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Ima Latrine

A hot summer day slowly came to a close. Hardly a soul was moving through the heat as it was unbearable for the equines. A heat wave had struck Equestria a few weeks earlier and endured still on. Working was out of the question during these conditions. Ponies resorted to the many ponds and streams to chill to escape from the heat. But since the population had been on the rise for several years now and the numerous water sources were now very much overcrowded with fillies and their parents. Luckily for the six mares and one dragon there was one secluded pond hidden at the edge of the Everfree Forest. No ill creature could penetrate the protective shield Princess Twilight Sparkle had erected so they were quite safe. The forest provided much needed shade and a slight breeze thanks to the temperature difference within and outside of the forest. Still the ponies were sweating and needed much water and juice to stay healthy. Rarity was panting and sweating. The copious amounts of perfume and deodorant she put on could not help her hide her smell of horse sweat. Her only relief was that the other ponies were sweating just as much and thus could not tell that some of the smell was hers. And Spike, who bravely waved cool air down her way, didn't mind either. "Why-oh-why do we have to endure this? Rainbow Dash! Why can't you fetch us some clouds to hide under?" The pegasus gazed at the white unicorn with great annoyance. Barely had she kept herself from throwing a rock at Rarity who had been complaining for a week about the weather. And although she was Ponyville's chief weather patrol, this was not her fault! "For the last time, I cannot fetch any clouds because there aren't any! Cloudsdale's weather factories close down every summer for a recess so all the pegasi can go off on vacation with their families. Or do you expect them to work all year round?" Rarity sighed and returned the annoyed look at Rainbow Dash. Couldn't the pegasi send half of their staff on vacation while keeping a minimum guard the shop? "And if the weather factories don't work, there won't be any clouds. And if there aren't any clouds, then I can't fetch them!" "And I suppose you pegasi never thought of keeping stock?" "Stock? Where would we store clouds? Do you know how big they are? Maybe we should stock them up your..." "Girls! Enough! This heat is really getting to you, isn't it?" "...*isn't it?*" *Rarity in a sarcastic voice* "It's getting to me and RD and a couple of million others in Equestria! And I don't suppose you could ask Tia to lower that sun for a bit? That would cool things down a bit, wouldn't it?" "And it would upset the balance of the seasons! Long summer days, long winter nights! And if there was a problem with this heat, don't you think she'd actually do something about it?" The white unicorn was about to make a remark on that, but just in time bit her tongue and kept quiet. "We're all in this together, Rarity. Drink your water and you'll be fine!" "Now wait a minute, Twilight! It's not just Rarity! Take a walk around Ponyville and enjoy the smell. It's stinking! If we don't get rain soon we will be getting health problems, Twilight. Flees and lice are infesting our farm! Ponyville needs a good flash rain. But here we are, stuck and enduring. So let's all drink while we can still drink this water. It won't be long until we run out, unless the Pegasi restart their factories early" "Relax! We only have one week to go. They will do double time on the rain before you know it."

The arguing continued through the afternoon. Fluttershy's voice sprang out uncharacteristically as she mentioned the agony her critters had to endure during this heat wave and how helpless she felt at this time of year. Only Pinkie Pie kept out of the rattling as she contemplated about getting some ice cream. But if she went out to get ice cream. But Ponyville was a long way from their secret spot and by the time she would get back all the ice would surely have melted. For a short moment the protective shield was stirred. Only Pinkie Pie noticed the shudder as the others were too busy talking. Horseshoes were hitting the ground and approaching, joined by a squeaking and rattling of wheels. Soon a wagon appeared from the woods. It was quite large, made of dark wood. Clearly a living wagon, Spartan and simple yet liveable for a pony. The pony pulling it was the most likely candidate to be its inhabitant, since there was no one else. And since the wagon's direction seemed to be Ponyville Pinkie Pie wasted no time to intercept and confront the visitor. "Good afternoon, whomever you are! I am Pinkie Pie, the official welcome pony of this town. Are you visiting the town?" The pony pulling the wagon was fully cloaked in a dark coat. A hood hid the face as she approached. When she was spoken to one swift move of her neck removed the hood and revealed her head. A unicorn mare with a light grew tan on her fur and pitch black manes resting on top of her head and along her neck. Bright blue eyes gazed at Pinkie Pie and a friendly smile cracked along her lips. "Good afternoon, my dear pink Pony. My name is Ima and no, I'm not here to visit Ponyville; I am here to stay and make a living." "Ima! That's a pretty name! What's your last name?" The unicorn smile turned into an uneasy grin and she looked around noticing the other ponies were too busy to hear her. "It's erm... erm... I'll let you know later when I set up my business. I don't want to spoil things! First I'll need to find a spot and get some rest. I've been travelling all day and this darn heat is killing me!" For a moment Pinkie Pie was tempted to throw a party right there, but as the heat was hitting her hard and the newcomer made clear het intentions to get rest somehow she was happy to skip the procedure this time. "Well, I'm sure you can find a spot next to Sugarcube Corner. It's right in the centre of town, the candy shop. If you're looking to set up a business, that's where you should start!" The unicorn chuckled. "Well, I don't suppose I should set up my business up close to any eateries or restaurants. That would get me some angry looks. Thanks anyway, pink pony, but I'll find a spot." And off the wagon went leaving Pinkie Pie wondering. Meanwhile the other ponies had stopped their squabbles and approached her. "Who was that?" "A newcomer, I suppose. Her name is Ima. We should check her out tomorrow!"

The next morning promised another hot day. The night had brought hardly any chill and the sun was merciless from the moment she popped up into the sky. And as the soil was warming up, the smell of sewage began to emerge and grip the inhabitants. At Sugarcube Corner the six mares gathered as planned. Across the road the dark wagon was parked isolated from the other buildings. The grey tanned unicorn had just finished setting it up and was now busy sweeping the stairs leading up to the entrance. Still the unicorn was cloaked and had her hood on revealing little of her features. Obviously shy of her new surrounding, the six mares found it proper to give her a more formal welcome and introduction. Slowly they made their way to the new resident, firm and confident and all with a friendly smile on their face. When the new mare saw them coming she jerked back the hood and returned the friendly expression. Quickly she put up a sign next to the stairs, then turned to the six ponies. "Good morning, ponies! You sure are up early today! I suppose you're curious about the new pony?" Twilight Sparkle took the lead and came up to the unicorn. "Good morning, Ima. Welcome to our town. My name is Twilight Sparkle. And these are my friends. You already know Pinkie Pie. The blue pegasus is Rainbow Dash, the one with the hat is Applejack, then there is Fluttershy and Rarity." As the ponies were introduced each exchanged a hoof bump with the new unicorn and offered a simple pleasantry. Then they all took a notice of the sign put up near the stairs offering them a little more information about the newcomer. "Restroom - #1 = 1 bit - #2 = 2 bits - #1 + #2 = 3 bits - Special = 10 bits minimum" A confused look ran across the ponies' faces, then an uneasy look when they turned to the unicorn. Rainbow Dash' face then turned comical as she tried to hold her laughter. Pinkie Pie looked up at the mare with pity as the unicorn took off her cloak and revealed her body and cutie mark. The pretty grey tanned pelt was spoiled by a picture of a heap of dung lying in a small pool of urine. "Restroom?" "Indeed, a restroom service! My name is Ima Latrine and this is my business. I'm a toilet pony. Neat, isn't it?" Most of the ponies showed pity, disgust and disbelief when the unicorn revealed her identity and trade. Rainbow Dash however could no longer contain her laughter and burst out uncontrollably. Disapproving looks turned her way. Ima shrugged having dealt with this too often. "Laugh all you want. But it's a decent business. Ponies have to go potty once or twice a day and the #1 at least 10 times a day. In an expanding town like this decent sanitation is essential! Otherwise..." Ima sniffed out loud pointing the mares to the rising smell of sewage. Twilight imitated Ima and was promptly reminded of the drought. "Yes, but as soon as the pegasi restart the cloud factory..." Then Ima pointed her hoof along the road downhill to a couple of public outhouses in terrible state, nearly falling apart, overflowing and infested with flees. "Well, I guess you have a point. But every house in Ponyville has decent sanitation. I don't think you'll be seeing many customers." "Nearly every house in Equestria has decent sanitation or at least adequate facilities. But none offer the service that I do. I'm actually unique at what and very skilled! Once you get a feel, you won't want to go anywhere else to..." Her passionate speech only added to the confusion. The six ponies looked at her in disgust and confusion. What was so special about her rest room? "I tell you what! Each of you can get a free-be on #1, #2 or #1 + #2! Come along inside and I'll show you!"

With a nervous look on their faces the mares followed her in. The first thing that hit them was the chill. A heavenly feel compared to the outside! At the ceiling hung a marvel coolant system, one of the most expensive mechanics available in Equestria and beyond. Even Filthy Rich could not afford one, but somehow this pony could. Was her restroom that good? A smell of incense filled the room, very slight and not at all overwhelming. The wagon seemed bigger on the inside than on the outside. Ima had plenty of room to live, cook and sleep. And then there was the actual business part of her wagon: the restroom. Ima led the way to the back of the wagon where a thick curtain blocked the view. When the curtain was fastened to the sides the restroom was revealed. Now the mares' confusion ten-folded. This was unlike any restroom they had ever seen. There was no bowl, no hole in the ground, no throne to sit on. A kind of hammock was attached to the sides and the back wall and hung low across the ground. Underneath the hammock lay a depression dressed in cushions and stretching out from underneath the hammock right onto the back wall. This did not make sense to any of them. "Where is your toilet?" "You're looking at it! The most comfortable toilet in all Equestria! I'll show you!" Ima walked up to the contraption and crawled into the depression attaining a comfortable position with her head directly underneath the hammock. Slowly the restroom began to take shape and the ponies' look turned all to disgust and shock. Rainbow Dash looked away and barely kept from puking. "EEEEWWWW! You mean... On top of you?" The unicorn chuckled. "Of course not, silly! That would be disgusting indeed and not fun at all. No, the pony just squats and takes a seat onto the ropes, placing the relevant part onto my mouth. Then..." "EEEEWWWW!" All the ponies were now looking away, some placing their hooves on their head trying to get the thought out of their brains. "I know, it sounds strange, but it really isn't. It's actually quite clean and comfortable for the customer. No smells, hardly any sounds, no mess to look at, no stained for or tail, no need to clean up because I do that. And the seat is really soft and warm, unlike those outhouses on the road which..." "EEEEWWWW! You want us to do our business in your mouth? That's disgusting!" Ponies were turning away steadily heading for the exit. "I know it sounds awful for most, but really this is my special talent and I am more than up to the job. Please give it a try, you'll find it to be quite an experience..." But the ponies were leaving, Princess Twilight took the rear and gave Ima Latrine an angry look. "I don't want to hear another word from you! You're one of those weird ponies, aren't you? You've got issues, lady! Get help!" Twilight left the wagon leaving the unicorn and slammed shut the door.

All the ponies had left Ima's home. All but one! Rarity had quietly stepped aside when the other mares left. Although she had joined the outcries earlier, she did not actually mean it and held a curiosity. She did not like to admit it, but the idea appealed to her of getting that kind of service. "Well, so much for this being a friendly town. And so much for our new princess who..." "I beg your pardon, Ima, but you of course realise most of us ponies are brought up to disgust and disdain from touching our waste issue, don't you? A pony is not supposed to talk about it, or think about it or do anything else but be done with it and leave it behind." "Of course, honey. This isn't the first time ponies walk out in disgust from my business. But the occasional pony who stays and tries my service returns whenever there is need. They usually walk out when they're in group, because they don't want to admit their curiosity in public. But since we are now alone..." "Yes, I'd like to try. You see, I'm all about fashion and cleanliness. But my body... Erm... Doesn't always treat me well. I'm absolutely disgusted about 'that issue'. The smell! The sight! The colour! Absolutely unladylike! And the occasional stain left on my bum, my legs and my tail! Horrendous! I can't imagine a worse public humiliation. But even I can't always wash it all out all the time." The grey unicorn smiled and nodded. "You and so many other ponies. High and low and even... between us... even the occasional princess has this issue. Our best magicians found spells to switch the axis of our planet and manipulate the stars at our night sky, but the issue of going potty, the smells and the mess that makes, remains unsolved! But with my help, when you seek me out, your problem will be solved. Try it out and you'll see." Rarity nodded nervously, and blushed as Ima settled in the depression and prepared to do her job. Slowly she stepped closer. "Sooo... How does this work?" "First you must tell me what your needs are. Do you want to do #1, a wee? Do you want to do #2, a deposit? Do you want to do both #1 or #2? Do you want anything else, like a good internal cleaning or any other service my long tongue can provide? Then I will tell you the price to pay, but for the first three options you can tell by the sign." Next to the hammock there was another price list featuring the exact same prices as the sign outside. "Then you drop the bits into the amphora at the curtains. And finally you sit down on the ropes onto my mouth. You will feel my mouth on the appropriate hole and you let go. Of course today you still have your free-be and you won't have to pay for this one. Just come over and take a seat!"

Hesitantly the pony walked up the hammock and noticed a hole in the middle of its grid. Obviously that is where the bum should go. Rarity turned around and slowly squatted down. The hammock was secure tight on three sides so it didn't wobble or twist. Her weight force her bum into the opening in the grid up until the widest part was caught by the rope. She felt Ima's warm muzzle for a moment until the pony turned her head sideways to speak. "One thing at the time, pony. I cannot handle both simultaneously. If you do make a mess by releasing both at the same time, I will charge you even today for the clean-up! #1 comes first, then #2. Relax and enjoy!" Rarity felt the warm muzzle gripping on her back side. Lips were locking around her slit and created a seal. Her bladder was full and this really had to be done. She let go of the torrent and sighed in relief. This was her first pee of the day. The taste was quite strong and Ima could tell the unicorn above her hadn't had just water to drink before going to bed. With the seal in place nothing could escape the grey unicorn's mouth. Not a single splatter hit Rarity's legs or tail. Quickly it all vanished within Ima's belly. A rush came over the white unicorn as the pressure in her bladder dropped. She noticed immediately the great advantages to the regular order of business. The ropes were soft yet strong, keeping her in place comfortably. There was no sound of clattering water, no drops of water springing back up to hit her rear, no smell of morning urine. The only sound she heard was the regular gulps from the pony below. Eventually the torrent subsided and was reduced to a trickle, then a few last drops before it stopped. When the wee had stopped the grey unicorn took her time to clean her customer. Her tongue ran along the slid and swirled at the urinal passage picking up any traces until she was satisfied her customer was clean. The feeling of that cleaning was quite pleasant to Rarity giving her a taste of what the long and skilled tongue was capable of. When it ended, the white unicorn felt a little frustrated. But after all this was a free-be and she knew she should not expect more than the service she needed. #1 was finished, so now it was time for #2. The muzzle moved closer to the tail and came to seal in the anus as had been done with the slid. Rarity felt the pony's breath hit her slit, still covered in saliva. It felt cold up against the saliva and gave her the right feel to take that dump. Within moments of the seal the anus bulged and a slick paste ran into Ima's mouth. It was bitter, foul and sticky. However Latrine had no issues dealing with it. Quickly she swallowed the paste and her saliva worked double time to clean the mouth. With the help of her magic she could manipulate her body, trick her taste buds, muffle all sounds and separate the foul odour from her breath. That meant that her customer could experience a pleasant time, much more pleasant that on her regular toilet. Rarity found herself quite in a pleasurable state, the most pleasant toilet experience she could remember. As promised there were no smells and no sounds. The hot muzzle felt a lot more pleasant than the cold water drops that would otherwise spring up. Her stool was of such nature that it would regularly splatter and stain her white fur. This was the problem she talked about and because her fur was white she could not even hide it as the darker tanned ponies could. As with the wee, the dump quickly subsided and came to a stop. Due to the nature of Rarity's faeces the anus was now quite dirty and covered in foul paste. Luckily Ima had sealed the anus with her mouth and her tongue worked hard to take care of that filth. The grey unicorn's saliva was quite strong and had disinfecting properties. She could manipulate the content and the flow of saliva up to the rate that if could jet blast the tongue and bath it and even extract the foul odour from the mouth, sending it inside to the stomach. The cleaning of her ass was a tickle Rarity had not yet experienced. The pony tongue scratched her and pushed up against her sphincter. The white unicorn relaxed and could not help releasing gas into the muzzle. Undeterred the tongue continued and pushed into the rim, cleaning out the inside of the inside. Rarity found it hard to resist making any sound that would indicate her arousal. If this was what Ima meant with her "special" then by all means Rarity would save up bits for this. Sad she felt when the tongue retreated and the muzzle came off. Of course she would need more.

Near the front of her wagon Latrine had a mirror stretching from the floor to the ceiling, for her own pleasure and for her customers to check on her work. Rarity marvelled at herself as she inspected her back side. Her tail was raised up high showing all her sensitive parts. All she could see was white fur and pink skin where there stood no fur. "Ms Latrine. I could not have done a better job myself! This is perfect! You were true to your word: this was a most pleasurable experience. And be sure, you may expect me here more often. Consider me your first Ponyville customer!" The grey unicorn emerged from her own mini bathroom and chuckled. "Hehe! The pleasure is all mine! I love my job! Rest assured you are welcome here. Visit me anytime you like. Oh, and before I forget... Mind the chocolates and the booze. Otherwise you're in good health." Delighted the white unicorn ran out from the stairs to meet her friends, who had all been waiting for her for about half an hour. Everypony stared at her in disgust as she jumped on Pinkie Pie style. Then suddenly the heat hit her like a wall and she stopped dead in her tracks. Realising and shocked at what she had just done a sense of embarrassment overtook her. Twilight began with the onslaught. "Rarity! How could you?" For a moment the unicorn hesitated and stammered. "I... I erm... had to..." Rainbow Dash took over the reprimand. "In her mouth?" "Erm... Yes..." "How could you?" Applejack joined in. "Rarity, you of all ponies! How could you use somepony's mouth as a toilet?" Again the unicorn stammered, but then felt she was being wronged and had to step up for herself and for the new pony. "I... I was curious. You girls know I have issue with that business. The stains..." Disgust and anger was fixed on the other ponies' face. So Rarity turned around and raised her tail to show them. "Look! Not a single trace! Not a single stain, spit or crumb sticking either on my fur or my tail. Ms Latrine knows her trade. I've never seen a pony dealing with another pony's mess with this much passion." For a short moment all five mares had the privilege to gaze upon Rarity's crack clean ass while her tail was proudly raised up. Luckily Spike was still asleep at this hour for he would likely have fainted. Quickly though, the unicorn realised what she was showing and lowered her tail to cover herself up. Rainbow Dash turned her back and showed her unwashed ass to the unicorn. "Here, would you like to clean my ass? Would you enjoy it if I crapped in your mouth?" Rarity looked at the pucker in disgust. "No, because that is not my trade. If however you would like a new dress or some fancy outfit, I can make you what you like before the end of the day! If however you want somepony to take your crap..." The unicorn pointed her hoof at the sign next to the stairs. "She can do it! I can't, neither can you and neither can you make a dress, or throw a party like Pinkie Pie or handle critters like Fluttershy. And neither can I handle magic like Twilight, or buck apples like Applejack or create a sonic rainboom. We all have our special trades, our unique skills and this is hers! And yes, it may seem disgusting to us, but each of our trade may seem silly or ridiculous or disgusting to others! Applejack! You're skill is growing crops and apples. You're required to handle manure to do this, aren't you?" For a moment the blond pony was overwhelmed by the unicorn's outburst. But she was not about to give in so easily. "Yes, I do handle manure. But I sure don't eat it! Are you suggesting I'm like this Ms Latrine?" "But you do handle it! You do touch it! And with great skill considering your flourishing business. How would you feel if everypony turned away from you simply because your trade involves handling nasty manure?" "But she eats it!" "Because it is her skill! That is what she can do and what she loves to do, just as you love to do farming. For an outsider it may seem just as nasty to waddle through it as it is to consume it. Would you enjoy it if ponies treated you as nasty as you just did to Ms Latrine? You ponies were quite rude!" Applejack was silenced, searching for a reply. She did handle manure on almost a daily basis and had done so since she was a little filly. It did not seem nasty as it may seem to other ponies. She was used to the idea. "And you, Twilight. Of all the ponies in Ponyville... You're a princess. Princess Twilight! Downright insulting a pony for her talent! You of all ponies should know to respect unique traits." "What if her special talent was arson, or thieving, or murder for all we knew? Should I show respect for skills that are harmful?" "And who did she harm? What she does help ponies! It's enjoyable and helpful and she is as skilful with her service as you are with your magic! She likes what she does! But of course..." The unicorn pointed her hoof at the broken public toilets downhill. "You of course don't have to make use of her as you don't have to make use of my skills at creating clothes or Pinkie Pie's skills at throwing parties. But that is up to each. And mine today won't be adding to the "enjoyable" new fragrance of our town." The unicorn sniffed in deep, provoking the others to do the same and be reminded of the sewage problem. "Care to cast a spell to remove this odour, Twilight? Otherwise, let us grant Ms Latrine her business. You each still have one free-be!" The five mares around her gazed at her in shock and disgust. "Crap... in... her... mouth? No... thanks!" "Suit yourselves!"

Later that morning Fluttershy returned to her cottage to check out her critters. The heat forced them to stay indoors and stick to the fans around the cottage. But that also meant they would get extremely bored through the day. And when she wasn't home to control them some occasional damage was unavoidable. This time however, as she approached her front door, she noticed something serious was amiss. Her whole front lawn was soaked and a little stream flowed from underneath her front door. When she opened the door all she saw was critters staring with puppy eyes and pointing at one another. "Oh no! Not again! Not now!" With a flap of her wings the pegasus rushed through her flooded house and vanished into the back to find her bathroom at the source of the leak. The whole bathroom was littered with heaps of towels and toilet paper. From her toilet a whole mountain of soaked paper rose up. Meanwhile the flush handle was forced down and stuck. Clearly her pets had been busy all morning. "Oh no!" Fluttershy rushed to shut down the water and when she did the flood stalled and stopped. When that situation was under control, the pegasus began to clean up the paper. It became soon clear to her that not just a lot but all of her toilet paper was ruined. For once the trail left behind by a speeding pegasus wasn't a rainbow. Fluttershy ran out straight to the plumber's house only to find a sign on her door crushing her hopes for a swift solution. "On vacation, we'll be back when the first rain falls!" Right then pressure began to build within her body. All that business with Latrine, breakfast and making plans to survive the next day of summer all caused the postponement of the pegasus' morning routine. Now, she was running out of time.

Of course most of Ponyville was once more deserted. Nearly all had fled to the water. Even Sugarcube Corner was shut down with the Cakes out for a swim. Frantically the poor pegasus went in search for a friendly home, but none would answer. Then she sought out the public lavatories and found them in appalling state, reeking so nasty even coming close to them made Fluttershy sick. Whatever could she do? Run for the woods? The pegasus couldn't bear the thought of some critter accidentally stepping in her mess. But there was no other option. Unless... Breaking all of Rainbow Dash' speed records the yellow pegasus rushed to her cottage, nearly knocking over Angel on her way in as he opened the door. In one swift move she took hold of her purse and hung it on her neck. Then she rushed out to the door, only briefly pausing to pass an irritated look on Angel and his friends. "Thanks a lot! Now I'll have to..." Time was running out. Her bladder was so full she was afraid Ponyville would suffer a foul shower. A quick flight brought the pegasus right onto the stairs of Latrine's wagon. Fluttershy knocked the door frantically. Within a moment the door opened and the mare rushed inside. "Oh please, Ms Latrine! This is an emergency. My toilet is clogged and I can't..." "Come right up, Ms! Take a seat and we'll get started." Setting aside her prejudice about the grey unicorn Fluttershy followed her beyond the curtains. As she moved she opened her purse and extracted some bits. "It's three bits, right? For a full..." But the grey unicorn caught the bits right before they fell into the amphora and returned them to Fluttershy's purse. "One Free-be, remember? This one is for free. Now hurry up! I don't want you to mess up my floor!" The unicorn quickly positioned herself into her depression while her customer sat down into the hammock and sank her but into the opening. Just in time did Ima close the seal around Fluttershy's mare parts for nearly instantly did the yellow pegasus let go of her water. A loud sigh of relief rang inside the wagon. Copious amounts of waste water flowed down the unicorn's gullet and the flow didn't die down as quickly as it did with Rarity earlier. "Thank you so much! Normally I wouldn't do this, but this is an emergency. My little woodland friends are cute and fun to have around, but when they get bored at days like this they can be a pain in the flank." Of course Ms Latrine could not reply having her mouth locked around the pegasus' rainmaker. All that could be heard from her was the rhythmic swallow sound as she processed the urine. Latrine's horn glowed as she manipulated her mouth and belly to handle the volume. Her belly was swelling slowly. This was indeed a pleasant experience. Silently Fluttershy admitted Rarity's assertion was correct, that Ms Latrine was skilled at what she did and that she did help out a pony in need with her unusual trade. She felt like a jerk for her behaviour earlier that morning. Fluttershy's bladder suddenly fell empty, stopping the stream. The pegasus let out a startled squeak as she felt Ima's tongue cleaning her sensitive parts. It felt pleasant for sure, and somewhat naughty. The pegasus recognised it as part of the restroom service and didn't protest. When the unicorn was satisfied the urinal passage was clean she shifted her attention to the pegasus' aft. Her customer had asked for a full disposal so the lips closed around the cute little pucker. Fluttershy began to push and soon a little log fell into the unicorn's mouth. Unlike Rarity her stool was quite solid and less nasty. She wasn't as much of a sweet tooth as her predecessor and relied on vegetables for her diet. For a moment she began to doubt her actions, but having no idea when the plumber would return and fix her sanitation, Ms Latrine's service was now her only means of getting rid of her waste. Soon her rectum was empty and Ima's tongue once again surprised her with its softness and skill cleaning off every bit of dirt left on and in the pucker. Just like Rarity Fluttershy found herself lightly aroused by the move and somewhat desired a more intense service. Too soon Ms Latrine finished the job and moved her muzzle off Fluttershy's rear. "Oh, Ms Latrine, I'm so sorry for my behaviour this morning. I was just so upset by the idea of using a... toilet pony. But now I can see it's really not such a big issue. What you do is quite pleasant and I'm very happy you took..." "It's alright, my dear. I get that reaction almost every time I introduce the idea to a new audience. But once ponies understand what it means to get restroom service they soon get addicted." Fluttershy sat down for a moment. "I have no idea when the plumber will return. Is it alright if I do my business here until it gets fixed? I mean... should I book a schedule for my visits." The unicorn chuckled and offered the pegasus some fruit juice. "That's not a problem, dear. I'm actually counting on regular customers. Just one piece of advice: don't wait until the last moment! When my business starts rolling you might encounter a queue and I don't want my floor to get soiled. And do make sure you get enough to eat! I suppose you've taught your critters it's ok to get a share from your plate. Don't starve yourself!" Soon Fluttershy finished her drink and left only to walk straight into Rarity. The unicorn did not expect to see Fluttershy to be the first, but was happy to see at least one other pony on her side. She winked at her friend, and then passed her into the wagon retrieving her purse and giggling as soon as she entered the place.

Early the next morning SweetAppleAcres was as active as a beehive. Work had to be done and while the sun was still asleep the Apples hoped to get at least some chores done before once again shut down the farm. Tools were laid out and set for use, baskets were brought to the orchard and a new plough was fitted out for duty. But before the ponies could do any of their planned work having breakfast was essential. None of the Apple family actually ate together. Granny Smith had prepared food for each while some of the light preparations were being done. Big Macintosh was the first to start the morning routine, then Applejack would start as soon as her brother started eating. Finally Applebloom would get up as soon as Applejack finished her breakfast. Big Macintosh was to plough one of the fields, while Applejack was to take care of some apple bucking. So to start the morning routine applejack first had to carry the empty baskets into the orchard and find the trees to be harvested. That took a while because it was dark. It took her a lot more effort than it took her brother to prepare the new plough and place it at the field he was to take care of. And so by the time she returned to eat, her brother was nowhere to be seen. Breakfast consisted of basic bread, oats, apples and carrots. The blond mare ate through it as quickly so she could start and finish her job as quickly as possible, or at least before the heat took hold again. Morning routine consisted of two basic pillars: breakfast and a trip to the family's outhouse. The latter routine Applejack was starting to dread more and more since the dump was nearing its capacity and with the heat a bug infestation was manifesting itself around the place. Soon it would be time to dig a new hole and cover the old one, but it was not this day. This day she once more had to endure the nastiness. To her horror her brother just left the place as she was about to enter. Notably her brother was quite a large pony and large ponies meant a large deposit each time he visits the men's room. On top of that, her brother had been reading from the look of it, which meant this morning the deposit would have been well beyond its normal size. The smell was awful, fresh pony dung was sitting nearly at the rim of the hole. When she opened the door a whole swarm of thick flees buzzed her ears. Then she switched on the light and gazed upon her brother's heap nearly touching the rim. Applejack felt sick and nearly puked at the sight. Quickly she turned off the light and shut the door, staying outside and reconsidering her routine. For certain she knew she could not make it through the day if she didn't start her chores within the hour, but she would not be able contain her bladder much longer. There was an option of secretly leaving things in the orchards, but the idea of some perverted squirrel secretly watching her taking care of her business was simply too horrendous to contemplate. With a sigh Applejack decided her only viable option was to go downtown, do her business there and get back as soon as possible. But everyone inside Ponyville was asleep still. Waking somepony up to use the bathroom was quite rude. And none of the public lavatories provided any more comfort than her own. But perhaps this one person... The mare ran out to the front of the house, picked up the fresh newspaper and galloped down the road into town.

All of the windows of Latrine's wagon were shut and no light came from any of the cracks. For a moment Applejack hesitated, for the grey unicorn surely was sound asleep. But since this was kind of an emergency and time was short the mare had no other option but to knock the door. A tired unicorn opened the door and nodded to Applejack. She yawned and rubbed her eyes. "I'm awfully sorry, Ms Latrine. But this is kind of an emergency. You see, we're due to get started over at SweetAppleAcres before sunrise so we can get some work done before the heat bites. But my brother just used..." Ima placed her hoof on Applejack's mouth, giggled and winked. "That's alright my dear. I don't need to know the details. Come right in and make yourself comfortable." Ms Latrine led the way in. Applejack followed but before she entered she looked around to see if anypony was watching. As soon as she vanished inside the door flew shut. "I want to apologise for my behaviour yesterday. The idea of consuming pony waste came as kind of a shock to me and seemed nasty. But I thought it over and maybe for you it isn't that bad. It's a bit like the handling of manure I do nearly daily, which doesn't seem appetising to most ponies either. I also want to apologise for this inconvenient hour. But I really don't have any other options." Ima chuckled. "You of all ponies should know that when running a successful business sleep can be a luxury. Don't mind it, dear, I'm there for my customers when there is need. As for yesterday, I'm used to your reactions. Most ponies get turned off the first moment the concept is brought up. But I don't mind what I do. I love this job. The ponies who leave my place are nearly always quite satisfied and happy. I love to see their faces after the job is done. But, we can't stand here all day. Didn't you say you were due for work? Let's get started."

After moving the curtains aside Ms Latrine led the way to the back of the wagon and settled into her depression waiting for Applejack to take a seat. Before the blond pony would approach though she retrieved the newspaper from her belt and dropped in front of the hammock. "You don't mind if I read, do you?" "Oh, not at all! In fact, that's a rather good idea! Maybe I should get a subscription to the local tabloids and papers. I would give my customers some good distraction." "And this one is for free, right?" "Indeed! Now, please take a seat. We'll first take care of #1 and then #2." Applejack gently landed her plump ass into the hammock and had it sink as low as it would go until it touched the unicorn's lips. Then she unfolded her newspaper on the ground in front of her and started reading as the wee was unleashed. The feel of morning routine struck the pony, but this was a lot more comfortable than the outhouse even when conditions weren't as hot. The hammock was soft and so were Ms Latrine's lips. Soft gulping sounds were heard but they weren't nearly as distracting as the buzzing of flees. Applejack's pee came in a steady trickle, stretched in time but never so powerful Ima had to invoke her magic to cope with it. Its taste was strong, but not at all nasty. The apple diet was well picked up by Ima's taste buds. This was probably the most pleasant wiz she had received since she had arrived in this town. And she was all too happy to clean the source when the flow stopped. Shifting her muzzle Ms Latrine had to penetrate the plump ass cheeks to reach the mare's anus. This time she had to employ her hooves to keep Applejack's butt from suffocating her. The blond pony was considerate and waited until Ima was comfortable before starting to press out her waste. She knew her own poop and handed it over slowly so Ms Latrine could easily process it. Applejack's stool was quite dry and tough. To process it Ima had to chew it well and coat it in saliva before sending it down. Her customer considerately only had her handle on horse apple at the time, while also stretching her time to read. Finding a new meaning of comfort, Applejack was enjoying this more with every chunk she let out. As promised there was no smell, no unladylike sounds, no nastiness splashing up from below and no bugs teasing her. And then when her rectum was empty came the cleaning, which wasn't all that convenient when relying on hooves. Ima's tongue brushed around taking away any nasty bits, then dove in to clean out the sphincter. That treat felt so heavenly, the blond pony forgot all about her newspaper and simply sat back panting like a dog and wondering how much it would cost to have Ima do this for a full day, all day long. "That's mighty heavenly, Ms Latrine. You sure know how to please a pony. Forget what I said, yesterday. You're the best at what you do! And I will come here more often. Only I..." Finished with the job the grey unicorn pulled her muzzle off the mare's ass allowing her to stand up and step away from the hammock. Then she crawled out from the depression and met up with her customer. "Only what?" "I'm not that wealthy. I mean, we do make good money but it supports four ponies' needs. I don't have that many bits to spend daily. I wish I could, but..." "Yes, well maybe we can make a deal later. I hear you Apples make some great cider. Or perhaps a steady supply of apples? Or perhaps..." Ms Latrine passed Applejack, then raised her tail and winked. "Or perhaps we should switch places sometimes? I could teach you how to do this!" For a moment the sight of Ms Latrine's exposed rear sent Applejack into a trance and the suggestion of switching places teased her brains. But that meant... Applejack grabbed her head with her hooves as she realised what it was Ms Latrine could teach. "I'm not that kind of pony!" But Ms Latrine chuckled, then levitated one of her amphora near the curtains and placed it in front of Applejack. Bits nearly reached the rim. "And that's just my first day. When you do it right, you get rewarded. Once one unlearns that it's nasty, it does become easier." Applejack gazed at the coins and wondered if she was in the right business. Unlearn that... Again she hit herself on the head trying to get the thought out of her. Meanwhile Ms Latrine made her way to her mini bathroom to wash up. "No need to decide on becoming a pupil just yet. But if you are poor as you say, and you want my treat so badly... Nothing comes for free, except this one time." The blond pony stared at the ground embarrassed and ashamed. The concept seemed nasty still, but somehow the idea was less nasty now than it was a day earlier. Certainly the way Ima had handled her had turned her idea about the concept of a "toilet pony". But the idea of becoming one as well simply was a bridge too far. "No offence, Ms Latrine. But I'm not that kind of pony. I will never be able to handle this issue the way you handle it. And besides I don't have a magic horn to help me. And I don't want to acquire a bad reputation for me and my family. Erm... No offence." The grey unicorn emerged again having freshened herself up. "My 'reputation' isn't as bad as you think. My customers are nearly always happy when I get to work on them. It's really not a bad deal. As for my magic..." Ima laid her front hoof on Applejack's neck and cuddled her briefly. "I didn't need my magic on you. It really depends on the pony and the diet. You've got a good classic pony diet, balanced and full of fibre! But I don't want to force the idea on you. I do need to make a living, so from now on you are required to pay me for this service, as any other pony. Whether you pay me in bits or pay me with something that is worth those bits may be up for discussion. I'm sure you've got a creative mind. Now it's time to go home and help your family! Have a good day!" The unicorn let go of the mare and escorted her out. For now Applejack had other issues to worry about, but knowing that before the end of the day she would probably have to use the old outhouse again made her wonder if the deal Ima Latrine suggested was really as awful as it sounded. Perhaps at night, when all ponies were asleep and nopony could see her she could...

From her room up at Sugarcube Corner Pinkie Pie had a prime vantage point on the town. She was staring at the street below, bored to death and overheating. The steady flow of wind from her tiny fan did little to relief her. The shop would not open for another week, but even if it did, Pinkie Pie would not be much of a help at this point spreading sweat all over the treats. For the last few days she had been observing the dark wagon. Steadily the number of ponies entering was on the rise. At one point that morning there had been a queue of ponies at the door. One thing was sure: those ponies didn't come just for socialising! A shadow fell on the pink pony's face as a blue pegasus came to hover above her window. She looked up and sighed, then stepped aside to let Rainbow Dash into her room. Not a moment too soon, for Rainbow Dash' profuse sweating made her less aerodynamic and she was panting heavily from the effort when she touched the ground. "Hi, Pinkie Pie! I've got some great news. I just saw an ice cream vendor travelling along the road into Ponyville. He should be on the main square within the hour." Pinkie briefly laughed, but was too uncomfortable to show her usual enthusiasm. "Finally! I'll get my purse. I'll buy you a treat when we get there!" For a moment the blue pegasus gazed upon the town and the new wagon, shaking her head disapprovingly. Pinkie Pie came up to her and sighed to show her discomfort at the new situation. "Rainbow Dash, did you notice Ms Latrine's business has been booming ever since she came here? Lots of ponies go in there and when they come out... Their faces don't look like they just went to have a cup of tea." Rainbow Dash nodded and faced Pinkie with a disgusted look. "Yeah! I noticed that too. Ponyville's population is on the rise. I guess we'll get more and more weirdoes in time." When she was strapped up Pinkie turned to the pegasus. "It's not just the newcomers who go there. Almost half of Ponyville must have tried it by now. Cheerilee, Vinyl, Derpy, Berry Punch and Rose... This is getting popular. I'm almost tempted to..." "Oh, not you too?" Pinkie Pie shook her head. "Not yet, some of our friends..." She pointed below as suddenly Rarity and Fluttershy past by the road below and turned towards the new restroom. They seemed happy and relaxed, chattering as they approached. "Oh... I forgot my purse! Now I'll have to fly home and catch up later!" "No worries, Flutter! I'll treat you! I'm sure Ima won't mind." Rainbow Dash watched both ponies make their way up to the wagon, then they entered as if it were a cafe cheering and joking. "Fluttershy?" With a worried look Pinkie Pie nodded to confirm. "Yes, I heard Angel destroyed her bathroom a few days ago. So now she uses Latrine for her private business." Rainbow Dash turned her look at wagon, not trying to imagine what they were doing. "Fluttershy? Well so much for 'kindness'! Using a pony's mouth as a toilet? How could anypony do such a thing?" Pinkie Pie led the way to the door as she shrugged. "Time to get some ice cream. Let's not break our minds today."

Conveniently the ice cream vendor had set up his trailer right next to Ms Latrine's business. A queue had already formed even as the vendor was still setting up his shop. As soon as the shop opened the line quickly shrunk as the ice cream pony was quite efficient. Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash were about in the middle of the queue and steadily got closer and closer to the trailer. Right when they passed the border between Latrine's shop and the ice cream vendor did Rarity and Fluttershy emerge chattering and giggling. Rainbow Dash eyed them angrily. "Did you two have a good time in there? Did you have fun filling up Latrine's mouth? Seems to me you did!" Rarity turned to her friend with an annoyed look. "Dashie! Knock it off! Ima Latrine does a great job! Over half of Ponyville uses her and more ponies try her out every day. Soon you'll be considered the odd ones!" "Odd? She's..." "Dashie!" Now Fluttershy raised her voice. "My bathroom is totally ruined and I can't fix it. I can't have it fixed until the Plumber returns. Without Ima's help, I probably would have had to use the woods and that's just nasty, isn't it? Ima helps everypony who knocks her door! Please be a bit considerate. After all, I don't see you help with the rotting sewage or fixing those broken outhouses down the road. Latrine's efforts do make a difference on days like this!" Off they went as Rainbow Dash watched them in disbelief. Behind her ponies started coughing to get her attention on the gap in the queue in front of her. Pinkie Pie stood right behind the next pony family being served. There were two adults and three fillies. When Rainbow Dash caught up with her friend she watched the ice cream vendor serving the fillies. Not surprisingly they all went for chocolate and five times in a row the vendor's tap swirled the brown goodness onto the cone. As Rainbow Dash watched she suddenly began having second thoughts about having ice cream, making the obvious association. But since Pinkie Pie was treating her refusing a cone would be impolite to say the least. "So, what should it be?" Rainbow Dash' attention drifted for a moment, then she focussed on selecting a flavour. Nothing that could remind her of the business next door, for sure! "Erm, I'll have a strawberry flavoured ice cone, please." Within moments the cone was filled and handed to her wing which she used to hold it. "And you?" "Oh I'll have strawberry too. And a raspberry cone. And a pistachio, banana, passion fruit, lemon, orange, plumb, peach and a vanilla one. "Coming right up!" While Pinkie Pie brought up the correct amount of money the vendor placed a special platter in the exchange desk. It was seated on a foot and raised. Its surface was covered in holes in which each a cone could be placed. On the side of the customer there was a special handle designed to be held by a pony's mouth. Once the platter was complete and the money counted both ponies were on their way. For some reason though the waiting line had shifted from the side of the dark wagon to straight across the road. Side lines were forming as now nearly all of Ponyville converged on the vendor. On top of that, Pinkie Pie's platter weighed down on her due to the number of cones. So they couldn't go far. Rainbow led the way to the most convenient spot: the shade of the trailer. Quickly the pink pony put down her food which just started to melt. "Pinkie Pie! That's a lot of ice cream! You can't handle that on a day like this." But the pink pony looked at her arrogantly. "Allow me to introduce myself, rainbow one; I'm Pinkie Pie and I can handle ice cream on any day. Plus, it has been over a month since I had my last cone. So please step aside and let me at them!" Before Dash could reply Pinkie Pie rolled her tongue out like a snake and coiled around the nearest cone. A moment later the whole cone disappeared into her mouth and was chewed up. All the while Rainbow Dash carefully licked her cone watching her friend with a cringe. "Sweet Luna, that's cold! Just what a pony needs on a day like this!" A moment later the second cone disappeared into the pony. Then the third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and finally the seventh, eighth, ninth and tenth cone nearly simultaneously were devoured. Pinkie Pie's cheeks were bulging as she munched in pleasure. Meanwhile the pegasus was still on her single cone, not even halfway eaten.

Pinkie Pie licked her lips searching for the last drop of cream. Her belly bulged and she rolled onto her back hardly able to keep her balance. A little gurgle could be heard from her belly. Her pegasus friend watched her with a worry. "Pinkie Pie, that was actually a dumb thing to do. Remember Spike's little ice cream adventure?" The pink pony giggled while gurgles were getting more numerous and louder by the moment. "Oh silly, I'm Pinkie Pie! No one can handle sugar the way I can!" Now a hard cramp hit the pony's belly. "It's not just the sugar; it's the chill! Ice cream is cold while your body is overheated! So what happens next?" As the pegasus spoke her words, Pinkie Pie's belly answered. Craps hit her and things were moving. She placed her hooves on her belly in an effort to tame it, but that had no effect. "O-Oh!" Rainbow Dash grabbed her front hoof and pulled her on her feet. "Come on, Pinkie! We need to get you home now!" Sugarcube Corner was across the street, yet it seemed so far away. Her belly didn't seem to want to wait as the craps were moving and seemed unstoppable. "No! No-no-no-Noooooo! Not in public! I won't make it!" Ima Latrine who at the time was at the back of her wagon almost next to the two ponies swung open her door and called to them. "Come inside quickly, ponies! No time to waste!" The pegasus turned her head and raised her fist at the unicorn. "Never!" But her friend jumped from the side of the wagon straight onto the stairs and then straight inside after Ms Latrine. "No! Pinkie Pie! Don't go!" With a beat of her wing Rainbow Dash flew up and pursued her friend into the trailer. But by the time she orientated herself and stepped toward the curtains, Pinkie Pie was already into the hammock with her butt on Ima Latrine's muzzle. She looked at her friend apologizing for this situation. A moment later her anus opened and the flow started. There was no sound or smell. Only a gulping sound as Latrine worked to ingest Pinkie's waste. The load consisted of a combination of fudge and liquid. This allowed the grey unicorn to process the flow quickly. The mess was also extremely sweet due to Pinkie's diet consisting mostly of sugar. Ima was handed a treat which seemed like a combination chocolate mousse and hot whipped cream. Pinkie's waste was a dessert more than a nasty deposit. "Pinkie Pie! How could you?" First the pony felt embarrassed and a shame, but soon she realised how fortunate she was Ima Latrine was there to help. Now she felt ashamed about her stalking and judging of her friends. Indeed, this wasn't bad and the pony below her only did her best to help ponies in need. "Imagine, Dashie, how it would have been for both of us, if this explosion had happened right there in front of all those ponies. How would you feel cleaning that up, apologising and explaining my stupid move? Imagine how I would feel if that had happened! But it didn't. Ima Latrine was there. She's here to help and because of her we were saved from that embarrassment. We should really be thankful rather than judgmental." Rainbow Dash watched as her friend relieved herself. She couldn't hear any of it, nor could she smell any stench other than pony sweat. She did see Ima's cheeks bulge in frequency and hear her swallow. The pegasus realised she was violating Pinkie's privacy now and turned to the front of the wagon leaving them be. Her guts were emptied in minutes. The stream didn't let up until the temperature in her belly had reached normal levels. The lip seal on her anus kept the whole thing inside beyond anypony's view. A burning feel was felt on the sphincter caused by the force of the flow. When finally the dump ended Ima's tongue began to work and soothed the burn. As all those ponies before her Pinkie Pie found the move to be one of the most enjoyable scratches she had ever felt. She closed her eyes and relaxed with a sigh. The crisis was over, her emergency brought to a good end and now she had to make it up the unicorn whom she had clearly misjudged. "I'm so sorry I treated you so badly, Ima. You really are a good pony and a good friend to have around. Please forgive my rudeness. I hope we can still be friends." The pink pony raised her rear up as soon as Ima pulled her muzzle off her butt. She lowered her head in submission. "Of course we can still be friends, Pinkie! You can come whenever you like in times of need. But I don't think we are finished yet here. After all this is a free session and I think your bladder is full as well." Ima was correct in her guess. The pony felt the urge as soon as it was mentioned. She obeyed the unicorn and sat down onto the hammock again, onto the pony's muzzle and let go of her piss. As expected her piss too was contained loads of sugar and was more sweet than salt. Ima for a moment pondered what success it might have if sold as a pop soda. It was that good!

Pouting and irritated the blue pegasus waited on one of Ms Latrine's benches for her friend to re-emerge. She was upset at her friend's demise and conversion to Ima's business, but she also understood Pinkie Pie would have made a huge mess for both of them to clean if the grey unicorn hadn't been there. The horror of having to clean up a pool of stinking crap in the middle of this hot day in front of that crowd scared her more than any failures at flying did. They would both have been a laughing stock for a long time to come. But that didn't happen, only because of Latrine's quick intervention. Eventually both ponies came out from the back of the wagon to meet up with Rainbow Dash. And even though she did not at all approve of Ima's trade, she did want to mend some of the wounds. "Ms Latrine, I'm awfully sorry about my slander and rage against you. I did not realise what you did was actually helpful to ponies. I guess to each their own. I just can't imagine using somepony's mouth as a toilet, or any good coming from that." Ima sat down next to the pegasus and Pinkie Pie sat down next to Latrine's other side. "I understand, dear. And you don't have to. But I don't mind doing what I do. It is my talent and comes with a lot of benefits. Plus it pays good as you may be aware. Ponies are not giving me a hard time with is when they do this. It is one of these things hardly anyone wants to do, one of these jobs that takes a special kind of pony to do. And it's a fact that a mouth is genuinely more comfortable than a hard surface and a friendly tongue beats cheap, rough and ripping paper any day." The pegasus nodded quietly and the unicorn turned to the pink pony on her other side. "You'll be getting diabetes very soon, if you don't improve your diet, little pony! Everything is so sweet you could offer it as candy. That means you're taking in more sugar than your body can store or even absorb. Do you know what diabetes is?" Pinkie Pie looked up in shock as she had a vague knowledge about the disease. One of the consequences was that ponies were denied any form of substantial sugar for the rest of their lives. Her look turned sad and apologetic. "There is still time, but you have got to turn around that diet. Turn to hay, vegetables and water! No more excesses, pony. Or at least not until you reach normal sugar levels." The pink pony looked upon the unicorn ready to cry, then looked down. "I suppose you're right. My doctor keeps telling me, but I don't really listen when authority talks down on me. And I don't like doctors in general." "Well, then... Do realise that if diabetes takes hold of you, it never really cures and you'll be seeing doctors a lot more often. Things tend to shut down when that disease hits. And then..." "I know... I know... I will try and improve my diet. But working at Sugarcube Corner has this side effect." Next to Ima Rainbow Dash was all ears. Ms Latrine could tell a pony's health situation from a pony's waste? It made sense since doctors took tests like that as well. "Well, then perhaps you should start looking for some other job? Something that doesn't involve handling unhealthy food. Some hard labour perhaps? Or perhaps find a place where food isn't as tasty is it's where you work now? Whatever you choose to do, you should make a decision soon or risk the consequences everypony dreads."

"Are you some kind of doctor, Ms Latrine?" The unicorn turned to Rainbow Dash. "I'm not. But I'm an expert at what I do. Years of experience have enabled me to pick up things that are amiss in pony's faeces and urine. Imbalances in their diets, illnesses, fevers, excess drinking and the use of intoxicating substances can all be detected from what comes out. Does this answer your question?" Hesitantly the pegasus nodded. "So, you know a thing or two about what comes out?" Ima nodded to confirm. "Well then... Maybe you can help me with this... It's erm... Kind of hard for me to talk about. You see..." Obviously this was a little hard for the pegasus to talk about. Her friend listening in didn't make it any easier. So Ms Latrine did the sensible thing and turned to the pony behind her. "Pinkie Pie, would you mind leaving us alone for now? I think this should be a private conversation so your friend can talk more easily." Pinkie Pie didn't protest and walked out quietly. Then Ms Latrine returned to the pegasus. "Please, continue!" Again, Rainbow Dash hesitated but Ms Latrine came up and sat down next to her again and smiled friendly at her. "My belly doesn't work that well. Last time I went to the john's was Tuesday. The time before that was Saturday and the time before that Wednesday. Most ponies get it at least once a day, while I don't and my belly hurts at time." Ima nodded attentively. "You are constipated? Irregular? How long has this been going on?" "All my life! But I don't like to talk about 'that' issue. It's not like I'm dying or anything. It's just very inconvenient. When I get to do weather patrols or perform stunts, I sometimes have to bite my lip to make it through." Again Ima nodded. "It's probably a lack of fibre, since most other causes would have killed you long time ago. Many pegasi have this problem, even some of the most famous ones! Cloudsdale doesn't grow hay and it's impossible to store it up there. So my first advice for you is to start eating lots of fibre, wherever you can find it and whatever you find tasty enough. You no longer live in Cloudsdale, you live in Ponyville! So at least half of what you eat must consist of fibre. Remember that first of all you are a pony." A slight smile cracked on Dashie's face. The advice was sound and made sense. Her knowledge of the nutritious of food was limited, so her next stop probably should be Twilight's library. "As for now, do you want me to help you relief yourself? Do you want my service?" Rainbow Dash looked up in shock. She almost said 'yes' on the spot. But to crap in somepony's mouth? "I... I don't want to crap in a pony's mouth. That's just nasty! Ponies don't do that!" But the unicorn was firm. "Rainbow Dash! Have you no ears? I've been telling you again and again that I don't mind! You see... this is my mouth. By birth right it is my property. And if I will allow somepony to use my mouth as a toilet then that is my choice, my prerogative and my right, is it not? I help ponies every day by letting them use my mouth and that is my right as much as it is your right to use your wings and fly. And if you want me to help you, then you will want me to offer you my mouth to assist and monitor. Of course you can always see a doctor and have it done there. They'll charge you twenty bits to check out and confirm what I just told you. Then they'll charge you ten bits for the treatment and another ten bits for the medication you can take home and which will run out sooner than you think so they can charge you yet again. Or you can accept my help which will cost you nothing today, two or three bits if continued and maybe ten additional bits for a continued monitoring until your health improves? That's a bargain, isn't it?" Much to her dislike Rainbow Dash admitted Ima Latrine made sense and had her point. All her life had she complained about this issue to her doctors and all her life they had done nothing but dismiss the issue and charged her anyway. Now perhaps this unicorn could set her free from her pains. And reluctantly she gave in.

"Ok, Ms Latrine. I'm on board and willing to try. Now what do I do." Expecting to be led to the back of the wagon as was done to Pinkie Pie but the grey unicorn stopped her and pushed her back onto her bench. "Not yet! First you'll need to get a treat." Ima retrieved her empty purse, then extracted a handful of bits from one of the amphora. She walked to the door and opened it to find Pinkie Pie waiting for her friend. "Pinkie, can you please do me a favour? I need you to get us the exact same amount and kind of ice cream as you did for yourself earlier. Then bring it inside!" All too happy to help out her new friend and somewhat redeem herself to the unicorn Pinkie Pie jumped up and snatched the purse from Ima. Luckily by now the vendor had managed to work through the long line that had formed earlier and now dealt with some of the last customers. It took her little time to purchase the set she had purchased earlier. She was in luck all the flavours she asked before were still available. Once the exchange was complete she hopped back over to the neighbour where she joined Rainbow Dash and Ima Latrine completing her task. "Well done, Pinkie! Let's all move to the back." The door was shut and the sign at the door was turned around to reveal the word "closed". Ima led the two ponies towards the back then was set to settle once again into her depression. But this time some more instructions were needed. "Pinkie Pie, we will have to recreate your mistake with Rainbow Dash. So I suggest you help out and feed her. Once the effects set in your friend should be freed from her pains for at least today. Meanwhile you, my dear feathered one, should take advantage of the moment to empty your bladder while you consume the ice cream." "My bladder?" "Exactly! It may or may not be full. Once the effects of the ice cream takes hold you may not be able to control your bladder and make a mess. Your friend here was lucky she didn't accidentally pee while she had her explosion. I don't want any risks and I don't want to clean lay in your waste water!" Reluctantly the pegasus landed her rear into the hammock as soon as the unicorn had settled underneath. Obeying Ima's instructions Rainbow Dash placed her mare parts onto the unicorn's muzzle. Quickly the lips sealed it all in and within moments the pegasus' pee started to flow down the unicorn's throat. At first Rainbow Dash felt awkward for doing this, but soon she realised there really wasn't anything to it. Pinkie Pie started bringing up cones for her to munch on. Imitating her friend's style the pegasus took them in whole and devoured them in quick order. Even before the last cone was gone her belly started to make sounds and rumbled. Ima received a taste of classic pony pee, salty and slightly bitter, but nothing off the chart. The pegasus' bladder wasn't that full at the time and managed to empty itself well before the pony finished her ice cream. Ms Latrine moved quickly to clean her client up to satisfaction before moving her muzzle onto the aft where soon hell was to be unleashed. Being busy with munching ice cream Rainbow Dash noticed very little, except for the feel of her bladder being emptied. When the unicorn cleaned her she felt a little bit awkward about being touched there, but the feeling wasn't that bad that she would protest and move off the muzzle. The matter was that she simply needed some more time to get used to the idea. As soon as the last cone was devoured the rumbles in her belly became ever louder. Everything seemed to be moving, digested and digesting food from days on end all converged on the same part of her body. Cramp hit her for a moment and she convulsed. "Don't fight it, Rainbow Dash. Let it slide! You'll feel a lot better soon." Considering her friend's privacy Pinkie Pie stepped back and returned to the front of the wagon taking with her the empty platter. Her friend followed her advice and did no longer resist the moves her body was making. On her butt she could feel Ima's lip creating a lock and for the first time felt safe having that muzzle there. Even if she did reconsider, nothing could stop the flow. Cramps hit for a moment, but the pegasus relaxed and let them run. She relaxed her body and took her hooves off the ground settling within the hammock which was more than adequate to support her weight and kept her stable in place. All her effort was focused on the disposal of her waste. The anus opened and soon thick pasted fell down into the unicorn's muzzle. Extremely bitter and chunky Ima invoked her magic to trick her taste and to separate the odour from her breath. Without chewing she sent it down as quickly as she could, bulging her cheeks and producing lots of saliva to help it slide. A river of pony dung had appeared and flowed inside her containing the digested remains of all the meals Rainbow Dash had eaten for days on end. And it all had to go to her stomach. Knowing very well what she was passing onto Ms Latrine Rainbow Dash was in awe about the unicorn's skills. Any other pony would likely be puking right now and if it were a regular toilet she would be the one puking from the stench. Taking a dump usually was a slow and difficult process, but on the occasion it happened like this, all in one go, water closets notoriously clogged and overflowed. Rainbow Dash dreaded her reputation back in Cloudsdale when she was young for being one of the main causes of sewage overflow. All was fine here in Ms Latrine's care. No embarrassment, nothing to be ashamed of. Ima knew what she was doing and ingested the pegasus' waste quick and efficiently. Rainbow Dash could still feel her belly in action, but none of the splatter that would notoriously spoil her feather and hit the walls escaped the lock. She couldn't even hear the sound of her gas passing out along with her waste. Her guts were being emptied releasing lots of pressure from within her. Already the pegasus was hooked and found the use of Latrine not only acceptable, but even a necessity as long as her condition did not improve. Feeling her belly swell Ima set her magic to work and improve her body's capacity. Both Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash required a complete drain in short order and that came on top of the rest of her customers' waste. In her belly a secret special army of enzymes were set on the job of digestion. Finally after nearly have an hour of none-stop defecating Rainbow Dash' guts were empty. Her last few releases contained little more than pressured gas, signalling the end of the ordeal to Dashie. She remained relaxed in the hammock and marvelled the tongue now working hard to clean her butt. A crack-clean butt to show everypony! Rainbow Dash even contemplated going straight to Rarity and show off her butt for a change as her friend had done. Now the realisation came at what she had just done. A shock came over the pegasus when she realised she had just done what she swore never to do: use another pony's mouth as a toilet. And now she wasn't even upset for there was nothing to be upset about. The grey unicorn's tongue removed every trace of dung on top and within her pucker hole. Then she was released, but remained in the hammock even as Ms Latrine got up finding that position so relaxing she almost fell asleep.

"So, are you still upset?" The blue pegasus looked up at the smiling unicorn. She then ran her hoof across her belly and noticed the comfortable feeling of having all that pressure removed. So with a sign of shame the pegasus shook her head, then found some strength to offer the unicorn a more suitable thanks. "That... was... AWESOOOOOME!" The unicorn chuckled and moved into her bathroom. "I'm glad to hear it. I noticed you enjoyed all that. Do take care of your diet, darling. Fibre! Lots and lots of fibre! From now until your manes turned grey." "Yes I did." Rainbow passed the bathroom door and waited. "It was a very nice feeling. And I'm really sorry about the hard time I gave you. I doubt there is anypony out there who can achieve your skills. They are unique! And I can see the point of having a toilet pony to rely on. But I'm afraid being alone at this will get you in trouble at some point. If everypony in town were to come here in a day, where would you store it?" With her hoof she pointed at the bulge now formed at the unicorn's belly containing what was once inside the pegasus. Ima stepped outside the bathroom joining Rainbow Dash en route to the front of the wagon. "Don't you worry about that, my dear. It's part of the trade. No profession ever comes with only fun and laughter. To earn a living, one must also accept the hard parts of the trades one does. I do take breaks when I can and my diet is well adapted to my profession. My stomach will take care of this and within the hour this bulge will be gone, unless my next customer has the runs as well." Ima giggled and Rainbow Dash joined it, forced and uneasy. She met up with Pinkie Pie who was all too happy to see both. She jumped up and hugged the pegasus. "You are both welcome to my wagon whenever you feel like it. Come by anytime!" Rainbow Dash stepped close to her and cuddled Ima with her wing. "Thanks so much for your help. If you ever feel like hanging out when you're off work, we will be good company. I promise!" Then Pinkie Pie hopped up close and cuddled Ms Latrine as well, then pointed her hoof to Sugarcube Corner across the street. "And if you feel like having a snack of regular food, you may come over and pick a treat. I'll buy it for you! No sweat, girl! Friends?" The unicorn blushed not used to having customers socialise this intense. Then she hugged and cuddled back. "Friends!"

Both Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash left the stairs to face the hot afternoon once again. Behind them Ima Latrine waved them goodbye before letting in yet another mare. This one was a unicorn with a clue pelt and white and blue manes and an hourglass on her flanks. Then the door closed behind the two ponies. To their surprise right in front of them in the middle of the road stood both Rarity and Fluttershy eyeing them disapprovingly and in disgust. For a moment Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash felt uneasy with the angry looks. Rarity stepped forward to confront Pinkie Pie, while Fluttershy did the same with Rainbow Dash. "Pinkie Pie, how could you? You of all ponies! Did you have a good laugh while you were..." The unicorn gasped. "...Filling her up? How disgusting!" Then Fluttershy poked Rainbow Dash' belly feeling how it lacked the regular bloated feel." "And you, Rainbow Dash? You're not one of those weirdo ponies, are you? Using her mouth as a toilet? Taking a crap on her tongue? And only because she allowed you to, because she enjoys it and because her expert skills were exactly what you needed in your time of need!" When Rarity started her tirade Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash were baffled and for a moment ashamed of their exposure. But Fluttershy's outburst wasn't really a lecture, but more of a tease to show the obvious. The ponies burst into laughter and hugged each other. A shy Applejack joined them having heard the conversation from a distance and seeing the two ponies leave the wagon. "Seech! I suppose there's no shame in using that restroom, is there?" Rainbow Dash shook her head cheerfully. "No more than there is shame in using the spa to take a bath. Or having dinner at the restaurant. It's the same thing you'll do at home, but this is simply better!" All ponies nodded to agree. Fluttershy lowered her head though in a bit of a shame. "I do feel bad about how we reacted to her first appearance. We were jerks, weren't we? Don't you girls think we should make it up?" Rainbow Dash hugged Fluttershy with enthusiasm agreeing wholeheartedly. "Totally! We should soon throw a party for her. A belated welcome party so awesome it will draw the last neigh-sayers to her business!" Pinkie Pie hopped frantically and joined the idea. "I'm so with you, girls. We should plan this soon. Maybe next weekend?" Then Rarity came in. "I too agree. But you should mind one small issue. Working at your own party all the time is no fun at all! We all know it, for we all had such parties, didn't we? Having a crowd eating and drinking for hours on end... A whole crowd! So what will start to happen after the first hour or so? Where do you think all these ponies will go to do their business?" Pointing at the wagon, the unicorn made her point obvious. Applejack nodded agreeing with Rarity. "We will have to think about that one, don't we? Ima Latrine very much enjoys what she does obviously, so she would likely be happy to provide her restroom service during any party. But if she does that, how will we ever get to just socialise and talk to her and chill out? She will be too busy with everypony. We will need a solution!" Again all ponies agreed with the points made, but for now could not find a solution to solve this dilemma. It gave them a lot of food for thought.

The five mares started walking down the road through Ponyville. Rainbow Dash lead the way followed closely by a hopping Pinkie Pie. "So... What should we do next? It's still too hot for anything exciting I suppose." The blue pegasus stared at her target. "We should go to the library! Ms Latrine told me I should get a change of diet. A diet with lots of fibre to help me with..." Dash pointed at her belly a little bit ashamed to bring this up in their midst. Applejack winked at her approving and assuring. "So you'll need some book to tell you all about pony diets and food properties? That's not a bad idea. I bet we could all use some information. For if we could mind our diet, I bet Ima will appreciate it when we use her service." A moment later the five ponies entered the library to find Twilight and Spike were in the midst of shelving some of the books while fans ran at their top speed to keep the place as chilled as possible. The bell alerted them and a friendly look greeted the ponies entering. "Good afternoon, girls? Any plans for today?" The ponies smiled back and Applejack took the lead. "We need some reading material, Twilight. Do you have any books about pony diets, the nutritional value of food and food properties?" "Diets, huh? Spike, you know where to look! Let's help our friends." The little dragon ran off to the next room. "Why, if I may ask? Are you girls planning some cooking tonight?" Applejack shook her head. "No, we would just want to see how we can adjust our diet. Rainbow Dash needs more fibre, Pinkie Pie needs less sugar, Fluttershy needs more to eat and Rarity needs to lay off chocolate and find something to substitute. As for me... Well... I'm perfect, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to find food to soften it just a little bit." Confused about Applejack's extrapolation Twilight had her horn glow to open the door for Spike. His little arms carried a large stack of books dealing with any topic relating to food, health issues and diets. Once they were set on the ground the ponies were free to pick whatever book they wanted. "Erm... Fibre? Sugar? Why do you girls need to change your diet?" "Need or want is more accurate. Some of us need to while some of us may want to. Ima Latrine has been giving us some pointers to improve our health and our stool. So that's why we need this info." The name rang a faint bell in Twilight's mind. "Ima Latrine? Ima Latrine?" Now she remembered. The new pony who came to Ponyville nearly a week ago. "Ima Latrine? Our new nutcase? What pointer could she give?" "I beg your pardon, Twilight, but Ima is no nutcase. She's just a little eccentric and really nice. She's been helping us and gave us some insight into the shortcomings in our diets. So that's why we need these books to help us adjust and help with..." Princess Twilight could not believe what she heard. The new unicorn was handing out pointers to ponies' diets. And how could she get any insight on their diets? Just by looking? Or perhaps some interrogations extracting patterns and facts? "Did you talk to her?" Applejack shook her head. "She doesn't talk much, certainly not while she's busy. But so far she has been spot on as far as we can tell." "While... She's... Busy?" Of course that meant Ima Latrine really did... But how could her friends agree with that?" "Please, Applejack... Please tell me you didn't... use her?" For a moment Applejack felt embarrassed to admit it, but the other mares soon flanked her in support. "Yes... Yes I did. We all did. We and now over half the time used and use Latrine to do our business." As she uttered her words Applejack gave Twilight a serious look. "And no, it's not wrong to do so. This is her trade and we needed her service. And she provided her restroom service better than the fanciest lavatory in all of Equestria could. She's good, Twilight. She's the best toilet pony anypony could ask for." All the mares in front of her nodded and concurred with Applejack. For a moment Twilight's eye twitched in disbelief. Were all her friends suddenly turned into perverts? Had they all lost their mind? Was there some kind of spell put on them causing this behaviour? "I... I can't believe what I just heard? You ponies used Ima's mouth to..." All the ponies nodded again causing the alicorn to hide her head under her hooves trying to escape from this reality. This was probably the most disgusting thing she had ever heard and so uncharacteristic of her friends that she found it more likely that she was dreaming this rather than Applejack's words being true. But this was no dream and the ponies surrounded her and touched her softly to calm her down. "I know this sounds insane, sugar cube, but Ms Latrine was really ok with us doing this and it almost feels natural when you get to do it. Trust me! If you cared to give it a try..." The princess looked up in shock dismissing her friend's suggesting out right. "Oh no, I do not use ponies as my toilet. I'm a princess and..." Rarity stepped in assertively. "Yes, you are a princess. A princess to all ponies including her. Will you be judging everypony on the basis of what you personally enjoy or not, on what you personally find acceptable or disgusting. Ms Latrine really doesn't do any harm and I'm sure she would be honoured if a princess would use her service." Again the alicorn's eyes twitched. "...Her service? You mean, her mouth to..." All the mares nodded. "You ponies are insane! She must have put a spell on you! She is evil! Nopony ever uses somepony's mouth for that business. Nopony!" Now Rainbow Dash stepped in. "Nopony except over half the town! And every hour yet more ponies try her and return soon to try again! Lighten up, Twilight. This really isn't a bad deal." But still the princess did not budge and felt fear taking over. "She's taking over Ponyville! And soon all of Equestria! That must be it. She wouldn't be the first unicorn out for power. She must be trying to find a powerbase. And our town has a growing population and may soon acquire a higher status with me as their resident. It makes perfect sense!" The mares around her watched her worried about their friend. "Sugar cube, calm down! She is not evil, she's helpful. She's like a doctor and a plumber all in one, helping everypony who wants or needs to be helped with their ehm..." "Enough!" Breaking out of the pony circle Twilight made her way upstairs where her pet dragon was hiding from all the arguing below. It was a good thing his ears didn't catch much of the conversation, but he did look very uncomfortable. He looked up anxiously at the princess when she came in, clearly upset. "Spike, you'll need to take a letter to the princess Celestia. Right now!" Within a moment the dragon took hold of a scroll and a quill. Behind Twilight the five mares rushed up the stairs and burst into the room, with Applejack at the lead. "Twilight, you're not planning on ousting Ms Latrine, are you? You are taking this all wrong!" The alicorn looked at Applejack and the other mares disapprovingly and in contempt. "An evil unicorn is not a pony to take lightly. You ponies know what could happen! I won't take any hasty decisions, but what has to be done has to be done! Spike, get set!" By now the dragon had placed the scroll into a holder and nodded. "Dear Princess Celestia, A unicorn by the name of Ima Latrine lately took up residence in our town. She claims to be a 'toilet pony' and has been offering and providing ponies assistance for their personal waste disposal by the use of her mouth. This clearly is an unnatural behaviour, an abomination to good behaviour and an absolutely disgusting choice of career. Over half of the ponies in folks are now customers and have by now used her at least once. My suspicion is she cast some kind of spell which draws ponies to her service and which clearly is the only logical explanation for their behaviour. Clearly this Ima Latrine is an evil unicorn out to take control over us and trying to disrupt good manners. Or she is just plain cuckoo and trying to disrupt good manners. If this situation continues to be, I may be forced to undertake drastic action and remove this thread of Equestria. Of course I will not do anything you disapprove of, but here in Equestria one does not ever use another pony's mouth as a toilet and such as such shall it remain. Yours truly Your faithful student, Princess Twilight Sparkle" A moment later the scroll was turned into smoke and was sent off through the open window. Around Twilight the other ponies looked at her in horror. Applejack's face changed from disbelief to outrage and she stepped close to Twilight to face her. "Sugar cube, I followed you into battle so many times in trust and good faith. But before I'll use my element against Ms Latrine, I will have to see some evidence of her evil intentions. I understand that from your perspective her methods and her trade seem disgusting, outrageous and incomprehensible, but that does not make her evil! She doesn't hurt anypony nor does she hurt herself as far as I can see. And I knew what I was doing even though at first I was having doubts. I knew what I was doing! And she helped me! She helped all of us! Care to try our outhouse right after my brother went in there? Well, be my guest! And be my guest at finding a spell which can change the odour of poop, which can deal with the splatters and stains it leave on fur, deals with emergency toilet visits, makes fixing public out lavatory's a joy and makes a doctor take you serious when you complain about cramps and belly problems! I'm really disappointed in you, 'Princess Twilight Sparkle'. Take my advice: if you want to be a princess you'll have to accept ponies with unusual behaviour and passion. Not everyone will have the same taste as you! Good day, missy!" All the ponies trotted out in quick order, only stopping to pick up the books they selected. Then the door slammed shut leaving a confused Twilight staring at the stairway, while her dragon assistant still hid under her bed. Then rage came through. "One does not use a pony's mouth as a toilet!"

Nearly instantly after Spike burned and sent off the scroll Twilight had him written did the scroll re-emerge above Princess Celestia's lap and fell on her hooves. Expecting it to be yet another cute friendship report, a kind of letter she hadn't had in a very long time, she quickly opened it and read the content. But this was no friendship report. Her ears perked and her face contorted as she read on, then she burst into laugh as she finished it. She turned her attention to one of her guards. "Please send for my sister. I think she should read this!"

A single candle was all that provided light in the library. Hooves hit the floor constantly as the young alicorn paced back and forth. By now Spike was sound asleep upstairs. She however could not rest until she found a strategy to deal with the unicorn enchanting her town. The problem was Twilight had no idea what she was dealing with. None of her magic books held any mention of 'toilet ponies' and whatever these might be up to. There was no mention of the skill, the cutie mark or the concept of the service Ima Latrine held. Twilight wondered if a trip to the Crystal Library might be the right option, since that library was the largest collection of record even dwarfing Canterlot's library. A flash of lightning struck outside and the young alicorn was startled by thunder for a moment. When she looked outside a familiar silhouette passed in front of the moon. Four pegasi pulled on Luna's chariot which was bearing straight to Twilight's door. Hastily Twilight ran for the door and opened it, polite to let Luna in. But the princess of the night remained outside jerking her head back to remove the hood of her cloak while she dismounted her chariot. "Princess Luna! What a pleasure! I'm afraid most folks have gone to bed and we weren't expecting a royal visit. I may call my friends but they've..." "Twilight Sparkle! Please join me for a stroll, my young pony." For a moment the young alicorn hesitated, but was quick to fall in line. The candle went out and the door fell shut. Luna beckoned her to walk next to her while sending her while letting her escort off duty and asking them to leave. Twilight wasn't sure what to make of this visit, but was happy for the occasion. "And so... What brings you here? A change of scene from Canterlot's busy nightlife?" "Neigh... We are here in response to your letter. Our sister is concerned about you and we have taken it upon us to straighten the situation, before anything unfortunate happens." Twilight nodded and perked her head up high as she realised they were heading toward Ima Latrine's dark wagon. Finally the menace would be dealt with. "Finally, somepony willing to step up and help me deal with this weirdo! Let's get this over with and return common sense to our little town!" A grin appeared on Twilight, seeing she had still allies, the most power allies in Equestria no less! With the alicorns on her side, Ms Latrine had no chance of keeping a grip on ponies. "Twilight, please be brave and stay calm. For tonight you may come to see that we alicorns still are ponies, organic and subject to all issues ponies are subject to." The young alicorn perked her ears and looked at Luna in confusion. "We eat food and drink water. And no matter how powerful our magic becomes, this reality is still true and our bodies still work as those of our ancestors. We may be royals, but first of all we are ponies! And we must be thankful our bellies work as they should. You must know that this is one of our most vulnerable spots and deadly if it breaks down." Still Twilight was confused and began to doubt Luna had a battle plan. They were calmly walking and when they reached the stairs at the wagon Luna took the lead. "What are you trying to say?" "That we cannot escape our nature nor can we deny it. Our bodies and its digestive system are no laughing matter. And a pony who dedicates herself to the health and service of our body is neither evil nor insane, even if her methods are unorthodox. The fact is that what Ms Latrine does works and helps ponies." The door opened and Lily, Daisy and Rose left the wagon together cheering and giggling. They seemed so happy Twilight found her thoughts about Ms Latrine having evil intentions somewhat shaken. "Please follow me, but please stay calm and don't rant at Ima!"

When the princesses entered Ima Latrine was relaxing on her bench while levitating amphora's to empty them. Bits cascaded into her vault and she seemed quite happy with her harvest today. Then she saw who came in and her eyes lit up. She nearly dropped an amphora but before it hit the ground a blue aura surrounded it and settled it down gently. "Luna!" Ima jumped onto the blue princess nearly knocking her over as she cuddled and hugged. The princess' wings provided a comfortable cover on Ima's back pressing in on her and hugging her back. Twilight was amazed at the event and did not expect this to be the outcome of this evening. When the hug was over Ima's horn lit up and took off Luna's cloak to store it on a hanger. "Remember my difficulties I had when I first visited Ponyville, during the Nightmare Night festival? That was not my only issue when I was set free from my banishment." When Ima had hung up the cloak she closed the door and switched the sign to "closed". "I was having health issues. My eating patterns were shaken and my bowels seemed to have a mind of their own for a very long time. I was having 'accidents'. One day I had to appear in front of a crowd and right then I..." The princess hid her face thinking of that event. "...Then I had an accident. I embarrassed myself and found myself the subject of ridicule. Can you imagine how you would feel if that happened." Twilight thought about that scenario and shivered at the thought of 'that' happening to her at any event. Ima settled down next to the dark princess and received a wing on her shoulder. "But right then, at that event, Ima Latrine was part of that crowd. When I apologised and retreated she immediately came to me and offered her help. In desperation I accepted her help. As a result..." Luna nuzzled the grey unicorn gratefully. "As a result I'm again healthy. My bowels are under control and accidents are a thing of the past. Plus I had the pleasure of experiencing a feeling that even the loos at the palace can't offer." Ima Latrine got up smiling and nodding at Twilight. "That's right. Luna and I are the best of friends. She comes to visit me whenever she can. Care to have a look?" Unable to comprehend what was being said Twilight shook her head in confusion, then felt awkward when suggested to witness princess Luna doing 'that'. "Are you sure?" Luna looked back as she turned to follow Ima and winked. "Come along! There is still a lot of talking to be done and I don't have all night."

Surreal the whole unfolding scene seemed to Twilight. Ima was already settling inside the depression, then used her horn to adjust the height of the hammock to Luna's size. Luna now turned around and when Ima's horn stopped glowing she began to settle. No sign of enchantment was noticeable nor seemed there to be discomfort with either Luna or Ima. "A... A... Are you about to..." Giggling the dark princess settled her rear into the hammock and into the hole until it touched Ima's muzzle. Then the muzzle was set in lock onto Luna's lady parts. Twilight gazed almost as if enchanted herself seeing the look on the princess' face as pressure was released. Ima's cheeks rhythmically bulged and then collapsed as she swallowed the royal water. "I... I can't believe you're doing that! You're a princess!" "Twilight, relax! There is nothing unnatural going on here. A princess is subject to her body as much as anypony else is. Do you see any distress on my part or Ima's part? Do you still think this is awkward? She is doing something right now that nopony else can, or at least not as good as she. Her magic may not be as broad and strong as yours, as ours. But it is focussed on the task, helping her do her job. And ever since she came to my aid, I have been helping her as well; coaching her on her magic skills and helping her improve her service. That she is able to withstand the royal wee without gag or spill is due to her focus. Tell me, Twilight, are you interested in magic, this magic which enables Ima to manipulate her body to do the unthinkable?" A curiosity perked Twilight's mind. Ima's horn glowed as the salty royal water flowed into her belly. A lot of volume was filling up that pony and she managed to keep it flowing in with no sign of trouble. Then, after the princess was cleaned, the muzzle shifted to the anus and locked it down. A sense of shock came over Twilight as it was clear to see Luna was holding her breath to push. "Oh, mother of..." But Luna winked and pointed at the unicorn under her. There was no sign of any stress. The horn glowed continuously as Ima worked on the dark princess' stool. And there was a lot for her to work on as the princess was a lot bigger than the average pony. "Do you smell anything?" Twilight sniffed and found no foul odour rising up. There was only a faint fragrance of incense, her own pony scent and the princess' perfume to pick up. And neither were there any foul sounds. All was contained within the muzzle of this particular pony, bravely servicing the princess above her and withstanding anything thrown at her. "There was a time, before we met, when she had to hold her breath to keep the smell inside. Thanks to her training and my help she can now breathe comfortable through the whole event. And she can clean her mouth quickly with her saliva moderating its flow and its power and its potency. That means she is able to talk to her customers afterwards without confronting them with anything they left behind. And so gone are the mouth masks and the mints to chew on." Now Twilight began to change her attitude and was impressed. While her own magic mostly focussed on the large and impressive, Ima Latrine managed to focus her magic to the small and even microscopic world, to a world hidden from view. Twilight realised easily this was a most impressive level of magic skill for any unicorn and a skill she did not yet have. "Impressive!" "Hmmm, indeed! And then there's her tongue which she can stretch..." Suddenly the princess sucked in air and looked startled. Her dump was finished and Latrine has started cleaning, while listening in on the conversation. The moment Luna mentioned the tongue Ima pushed hers in so far the princess for a moment feared it would venture out through her throat. In her guts it swirled around teasing and tickling the princess causing her to laugh unstoppably for minutes. "Wow!" Luna searched for her breath. "She... is... magnificent! Her muzzle is nothing more and nothing less than a spa for the nether regions. Care to try?"

Seeing Luna having this much fun made it look tempting, but Twilight still felt uneasy. "No, thanks." Luna came off the hammock while Ima rolled to the side. She smirked at the puritan pony, then giggled at the grey unicorn. "Too bad, it's great fun. You could learn a whole set of new skills! Observe! Ima, switch-around!" Before Twilight could reply Luna's horn glowed. The hammock and the depression below were adjusted. Now it was Princess Luna's turn to lay in the depression and Ima turned and backed up toward the hammock. The purple alicorn was shocked at this sight and realised what was due to happen. "Princess Luna? You do this as well?" "Only for my friend Ima! Otherwise this would not be fair, right? I'm not as good as her though, but she minds her diet more than anypony else I know." "But how could you?" "Magic, my dear! You know how to copy spells! Magic! If I were to do this every day I might become as good as she is, but my duties lay elsewhere, remember?" In front of her the surreal event unfolded and Ms Latrine settled down in her hammock to feed the princess. Neither pony seemed unhappy or frightened, quite the opposite was true. Luna closed her eyes while her lips created a seal to lock inside the grey unicorn's urine, keeping to the standard procedure. Ima gave a proud impression as she sent off the torrent to her friend. Princess Twilight found it hard to comment seeing one of her role models in this most unroyal position. "Speechless, aren't we?" "How can this be true? Is this some kind of weird dream? How can everypony?" "She can because of magic, the spells that I shared with her. With me, it's the reality of my nature. For I have been blessed by nature with the ability to process and even digest pony waste. An ability which as far as I know is unprecedented in Equestria." Twilight's ears perked and her look changed back to curiosity and wonder. "Digest?" "Indeed, I can digest it. There is something in my body which allows me to do so. My system is able to break down and absorb components from these ponies' waste and use it to my advantage. I can't really explain it, but that's how it is. Somehow I'm able to talk and manipulate my body at the smallest level and activate that special digestive sequence whenever it's needed. I can accelerate it, slow it down, stop it and activate it." The purple princess nodded gazing at Luna gulping down Ima's wee in a similar rhythm as the grey unicorn had done. "That's an impressive skill, though I don't envy you for having it." "I can trick my taste buds into experiencing other flavours than actually hit it, with moderation so I can still pick up any irregularities from a ponies' waste. The latter usually is more expressed in the consistency and texture of the waste actually, but the taste confirms my suspicions most of the time. But I can make it taste like fudge, vanilla, strawberry, banana or whipped cream if I need to by the use of my horn." Now Twilight was all ears and found that if this was true it gave a reasonable explanation on how Ima was able to do what she did without feeling sick. "I can manipulate my saliva glands and make the stop, trickle, flood and even jet blast my mouth. And I can alter the saliva's content so it will effectively disinfect my mouth and throat, soften the hardest stool quickly and start the digestion. Some of the enzymes which help me digest ponies' waste are right in there and their effect starts immediately when they touch the stuff. And thanks to Luna I now can ad fragrance to my saliva as well allowing my breath to be fresh and comfortable after my work on a pony is done." Below her Luna had received her last drop of pony piss and began cleaning Ima. The grey unicorn twitched for a moment and giggled. "Easy, Princess! Slow your tongue and work methodically until you can no longer taste any trace." Ms Latrine was instructing Luna? Few unicorns were allowed to do so. Clearly there was a bond between the two and Twilight found herself a little bit jealous of the fun. "You are familiar with force fields, are you not?" Twilight nodded silently. "Force fields covering homes and cities and whatever large structure you wish to protect. But my force fields I can limit to my body, to my mouth and throat making them impenetrable for any molecule carrying stench. Because of that shield I can no breathe normally during the service. Our dear Luna however still has to use my old method for she cannot create a shield smaller than her own body within her body." Luna's muzzle shifted to take hold of Latrine's anus and was set ready to receive the content of Ima's rectum. "If she breathes the shield will fill and at some point, when the shield is lifted, that stench will run free. She will require mint once this is done." A chewing sound could be heard as well as some faint farts signalling Ima was depositing her waste into the princess' mouth. "My force field keeps all the gas released from the ponies contained, then my saliva absorbs the molecules and sends it all down my belly. The force field also provides a buffer against the sound these gasses cause, muffling them and hiding them. This is really useful for ponies who wish to make this a social event and come here together." For a brief moment Luna's face grimaced as she chewed and swallowed. Clearly the princess was not as virtuous as the unicorn above her. "Calm yourself, Luna. Detach your mind of reality and uphold the taste of porridge in your thoughts. Make it the dominant thought and trick yourself into accepting that as real." Luna's horn glowed and the grimace was replaced by a relaxed expression. Another faint fart was heard and the dark alicorn's cheeks bulged again before she again chewed, relaxed and seemingly enjoying what she received. "Ima, in my life I have witnessed a lot of magic including spells which can alter the expansion rate of our universe. But never did I witness anything of this nature. Would you mind if I study..." To her own amazement Twilight expressed her growing curiosity nearly asking for an apprenticeship with this 'toilet pony' and for a brief moment she imagined herself laying where Luna now lay and doing what the dark princess now did. A couple of red lights switched on in her mind as the thought materialised. "Do you want me to teach you?" Ima smiled and then suddenly giggled when Luna started licking her ass clean. "What I mean is that I want to study your magic, find out what spells you use and how they work. I want to know how you manipulate your body and the small worlds within it. It might be useful! Most magic around here deals with the large rather than the small. The information you may have should be recorded and be available for generations to come!" The grey unicorn hoisted herself out of the hammock and nodded in pleasure to Luna. "Not bad, my dear! But it's been a while, isn't it?" Luna retreated into the wagon and headed for one of Ima's cupboard where a whole pack of mint tablets awaited her.

"My dear Princess Sparkle, of course you may study me and my magic. But to do so you will be required to make use of me. Are you prepared to do so?" For a moment the young alicorn considered her options, and then nodded. "I guess it would be rude to intrude on my friends, even if they are OK with me watching. And if would be a research endeavour, not an intentional defiling of another pony's mouth. For the benefit of Ponykind!" Ima nodded silently as her horn glowed and the rear of her wagon was refitted to suit her size. "Research all you like and you are welcome to copy some of my spells. But remember this is still my business. You, as your friends before, have one free-be which you are yet to use. And I doubt you'll extract all the information from just one session. All that activity goes on in me simultaneously and coordinated, pretty much automatic and without much conscious thought. Any service after your first one, whether you wish your first one to be done today or later, must be paid in all fairness." For a moment Twilight felt slightly disappointed seeing her research being made complicated and costly. "But Luna..." "...didn't pay because she returned the exact service to me. And before that, after I met her, she helped and coached me and because that I'm able to do things I could not or do things better I already could. Those studies also hold a value and aided me in my business. Luna and I have an agreement and a lasting friendship which makes it easier for me. Remember that you do not yet even regard me as a friend and still hold some judgement to what I do, when there clearly is no need to see me as a threat." Twilight bit her lip and knew Ima was right. She still regarded the activity as unnatural and disgusting, which was why she cloaked herself in 'research' to agree to it. "...But you can help ponykind..." "I already do!" Now Twilight started having second thoughts, but Ima was quick to catch her before she resigned from the idea. "Are you not Twilight Sparkle, one of the greatest minds in Equestria? For sure this problem is easy to solve and it should not give you much trouble. I've got something you want: my particular niche skill in magic. So now you must find something to bargain against that, for I am willing to bargain to my benefit! Bits are what I want for my service, but if you have something to offer that benefits me equally. Something that has value to me and my business either in short or long term. Of course, that is only if you want to bargain for your 'research' for otherwise bits will be what you'll need." Pondering for a second, the young alicorn wondered if a subscription to her library would do. But for sure she could get that from Luna in the Canterlot library just as easy. There really wasn't that much she could bargain with. "Erm, I'm not sure I can offer you anything of value. But if you'd like a free pick from my books, I'd be ok with that!" Ima chuckled and shook her head. "Dear princess, you do have a lot to offer. Are you not one of the greatest magicians in all of Equestria? Are you not Celestia's top student? Are you not one of the most skilled ponies when it comes to spells?" Hesitant Twilight concurred. "I guess I am..." "Well then! You do have something to bargain with! I am a unicorn and magic can be traded between us, don't you agree?" Again Twilight hesitated, but found the grey unicorn to make sense and perked her ears. "Erm, ok then... But I'm not sure how we can trade." Ima's eyes lit up. "Fairly simple. You want to study my magic and possibly copy some of my spells. Then in exchange it may be fair if I acquire a few of your spells to help me with my service." For a moment Twilight thought about the proposal and found that it made sense. Certainly no spells which could threaten the existence of Equestria could be offered, but if the magic was mild and harmless, a trade would be acceptable. "Sounds reasonable. What do you have in mind?" "A spell that would enable me to manipulate somepony's body the same way I manipulate mine, so I can share my skill!" Now again Twilight's face turned to doubt and uneasiness. "You see, sometimes a pony, as for example Princess Luna, shows interest in what I do and wants to know what it is like to do what I do. But of course Princess Luna is well trained and skilled in magic and has the skill to at least somewhat imitate my methods and have a mostly pleasant experience at the receiving end of this service so to speak. But most ponies are not unicorns and even if they are their skill with magic is mostly rudimentary. So if I had a spell to share my skill and manipulated their bodies I could provide them the ability to not only enjoy my attention, but also the ability to experience the service from my end. Temporarily of course, only when they get it here." Twilight's eye twitched when she realised the implications. "You mean... You want to crap in their mouths now as well?" "Only if they desire the experience, and I can tell some ponies actually do. Or if they're with their friends they can help each other and don't need to rely on me all the time. Wouldn't it be need, ponies helping their friends with their business but without the nasty smells or sounds and it would taste just like vanilla cream or strawberries! Imagine that!" It sounded awful, but then again ponies were free to do in their private time as they saw fit. Twilight found it unlikely ponies would pursue this weird 'fetish' so much it would make a difference to Ms Latrine's business. And in exchange she would have a chance to look into a branch of magic few had mastered. So what was the harm? This bargain was sound!

"Ima Latrine, I think we have an agreement. Indeed there are spells that would enable you to do as you desire. There are spells that allow you to share spells with unicorns and alicorns full and ready for use. Some spells may allow you to manipulate a pony, hypnotise them if you wish. Some spells will you to control their body, their sense of taste, smell or any other sensors you may wish to manipulate. However!" And with a frown Twilight stepped into Ima's personal space. "If you ever use these spells to harm anypony or make them do anything against their will, remember that I am close and that I am still a lot more powerful than you will ever be!" A little annoyed Ms Latrine pushed out of Twilight's striking distance. "You really do need to take care of your attitude, Princess. My customers get their service, the service they pay for and the service they desire. Usually that is a one way service. But sometimes a customer show an interest in what I do and wants to know how I do it. Sometimes a customer asks me to try it and now I have to disappoint them because it would be an awful experience for them. You know... That nastiness you perceive my job to consist of will be what their experience would consist of. But if you care to teach me some of those spells you mentioned I can provide them the experience of a 'try' and make it enjoyable. Please don't think ill of me, I'm only trying to make a living." Twilight lowered her posture and looked at Ima with sad eyes. "I'm sorry. I guess I got carried away. Perhaps it would help. But it will take some time before you learn how to use those spells. I can train you, though!" "And it will also take some time for you to get your research done, to untangle all the magic I do while I service ponies. Time is not a problem here. So allow me to recapitulate! You may use my service for as long as you teach and train me on those spells. I would appreciate it though if you gave me some kind of schedule and a list of the spells you can teach me, so I can moderate the flow of customers." Twilight nodded. "Don't worry, I know what to do! But I will need a schedule as well on when to come. I don't think research will work out while ponies burst in and disrupt my concentration constantly." "That may be arranged. If you wish, you can start your research tonight, right now even! After all, you do still have one free-be." Behind her back far at the front of the wagon the door fell shut as Princess Luna departed. And as Twilight considered the offer, she noticed the pressure at her back was reaching critical point. This would be a moment as good as any to start. The alicorn nodded and soon was settling down into the hammock on top of Ima's muzzle. Her horn glowed and so did Ms Latrine's horn as she opened a link to explore the depths of Ms Latrine's magic and she tried to pay attention to what the grey unicorn did but found that with the skills she provided that task was not as easy as she thought it would be. Nothing could have prepared her for what happened next.

A giggling Twilight burst out of the wagon meeting up with Luna, who was still sucking mint tablets, and her five friends looking at her with a smirk. They met up at the bottom at the stairs and formed a pony pile. Applejack pushed Twilight on her back and grinned up close in Twilight's face. "So, I take it your 'research' already gave you new insights?" The young alicorn looked over at Luna, who winked at her and who obviously had been sharing Twilight's conversation. But the alicorn didn't mind much and giggled, then she grinned and kissed Applejack on the nose. "I most certainly did. Ms Latrine knows how to give a pony a good time! And I'm sorry about my behaviour today. But you girls understand, don't you. After all we were all there one time." The ponies helped her up and Twilight looked back at the door where Ms Latrine was looking at them with a smile. "Don't you worry, Ms Latrine! You're very much welcome to live here. After all my research is far from over. Our lessons will start tomorrow night and I'll hand you a schedule for our 'sessions'. Consider me a friend and supporter from now on!" Ms Latrine chuckled, then nodded and made a short bow to the princess. Her door fell shut and all went quiet inside the wagon. Simultaneously the ponies outside turned and took off into the night giggling and chattering for a long time. A short while after over in Canterlot a scroll appeared into Princess Celestia's lap. And when she read Twilight's report the scroll slipped from her grip as her face grimaced and a laugh ran through the palace so loud all its towers trembled and shook.

The End