A great feast
Just read it! contain large amounts of shit and piss
Heyy! Again, this story contains scat and watersports. Its what I do :)
Anyways, if you find this stuff appauling leave now... this is gonna get messy...
Jade was hungry, she hadn't eaten since breakfast, and her stomach was rumbling.
"Ohhh! I need something to eat!"
She went into the kitchen and looked through the cupboards. Nothing. Jade gave up on the idea and walked away to go use the bathroom.
She was halfway there when she realised something- she had her own supply of food. Sure it wasn't tasty, but she'd eat anything!
Jade walked back into the kitchen, and grabbed a plate and glass. She put them on the table, pulled her tight panties down, and squatted over the glass. A Spluttering, wet fart leaked from her asshole, Jade felt as if she were about to take a dump, so she contracted her asshole and tried to pee.
After a little squueze, a warm, golden jet of urine hit the table cover, spraying everywhere. jade moved the glass to the bottom of the jet, and the glass filled up quickly. The jet died down, and turned to some small drops. jade peered down at the full, fizzing glass of piss.
She bent over the plate, her tail raised, and pushed. Another wet, spluttering fart. Then a short airy one. A long log of crap slid out of the asshole, making the slippery sound as usual. It plopped onto the plate, followed by another, smaller one. Which landed on top of it. Jade pushed a bit harder, and another wet fart emited from her rectum, with it a small chunk of feces flew onto the plate. She strained harder, her face going red, beared teeth, and a great heap of slighty soggy poop coiled itself onto the three logs. Her wet, dirty asshole contracted shut, the pooped out as another wet fart spilled out, this time it cut off as five huge logs plopped into the mound of turd.
She put her head to her ass and licked it clean, the strong, nutty taste already turning her on. She put her clothes back on and sat on the chair, she grabbed a log, half coated in the sloppy crap, which she licked off. Then she took a bite, her teeth sinking into the soft texture. She found various chunks of food, some sweetcorn, peas and traces of chilli. She moved the substance round in her mouth, filling every corner with the putrid but arousing taste, she took the glass, colder now, and took a sip, the salty fluid ran down her throat, the aftertaste wettening her vagina. She then scooped up a lump of sloppy shit, a log buried in it, and rubbed it on her face, licking a bit off. The strong smell of manure hung thickly in the air around her, she had a small orgasm, before dipping her face in the muck and sucking it up like a hoover, she managed to finish the stinky load before it got cold, she then downed the rest of the cold urine and sat back, full. She let out a huge belch, and lifted her leg to fart, which was rather quiet and uninpressive after the log, juicy ones she'd had earlier.
She rubbed her stomach, and looked at the plate. It was still smeared with feces. She put it to her face, and lapped it quickly. Who needs to wash up when you're a shit hungry, ever horny girl?