Smooth Moves
Smooth Moves
By Danath (IW #2) Nikoli and Lou (C) Nikoli
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Nikoli giggled as he excitedly tore open the brown package. Having been delivered less than a minute previously, the gray snow leopard wasted no time carrying it into his bedroom and opening it.
The contents were a bit disappointing. Nikoli had expected more flare from such a wonderful purchase. Instead of fireworks, the feline saw merely a toothpaste-like tube, black in color, with "D-Gel" printed on it in large silver letters.
Nikoli discovered, as he rummaged through the packing peanuts, a small booklet and a package of latex gloves, the kind used in hospitals and cafeterias.
The snow leopard scanned the pages of the glossy pamphlet quickly, noting the abundant warnings about not allowing skin contact with the gel and not to use it on sensitive electronics. The instructions were surprisingly simple - just apply the gel to an object, allow to dry, and have fun. The effects would wear off after approximately 24 hours.
"Okay... so... what would be fun to try first?" the feline mused aloud, looking around his bedroom. There wasn't much - just a bed, a desk with a computer, a bookshelf full of odds and ends, and a dresser. He briefly thought about using a souvenir model of the Space Needle, but quickly thought better of it.
Nikoli hitched his thumbs into his boxer shorts and ambled out into the hallway. His paw hovered over the door to his roommate's bedroom, but the feline knew Lou would have his hide if he took anything from there. And Lou always knew, like he had some kind of sixth sense about Nikoli borrowing a pencil or book.
Nikoli headed instead through the living room, considering various objects as he went. Half-full 2-liter plastic bottle? Chair leg? That ugly, flowery porcelain lamp Lou demanded be placed by the television?
Or... yes, that would do nicely. Nikoli spotted a bowl of fruit on the counter separating the living room from the kitchen and plucked a banana. What better way to test out the gel's promises?
Nikoli trotted back to his bedroom excitedly with the banana and grabbed the gel from the open package on the bed. He was about to unscrew the cap when he remembered the warnings. Deciding to play it safe, the snow leopard grabbed the banana, the tube of gel, and the latex gloves and went into the apartment's bathroom.
Lou kept it spotless, so Nikoli knew he'd have to be careful about leaving any residue. First he pulled on a pair of rubber gloves, carefully keeping his claws sheathed, and then unscrewed the cap of the tube and set it on the edge of the sink.
Holding the banana in one hand, he squeezed the tube lightly. The gel came out in a thick line, almost like petroleum jelly, but it was clear. The scent was unusual, both sweet and acrid at the same time.
Nikoli set the tube down and used a finger to smear the gel around the banana until it was completely coated before gingerly placing it on the edge of the sink. He pulled off his gloves and dropped them in the wastebasket and stared at the banana eagerly.
And stared.
And stared.
After a few minutes of eyeing the banana and feeling quite silly about it, the feline went back into his bedroom and grabbed the instruction book.
"An hour?" he asked aloud, tossing the book back on the bed.
Nikoli hopped on his computer and browsed some porn, which had the additional benefit of getting him nice and bothered by the time he remembered to check the clock.
"Sweet," he said, hopping out of his chair. His erection pushed out the waistband of his light blue boxers while he walked, but he didn't pay it any attention.
The banana was where he'd left it on the edge of the sink, but it was no longer quite banana-shaped. Nikoli's large, fuzzy ears perked and he licked his lips, though he had no intention of eating the fruit. He was surprised the gel worked, having suspected it of being a gag despite its steep price tag.
But there it was, before his eyes in the bright fluorescent bathroom light: a dildo-shaped banana.
It still looked banana-ish. Nikoli picked it up at the stem, where it had connected to the bunch, just below a rather canine-like swell, and sniffed it. He couldn't detect the gel at all, which was what the book said would happen once it dried. The tip was a bit squared off, but round enough the feline was sure it would be comfortable.
A few minutes later, back in his room, the package was unceremoniously dumped on the floor. Nikoli rummaged through his bottom dresser drawer, which was filled nearly to capacity with all manner of toys - dildos, plugs, straps, rings, and more - and fished out a large bottle of lube, which he dropped on the bed next to the pillow.
Preparations complete, Nikoli slid out of his boxers and plopped his gray rump on the bed. He took his time, running his paws over his white chest and belly fur, even giving his erection a few teasing tugs, before grasping the banana and dousing it with lube.
The experienced feline had little difficulty fitting the tip between his legs, but he did gasp a little at the feel. The smooth banana skin was slightly giving, like silicone would, but felt much different. A low moan escaped his lips as he gradually worked the toy deeper, even as one part of his brain plotted what to try the gel on next.
It wasn't long before Nikoli was rocking the banana into his tailhole while stroking his pink length at the same urgent pace. Pre-cum trickled over his paw as he pushed the banana in deep, up to the stem, which formed a convenient handle.
With a deep moan, Nikoli closed his eyes, squeezed his paw tight around his cock, and came. Cum flew over his chest and belly, several thick strands in all, leaving him panting and messy.
The cat waited several moments before withdrawing the dildo, enjoying how his rump felt stretched out by the fruit. He used a towel to give his fur a quick wipe, then hopped off the bed and went in search of more toys.
By the time he was finished and had waited for the drying time to be done, the feline was as hard as ever. He dumped his new toys on the bed and examined them critically, trying to decide what to use first.
There was the large frying pan, the handle of which was now quite thicker. That would feel good going in cold and gradually warming up, Nikoli thought. The plastic action figure of a skunk commando had rounded out, so that it was a smooth, narrow length. The action figure's head was rounded and swollen, like the flared tip of an equine cock.
The baseball bat had been a stroke of genius on Nikoli's part, but even he wasn't quite sure if he could take the fat wooden dildo. It was smooth under his paw, with no chance of splinters thanks to the D-Gel - he was more worried about the size of the thing.
Nikoli froze when he heard the door of the apartment open.
"Hey, Nikoli! You want a hamburger?"
Cursing, the feline grabbed some clothes - a pair of shorts and a red t-shirt - and quickly dressed. Leaving his toys unfortunately unused, he went into the living room and nodded at Lou.
"You're home early," Nikoli said, hoping he didn't sound accusing or defensive.
"Going on a date later tonight, so I took off work early," the canine replied.
An African wild dog, Lou didn't look so much wild as staid in his black suit, white shirt, and traditionally-striped red tie. Amber eyes regarded Nikoli suspiciously.
"Did I interrupt something?" Lou asked, eyes lingering on Nikoli's shoulder.
Nikoli glanced at the shirt, but it was clean. He ran his paw over his neck self-conciously and came away with sticky fingers.
"Heh... woops."
"You," Lou said, shaking his head, "are disgusting."
"Aw, come on, Lou!" Nikoli protested. "You like things messy now and then, don't you?"
Lou's large ears flicked in a negative and he handed a bag from a local fast food place to the feline.
Lou took off his suit coat before sitting at the kitchen counter and opening his own bag.
"So, who's this date with, anyways?" Nikoli asked, taking the stool next to Lou.
"Don't think you know her - Marsha's cousin."
"Marsha? Your co-worker?"
Lou nodded and took a bite.
"C'mon, when are you going to go on a date with me?" Nikoli said teasingly. "I swear I give better blowjobs than whats-her-name."
Lou rolled his eyes. "I never should have told you about that time in college."
Nikoli giggled. "Or about that toy you hide in the bottom of your closet."
Lou glared at him and resolutely took another bite of hamburger, refusing to be baited.
After they'd eaten, Lou headed towards the bathroom, but Nikoli sprinted in past him and slammed the door shut.
"Sorry!" the feline called through the door as Lou growled angrily. "Be just a sec!"
Nikoli had nearly forgotten the gel. His fingers fumbled with the cap, however, and it dropped onto the floor under the white pedestal sink. He leaned down to pick it up, and when he stood his head banged into the porcelain.
Lou knocked as Nikoli rubbed the back of his head and cursed. The tube fell onto the floor and Nikoli stepped on the end of it, forcing some of the clear fluid onto the white and blue linoleum.
Nikoli finally got the cap on the end of the tube and, without stopping to think as Lou knocked again, he used the tip of his tail to clean up the spot on the floor.
Realizing what he'd done, the snow leopard tried to wipe the gel off his tail, only to get it on his hands and then his forehead as he smacked himself for being so clumsy. His muzzle dropped when he realized how much worse he was making things. Nikoli stuck the tube into the front pocket of his shorts and opened the door as Lou was about to knock again.
"Sorry 'bout that," he said to the visibly annoyed canine. He stepped neatly out the doorway, around Lou, and ran into his bedroom farther down the hall.
The D-Gel pamphlet shook in his paws as he read through the warnings about what to do when the D-Gel came in contact with skin and fur. There were plenty of warnings, but no mention of side effects or consequences. Repeated use could cause permanence, said one warning label.
"Maybe it's just because of the smell?" Nikoli asked aloud, nose wrinkling as he inhaled the sweet yet acrid scent.
Nikoli suddenly dropped the booklet and let out a gasp of surprise. The fingers of both hands were beginning to shrink and fold in on themselves. His muzzle felt funny and he found he could no longer smell the scent of the gel. When he pressed his fingers to his face, he couldn't feel his nose - only a smooth expanse taut skin.
The feline grabbed a handheld mirror from his computer desk and, struggling to hold it between his two stumpy paws, watched in disbelief as his head shrunk. Ears disappeared and, though he could still see out of pinpoint eye sockets, his vision blurred.
The mirror fell from his arms as his shoulders narrowed and constricted. Nikoli ran to his bedroom door and barely managed to get the knob to turn with what was left of his arms. The bathroom door was open - Lou was already back in his bedroom. Nikoli could hear the awful rhythmic poundings of the club techno the canine favored blasting through the door.
Stumbling as his legs pulled in, the feline managed to collapse in front of the door, but couldn't even cry for help as the gel dried.
A few hours later, Lou emerged from his bedroom. His date wasn't until 8, and it was only 4 o'clock now, so he was going to see what Nikoli wanted to do for dinner.
The brown-furred canine stumbled when his foot came into unexpected contact with something. He looked down and snorted.
"Really, Nikoli?" the canine called towards the feline's bedroom.
Lou bent down and picked up the dildo lying in front of his bedroom door. The colors of the dildo were surprisingly accurate to Nikoli's pelt, even down the slightly darker rosettes.
"What do you expect me to do with this, huh?" Lou called again.
There was no reply. Lou checked the kitchen and living room, but Nikoli was nowhere to be seen.
Grumbling, Lou glanced at the dildo in his paw. It was nice and thick, with feline-like barbs under the broad head. He ran his paws over the length, enjoying how the small barbs stroked his palm.
Lou double-checked the apartment for Nikoli before going into his bedroom and closing the door, a bemused grin on his face as he pulled his belt off and unfastened his pants. He had a couple hours to kill and it was unlikely he'd get far on just a first date anyway, so maybe just this once he'd humor his roommate.
An hour and a half later, Lou staggered out of his bedroom, clutching the snow leopard-colored dildo in one paw. His cock was spent, still dribbling over his thighs. There was a dopey grin on his face as he went into the bathroom. He took a shower to clean up and get ready for his date, and took the dildo into the shower with him. He played with it, teasing his tailhole with it and even kissing up and down its length once he'd washed it off.
"Mmm... damn, Nikoli," he muttered. "Something about this dildo... I just wanna use it forever!"
Eventually he had to leave his shower, however, he dried himself and the dildo off before going back to his room to dress. He gave the gray dildo a fond stroke farewell and went into the bathroom to look for his hair gel. His date would be here any minute.
There was a knock at the door and Lou swore. He still couldn't find his hair gel. He left the bathroom and opened the door, admitting a very attractive hyena in a tight red dress.
"Lucy! Come in! I'm almost ready to go, just give me five minutes," Lou said, running his hand through his awry hair.
Lucy smiled. "No problem - I'm early anyways."
Lou ran back to the bathroom, but there was no gel anywhere. Nikoli would have some, he thought. And though he felt a little hypocritical for taking something from his roommate's room when he didn't like it himself, this was an emergency. The African wild dog burst into Nikoli's room and immediately spotted the D-gel hanging out of Nikoli's shorts.
"Yes!"
The canine opened the tube, squirted some of the gel into his hair, and grimaced at the smell as he worked it in. Back in the bathroom, he gave it a quick combing, then shuddered.
Lucy was getting a bit peeved after thirty minutes. There had been no noises from the back of the apartment.
"Lou?" she called standing up.
Her black purse dangled from her shoulder as she walked into the back rooms. There was no sign of the canine - but there was a very large, nice-looking dildo on the bathroom floor. It even had Lou's fur pattern on it.
Luci grinned as she picked it up. It even smelled like Lou. Maybe he meant things to get a little kinky after their date, she thought. Wouldn't have expected it from him.
Lucy grinned and slipped the dildo into her purse - she'd surprise Lou with it later. She kept looking for him, finding nothing in Nikoli's room. In Lou's bedroom, she found the gray dildo and happily snagged that up as well, adding it to her purse with the other.
"Well, looks like Lou ditched on me," she said, eying the dildos. "So I'll take the two of you on a double-date tonight instead!"