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Strip Match: Kashmir Wolf vs Crash McCloud.

Crash McCloud is the egotistical General Manager of Furry Championship Wrestling. "You will follow my word and my word is key to follow" He ran the superstars into injury time and time again for his own sick entertainment. "I don't care if the doctor hasn't cleared you yet, you defend your title tonight!" But now the inmates are running the asylum thanks to co general manager Darius Koopa "Darius has defeated Crash! He couldn't answer the ten count!" Crash has been injured by Darius but still must take on any challenge from anyone. Now Crash must face his most bizarre challenge. Next on Beat Down!

Crash is stumbling his way back up the ramp from his previous match, holding his ribs, he collapses against the fans in front of a striped red and white wolf. This wolf smacks Crash on his back end to poke fun with him and Crash shoves off. "The hell are you doing?" Crash screamed at him. Crash grabs a mic from one of the passing stage crew. "What is your problem buddy? You realize I could have you escorted out of......" Crash cuts himself off before doing something stupid. "Sorry. I'm just a little upset right now. How can I work with you" Crash puts the mic up to the fan to see what he has to say.

"You've just found your next opponent Mr. McCloud" The wolf said in a flirty tone and winked at Crash. Crash then turns bright red from embarrassment but accepts anyway. "Alright I got ya. Well what kind of match would you like?" The fan this time rips the mic from Crash's hands and jumps over the rail. "You and I are going to strip down Crash." The fans start getting excited now. "You and I will face off tonight in a Strip match!" Crash's face of embarrassment turns into a face of terror. "See you tonight Mr. McCloud" This fan says one more time before being brought to the back for his attire and set up.

Crash silently walks off to the back to get ready for his next match of the night. Looking straight up into the light praying for some kind of help.

Back on commentary Cobalt is laughing himself crazy to Crash's physical and now mental pain "Welcome back to FCW Beat Down. My name is Cobalt Husky on commentary this evening. For those that missed it so far the FCW General Manager Crash McCloud lost his open challenge so now he must take on any and all challenges. Let's send it back to Christie for the next match" Cobalt continues to laugh as we cut into the ring.

The bell is rung to start the next match. "The following contest is a Strip Match!" The fans mix together with screams of excitement and laughter. "The only way to win this match to completely strip your opponent of all their clothes." Crash heads out first to a series of boos and "Tiny Penis" chants. "Introducing first from Chicago Illinois, weighing in at one hundred seventy-two pounds, he is the General Manager of FCW, Crash McCloud!" Crash steals the mic from Christie. "You people really think this is funny don't you? I'm about to wrestle a match for you idiots in a nine hundred dollar suit" Crash spikes the microphone on to the matte as his opponent comes out.

"From Nashville Tennessee, weighing in at one hundred ninety pounds, Kashmir Wolf!" Crash runs at him but Kashmir is quite prepared whipping out a Singapore Cane and smacking it into Crash's already injured ribs. The crack from the stick can be heard throughout the entire arena, Crash is on his knees screaming in pain. It doesn't take long for Kashmir to try and rip Crash's clothes off as he rips the jacket in half. "Tuxedos never looked good on you anyway, Crash!" Cobalt said with a laugh in his throat off commentary.

They both continue fighting up the ramp Kashmir slaps Crash across the face to turn him around and then once more on the back end to embarrass him some more. This enrages Crash as he tackles Kashmir down desperately trying to get his clothes off first. It does not phase Kashmir at all it only makes him more flirty in trying to get his off. Crash at least rips the buttons off of Kashmir's jacket and shirt but Kashmir now has Crash's entire top half taken off.

"I really don't know if we want to see this now. If there's anybody watching this in the back please get the censors ready!" Crash backs off the wolf seriously trying to find another way to get to Kashmir. He turns his back to him only to get clocked in the head by the kendo stick again. "Crash may be out cold!" The fans get even more excited and hyped up. Kashmir poses holding the cane over his head as the "Strip him Naked" chants begin. Kashmir does just that.

As Crash lies down unconscious Kashmir quickly tries to undo Crash's belt, pants, and shorts. Kashmir takes ahold of Crash's shorts from the front side and wakes him back up. Kashmir takes a peek inside and then looks to the crowd to hype everybody up. Crash is begging him not to do it in front of fourteen thousand strong. "I'm actually going to agree with Crash on this one. Please don't do it Kashmir!"

Kashmir pulls out scissors from his pocket and cuts Crash's shorts in half allowing them to fall off leaving him completely nude in front of a crowd. Crash starts screaming and panicking trying to cover himself. He runs his way to the back behind the entrance stage and the bell is rung to end the match. "Here is your winner, Kashmir Wolf!" The crowd cheers loudly for him as he holds Crash's boxer shorts up high. He then runs to the back to chase after Crash.

In the backstage area the chase is on. Crash still covering himself with anything he can. It's not working too well with Kashmir closely on his tail. Crash notices and turns to him trying to beg him off. Crash slowly trying to creep towards his limo. "Please no more of this!" Crash with both paws up. "Why stop now?" Kashmir replied to him. "Look behind you" He warned Crash. Crash backs up into another huge superstar by the name of Rybax. A yellow lombax weighing in at 295 pounds. "Oh god.....Please don't do anything!" Crash begs off Rybax but to no avail. Rybax takes Crash by the neck and throws him into the limo. He then invites Kashmir into the limo as well. He enters and Kashmir shuts the door.

Crash's screams can be heard from inside the car as it drives off. "Well this is a pain I'd never think we'd see Crash in but it's finally happened. We'll see if we can get him back though. We'll be right back with Beat Down!"

Crash's injuries include a slight concussion as well as some back pain that happened after the match wink wink.