My life with blaziken chapter 9
#9 of My life with blaziken
My life with blaziken chapter 9
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-so I was going over what I wanted to do with this chapter an I thought, "PLOT TWIST MOTHERFUCKERS!" Hahahaha
-yeah, the new blaziken is going to be a handful, so it may be hard for Patrick to put up with
-I would like to point out that Patrick is based off of me, his personality, his fighting abilties, his obsession with swords, and his being funny as shit are all me
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I woke up the next morning to Blaziken and Blaziken chatting in their strange language. Then I thought to myself, how did the new guy get out of his Pokeball?
"Ok let's go back home" I said to them, it didn't matter if he was out or not so long as she was happy. So I packed our stuff up while those two kept talking, they eventually got up to go but they seemed more interested in their conversations than me. So we enjoyed a peaceful walk back to the house, I suppose we finally got the message through that those zigzagoons weren't welcome, I hoped so until half way home we reached tall grass, lets just say it was the most annoying half an hour of my life.
"I have had it with this" I said. From there on we mostly just torched all the zigzagoons that showed up, they didn't die but they did get scared off. Eventually we got home to a smiling Becky, she seemed to like the new guy, though she agreed that he was rather boring. So while Becky got used to him I went back to see Steve.
"Oh Patrick, it's good your here" he said to me
"I think my time here has come to an end, I'm moving on to greener pastures, so to speak" he said, Steve was leaving, that's just great (sarcasm is lovely isn't it?).
"Besides, you need another room for the new guy anyways" he went on, then he just vanished, probably to reappear in some other town. Though I suppose the new room would be useful, except that we had to leave for the new apartment tomorrow.
"So Patrick, do you mind if I take the new guy out for a spin" Becky asked me. "Feel free, it's not like I plan on doing it" I told her, though she seemed to ponder that for a moment. She walked out to the new guy and made a few gestures that he just wasn't picking up on, it was actually rather funny to watch Becky getting frustrated. Eventually blaziken whispered something in his ear and he figured it out.
"So, how about we head back to my room" she asked him. He glanced over at blaziken, wondering if she was ok with that, she waved him off and he got up and went back to her (actually my) room. I wanted to watch but Becky shoved me out and locked the door. Sometimes I think she enjoys torturing me. I could already hear the moans from both of them, I decided to move on, mostly to avoid killing myself over what I couldn't have. So I sat down in my favorite chair and had some serious thinking time.
"I'm gonna need my thinking grenades" I laughed, ok maybe it wasn't as serious as I made it out to be. So I got up and turned on my radio, I put on some disturbed and sat back down. I find that I think better when listening to good music. Then the station faded out and got replaced by a station playing Justin Buizel, Blaziken proceeded to melt my radio, I would have done the same thing.
"So now that there are two Blazikens in the house, I suppose I'll have to name either you or him." I said to Blaziken. I was thinking about naming the new guy Helios. Helios is the Greek personification of the sun, so that works.
"What so you think of the name Helios? I'm thinking of naming the new guy that" I asked Blaziken. She seemed to like that name, so I decided that's what it would be.
"So I guess I'm going to go work on my swords" I said to her, and with that I left her rolling on the carpet again, gotta love that girl. I worked on the newest design for a while, trying to drown out the constant moans and screams from above me. I didn't get much done due to arousal, but I did come up with an interesting theory about making a war hammer.
"Could you two keep it down" I shouted upstairs.
"I'm trying to get things done" I continued.
"So am I" Becky countered from upstairs. Well played Becky, well played indeed. I managed to finish a blueprint for a sword that's blade was off at different angles, it may look random but I mapped it out perfectly, it had just enough material in all the right places to maintain balance. I eventually decided I couldn't work in these conditions, so I went backup stairs to see blaziken masturbating again.
"It appears I have work to do" I chuckled. I got my clothes off and walked over to her, she spread her legs and motioned me over. I lay down in front of her and started eating her out. I probed my tongue in an lapped up her juices, she tasted even spicier than last time. Maybe her heat was causing it. Regardless, I licked her entrance and payed a little extra attention to her clit.
"Blay" she moaned as my tongue worked over her button, I pushed my tongue in as far as it could go and started licking around her insides, she could only moan as I happened across her g-spot. I was gonna have fun with this. I kept going over that spot, making her squirm and wriggle uncontrollably. I kept at it for a while, she couldn't stay still under this treatment. I figured if I kept this up she wouldn't last long, so I let up some while she reeled back in.
"Ziken" she begged me to keep it up (I assumed). I was wondering, if she's twice as spicy on her heat now, what will it be like when she cums. I didnt have time to ponder that when she came. Her juices, just wow. Not wow in a good way either, Now it was my turn to roll around on the carpet. I rolled my way into the kitchen and almost drowned myself in the sink, unfortunately I forgot to wash the forks so I got jabbed a few times, luckily it didn't break the skin.
"Ok blaziken" I muttered, still trying to get the spice off my tongue.
"Remind me to never do that again, not when your in heat anyways" I continued, somehow a fire type in heat being spicy seemed a bit TOO obvious... I would have to make a joke about that sometime. So me and blaziken sat on my couch an decided to watch tv, I was mostly just flipping channels until I discovered something amazing, they were having a soul eater marathon.
"He'll yeah" I shouted rather comically (For those who don't know what soul eater is look it up, for those who do, you guys rule). Then Becky and Helios walked out and while Becky looked exhausted, Helios seemed fine.
"Hey Patrick" Becky started a question, awkward silence followed until I relished she was waiting to be acknowledged.
"Yeah Becky, what's up?" I asked her, i expected something funny, was that too much to ask? Apparently it was.
"I noticed you have an x-box 360, and--"
"Becky, I'm sure you have a lot of shoes to throw, but I must say, I'm going to kill you" I muttered, more jokingly than anything.
"This is a play station 3, its way better." She didn't find it funny because I got another shoe to the face.
"You've gotta stop doing that" I said to her. Becky went to my room, blaziken and Helios went to the room that was Steve's. they all went to bed, but I was gonna watch this show till I dropped.
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-this chapter was an attempt to sway the joke/serious/sex balance back over to jokes, I tried but its getting harder to fit in between the sex and plot progression.
-next chapters will be far less frequent because I have to work weekdays.
-I just discovered there is mint chocolate chip ice cream in my freezer... FUCK YEAH BITCHES!!!
-thinking grenades was a reference to family guy