The Kinky Khajiit Maid
#6 of Iconoclast: an Elder Scrolls series
So you know this right- http://www.imperial-library.info/content/lusty-argonian-maid
This title occurred to me while I was writing some stuff... in a conversation he suggests she get a maid outfit and she says "Oh, the Kinky Khajiit Maid, hmm?"
This is sort of a parody, hence the blatantly ridiculous names :P
If you played Morrowind and actually met Crassius Curio, and had to get naked for him, you'll understand why, haha.
The Kinky Khajiit Maid
by Pervius Weirdo
Act III, Scene II
Licks-Her-Crotch Oh good sirrr! I am afrrraid to handle your staff of fire- it is so larrrge and heavy!
Prodigius Wango Do not fret my sweet, it will not hurt you if you handle it gently.
Licks-Her-Crotch Alas, I do not have anything to polish it with!
Prodigius Wango You could find something in you inner chamber, dumpling.
Licks-Her-Crotch Oh! You shouldn't go in my inner chamber! That is my prrrivate place!
Prodigius Wango No need to be shy, you have been cleaning mine for years, and know every crevice in it.
Licks-Her-Crotch But the mistress forbade you to enter without her permission!
Prodigius Wango Yes, but this is my house, and I shall inspect everything within it!
END OF ACT III, SCENE II
Act III, Scene IV
Licks-Her-Crotch Ah! I have so much wetness that my fingerrrs are slipperrry!
Prodigius Wango Then you had better start rubbing on my wand, dear!
Licks-Her-Crotch Oh, but I could clean it better if it were in my chamber instead of waggling around- it is so large though!
Prodigius Wango I will find a way to fit it in the door!
Licks-Her-Crotch Here, let me move my legs out of the way- I am a master of acrobatics as well as cleaning.
Prodigius Wango Indeed! I have not seen someone so easily place her ankles behind her ears!
Licks-Her-Crotch Rawrrrr! Get it in quick, while my chamber is still warrrm!
Prodigius Wango As you wish, but I can only go one inch at a time- it is a tight squeeze!
Licks-Her-Crotch Oh! It is such hard wood!
Prodigius Wango There! It fits perfectly. Now for the arduous task of scrubbing...
END OF ACT II, SCENE IV