Untitled #6 "squelch")
Sedric buys himself some shaving cream for a little solo experimentation. Then he gets a distracting phonecall that turns out not to be distracting at all. Why would a world in which everyone is either covered in fur or naturally bald all over ever develop the technology of shaving foam? No man shall ever know for sure
UNTITLED #6 ("squelch")
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"You're buying a lot of shaving cream dearie," said the elderly opossum working on the checkout, "you hosting some kind of clown show or something?"
The raincoated dragon blushed. "Er, yeah, lots of custard pies and stuff, should be a laugh." He was glad she wasn't paying close attention to his face as he bundled the five cans of shaving foam into a carrier bag and left. It occurred to him she hadn't asked him what the waterproofs and wellies were for, so either she assumed it was part of his 'clown show', or he was beginning to work out the relative weirdness of different things. Five cans of cheap shaving foam somehow beats dressing for rain on sunny afternoons
He stormed home, partly because he was impatient to do what he had in mind and mostly because his state of arousal was making it more difficult than usual to conceal the fact that he was as usual naked under the kneelength yellow PVC slicker and black rubber boots. At times like this he had to ask himself again why he was too stubborn to wear underwear when he went out like this
Practically giggling with excitement by the time he got back, the dragon shut the door and dashed to the top floor bathroom. Sitting himself down on the toilet, he stripped off his boots and positioned them in front of him, then grabbed a can of shaving foam and aimed it into the left one. The room was quickly filled with the distinctive hiss of the aerosol and the pleasant aloe odour of the thick white creamy goop being emptied into its rubber vessel. He kept on spraying until he thought there was a generous amount inside, watching the strange formations of the shaving foam slowly sink and collapse into the welly, then switched to the other boot. He wanted them to be as evenly full as he could manage, which was not easy to judge
Can expended, the dragon set it to one side and grabbed the boot to begin sliding his foot into it, gasping delightedly at the sensations. It was cool and slick and slimy, forming an airtight seal that sucked his feet all the way into the boots accompanied by loud squelchings. "Oh god that's nice," he grinned to himself, cock springing up again under his slicker as he stood up to experimentally walk around in them. "Mmm, very nice indeed"
Unbuttoning his raincoat to let it hang open, the dragon played a little with his cock before reminding himself he had more work to do. He didn't want to do it all in the bathroom either. Grabbing a towel and another can of foam, he crossed the landing to his bedroom, feeling his feet slipping and squelching vulgarly inside his boots with every footstep
The towel was thrown over the bed. He suspected his raincoat would catch all the mess anyway, but the last thing he wanted to do today was have to change the sheets. That done, the dragon lay down in turn, mac spread open as he stroked his cock and balls, belly and chest playfully. He took the second can of foam and shook it up before aiming it at the head of his stiff dick
Another satisfied gasp as he felt the cool, sloppy substance quickly covering him, giggling to himself as he watched his cock and balls completely covered over in the mess. With his free hand he scooped it up and rubbed it over his body, the aloe in the mix giving it a soothing feel to match that now spreading through his feet. He wiggled his toes inside his boots again, loving the thick, wet sensations. The second can expended, he stood it on the bedside table and planted both hands now on his genitals
Normally Sedric never used lube when he beat off, so the sensation was completely new to him, humming delightedly at the way his hands slipped and glided over his cock and balls. Again he rubbed a handful of goop over his chest, pinching and rubbing his nipples in turn whilst the other hand was focused on massaging the head of his prick. He couldn't help wondering if the shaving foam was flammable or not. He was a diehard purist when it came to first-time experiences, but he wouldn't have minded combining the slick, oozy feel now all over his feet and his sex with a little weed
"Stop thinking about weed," he said aloud, chiding himself playfully, instead moving his hand back down to rub and squeeze his balls just enough to spike his pleasure with a little pain. From there the hand slipped further down still, scooping up the mess pooled between his legs and gently probing between his buttocks. He was pretty sure it would be safe, they made the stuff to put on your body after all. He pushed a little deeper, the lubed-up finger penetrating his hole easily and making his cock twitch harder in his hand
Just as he was getting into his ideal headspace, the dragon's concentration was broken by the sound of his phone ringing. "Shit!" he hissed aloud, too polite a person to simply ignore it. Pulling his hand free of his arse, he wiped off the shaving foam as best he could on his thigh and fished the phone out of his pocket
"Hello?" he asked, trying to hide his frustration
"Hello Sed," came the reply. He recognised the slightly effeminate voice on the other end, relaxing immediately
"Ahh it's you," the dragon chuckled, squeezing his dick again. "I was worried I'd have to stop masturbating then"
The voice cracked up in laughter. "Oh Sedric, you're always masturbating"
"What can I say? I need my three square wanks a day." The dragon bit his lip, feeling like he should be whispering the next bit. "Guess what?"
"What?"
"My boots are filled with shaving foam"
The effeminate voice laughed even harder at that. "Oh! That's why I love talking to you. Thought you'd try a little WAMmy rub-and-tug did you? I bet your cock's covered in it too isn't it?" Sedric hummed in acknowledgement and the voice continued. "Well don't stop on my account sweetie"
"Oh I won't," Sedric replied, hand setting to work again. "It feels amazing, slimy as hell"
"Mmm, makes for a good handjob," the voice replied, "the way you just float over your own dick." Sedric was sure he could hear him licking his lips, wondering if he was playing with himself too. "Slap your nuts for me," the voice continued abruptly
"Yeah?"
"Yes, do it dragon. I love the way you squeal when your balls get slapped"
Sedric smirked, spread his legs further and braced himself. He stopped jerking and a moment later a wet splat rather than the usual hard crack filled the room, shaving foam splashing everywhere as the dragon curled up from the pain, yelping just as his friend wanted him to. "Jesus," he snarled reflexively, which didn't stop him landing another few blows on his abused balls to the audible delight of the voice
"Oh God, you're such a cute little masochist," the voice purred, "I wish I could take pain like you"
"Come over here and I'll teach you," the dragon grunted as he laid back, rubbing his cock again
"Mmm, really? Is that a promise?"
"Yessss..." Sedric sighed, "but first I'm going to finish wanking..."
"Very nice," the voice said, "getting close sweetie?"
"Christ yes..."
"Then go for it, cum for me"
Sedric gasped, voice catching in his throat as he pumped himself furiously. "Yes, oh fuck here I go!" His speech became animal moaning as he came, cock spraying ropes of cum over his belly to disappear into the mess he was already covered in. Over the phone he could distantly hear his friend's chuckles
"Feel better sweetie?"
"Mmm, definitely"
"So..." the voice continued hesitantly, "are you going to bust my balls next?"
"I'd be delighted," the dragon smirked. "Still got some shaving foam too if you're interested"
"I'll be right over," the voice said, and the line dropped. Sedric just lay back and grinned, imagining just how he was going to make his poor pal's nuts throb with pain, and hopefully get a little more himself. Getting cleaned up could wait until after his friend's visit