________
"Damn it hair!" Ashton complained to the mirror as he was trying to get the fluff on his head tamed. He was going to buy some damn Conditioner tomorrow for sure. He worked it into a nice, brushed back look and set the brush down to walk out of his bathroom. Heading down the hallway he went into his room and sat at his computer.
Bringing up a Dating sight he had found for Singles in the Smokey Mountains, he started looking through profiles until he found the one he was searching for. He brought up the profile of a Calico who called herself Boxxy_87, from her pictures she was almost too good to be true. She was one inch taller then Ash, putting her at 5'11", and she had the body of a Supermodel. Slim hips that intricately slid down to toned legs and a very perky ass, her tail just as long as her legs so no excess touched the ground, her tummy flat and her sides curving in to give her that feminine hour glass shape, almost like a Mantle for the C-cups on her chest.
He had viewed her only once, but her being a year older then him and her looks only served to intimidate the slightly Nerdy Fox. His muscles and social circle taken into account, he was still considered a Nerd. Working in a Cubical at a Software Company, finding a Date Online, and having what could only be described as a border line unhealthy obsession with the Legend of Zelda games. He was a PhD and Pocket Protector away from working for NASA.
Imagine his surprise when just a few days ago, the girl he had decided was out of his league and not worth the effort had sent him a message saying she found him cute. They had messaged on and off twice a day for a few days until they exchanged phone numbers.
He got a text from her earlier this day that said 'Nothing 2 do 2nite, u should take me out' and so was set in motion the night he'd not soon forget. He got himself looking very nice, judging by her pictures and 'About Me' section she was quite the glamorous girl, always looking her best, and Ashton wanted to look his best for her. After looking over her profile one last time he grabbed up his keys and headed to the door.
He stepped outside and looked around, he was doing well this early in life compared to others he knows. A small house with two bedrooms and no roommate, located on a street where other couples lived, most with a few kids and bigger houses, and nicer Cars then Ashton could afford. He walked to the end of his driveway to his 87 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme, it was his first car and he'd taken good care of it through the years. No wrecks, no problems other then a few tune ups, and drives well. The light blue paint job on it was faded, but it gave the car that Traveled feel when he saw it. He would buy a new car when it was affordable, but till then he had to find things to like about his current situation.
He got inside and clicked on the radio to a Modern Rock station, the song that was half way through already was Awake and Alive by Skillet, so he kept it on as he drove off to meet his date. _____________________________________________________________________________________
The address she gave him earlier was a bit more difficult to find then he had predicted, but thankfully he left a few minutes earlier then he should have and only arrived about a minute or so late. He put the car in park out front and climbed out. Walking up the stairs he surveyed the neighborhood she lived in, nice house, nice neighborhood, and Ashton couldn't help being intimidated again. This girl was obviously high Maintenance, what if he couldn't impress her?
Such thoughts eventually faded as he walked up the steps to the door and knocked three times. There was a small shuffle of activity before the door swung open slowly and there stood the Calico in all her feminine glory. She was wearing a tight black dress and matching shoes, a gold studded belt wrapped casually around her hips, hair falling over one eye as her slit like pupils gazed into his own. He smiled and went in for a hug "Hey there!"
Pandora placed a paw on his chest to stop him from giving her a hug. "You're late." she said in an annoyed tone. Ash blinked and looked at his watch, it was only a few seconds towards being two minutes late. He wanted to argue that it was only by a minute or so but he held his tongue and nodded his head.
"Sorry I'm late..." he said apologetically and Pandora just gazed at him for one more moment before grabbing up her purse and walking past him. He followed after her. "It was getting dark and the place was a bit difficult to find." he chuckled out, trying to make light of the topic.
"Well don't get lost on the way to the restaurant." she retorted. Ash once again was put down at how she was acting, but maybe she had a bad day and needed to vent. He could only believe that her mood would improve as the night went on. He opened the door for her and she paused in front of his car, looking it over and then looking at him. "And what is this?"
Ash smiled at her and said "My car... it's an Oldsmobile Cutlass" Pandora unsung her purse from her shoulder and pushed it to her lap as she sat in the passengers seat with a very audible sigh. Ash closed the door and rounded the large car's front before getting in the drivers seat and firing up the engine.
He drove out of her neighborhood and around town for a while. She was silent the entire way, so Ash tried to break the silence. "So where did you grow up?"
Her immediate response to his question was "Did you remember to make the reservations?"
Ash blinked and kept his eyes on the road before answering her "Uhm, yea... I made the reservations.... The place is called Usual Suspects right?" he asked her, she nodded her head and looked around outside the car while he tried to talk to her. "Well the reservations are for 8, so we have some time." She then paid attention to him.
"The reservation is for 8? It's 7:15.... what are we suppose to do for 45 minutes?" She asked in a scowl.
Ash took a moment of silence to remind himself she might be having a bad day, he's had his share, and so brushed off her rudeness and kept his positive demeanor. "Well I thought we could go to the park and get to know one another better-" he was cut off by her talking again.
"The park? Oh yea, that's what I need, a nice long stroll in these expensive heels with a big strong Fox to protect me from the Muggers and Rapists." she said to him sarcastically. He finally just looked at her and let his gaze linger, occasionally glancing sidelong at the road.
"What's wrong? Why are you in such a bad mood?" he asked.
Pandora sighed and started to tap her fingers along her purse. She then opened hr purse up and said "Just take me to the Mall." and before Ash could say anything back she put a CD into his stereo system and turned the Volume up. Anything Ash could have said would be drowned out by the sounds of Kesha singing Blow.
She just listened and sang along with the music as he drove her to the Mall. Getting out of the car she kept walking a few paces ahead of him. Ash felt his temper rising, but he wanted to appear gentlemanly, remembering his classes he just calmed his nerves and caught up with her, walking beside her, she didn't seem to mind, nor did she acknowledge.
They got into the Mall and she immediately dragged him to all the girl clothing stores. From shop to shop she was looking at Dresses and Outfits, expensive Ensembles and jewelry. She eventually made it to Victoria's Secret, at which point Ashton thought the night had promise of improving. She first went to the Perfume and Bath Soap section where she browsed around for new Fragrances. Ashton drearily followed behind her as she practically ignored him the entire shopping experience. His mood seemed to perk when she transitioned into the Lingerie department.
Ashton kept following her like a smaller fox pet and watched her look around. Out the side of his eye he saw a few other people shopping about. One was a Tigress, ironically looking at some sexy underwear with Leopard Pattern print on them. The other two were a couple, or se Ashton assumed. A Purple Vixen and White Gothic looking Wolf looking through very revealing underwear as the Wolf gave the vixen little spanks on her rear.
They walked around for a bit before he noticed Pandora glancing over at the couple as well, he wondered if she knew them from somewhere. She stopped and turned to Ashton with a smile. He hadn't seen her smile till now and she looked just as radiant as her pictures of her smiling suggested. "Ashton.... I know I've been bitter.... But it's been a trying day." she said in a seemingly genuine manner.
"It's okay, I've had my bad days as well..." he said back to her, smiling to let her know he really did understand.
"Well I think a certain someone buying me a gift would really lift my spirits." She said in a low, seductive voice.
Ashton barely remembered telling her he saw her eye on one of the perfumes before he was walking to the Bath department again. He roamed through and eventually found the perfume she had kept testing out. He didn't have a nose for Perfumes, so he saw nothing special about it, but if it would cheer her up. He walked to the counter to purchase the perfume, and from the counter she could see the Underwear department very clearly.
Pandora was by the White Wolf he saw with the Vixen earlier, but the Vixen was no longer in sight, maybe she did know them after all, maybe the Vixen was trying on some underwear they finally picked out. Then Ash saw Pandora place a piece of paper into the Wolf's hand after having exchanged several small whispers. Ash thought that was very weird, but shrugged it off as that being proof they were acquainted.
He walked back up to her just as the White Wolf made his exit. Ash handed her the bag and said "I hope you like it... I saw you looking at it the entire time." Pandora took the bag without so much as a Thank You, and waved as the Wolf made his way to the Dressing rooms. "Who's he?" he asked curiously.
"A friend." Pandora said dismissively before she opened the bag, taking the bottle out and narrowing her eyes at it. She didn't seem too pleased with Ashton's choice. Dropping it back in the bag she put it in her purse and said "I guess it will do." in the same manner she had earlier. Ashton couldn't realize what he'd done wrong and just inwardly sighed and kept following her. He glanced back once more to see the Wolf knock on a door in the changing rooms, and the door swung open before a purple paw grabbed the Wolf's jacket and yanked him inside. ____________________________________________________________________________________
Ashton tapped on the wheel, clearly irritated at how the night had gone so far, his patience wearing thin. He thought back to the classes he attended, the stress relief techniques and Emotional Management Exercises that the shrink constantly hammered into their minds. He simply breathed, counting the beats of his heart until he felt it calming. He focused on the road in front of him as he drove, the lights of downtown still illuminating the streets, the shuffling of all the different species doing their daily chores.
Ashton looked at the clock radio, 7:55, five minutes till his reservations were ready, and he didn't even have a clue as to where this place was. Pandora had picked it out and told Ashton to reserve the table, looking back on it he should have gathered she acted so controlling and unappreciative from how she bossed him around even before they met. There was no need to fuss about it now, he was with her and all he could do was be the better person and hope she lightens up again as she did before.
He looked over at her, and she was chatting away on the phone, he had long since drowned out her conversation for fear of snapping at her with anger, so for now he didn't pay any attention to what she was saying. From the obnoxious laughing he guessed it was some girlfriend of hers, probably spreading gossip about their activities. If she mentioned him he would listen again, but for now just kept quiet.
"So keep going straight?" he asked her.
Pandora paused her talking and looked at Ash as if he had interrupted an important business meeting. "Yes... just keep going, I'll tell you when to turn." She said in an annoyed voice "Honestly, if this hunk of junk had GPS we wouldn't have this problem."
Ash heard the words hunk of junk and simply tuned her out, gripping the wheel a bit harder before just looking forward and nodding his head.
Three more minutes down the road he saw the place they were going to, it seemed small from the front, but as they drew closer he saw it was actually quite a descent size. The large sign out-front said Orion, it was a quaint enough sign illuminated just enough to catch notice. They went into the parking lot and joined a small line of about four cars, all of them much nicer then his own. He waited till they were pulled into a yellow zone in the lit up lot, at which point his door was opened for him and he stepped out.
The red suited Fox who opened Ashton's door seemed to be looking at his car weird, Ashton figured not many low class vehicles like his drove through here. He let the taller fox pass by him and slide into the drivers seat to park it for him, and then saw a Tiger Male help Pandora out. The Tiger Male's gaze seemed to linger on Pandora for longer then Ashton thought appropriate, but Pandora didn't seem to mind.
Pandora placed a paw on the Tiger's shoulder and the Tiger dipped his head formally before stepping back and preparing for the next car in line. They both made their way up the flight of ten steps to the door and Ash held it open for Pandora. They entered into a very fancy looking hall and were greeted immediately by the front host, this employee of the high quality establishment was a very slenderly built Shark. He flashed his rows of well groomed teeth before bowing his head slightly to Pandora and Ashton "Hello.... Welcome to-" but he was cut off as the sound of hooves clopped towards them.
A Large black furred equine with a white stripe of fur extending down his snout appeared. "Allow me to take these guests Tullio." he said to the shark, the shark smiled and nodded to the Equine.
"Certainly Sir... have a wonderful time." he said to Pandora and Ash after addressing the Stallion. Pandora smiled at the large equine, standing at a good 6'6" and wearing a very well tailored suit, concealing what Ash could only assume as Pure Muscle beneath.
The Stallions deep eyes had Jet Black irises, making it impossible to tell the dilation of his pupils. The large glassy orbs seemed barred behind a mane of very long Bangs, his long, black hair tied up into a formal ponytail that let it fall down his back, nearly extending past his waist. "Greeting friends.... My name is Orion McMannus and this is my place." he said proudly. Gesturing a hand to the polished wood bar and tables.
The first thing Ashton noticed was the large amount of Sea Dwelling Staff. Far as he could tell, almost every Waiter and Host was either a Shark or Whale or Dolphin. There were various tanks of Water that held exotic Feral Fish inside and there was even a large wall made entirely of Glass where Dolphin and Whale Performers were putting on Spectacles of Underwater Dances.
Ashton was snapped back to reality by Pandora tugging at his jacket and whispered to him "Pay attention" that's when he saw the Horse had already begun walking away. Pandora following him, and Ash close behind. They were led to their seats and Orion then gestured towards a Dolphin Girl who was on the phone near the kitchen. She waved back at him and Orion smiled at her before turning his attention back to Pandora and Ash.
"So, if there's anything I can do to make your dining experience here more pleasant, simply ask." he said, then Pandora spoke up "Orion.... Such a powerful Name..." she commented with a small giggle before continuing, "I couldn't help but notice the heavy Aquatic Theme to your place.... Why did you choose this particular theme?"
Orion smiled at Pandora and listened to her question, a moment after she asked, a Dolphin Girl walked over, she was dressed in a gorgeous maternity gown that showed off her well rounded pregnant tummy. "Ah, perfect timing sweetheart." he said, wrapping a paw around the waist of the Dolphin. "This is my Wife Veronica, she use to be one of the top performers at the Aquarium downtown. Veronica, these are two new Patrons here, Pandora and Ashton."
For a moment, Ash wondered how Orion already knew his name, but then remembered that he sort of blanked out while looking around the place and figured Pandora had already introduced him and herself to Orion earlier.
"The one that just closed down?" Pandora asked.
"Yes, it was devastating." Veronica said "When it closed down, most of the performers, including myself, couldn't find very many jobs with constant access to Water."
"Which is when I got the idea for this place." continued Orion "Me and Roni had always talked about owning our own restaurant, but the Staff and Supplies and Property all together was always out of reach. Suddenly there were about one hundred or so performers that were out of the job with nowhere to go... so we hired them on."
"Most of the workers here had donated almost all their final compensation pay to Orion to help build them a new home so to speak... now most of us remain and we're all a family again." Veronica said, looking up at the Equine and stroking his cheek "All thanks to this wonderful Stallion."
Both Ashton and Pandora seemed quite moved by the story. Pandora then broke the moment by complimenting Veronica's clothing "Those are gorgeous Maternity clothing Veronica... how far along are you?" She asked.
"Oh, how kind of you" Veronica said with a smile on her long dolphin snout. "I'm about seven months... We're hoping for a Boy."
"We've been trying for a year now, and with my humble abode's success, we can only hope our luck carries on to give us a gorgeous child." Orion said
Pandora seemed really interested in the baby. "That's cute, I wonder if he'll take after his beautiful mother or Handsome Father." She said to the two, they both laughed and smiled at Pandora.
Ash felt so cut off from the conversation and felt he should at least say something, seeing the opportunity to join in the laughter he took it. "Maybe it will be a Seahorse." he chuckled a bit but the flat response from the other three just made him feel like an idiot. He lowered his ears and fell silent once more. Pandora rolled his eyes and apologized to the couple, they then bid Ashton and Pandora farewell and departed to attend to other matters.
Pandora instantly rubbed her head as if hiding her face. "I can't fucking believe you said that, are you retarded?" she said spitefully, but Ashton just shook his head. Pandora just grumbled a bit and then saw a Whale Waiter approaching. She ordered a Bottle of Wine for them and then contemplated the Appetizers. Ash took his menu and wished he hadn't.
There was nothing on the Menu below thirty dollars, the food looked great but the prices were outrageous. He wanted to say that the place was too expensive, but he was worried Pandora might consider that the final straw and humiliate him by making a scene and leaving. So he bit his tongue and just searched for a modestly priced item.
When the Whale returned, Pandora ordered one of the most expensive appetizers, and she started sipping down the wine like it was Kool-Aid. Ashton silently panicked as to how he would pay for such a meal. When the Appetizers came out, Ashton only ordered a Salad while Pandora got the Lobster and two sides. What an expensive Date this was turning out to be.
He wishes they would at least enjoy one another's company but she just sort of drowned Ash out while watching the Performers in the large Tank near them. Dazzled by their elegant dancing. Ash had never been to the Aquarium in town, so this was all very new to him.
After they ate their meal in silence and half the wine was gone, the check was brought out to them. Ashton picked it up and much like the Menu, wish he hadn't. $203.67 was the charge. Only 33 of those dollars were Ashtons, but he had to pay for every bit of it. He grumbled to himself as he only had 150 dollars in his account, but Payday was coming up in a few days, maybe he could make Gas stretch to get to work, overdraw on his account and balance it back after he was paid.
Ashton gets his debit card out and places it with the check. The check is carried away and Pandora smiles at him once again. "I must be honest... I thought you would have made me pay for my own meal tonight." She said, her feline eyes twinkling at him. He couldn't be mad at that, no matter how harshly she's treated him tonight, and just nodded his head.
"Only the Best for you." he said, suppressing the urge to say it sarcastically. The moment was short lived though, as the Whale returned with the card and check.
"Sir... this card was declined."
"What?" Ash asked in shock.
"Yes sir, the card apparently would have overdrawn and your bank has put a restriction on the cards ability to do so." the waiter said, then Ash saw Pandora bury her muzzle in her paws, as if she was embarrassed to be seen with Ashton. Ashton got up from the table and pulled the Waiter to the side.
"Uhm... look, how can I pay? I'm sort of on a date here..."
"I'll go have a chat with Mr. Orion then." the Whale said before handing Ashton his card back and walking away.
Ashton returned to the table and Pandora looked up at him "You can't even afford a damn meal?" she said outraged.
Ashton glared at her. "Who ordered the fucking lobster!?" he said, and caught himself snapping again, so he drowned whatever she said next out and calmed himself down. When he opened his eyes again, the Whale had returned.
"Sir... if you'll follow me please?" the Whale asked, and Ashton stood up and followed him. He was led to the back of the Kitchen where the Dishes were being handled, and then was given an Apron. "Mr. Orion has agreed that two hours of dishes will clear your bill."
Ashton widened his eyes. "Two hours!?"
"Yes sir... which is about 100 dollars an hour... a fairly generous hourly wage if you ask me." the Whale said, then turned to leave. Ashton was loosing his cool quickly. He had to spend two hours back here. There were two Eel's who looked like Brothers that were tossing the dishes to one another in some sort of juggling and cleaning act. H watched for a while before taking off his Jacket and Dress Shirt. His undershirt sufficing for bodily cover as he put the Apron on and approached the two of them. _____________________________________________________________________________________
"Excuse me Waiter?" Pandora said after seeing their Waiter pass by, ten minutes after he had led Ashton to the back. The Waiter walked over and smiled to Pandora. "Hello, I was wondering what happened to my Date?"
"He is in the back paying for the meal... Mr. Orion has offered him two hours of dish cleaning to clear his debt."
Pandora grumbled and stroke her hair. "He was my ride, how do I get home now?" She just calmed herself down and smiled at the Whale "Could you direct me to Orion's office? I think I'll have a word with him." The Whale raised a webbed paw up to point at a black door down the hallway just past the bar.
Pandora nodded her thanks to him and stood up, straightening her dress out she proceeded to the black door. It turned out to be an Elevator System. Pressing the Up arrowed button there was a small Buzz, then the doors opened. She got inside and it took her up what felt like three floors.
When she exited, she was in a rather large office. The floor below the office was Transparent and offered a view of all the Aquatic Life, both Anthro and Feral. Orion was behind his desk in his chair, he smiled as he saw Pandora enter. "Hello again Miss Pandora.... Did you enjoy your meal?"
She smiled at him and nodded her head "Have ye known many felines who don't enjoy fish?" She asked, and they both chuckled. She walked over to his desk "I understand you offered my Date the chance to pay his debt with Labor.... But I've come to see if you can't take it easy on him... as a Favor to me?"
Orion lifted his eye brow and stood from his desk "Strange... I gathered the impression you weren't too fond of the Lad." he said as he made his way over to a Mini Bar, pouring himself some Apple Juice before looking to Pandora "Can I offer you anything?"
Pandora shook her head and smiled "No thanks... and I'm not particularly fond of how pathetic he acts... but he has cute qualities I find attractive in manipulative males." she giggles and grins at Orion.
Orion blinked a few times and took a sip of his juice "Huh.... Quite the cold hearted one aren't you?" he said amused. Sipping at his drink he returned to his desk, leaning against it and sighing. "I wish I could help you out Pandora... but I can't give even one Patron a complimentary meal... it would strain my credibility, and I need to keep this place running for the sake of my Employees... I hope you understand." he said in a calming deep voice.
Pandora sighed a bit and nodded her head "I do understand Orion... so what is a girl to do for a whole hour and a half?" she asked him, her eyes not hiding the fact that they were looking over his large equine body.
Orion noticed this and chuckled a bit "You can remain up here for the time... take advantage of my Hospitality."
Pandora grinned at him, and started to walk closer. Her paws slipped the small straps on her shoulders holding her dress in place off her slender arms, her dress fell to the ground around her paws, her voluptuous c-cups were not concealed by a Bra, nor was her inner thighs or feline slit concealed by underwear. Orion spoke no words, only watched her grow closer to him. She reached a paw out and grabbed the waist of his pants. "Don't mind if I do." she said before skillfully undoing the button. _____________________________________________________________________________________
Ashton was already sweating from the heat the steaming water let off, the dish cleaning room was like a Steam room at the Gym, the heat rising up was exhausting him to no end. He scrubbed and dunked the dishes in the soapy water as the Twins he was stuck between kept yammering on and telling tasteless jokes to one another. They were laughing obnoxiously and acting like they were in a Carnival. They tossed Dishes to one another over Ashton's head and danced around In place.
Ashton just closed his eyes and thought back to his Anger Management. He couldn't loose control again, and then the painful memory was brought back like a flash. His paws full of fresh cut flowers, his arm around a large Teddy Bear, his car pulling up into the Driveway and walking into the house of hi Girlfriend. The thumping, the small moans, the flowers and bear hitting the floor as he walked down the Hallway. The sound of his girlfriend screaming for more and the view through the crack of the door, the Cougar Male on top of her, the sheets rising up and down to give a clear outline of his hips slamming between her spread thighs. The Anger, and then the Darkness.
He saw the blood on the walls, heard the screams of horror from his girlfriend, and saw the twitching Cougar on the floor, broken glass from the busted TV next to the cougar's head. The Ambulance, the court room, the Medical Bills for his Physical Therapy from his damaged Spine, and the Anger Management Classes where he had to learn to control his emotions and actions.
He realized he was still over the dishes, looking up at the clock he still had an our to go, gripping Dishes and scrubbing them to get his mind off the events in his head. Then he looked towards the exit door to where all the others were enjoying their meals, wondering if Pandora was still at the Table, perhaps she called a Cab, not that he was hoping she was waiting for him. He just decided to not think about it as he focused on the task at paw. _____________________________________________________________________________________
Pandora Screamed out, her paws clutching at the Fur and Mane of the large horse. She was sitting on the edge of his desk, the cold wood stimulating her naked ass as she wrapped her legs around his waist. She slid her paw down his back and took an entire palm full of his naked ass as he rammed his hips into her spread legs. She felt his equine cock pounding deeper and harder into her then she'd ever felt from a stallion. "Orion... oh fuck! Please.... Aaahh.... Fuck Me!" She moaned out as the stallion rutted into her exposed cunt, his heavy orbs spanking her ass with each hard thrust.
He had planted his strong paws on his desk and locked his knees so his hooves kept planted, his strong pelvic muscles were practically moving the desk with each long thrust of his flared cock into the eager calico. His long muzzle next to her ear, his hot breath pouring over her ear and shoulder as his groans and whinnies of pleasure filled the room.
She dug her claws into his back and ass to leave small bruises under his fur, panting hard in his ear as he took her. She hugged him close and pulled herself against him every time he slammed his cock deep inside her, feeling that flared tip press against her cervix, feeling him go so deep inside her. "Oh... Aahhh.... Orion.... Mmmm... take me.... Seed me like your own little cum dump! Oh Fuck!!" Orion was extremely pleased to have discovered she had such a dirty mouth on her within the first ten minutes of their fucking, and Pandora was pleased to know the Office was completely soundproofed.
Orion leaned up and took her paws away from his back, he reached around and grasped her ankle wrapped around his waist, and then raised her ankle high. She purred uncontrollably as he turned her around against her will to make her tits press against the cold wood of his desk, and she could only grip the other side of the desk with her claws and brace herself as she felt that long equine cock ramming her cunt harder still from behind.
Pandora left claw marks in the Stallion's desk as he rutted into her from behind, the desk shifting along the floor at the force he was fucking her. "Orion.... Oh god.... I'm going to cum... again.... Mmmm... please go harder! Fuck your Slut!" she screamed like a heat driven bitch, and Orion obliged her with gripping the base of her tail and ramming his cock even harder into her, his balls now swinging forward like padded wrecking balls, spanking her erect clit. She Trembled and yelped as he drove her insane, feeling his cock battering against her cervix harder, that shaft reaching everywhere including her g-spot.
Pandora quaked on top the desk as she was drilled, and couldn't contain herself anymore. Her tail thrashed around wildly in the Stallion's grip as her pussy contracted around his meat. She squirted her juices all over his balls like she had several times before already. The horse had fucked her for nearly an hour and a half straight and hadn't finished yet, driving the feline wild with lust. She then felt him rutting her harder and faster, loosing rhythm and tensing up against her. "Yes! YES! Cum inside me Orion!"
Orion leaned down and hunched over her, grinding his cock deep inside her depths before he could feel his mind cloud with lust, the familiar tingling in his stomach as he felt the seed rush up his long shaft. Finally, he pressed his head to the deepest part he could, putting strain on the entrance to the feline's womb before shooting his thick stallion cream into her, groaning and nickering deeply as he filled his new feline friend to the brim with seed.
After several moments of orgasmic bliss, the two went limp against each other. Pandora purring and attempting to catch her breath. The stallion then withdrew his cock from her tight depths, feeling her quiver around him as he did so. He watched his seed trickle down her thigh before he gathered up his clothes and started to get dressed.
Pandora smiled at him, still bent over the desk, she slid two fingers up her thighs and gathered up some seed before licking it clean. Putting on a show for the Stallion, making him grin, he looked at the clock and saw that it was fifteen minutes before Ashton's two hours were up. "You and your friend can head home now if ye want." he said, smiling and holding her dress out for her. Pandora took the dress and then retrieved a slip of paper from one of the inner pockets.
She put the paper in his pocket and leaned up to whisper in his ear "If you ever need relief again... I'll be happy to spread for you while your wife is busy carrying your young."
Orion grins and chuckles, looking down at her with his black eyes. "When my child is born... I predict my wife joining in the festivities" he winks, and Pandora just purrs loudly before groping the Stallion one last time. She walks to the elevator and slips her dress back on, hoping no one notices the steady trickle of seed down her leg. _____________________________________________________________________________________
"Lets Go" called a voice from just beyond the dish cleaning area. Ash perked his fox ears and looked up to see the Calico wit a paw on her hip, looking impatient. Ash already decided on taking her straight home and not talking to her again after her treatment of him. He wouldn't put up wit all her nonsense after this kind of night.
"Finally." he said in annoyance and Pandora simply rolled her eyes.
"Don't act like a kit... give me the keys so I can get the car pulled around." Ashton grunted and fished in his nice pants for his keys, but he couldn't find them, then he remembered the Valet Parking having them.
"Talk to the guys who parked the car" he said and Pandora looked at him as if she didn't appreciate his tone, at this point he really didn't give a fuck what she approved of. She left the kitchen and went trough the main hall till she reached the front of the restaurant.
The Valet men were all waiting outside and smoking as no one was pulling up just yet. When Pandora approached them, everyone grew silent. She looked them over before spotting the Tiger Male who opened her door for her. She smiled at him and he smiled back. She walked over to him and the rest of the Males went back to their conversation. "I believe you might know where my car is?" she asked.
"Yes Ma'am.... But I'm off duty." he said, sounding quite unaffected by her charms. She just smiled a bit and trailed a finger down his chest, looking into his eyes with a gaze that needed no words. The Tiger let the gaze hold for a moment before he reached into a small box of keys and grabbed up Ashton's keys. "Right this way." he said. _____________________________________________________________________________________
Ashton took a while to get back into his clothing. He kept fumbling with the buttons on his shirt as he was trying to rush out of this expensive version of hell. He finally got his shirt back on and threw his coat over it, not even attempting to tie his Tie. He simply walked outside and stopped at the Valet Males all huddled up in conversation. "Where's my Car." he asked impatiently.
Everyone stopped talking and looked at the small Fox, then the fox that had taken his car pointed at the parking lot. "Second Row, all the way back." and everyone immediately returned to their conversation. Ash walked down the steps of the front of the building and into the cold parking lot.
He walked parallel top the lot before he spotted row two, and started walking down the rows. The closer to the end he got, the more he could hear creaking. The steady rhythm of an old car rocking on it's worn shocks was apparent in the air. The first thought in Ash's mind just happened to be the correct one, but he refused to believe such a shitty thing would happen. When he passed someone's very expensive luxury SUV and his car came into view, his thoughts were confirmed. The windows of his car had already begun to fog, but he could make out the fur pattern of a Calico's back facing the front windshield. Two striped arms were wrapped around her waist as two large Tiger Paws held her ass. Her tail was happily swishing back and forth as he could faintly see the barbed feline cock disappearing into his Date's cunt.
He stood there watching them fuck in his back seat. He had treated her to dinner, paid for it with hard labor, bought her a present, been the perfect Gentlemale, and here she was fucking some other guy, a Valet, in HIS car which she repeatedly insulted.
Ash felt his paw trembling with rage as he witnessed this, and he slowly stepped back behind the SUV, drawing back his paw he was about to punch the side of the expensive car, when he had a flash back to his Anger Management days. He didn't want to go back to that torturous group. He just wanted to stop being treated like some tool. He knew that bitches like Pandora would always mess with him. He leaned against the SUV and just rolled his fingers through his hair, his claws gliding along his scalp to massage the skin.
As he sat there and calmed down, he felt a sort of peace wash over him. He smiled, and suddenly it didn't bother him. He knew they would pay, he knew what he had to do, and he would come out the bigger Male for it. He got to his feet and walked around the SUV to his car. He sat in the drivers seat and the two in the back never stopped on his behalf. She was moaning directly into the tigers ear and he was digging his claws into her ass to keep her rolling into his lap.
Ash looked back at them with a smile and said "So shall I take you and your new friend home now Pandora?" Pandora didn't stop rolling her hips as she turned her head and with a dreamy look of lust painted over her expressions she nodded to him.
"Yea.... Mmm... make it fast..... Aahhh.... Your back seat... is so uncomfortable...." she groaned out. He didn't' even seem to mind anymore. He just nodded and looked in front of him. Pulling out of the lot and turning the car back towards her neighborhood he set off down the road. Not once during the twenty minute drive back did they stop. When Ash turned the car into her neighborhood, he looked in the rear view mirror and watched Pandora dig her claws into the Male's shoulders, screaming in ecstasy as she came all over his cock. He watched her fluids dribble down his balls and mess up his back seat interior, making a stain of female juices on his seat. Ashton just chuckled to himself and kept driving forward. He rolled up to her place, and just as he stopped the car, he heard even deeper the usual moans from the Tiger Male.
The car was sitting in the middle of the street rocking and fogging up badly without the car's defrosters on. Suddenly Ash could hear the tiger roar loudly and watched him hilt inside Pandora. The tiger filled the Calico up with hot cum while Ashton patiently waited for them to finish up. After about a moment or two of letting his orgasm fade, the Tiger pulled out of her and exited the car with no clothes on, obviously not the shy type.
Pandora collected up her dress and the Valet's uniform before leaning between the two front headrests and smiling at Ash. "I had fun tonight."
Ashton surprisingly turned his head towards her own and nodded his agreement. "You sure sounded like you did, heh... we should do it again sometime." Pandora seemed to light up at the fact that Ashton was so into what she did to him. She leaned over and kissed his cheek before exiting the car, also Naked. Quickly, she scampered up to her front door and unlocked it. Her and the Tiger disappeared into the house. _____________________________________________________________________________________
Nem was speechless on the other side of the phone. He just remained in silent shock as Ashton finished the retelling of the story.
"So yea.... Never calling that bitch again." he chuckled out to his rabbit friend.
"I would hope not.... I mean damn... what a cunt!" Nem rarely cussed but he apparently found a good reason to from his friends recollection of the previous night's events.
"Well it's been fun chatting but I'm almost running late for work."
"You work tonight?"
"Yea... I got a call in from the Lieutenant." Ashton and Nemron finished up their conversation with a few pleasant goodbyes, and Ashton hung the phone up. He then flipped to the internet search on his phone and looked up his history of searches. He erased the search in Police Records for a name of Tony Dagen before turning the phone's screen off again.
He went out to his car and opened the glove compartment. Inside was a spare wallet that had a Detective's Badge inside, and underneath that he retrieved a .357 Revolver, holstering it by his side. Making sure his tie was straight in the mirror, he reached under his seat and retrieved a small Cherry Siren to put on top his roof. He pulled out of his driveway and sped off in the deceptively fast vehicle.
About twenty minutes later he arrived in a familiar neighborhood. As he passed the houses he found himself daydreaming to the details of the night previous. _____________________________________________________________________________________
Watching the two disappear into the house, he got his phone out and opened a search engine. He typed in a pass code for access to criminal records. He planned on finding the Tiger's name with work records at Orion's but he looked at the stain in the back seat, seeing the Tiger had dropped his wallet from his pants. Ash retrieved a pair of leather dress gloves wedged into the overhead sun blocker. Slipping the gloves over his paws he grabbed the wallet and flipped it open, reading a name Tony Dagen, Ash chuckled lightly as he thought of Tony the tiger.
He searched Police Records and as if luck were finally on his side, the Tiger had a record. Two attempted B&E's, one year of Parole, Ashton read that each time he was discovered by the occupants still home. Ash looked at the house, saw the two of them in the Bedroom just through the window. He then looked at the front door, she might have locked it. He drove away from the house, and slowly formulated a plan in his head that was already set in motion. _____________________________________________________________________________________
Ash snapped back to reality as he saw Pandora's house come into view. A Doberman in a suit was waiting in front of the house. The front door was open and police officers were walking in and out. Ash parked his car and walked up to the Doberman, taking recently cleaned Leather Gloves out of his jacket pocket to slip them on. "Bout time you got here." the Doberman said.
"Relax Partner... ye want me to respond to these Richie Rich neighborhoods quicker you tell the Lieutenant to bump up my Salary a few grades so I don't live in the boondocks." they both chuckled before Ash looked at the house. "So what do we have?"
"One Victim, resident of the house... and one Perp already dead on the scene."
Ash blinked a few times. "What?"
"Yea, looks like she might have caught him trying to rob her and they both grabbed Kitchen Knives to fight one another off... Guess neither of them were walking away from this one."
Ash rubbed his head and groaned "Must be a Mess in there... we have positive ID's on both of them?"
"The Perp had his Wallet on him, and the Victim owns the place." Ashton and the Doberman walked past the Cops and Forensic team to a grisly and bloody scene in the living room. Both Pandora and Tony lay dead on the floor with multiple slash and stab wounds along their Arms and Torso's. Ash looked over the bodies, and then looked to the door.
"Why isn't the door kicked in..." he asked the Doberman, and then glanced back at the Bodies, "And why are they Naked..." Ash asked again, the Doberman just shrugged.
"Well there are two possibilities, he either picked the lock and undressed in her room before coming back downstairs to rob her or..."
Ashton cut off his partner as he said "Or he was invited in as a guest for the night... and tried to rob her in her sleep." he said, looking at an open jewelry box next to the dead Tiger's free paw. Ashton stood up and rubbed his hair back before looking to the Doberman. "Looks like an apparent B&E went wrong... should we follow up on it?" He asked.
The Doberman shakes his head and both of them invite the coroners in to handle the bodies. Ashton walks out of the house and sighs a sigh of relief. He was proud of himself, he didn't loose control and he kept a cool head, all thanks to the stupid Anger Management classes.
The End