Kazufox Interview #6
#6 of Kazufox Interviews!
Note: Dear everyone, I am sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry...sorry. I will do better in the future leaving behind my old pre-2007 'humor' behind and learned from my horrible mistakes. It's interview #6
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~Prologue #6~
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~Location: Kazufox's apartment~
*Kazufox*: Thanks again for helping me get home from the hospital.
*Miyu*: It was no trouble at all, besides if anything happens to you then I lose a boyfriend and the chance to make more appearances.
*Kazufox*: Yeah, sure...
~Kazufox opens the door and they walk in and hear the T.V. on~
*Miyu*: You know there's someone here.
*Kazufox*: Don't worry that's my roommate. (points to sofa)
~Miyu looks over to see a small teddy bear sitting there~
*Kazufox*: His name is Isaac. Come on say 'hi' to Miyu.
*Miyu*: ...
*Kazufox*: Come on! Say something, I know you're listening.
*Miyu*: Try to get some rest, okay?
*Kazufox*: Sure...bye.
~After Miyu leaves Kazufox turns toward the stuffed animal~
*Kazufox*: What the hell is your problem!?
*Isaac*: ...
*Kazufox*: Hey, I'm talking to you.
*Isaac*: ...
*Kazufox*: Wake up! (throws cushion)
*Isaac*: Hey! What was that for!?
*Kazufox*: That's for making me look like a nutcase in front of my girlfriend!
*Isaac*: You were already a nutcase when you decided to be an interviewer.
*Kazufox*: What were you doing anyways?
*Isaac*: Well duh, watching T.V. then I fell asleep.
*Kazufox*: But you don't need to sleep!
*Isaac*: Oh yeah? Just because I'm a stuffed animal that you found sealed away in the deepest darkest pits of hell when you were a baby and has now returned to cause havoc and chaos as well as sever as your guardian, doesn't mean that I don't need sleep.
*Reader*: O.O
*Isaac*: And if I was awake I doubt you would want me to send your girlfriend to the nuthouse because of a talking teddy bear. By the way, your mail is on the bed.
*Kazufox*: Thanks, could you get me some Advil?
~Kazufox walks into the bathroom to remove his bandages as the little teddy bear turns off the T.V. and grabs some pills~
*Isaac*: Oh and you have a message from Jolteon. He says you have to interview Fara.
*Kazufox*: (walks back) Oh great, I'm really going to need these. (takes pills) ...*.*
*Isaac*: Hey are you okay?
*Kazufox*: Yeah...tell me, what do you think about Final Fantasy?
_Kazufox's interview with Fara Phoenix_
*Spongebob narrator guy*: 1 hour later...
*Kazufox*: Blah, blah, blah, then, when Sega released the Dreamcast...
*Spongebob narrator guy*: 2 hours later...
*Kazufox*: Blah, blah, blah, and what's the deal with Microsoft's computers? Blah...
*Spongebob narrator guy*: 3 hours later...
*Kazufox*: And that is my philosophy of why Nintendo rocks! Isaac? (looks to see the stuffed animal hanging himself) NNNOOOOOOOOO-oh yeah, silly bear I know hanging yourself doesn't kill you. You're stuffed remember? Oh did I tell you about Miyamoto?
*Isaac*: You know what? (cuts rope) I don't care! I don't want to know about Sega, or Final Fantasy, or Pokémon, or your insane stories about how Nintendo is the best! And I don't want to hear anymore about this random stuff and gibberish or Bill Gates! Besides, you probably will never get the chance to meet Miyamoto anyways.
*Kazufox*: *sniff* You can't tell me what to do...You're not my mother! (runs into room crying)
*Isaac*: What's his problem, he acts like he took some stupid pills or some- (checks bottle) Oh crap...
*Spongebob narrator guy*: 20 minutes later...
~Kazufox sits quietly inside a small steel cage~
*Isaac*: There, that should hold you until the pills wear off.
*knock, knock*
*Isaac*: Bad timing. (gets door) Cloud?
*Cloud Strife*: Hey, have you seen my sword?
*Isaac*: No...
*Kazufox*: (pops up) Hello!
*Cloud*: Where'd you come from!?
*Kazufox*: From my mommy and daddy.
*Isaac*: Catch him!
~The two chase Kazufox as he runs on the walls like a maniac~
*Kazufox*: WHEEEEEE!! I'm Sonic the hedgehog!! Catch me if you can!!
*Spongebob narrator guy*: 2 minutes later...
*Cloud*: What is *huff* up with him? *huff* Where'd he go?
~A green warp pipe appears and Kazufox jumps out~
*Kazufox*: It's-a me-a Mario! (pulls out Cloud's sword) Look at what I can do!
~Kazufox swings the sword and cuts his head off~
*Isaac*: Poor guy...I failed him.
*Cloud*: I'm not getting sued or anything since it was my sword, am I?
~Kazufox's body jumps up holding his head with glowing red eyes~
*Kazufox's head*: I will eat your souls...Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haa!
*Everyone*: AAAAAAAAHHH!!! *faint*
*Kazufox's head*: That was fun! (puts head on body and eyes stop glowing)
*Spongebob narrator guy*: Later...
*Cloud*: Did that really happen?
*Isaac*: Afraid so...hey, why aren't you acting like a nut?
*Cloud*: You remind me a lot like the Moogles and also I've met stranger characters.
*Isaac*: This isn't good, he took an overdose of...'Stupid Pills'.
~Dun dun dun duuuuuuun!!~
*Cloud*: Where did that come from?
*Isaac*: Who knows.
~Location: Abandoned Boo's mansion~
~Kazufox wonders around then a Boo suddenly appears~
*Boo*: (makes scary face) BOO!!
*Kazufox*: (makes scarier face) BLEAH!!
*Boo*: EEEK! (disappears)
*Kazufox*: Funny cloud go bye-bye! *clap, clap, clap*
*Fara*: Hello? Hey, you better be here for my interview!
*Kazufox*: (looking like Wing Gundam) I'm on my way. Transform! (turns into bird form and flies toward Fara) Transform! (returns to Gundam form)
*Fara*: Who are you?
*Kazufox*: (looking like Optimus Prime) I am Optimus Prime...leader of the Autobots!
*Fara*: What?
*Kazufox*: (dressed like Luigi) Me-a be-a interviewer-a.
*Fara*: How do you do that?
*Kazufox*: (dressed as calamari) Do what?
*Fara*: Nevermind...
~Meanwhile at Kazufox's place~
*Cloud*: I couldn't find him.
*Isaac*: Let's check the T.V. He probably put the planet into chaos already.
*T.V.*: This is husky news reporter Angelina Scarlet, warning everyone about the insane fox who hijacked the invisible jet and crashed it into a warehouse where Xbox 360's were being illegally manufactured. He has also stolen the invisible boat mobile and here with me are the owners Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Tell us how it happened?
*Barnacle Boy*: It was nuts! He came swooping in and stole it. The strangest part was that he came flying by on his butt, in midair, upside down!
*Mermaid Man*: No, that was the invisible jet in reverse.
*Scarlet*: What do you think this is? Insanity or an act of evil?
*Mermaid Man*: Evil? EEEVIIIIILLL!! (runs in panic)
*Barnacle Boy*: Great, now you've got him started.
*Scarlet*: Right...Anyways be on the lookout for the crazed fox. It is possible that he is yet another interviewer that has cracked under pressure.
~Kazufox is shown in the background skidding into traffic on a hubcap~
*Scarlet*: When and where he'll appear is still a mystery.
*SCREEEEECH! BOOM!! Beep, beep. Screech. Crash. BOOOOOM!!*
*Scarlet*: Look there's more of his handiwork!
~The camera shows the car pile up and moves back to Scarlet with Kazufox petting her tail~
*Cameraman*: (shaking) Uh...S-Scarlet?
*Scarlet*: Not now.
*Cameraman*: B-but...
*Scarlet*: I said not now!
*Kazufox*: Mmm...smells pretty. *sniiiiif*
*Scarlet*: Hey do you mind!?
*Kazufox*: Ah. Me got to do interview. Bye! (hugs Scarlet) Now then. (runs off swinging Cloud's sword) Ah ha ha ha ha haa!!
*Isaac*: How did I know.
~Dun dun duuuuuuun!!~
~Back at mansion~
*Fara*: Where were you?
*Kazufox*: (dressed as Captain Falcon) Me ask, you answer!
*Fara*: Whatever.
*Kazufox*: (dressed as Bill Grey) Why you chase Foxy?
*Fara*: Because he's my boyfriend and I need to keep a tight leash on him.
*Kazufox*: (dressed as Goku) Why?
*Fara*: Because he'll just run off with some slut like Katt or Krystal.
*Kazufox*: (dressed as Ganon) Why not likey?
*Fara*: Well Katt is a whore and Krystal is a good-for-nothing man-stealing bitch! (starts getting angry)
*slap*
*Fara*: Did you just slap me with a bar of soap!? (angry)
*Kazufox*: (looking like Bill Gates) You say dirty word. Me clean you.
*Fara*: I'd prefer you not turn into anyone else I hate. (really pissed)
*Kazufox*: (looking like Krystal from Adventures) What do you mean?
*Fara*: RRAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!! (nuclear meltdown)
*Kazufox*: (looking like Yoshi) Why you angwy?
*Fara*: Because I hate Bill Gates, Andross, Katt, Starwolf and most of all KRYSTAL!! (gets ready to attack)
*Kazufox*: (looking like Link in thong) Don't hurt me!
*Fara*: There, now why can't you turn into something like that? (calms down)
*Kazufox*: (looking like Leon in a thong) Like what?
*Fara*: Eww! Not like that!
*Kazufox*: (as himself in thong) What you mean?
*Fara*: Well, that's a nice sight.
*Kazufox*: (looking like Slippy in thong) What?
*Fara*: AAAHH!! Not that! Anything but that! (covers eyes) I'm afraid of what you'll be next. (looks anyways)
*Kazufox*: (looking like Cloud in a thong) Wanna see my sword? (pulls out Cloud's sword) Big isn't it? (puts it away)
*Fara*: Could you do that again, please?
*Kazufox*: (looking like Pigma in a thong) Do what?
*Fara*: AAAAAHHH!! (covers eyes) Oh God it burns, it BUUUURRNS!! (rolls on floor)
*Kazufox*: (dressed as Wolf) HAHAHA!! You funny.
*Fara*: GRRR!! Who's idea was it to send you as my interviewer!?
*Kazufox*: (looking like Samus) That be bossman. Me get him for you.
~Kazufox takes Cloud's sword and cuts open a plothole. He reaches in and pulls out Jolteon~
*Jolteon*: Hey, where am I?
*Kazufox*: (dressed as Pikachu) At interview.
*Jolteon*: What was that!? (eye twitches)
*Kazufox*: (dressed as Pikachu covered in blood) You be at interview with scary lady.
*Jolteon*: That's what I like to see-wait! What do you mean scary lady?
*Fara*: Hello Jolteon. (angry)
*Jolteon*: F-Fara!! W-what seems to be the p-problem?
*Fara*: Why did you send me this retarded interviewer!? (points to Kazufox dragging his butt on the ceiling)
*Jolteon*: Uh...
*Fara*: Well!?
~Flashback to earlier that day at Starwing Headquarters~
*Jolteon*: Okay everyone calm down, one at a time.
*Bowe*: He got Roy sent to the hospital and also sued for starting some stupid rumor!
*Firiel*: He constantly makes fun of Marth!
*Darth Vader*: He shot me down and left me stranded on Barney Planet! *breathes*
*Zelda*: He told me that I was a selfish, lazy-assed, do-nothing princess that needs to fight to protect myself and to stop naming games starring Link after myself!
*Andrew*: He sent a mad doctor after me!
*Jolteon*: Sorry, but we can't just punish him just because-
~Voltz hands Jolteon a picture of Kazufox having lunch with Rouge~
*Jolteon*: Anyone have any suggestions?
*Ed*: Beat him up!
*Darth Vader*: Take his ship. *breathes*
*Ruto*: Kill him!
*Lady Nightshade*: Send him to Slippy World!
*IamErtai*: NO!! Not even he deserves that! (shudders)
*Jolteon*: True, all we want to do this time is send him...a warning.
*Aftershock*: How about we have him interview someone?
*Jolteon*: Okay but who?
*Everyone*: Fara.
*Kazufox*: Gee, do I weally make you all angwy?
*Everyone*: YES!!
*Kazufox*: I'm sowy. (looks teary eyed)
*Voltz*: 'Sowy' isn't good enough kid!
~Kazufox looks teary eyed in a thong~
*Voltz*: Okay that's just wrong.
*Girls*: We forgive you.
*Zelda*: Not me.
*Guys*: And us too.
~Kazufox looks teary eyed in a thong in chibi form~
*Kazufox*: Pwease?
*Everyone*: Awww...we forgive you.
~Nothing can beat the cute invincible chibi! Back to story~
~Back to mansion~
*Fara*: That was weird.
*Jolteon*: Yeah, hey where's Kazufox?
~T.V. turns on~
*Jolteon*: Where'd that T.V. come from?
*Scarlet*: Plothole.
*Jolteon*: Oh, hey you're on T.V. so how can you-
*Fara*: Be quiet.
*Scarlet*: This just in, the crazy fox has hijacked an atomic bomb! He's heading towards another Microsoft Headquarters.
*Kazufox*: (riding missile) WEEEEEEE!!
*BOOOOOOOM*
*Scarlet*: That ends the crazed fox's-wait! There's has been sightings of him on the moon.
~The T.V. shows Kazufox moonwalking on the moon~
*Astronaut*: Houston, we have a problem.
*Jolteon*: How does he-
*Kazufox*: (pops up from behind) Hello!
*Jolteon*: AH! Where'd you come from?
*Kazufox*: From my mommy and daddy. (runs around room with Cloud's sword)
*Jolteon thinking*: Maybe I shouldn't have made him do this interview. He's been working like crazy with the other ones.
*Kazufox*: Mwah ha ha ha haa!
*Jolteon*: Hey uh, Kazufox?
*Kazufox*: Ha ha ha ha ha h- (stops and looks at Jolteon)
*Jolteon*: I'd like to apologize for everything and hopefully you can forgive me.
*Kazufox*: Okay, me forgive. (looks at Fara) Mean lady has a winkle.
*Fara*: What...
*Jolteon*: What...
*Everyone on T.V.*: What...
*Kazufox*: (talking through straws in his nose) Mean lady has a winkle, now she mean old lady.
*Fara*: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!!!!!
~Fara glows an evil demonic aura, the T.V. turns itself off, everyone on the planet takes shelter, and Jolteon hides under a table~
*Jolteon*: What are you, stupid? I don't want to die in your suicide!
*Kazufox*: Me scared. Me go bye-bye.
~Kazufox puts his paw on the top of his head and pulls the zipper revealing Fox~
*Fox*: Hey, where am I and how did I end up here?
*Fara*: (demonic voice): FOX!!
*Fox*: Eep! F-Fara! (hides under table) Jolteon?
*Jolteon*: Hi Fox.
*Fara*: (demonic voice): Now you will both die!!
*Jolteon*: Fox, before we die I'd like to ask you something.
*Fox*: What's that?
*Jolteon*: Do you think that Kazufox might've read my interviews?
*Fox*: I'm thinking...yes.
*BOOOOOOOOOOM*
~Location: somewhere far far away from where Fara was~
*Andross*: Ah, what a peaceful night...
*Kazufox*: (pops up) Hi monkeyman!
*Andross*: Gah! What the heck?
*Wolf*: Why does everyone keep taking my line? I need a beer.
*Kazufox*: Wanna play with me?
*Andross*: Go play with yourself.
*Kazufox*: Okay.
~Kazufox grabs his head and rips himself in half like paper~
*Andross*: What the he-ow!
~Wolf threw a rock at Andross. Kazufox flips one side of the paper showing Greg and turns the two paper pieces around and they become two separate beings with the same stupid condition~
*Kazufox*: I'm Kazufox what's your name?
*Greg*: I'm Greg what's yours?
*Kazufox*: I'm Kazufox what's your name?
~Meanwhile at Miyu's~
*Isaac*: And that's the story.
*Miyu*: ...o.o
*Isaac*: Will you help?
*Miyu*: You...walk...and talk...I've been trough too much stress, yeah maybe having a boyfriend interviewer is making me go crazy...I need some rest...*faint*
*Cloud*: Well that went well. As long as Kazufox is under the effects of the stupid pills we are going to need more help.
*???*: If you are going to try and capture Kazufox you will need my help, that you will.
*Cloud*: And who are you?
*???*: Someone who knows him, that I do.
~Back with Kazufox 1 hour later~
*Greg*: My name is Greg what's yours?
*Kazufox*: I'm Kazufox what's-
*Andross*: Shut up! Kazufox meet Greg, Greg meet Kazufox. Now leave me alone!
*Kazufox*: Wanna play?
*Greg*: Okay.
~The two surround Andross and take each others hands~
*Kazufox and Greg*: Ring around the monkey, pockets filled with bananas, plotholes, plotholes, the monkey falls down!
~Andross falls through a plothole~
*Andross*: AAAAAHH!! (plothole closes)
*Both*: Yay!
*Ryusen*: You will both stop, that you will.
*Cloud*: why do you talk weird like that?
*Isaac*: He fell asleep watching Ruoni Kenshion and thinks he is Kenshion Himoura.
~Dun dun DUN duuuuuuuuun!!~
~Everyone looks around~
*Kazufox and Greg*: Nyah! Nyah! You can't catch us!
~Ryusen forms his alter Suisun~
*Kazufox*: Eep!
*Greg*: Run away!
~Suisun uses its sword arms to trip Greg and Cloud jumps on him~
*Greg*: You can't stop me!
*Isaac*: Wanna bet? (pulls out 'Smart Pills', guaranteed to make you an Einstein or your money back)
*Kazufox*: No! Greg!
*Greg*: Go! Forget about me! (throws sword to Kazufox)
*Cloud*: That's mine!
*Ryusen*: You need to take this, that you do. (takes pills from Isaac and gives one to Greg)
*Greg*: Finish mission. Goodbye ye old comrade. *faint*
*Kazufox*: NOOOOO!!
*Ryusen*: Go now Suisun!
*Kazufox*: Daddy!
~Kazufox disappears in a flash of light~
*James*: Don't ever give up my son. Hey, you're not my son! (sees Kazufox sucking his thumb and holding his tail) You do act like him. Oh why not?
*Kazufox*: Yay!
*Cloud*: He said he was on a mission, we have to stop him and get back my sword!
*Ryusen*: Only if we knew where, that we do.
*Isaac*: (remembers talk about Kazufox meeting Miyamoto) I know! He's heading for Nintendo headquarters! I think the result of his stupidity has caused him to go...evil.
*Mermaid Man*: Evil? EEEVIIIIILLL! (runs in panic)
~Dun dun duuuuuuun!!~
*Ryusen*: Hrm? (picks up Isaac) What a strange creature, that you are.
*Isaac*: Put...me down...now...*growls*
~Meanwhile in Congo Jungle~
*Andross*: Oh my head, where am I?
*Donkey Kong*: Welcome home uncle!
*Andross*: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (takes a breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
~Location: Outside Nintendo Headquarters in Japan~
*Kazufox*: Thanks again mister! Now to finish my mission.
*Cloud*: Stop right there, now give me back my sword!
*Kazufox*: No one stops me from mission. (forms Shell Shurigun) No one!
*Ryusen*: I do not wish to hurt you, that I do. However, I cannot allow you to harm Mr. Miyamoto. (forms Suisun) Attack!
~Kazufox and Suisun start fighting in midair until Suisun cuts the propeller on Kazufox~
*Cloud*: Yes!
~Kazufox's tail splits in two and starts flying like Tails~
*Kazufox*: (looking like Ryusen) Ha-ha!
*Ryusen*: How dare you! You are disgracing my uniform, that you are!
*Kazufox*: (looking like Ryusen as a hula dancer) La-la-la-la-la-la! (dances)
*Ryusen*: I will destroy you, that I will!
~Suisun morphs into its dragon form~
*Kazufox*: Shell Shotgun Burst!
~Kazufox's attack heads toward Isaac and Cloud but the Suisun takes the attack head on and is destroyed causing Ryusen to fall due to the effects of the attack~
*Ryusen*: GAAAAH!!
~Shigeru Miyamoto walks outside~
*Miyamoto*: Hey, what's going on?
*Kazufox*: Must finish mission. (flies toward Miyamoto) I've got a present for ya! (pulls out Cloud's sword)
*Ryusen*: Kazufox, don't do it!
*Isaac*: Wait Kazufox!
*Cloud*: This is gonna get messy.
~As the three await Miyamoto's demise they hear something unexpected~
*Kazufox*: Happy birthday!! (gives sword)
*Miyamoto*: Thanks, but today isn't my birthday.
*Kazufox*: Oh well, mission complete!
*Cloud*: That was the mission?
*Ryusen*: This whole thing was a waste of time, that it was. (walks off)
*Kazufox*: Now to stop mean people. (reforms Shell Shurigun and attacks Isaac)
*Miyamoto*: Here Cloud, I think this is yours. (gives sword)
*Cloud*: Yes! I missed you too baby, but don't worry (pets sword) daddy's here.
*Isaac*: I could use some help here!
*Cloud*: Right, you're going to pay for what you did!
*Kazufox*: Before me beat you, something me must do.
*Cloud*: And what's that?
*Kazufox*: (looking like ROB 64) This is my new song. (funky music starts playing) Domoarigato Mr. Roboto, Domoarigato Mr. Roboto, Domo Domo...Domo Domo...Domoarigato Mr. Roboto Domo Domo Domoarigato Mr. Roboto Domo Domo Domoarigato Mr. Roboto, Domo Domo...Domo Domo. (music stops playing)
*Everyone*: ...-.-
*Kazufox*: You like it?
*Cloud*: Well...it's different.
*Isaac*: Oh Kazi, I've got milk and cookies!
*Kazufox*: Yay! (returns to normal state and starts eating)
*Isaac*: Don't worry, I put the pill inside the warm milk.
*Cloud*: When did you?
*Isaac*: When everyone was distracted, I sent Ryusen to the store to get the cookies.
~Dun dUUUUUn!!~
*Isaac*: If you don't stop, I'm gonna kill whatever or whoever is making that noise!
~Silence~
*Isaac*: That's better.
~Dududuuuuuuun!!~
*Isaac*: That's it! (pulls out a knife and leaves)
*Ryusen*: They were good, that they were. (eats a cookie)
*Kazufox*: I feel sleepy. Zzz... (sleeps)
*Cloud*: Well Mr. Miyamoto, you're safe.
*Miyamoto*: But I wasn't in danger to begin with.
*Cloud*: ...I must go crash through another church. (leaves)
~Next day at hospital~
*Kazufox*: *yawn* What am I doing here? Oh no! The interview!
*Isaac*: Don't worry its been taken care of already.
*Kazufox*: What?
*Cloud*: Just end this.
*Kazufox*: Okay...this is Kazufox and I'm ending this interview...I think.
~Epilogue~
~I don't remember anything last night since when I got home but okay. Cloud lost his sword and found it again. Ryusen is at home watching his Ruoni Kenshion DVDs. Bill Gates is at a loss since someone blew up two of his Microsoft bases. Miyamoto sent me a coupon to buy one get one free game for any store. I thought it was strange how Fox and Jolteon ended up in intensive care. What I found even stranger was when my human alter ego, Greg, and I became separated. Isaac said that I fell and he came out of my head and that was why I needed to go to the hospital. Greg and I haven't been separated since when we first got fused together, I forgot how. Andross ended up in a Kong family reunion and wasn't too happy. Fara for some reason killed the people that did her dry cleaning...as well as everyone along the way in a 15-mile radius. I called Miyu but she said she wasn't feeling well, I know! I'll bring Isaac, he'll help cheer her up. But I wonder why he has blood stains on his knife?~
~Meanwhile in recovery room~
*Fox*: Hey, can you move...
*Jolteon*: ...
*Fox*: J?
*Jolteon*: I'm not really Jolteon. I'm really... (pulls zipper on top of his head revealing Dark Falz)
*Dark Falz*: Huh? What am I doing here and why do I hurt so much?
*Olga the Fat Nurse*: Time for sponge bath Mr. Jolteon.
*Dark Falz*: Huh? I'm not Jolteon.
*Olga*: Too bad, your name is Jolteon and he be Fox and your sponge bath is now!
*Dark Falz*: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (takes a breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*The End*
*Greg*: I'm Greg and I was apart of Kazufox for some time because of something about magical TVs. But the truth is...I'm not human. I'm really a Reploid. Being human is just a disguise and also being one is sooooo overrated. Now for some reason I can make my shadow moves without moving. (makes shadow rise and starts dancing) Sweet, anyways, there is no mystery character this time but where did the mystery character go? Oooooh, still mysterious. Keep reading and you'll find out. And...those stupid pills are...one of my many products. And now that you've seen its full potential, wanna buy some stupid pills?
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~Nintendo is copyright to Miyamoto.~
~Other interviewers are copyright to themselves.~
~Cloud is copyright to Square Enix.~
~Spongebob Characters are copyright to Nickelodeon.~
~Kazufox, Isaac, Ryusen, Greg, Scarlet, Cameraman, Olga the Fat Nurse, smart pills and stupid pills are copyright to Kazufox.~
~Other characters are copyright to their interviewer and other source.~