Raz and Ovni: On The Way Home
Ovni hurtled over a log and under another as he put distance between himself and several disgruntled security teams. The forest was thick, the air was thick with water and pollen and fumes, and for some reason mercenary headquarters were never located in a major city on any planet. As far as Ovni knew, they were always located in a thick jungle-like forest, surrounded by teams of robots and aliens and dozens of traps and mines and various other accoutrements for which Ovni had no name. He just knew they were bad news, and as the satchel slung around his neck contained the computer chip they were supposed to protect, it was doubly bad news if he had hung around.
As the experiment continued weaving between, under, over, and around trees and logs and bushes, the forest began to grow darker and denser as the canopy began to block what sunlight was shining through that morning. He lept over a small stream and bounded quickly into a small clearing, the sudden change in lighting sending him headlong into the side of the camouflaged ship he and his partners had arrived in.
"Ow! Graaaah...who's idea was it to stage a morning operation?" Ovni pawed at his head, ears ringing from the loud BANG of his impact with the hull of the small shuttle. It had been his idea, of course: early morning being both very beautiful on most planets, and also the fog and low angle of the sun on the planet made it easier for him to sneak around. He twitched his ears a couple times, clearing them of the fading ring, then clambered around the side of the ship, groping for a handle invisible even to his enhanced vision. He finally found it, but the door swung open suddenly as he did, sending him tumbling.
"Hey, I knew I recognized that thud!" Raz grinned, holding up the hatch to the small craft, poking his head out with an air of excited smugness. "What took you so long? You were supposed to have been back twenty minutes ago. Did you at least get the chip?"
Ovni glared up at Raz, putting as big a pout as he could on for show. "Nope, all they had were diamonds and emeralds and syrtile crystals, no computer chips." His expression softened, and he laughed. "Yeah, I got it, but we gotta get out of here before they pick up on our ship." He got up, brushing grass and pollen from his fur before knocking on the hull of the ship. "They had a xadar-system, one of those new ones that detects cloaking. It's out of commission right now, but they'll figure out there's just some bubblegum in the traversing gear shortly." Ovni looked up at Raz, who frowned.
"The new quad-band XADAR? Chootah, Jumba said that there weren't any at this installation...wait, you jammed it with bubblegum?"
"It wasn't mine, some guard had a pack on his nightstand!" Ovni clambered into the ship, rubbing his head. "Oooww...we gotta come up with a new method of hiding this thing, I'm tired of running into it every time."
Raz sighed, grabbing the hatch's inner handle and pulling it closed behind Ovni, who was setting the satchel in a secret compartment in the floor. It wasn't entirely clear who owned the craft: Ovni had saved up a collection of syrtile crystals to purchase something better than the bright red police cruiser Stitch had, but Raz was the one who had picked the ship out and made many adjustments to it himself; at great expense to Jumba of course, who probably would never see his tinkering tools and hardware manuals again.
Shaking his head, Raz took to the cockpit and settled in, the engines groaning as he powered them up. With a bump and a wobble, the shuttle lifted off the ground, and the two experiments were heading back home with the one data-storage device that stood between the galaxy and almost certain inbox-flooding with emails about the wonders of the Snorblegob fruit.
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Ovni sighed, laying on his side with his back to the wall of the bunks in the darkened sleeping quarters. He tried to squish a pillow over his ears to drown out the subtle tones of a ship navigating it's way through an asteroid field, but it was to little comfort. They were almost home, and while his head had stopped hurting, he certainly wanted to get some sleep before they got there. As he contemplated reaching for a set of socks to stuff in his ears, the door to the room opened, and Raz wandered in, turning the dim secondary-lights on.
"Hey, you ok in here? You haven't been yourself since we passed Alpha Centauri." He stood there, arms crossed and an ear cocked in thought, head tilted slightly with concern. Ovni grumbled.
"It's hard to get sleep with all this ruckus....why couldn't we just warp into the solar system? Why the long way back?"
Raz sighed. "The hyperdrive broke. I can't fix it without 6 rolls of duct tape and a 20 karat spheratite crystal." He grinned apologetically. "We don't happen to have either enough duct tape or the crystal." He sat on the bed next to Ovni, who sat up and cocked his head.
"Duct tape and spheratite? So, tape and a really fancy rock enable faster-than-light travel? When'd this happen?"
Raz looked up at the ceiling. "Since, oh, I accidentally broke the compression lens, and those two things together would work as one for about 4 minutes, which is all we'd need to get home sooner." He looked at Ovni and cocked an ear. "You know, I can think of a way to help you get to sleep."
Ovni tilted his head the other way for a second, then chuckled. "Really now, do we have time for that?" His tail twitched a little behind him.
"Oh sure, it's still 2 days to Earth from here. We should be passing that one planet with the rings soon...and I remembered to bring the cleaning supplies this time, so we don't have to worry about stains." He purred softly, rubbing the sheets of the bed the two were sitting on.
"Which planet? All four of the big ones have rings."
"Chenasta...you know which one I mean, Ovni. The big one with the hexagons for poles." Raz batted at Ovni's face, but Ovni ducked.
"Saturn. It's called Saturn!" Ovni stood up and stretched, his tail twitching. "So, about that sleep aid...what were you thinking of?" He climbed back onto the bed, standing on his knees and grinning as he watched Raz think. Without warning, Raz lunged forward and grabbed Ovni by the hips, pulling him forward and running his tongue along the furball's sensitive genital lips. Ovni squeaked, but quickly calmed down. This was par for the course when the two played sexually, after all, and the element of surprise was definitely part of what made after-missions with Raz fun. He pushed Raz off for a moment, trying to get into a better position. As he laid down, Raz quickly grabbed him again, the two purring as Raz licked diligently, trying to coax Ovni's shaft out of it's hiding place.
Raz tilted his head and purred, licking deeper into the slit as he felt it twitch. He pushed his tongue between the lips and found the tip of Ovni's swelling shaft, and pulled it into his mouth with a slurp, suckling on the semi-flaccid prize softly. It was already coated in a generous layer of the mild fruit-flavored pre Ovni produced...pears and coconuts was the best description he could come up with, he thought, with a hint of peaches. He continued to suckle on Ovni's growing length, churring and slipping his tongue back along it into the smaller experiment's slit, coaxing the full length out of hiding and into his maw. After a few seconds, he found Ovni's tip poking the back of his mouth, and he began to pull off of the length, licking and kissing the tip as it was exposed to the air. He purred and clambered up over Ovni, licking his lips as his own red-orange shaft curled possessively around the pink prick he'd just been enjoying. "So, Ovni...what're you in the mood for?"
"Haaah...I...whatever you want." Ovni panted softly, eyes closed. He felt four arms snake around him and cradle him as the two rolled over, Raz on his back with Ovni laying on his front, the two hugging as their shafts slowly pushed against each other's slits, curling past each other. Without a word, the two brought their hips together, their tips flaring as they push and prod into each other's groins, both moaning and panting as after several thrusts they each receive a thick intruder into their sensitive pouches, their slits being spread wide as they bury their penises into each other to the hilt. Their pre and natural lubricants leak out between them along their shafts, smearing over their groins and sticking to their fur as their shafts twitch and squirm in each other, nestling in the deepest folds they can find. Ovni felt a paw move to the back of his head and just as he was about to ask, he felt Raz's lips on his. He didn't protest, opening his mouth and accepting Raz's tongue as the two began to kiss, their grips on each other tightening as their tails wrapped together.
The first to break the kiss was Ovni, he looked at Raz and smiled, nuzzling into his neck fur. "Mmrrr...you've gotten bigger since last time." Raz patted the back of his head, purring.
"I could say the same about you, but it's just we're out of practice...you know, I really could make it bigger if you wanted." Raz looked over to the small bedside table, which was unfortunately at the wrong end of the bed. "There's a bottle of those 'Mints you like over there...I just can't reach it."
"Oh, I don't think we'll need those just yet...maybe after round one." Ovni giggled, licking and nibbling on Raz's neck softly. Raz tightened his hug on the furball, all four arms pinning them together as Ovni reciprocated with his two. With a moan and a churr, Raz began to thrust into Ovni, their slits being stretched as their respective knots were pulled out of each other and slid back into the warm pouches. Ovni was expecting the action, but it was just as overwhelming as the first time he'd tried it, and his body tensed around Raz's as he moaned. "Ooorh! Mrrr, more..."
Raz too was moaning, his tongue draped out of his mouth as he continued to buck against Ovni, pulling his shaft out an inch or two before pushing back into his friend, his penis never fully leaving the warmth as they thrust and buck, both docking deeply and withdrawing slightly before repeating the movements. Ovni pressed his mouth to Raz's own and the two began to kiss again, panting into each other's maws as their pleasure mounts.
With little warning, Raz's shaft exploded with texture, the small nubs that covered it swelling as he began to thrust erratically, speeding up as waves of heat overtook his body. Ovni broke the kiss and moaned loudly, arching his back a little as the sudden texture drove him over the edge, jets of his cum erupting into Raz's slit. Raz grunted and pulled Ovni's hips to his, renewing Ovni's orgasm as his own overtook him. The two stopped moving, their slits filling with each other's seed as Ovni buried his head in Raz's neck fur. As their orgasms faded to distant warmth, they purred and began to lick at each other's faces, Ovni grinning widely. "A-ah...I-I don't think that helped...maybe another go will help?"