day 6: icing my balls
#6 of Project: perfection
Well, I got a few kicks to the nuts today.
First, one of the lab assistants thought it would be funny to add a temporary breast growth chemical and a lactation inducer to my coffee and then tried and suceeded to suckle my for-a-day boobs. Atleast they got me breakfast and jerked me off. These things got in the way all day, I mean seriously, how do women and Kross deal with these things. The leaking, oh the leaking. I've had to have the others to reprint their notes and reseach four times today. I'm actually dictating this while hooked up to a breast pump. On the upside, Hansen has offered to milk my sensitive nipples and some sympathy nooki. He did that thing again too, he asked me about myself. I got uncomfortable, so I turned it on him. He's lead an interesting life, JROTC, Army, Rangers, Navy, MP, Marines, and even SEALs. This man's dedicated his life to his military career before this. He was highly decorated and is well respected. Thirty years after high school. He gladly gave up his youth for his country and only regrets some of it. It makes me feel weird, both good weird and bad weird. This man can pull anyone he wants and even keep them with what he's done. Wel,l don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Litterally.
The second kick was from the results from using hypnosis machines on the subject. The executives sound like they think we are banging rocks together and staring at walls. I've shown them data and video of what's been happening to keep them off my back and it's worked so far, but I'm not sure if it will work for long so I will need to produce viable results soon. I'm on the last portion of the project, so close to finishing, I can't just let it be shut down. I got the report on he testing machines somewhere on my desk but I can't find them. If I knew what caused them to get an inconclusive result, I would know how to proceed. Benson, Klein, and Karmac are as stumped as I am, but seem less concerned with the project and more focused on their personal lives. Benson has been trying to "figure himself out", Klein as been flirting with lab assistants during work hours, and Karmac, OOHHHHH Karmac, He was paged by "his master" Armstrong and when he didn't respond, she came in wrapped around him then dragged him out. He didn't fight, protest nothing, just apologized over and over and pleaded for forgiveness. Am I the only one not losing their mind? Well there is Kross, He's been acting the same as he always has.
Speaking of Kross, the third and fourth kick in the nuts. The nero-suit can't force or impose the the will of others unless the wearer wants it because the suit completely bonds with the wearer, becoming a part of them. I wanted to run tests of various forms but when I tried verbal commands, nothing happened. The remote wouldn't work either and when I tried to do a force comand from a terminal, the computer fried. The last kick was a litteral one, I learned quickly don't grab Kross's new breasts and say "nice tits." Shi hates it and will show it in a very physical way.
I don't want to leave this project unfinished, but I don't know how to get the results I need soon. I may have to disable the safety limits on machines. This could Invalidate my results and do irreversable damage, rendering a poor slave. I don't know what to do and I can't figure out why all these complications are coming now. I thought ALL the details were ironed before this subject, but it's been hell. The worst part is, I have this bad feeling like... this is nothing compared to whats in store and I feel like the staff is involved.
I'm coming Hansen... Okay, I'll call you Chris. I'll be in as soon as I finish my notes, I just have to put my name on it... Yes, I have to put my name on it, its a semi- official document and school teachs you to put your name on your work... Why are you chuckling... You think I'm cute?... Thank you... Wait... Shit I'm still recording, oh well it's personal notes.
Dr. Mitchell J. Straton