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           One day Crystal walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room. Crystal was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout she just did. "Hmm I want to take a shower," Crystal thought and walked to the shower room where the showers were so she could take a shower. Crystal had been here plenty of times not expecting anything to happen. Itt was just a normal locker room, and just a normal shower... or was it? Actually Crystal could never ever have been prepared for what was really in the shower room that day....            But first I think you should know who Crystal is! Basically, Crystal is my foxxeh Fursona! Crystal has light purple hair, and gray tribal tattoo fur and will one day be queen of the WHOLE WORLD! but right now she's only in high school like me ;> And I know someones gonna say she's stolen from Krystal from starfox, but Crystal totally isn't. Me and my friends helped me together find out what my soul looks like back when I fist got in high school and Crystal is what we got, and since Crystal is my soul, and my souls been out for longer than starfox, then she totally iisnt stolen! Checkmate haters!             But anyways, Crystal walked in and saw something that rally shocked her. It was Lydia Housesteve the human sitting on a bench naked without any clothes on, and Katia F. Managan the transfer student khajit with her head between her legs. That would be Katia's head between Lydia's legs cause Katia isn't flexible enough to stick her head between her own legs silly :> and Crystal heard moaning sounds coming from Lydia that sounded like moaning.             Crystal's snout turned red as she blushed from accidentally coming in on Katia 'going down' on Lydia and she closed her eyes and she turned her head and coughed slightly to get their attention.             "E-hem" Crystal coughed. Being that it was a locker room, the cough was not only loder than she thought it was going to be, but it bounced off the walls and ceiling and floor several times and being that Katia was a Khajit that's like a cat, Katia instantly picked up the cough and stopped licking between Lydia's legs. But cause Lydia was a human and was in her own little world of pleasure, Lydia looked languished as her lascivious labia lamented the loss of her lovers lustful lapping.             Then suddenly, the lights went out suddenly before any of the three could figure out what was happening.             Then suddenly out of the darkness, cause there weren't lights on anymore, a voice called out, "Imperio!" And all three of them got real limp. Crystal felt lik her body was all lazy, kinda like a rag doll, but it wouldn't fall. The other two were like that to.             Then suddenly the lights came on and Crystal could see who had cast the spell on her. Crystal saw whoit was and new instantly who it was.             It was VOLEMORT!             Voldemort commanded them to all stand next to each other and they got up and stood next to each other cause they had no choice cause they were under the Imperious curse which makes you have to do whatever your told by the person who cursed you.             "You all look like wonderful young specimens don't you?" Voldemort said in his evil voice. "I have a present for you three," Voldemort said and pulled out three small red stones from under his black robes. "These are called sorcerors stones, and they make you so you can't ever die, I want to give them to you. Spread your legs." Voldemort commanded.             And so Crystal, Lydia, and Katia spread there legs cause they had to. Then Voldemort walked up to Crystal who was in the middle and got on his knees in front of her. Then he put one of the small stones in her pussy and said, "Petrificus" so that her pussy was petrified closed and the stone wouldn't come out. Then Voldemort did it to Katia. And then Volldemort did it to Lydia and then he took a few steps back from them.             Voldemort had made these stones himself, cause although Harry Potter broke the first one, Voldemort although he is very bad, is still really really smart.             "Now I'm going to have some fun, but you three, oh you will not enjoy this, and that's a order!" Voldemort said and he raised his wand over his head and then brought it down quickly pointing his wand at them and yelling, "CRUCIO!"             Suddenly, Crystals body felt like it was in it's own little world of really bad pain. It felt like she had stepped on a lego, but like her entire body had stepped on a lego really really hard, and then it hurt even more and she did not like it cause she was ordered to not like it. She hurt so bad she started to shiver in pain. The other two were too.             Then Voldemort came up to Crystal and put his hand on Crystals snout and felt her shivering on his hand and Voldemort really liked it. "You think that is bad?" Voldemort asked, "Well you are really not gonna enjoy this." and Voldemort let go of Crystals snout.             Then Voldemort raised his wand over his head and then brought it down quickly pointing his wand at them and yelling, "AVADA KEDAVRA!" A green bolt shot out of Voldemorts wand and hit the three of them at once.             Then suddenly, Crystal didn't know what was happening. Crystal could no longer tell if a moment was a second, or if it had been an eternity. Her soul would leave her body, but then it would be taken back and put back in her body, but her body was still feeling the really bad pain so then it would hurt again, and then the soul would try and leave again and feel like perfection again, and she was stuck in that loop of pain into painless, and back again before she could understand she had been free of pain, but at the same time she would feel painless, then pain and back again before she realixed she was in pain.             It was really confusing she thought.               Voldemort walked up to Crystal, Lydia, and Katia again and smiled evilee. "What do you say to you three coming over to my place where we really can have some fun?" Voldemort asked. "No disagreements? Good then, lets' go." And Voldemort hugged Crystal, Lydia, and Katia and then suddenly disappeared.             And so began the beginning of  the most wonderful four-way, one-sided relationship ever made! To Be Continued?       Authors Note So, I know that I'm a pretty good writer and everything, but I totally understand that I'm not quite Shakespeer level just yet. So if you have any actual good comments to make, feel free to try and help me out here.    

Real Author's Note   I am SO sorry.              I wrote this for the "Bad Fan Fiction Writing Contest" and this is in NO WAY an actual representation of my actual writing ability.             An interesting thing to note though. While writing this for the first time before any, (reverse) editing, I accidentally went into 'real creative writing' mode at the point where 'Crystal' loses her soul and I typed almost three pages describing the scene before realizing what I was doing and had to cut that down to a single paragraph. This has lead me to believe that there is very possibly a fetish for this 'almost losing your soul' business I tried to come up with. Heh. To each their own.             Oh, and "Lydia looked languished as her lascivious labia lamented the loss of her lover's lustful lapping." may in fact be the greatest thing I have ever written ever.             To the judge(s) of this contest, yeah, I kinda broke the rules a bit by not actually using Krystal herself and including others not on the list, but I thought to myself, "Self, what's more annoying and terrible than an author pairing two over-used characters? Why pairing an overused character and their own OC of course. And what's even worse than that? When the OC is a blatent rip off of another overused character." And in-story authors notes and blatent expoundings of self-imprtance and excellence were just too bad not to include.             The other characters were there because, well to add to the WTF factor I suppose.             Also, I didn't expect it to be so hard to write a bad fanfic. I had to exert such immense amounts of self control in the innitial writing stage not to instantly mouse over any incorrectly mis-spelled word to correct it, and then on top of that, go back after a few days, not to improve it with a new mind, but to further ruin it. It felt dirty.             Anyhow, I really enjoyed writing for this group, and hope to start up on my actual writing again soon. And of course. Happy April Fools Day.