[MLP: FiM] C & C Omake 1
sometimes, the weirdest little scenarios enter my mind...hope you enjoy this tiny bit of comedy!
"C & C Omake 1"
by jami
a _My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_ yuri/futanari fanfic--the characters are property of Hasbro.
Author's note: For those of you who haven't read one or don't know: an omake is just a quick bit of fun! Never take an omake seriously!
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The front door slammed against the wall as it was kicked open. "Twahlight, prepare ta fuckin' dah," Applejack said in a low, menacing voice, her furious green eyes boring into the small violet unicorn.
No way could Twilight Sparkle talk sense into the enraged earth pony. She took one look and ran for the back door.
That too, was blocked, however. "What Applejack said, bitch!" Rarity shouted, looking equally pissed. Twilight tried to keep her knees from shaking as her two friends stalked toward her.
"So," said the big, strong blonde as she advanced, "d'you care ta explain whah mah baby sister's cutie mark shows her locked in a sixty-nahn with a purple unicorn?"
"Or perhaps why my sweet little sister's cutie mark shows her taking it up the ass from a purple unicorn?" added the prim white unicorn.
"How could I refuse them? They begged me to help them find their special talents!" Twilight Sparkle cried, guessing that she was doomed no matter what she said. "I was as considerate as I could possibly be. I made sure I couldn't possibly knock up either of them by avoiding their pussies. They even kept their virginity!"
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In Cloudsdale, far above Ponyville, no one could hear Rarity and Applejack beating the living hell out of Twilight. Instead, what Scootaloo's parents heard was the arrival of their boisterous daughter.
"I got my cutie mark! I bet no one's ever had a 'Creamy Wing' before! Twilight said my 'downy feathers and supple muscles' were just the best!"