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Everyone started searching for the body behind every bit of furniture in the room, but there's no luck.

"Well... He couldn't have been dead..." Mr. Rose said looking around.

"He was... There's no way he could've been brought back without complications, unless a miracle occurred." Mr. Chihaku replied waving his arms in confusion. Everyone was still just thinking about an idea that could explain the mystery.

"Maybe... Mr. Bieber killed the cook!" Mr. Nick replied with confidence. Everyone agreed but James.

"How?" James asked. The tiger had his mouth opened to think of an idea, but no explanation was made.

"Well umm, if you excuse me, umm is there a urinal around here?" Mr. Chihaku whispered to Julita.

"Yes sir, need some axe spray?" She asked pointing down the hall.

"No, I just need to take care of nature business..." He said before walking over the cook's body. Suddenly Ms. Crystalheart finds some photos.

"What is this James?" She asked. James looked in horror.

"Oh no, that's another one of Mr. Rose's secrets... Those photos were also another scandal plot..." He said. Suddenly, Mr. Rose leaped at the table.

"Oh shit..." He said with a blushed face.

"Were you planning to blackmail him too James?" She asked.

"Absolutely not! I stole them from Mr. Bieber's room and I was going to return it after he was unmasked and exposed!" James said in denial. Ms. Crystalheart looked at them with a smile.

"Oooooh! Very flaming! Wanna see these Mr. Nick they might surprise you!" She said flashing the photos in the air.

"No thanks I'm a gentletiger thank you." He said with a stern look.

"Oh how do you know what kind of pictures they are if you're such a "gentletiger"?" She replied back.

"What pictures are they?" Ms. Shiki asked.

"They are my pictures and I want them back now!" Mr. Rose replied angrily with a snarl. Suddenly Mr. Nick snatched the photos.

"Let me see!" He said taking a good look. Ms. Kadmiel looked over his shoulder.

"Oh damn! Is that cowboy?" She looked blushing.

"Hold on, let me show you!" Mr. Nick said as he placed her flat on the couch. He then sat on her waist.

"Get the fuck off me right now!" She said with an evil eye. Suddenly as Mr. Chihaku opened the bathroom door, and Mr. Bieber suddenly lunged at him with his hand on Chi's crotch. Mr. Chihaku screamed wildly and in fear. Everyone ran over the cook's dead body as they ran down the hall to the rest room.

"It's Mr. Bieber! He's trying to kill him!" Mr. Rose yelled. They pulled Mr. Bieber off the fox, but his body was limp and he hit the floor.

"No... No he's dead..." Ms. Shiki replied.

"Mr. Bieber, dead... Again!" James said with shock. Mr. Chihaku sat on the ground and nearly passed out from the shock waving his face with his paw.

"You got blood on your paws!" Ms. Kadmiel replied pointing at Mr. Rose's red paws. He looked down in horror.

"I didn't kill him!" He said, pulling out a rainbow hankerchief. James then looked at the bashed head of Mr. Bieber.

"He got new injuries!" He said raising the body's arm. It fell like a sack of potatoes.

"Well he's definitely dead now." He replied.

"Why would anyone want to kill him twice?" Ms. Shiki asked with a paw under her jaw.

"That's a little overkill don'tcha think?" Mr. Nick replied.

"But how did he get over there?" Mr. Chihaku replied, pulling out a hankerchief wiping the sweat off his forehead.

"Unless he wasn't dead before." Ms. Crystalheart answered.

"Night of the Living Dead, the perfect reason." Mr. Rose remarked.

James turned around in anger.

"That's what we're trying to know! We're trying to find out who killed him, where, and with what, you blasted idiots!" He shouted.

"There's no need to shout--" Mr. Nick replied.

"I'M NOT SHOUTING!" James screamed.

".................Ok I am! I admit it! I am shou-" -Clunk!- Suddenly out of nowhere the wizard statue hit him square in the muzzle, causing him a nosebleed and a face plant to the tiled floor. Everyone picked up both Mr. Bieber's dead corpse and the somewhat incapacitated James to the living room.

"What do we do now?" Ms. Shiki asked.

"Someone put Ms. Izumi on the couch" James said pointing at the white couch while having a handkerchief stopping the nosebleed. The ladies went and picked up the dead green fox with struggle and slopped her on the couch.

"For fuck's sake, don't get blood on it!" James said shaking his head.

"How can this be done, if we let her slouch on the couch, she'll get blood everywhere..." Julita asked.

"Just lean her on the other side, I got this." Mr. Rose said as he went to the dresser doors. All the women went and slouched her on the side where the athame wasn't jabbed. Mr. Rose went and put a shirt over her head.

"There, now we don't need to look at her like that." He said with a smile. "Now Mr. Bieber."

The men then picked up the overweight dog onto the couch beside the cook with difficulty.

"Ok, who had access to the wizard statue?" Ms. Crystalheart asked.

"It was given to Kadmiel." Mr. Nick said.

"But I left it on the table remember, any of you could've picked it up." She said pointing at all.

"We still have all these weapons... The gun, the mary jane rope, the axe, and the curtain rod." James said picking them up. "Let's put it in this safe, and lock it, so no one else will be a victim!"

"Good idea..." Everybody said, but Ms. Kadmiel noticed James putting the key in his pocket.

"Hey what are you doing!?" She said pointing at his pocket.

"Putting it in my pocket to keep it safe." James said.

"That means you can open it whenever you want!" Mr. Chihaku replied with fear.

"Well it means that you guys can't."

"But what if you're the murderer?" Mr. Nick said.

"I'm not!"

"But what if you are!?" Mr. Rose said.

"It's gotta be somewhere! If I have it, I know I'm safe!"

"But we don't know that we are!" Ms. Shiki replied. Suddenly James manages to think of a thought.

"I know, let's throw it out in the blizzard!" He said running to the door.

"Oh yes perfect!" Julita said running with him with the group behind her. James runs down the hallway to the front door. He opened it with all of his strength, and as he was about to throw the key out, a Xenomorph is outside about to hiss acid from the unintentional looking attack. Everybody froze with a moment of fear.

"Oh dear me, I am sorry..." James said with a confused smile.

"No it is my fault. I'm just in an angry mood because of the sub-zero conditions out here, and my starship lost power down the road here, and I was wondering if I may use your IM Phone to call my family to come get me." The xenomorph asked with concern. James thought for a moment.

"Just a second." He said, before turning around to the group. Some whispers were made determining the answer if the alien could enter the home. The xenomorph looked confused at the whispering. James turned around to face the xenomorph.

"Of course! Please come in." He said, leading him to the study. "When you're done, please wait here." He said to the xenomorph.

"Sure thing..." The alien replied before James closed the giant metal door, however, as the alien began his transmission, he heard the door lock. The alien didn't care though, and began to call his planet.

-To Be Continuted-