FSE

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Disclaimer: The following story and its chapters to be posted in the future contain graphic depictions of sexual activity. Lots of it. I mean, really, if you took out the smut here, there would barely be anything left. We have boys doing boys, girls doing girls and everything in-between, including some a lot of fetish work. If you are under the legal age for porn viewing in your country, proceed at your own risk. If you happen to get offended by what you read below, tough luck, no one forced you. Stay off my tail.

On the other hand, if you enjoy what you read below, you are most welcome at my tail ;3

Anyway, on to the story!

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The stillness of the atmosphere was broken as the loud, shrieking bell rang, filling the silent corridors with its noise, which triggered a chain reaction on the rooms beyond the wooden doors. Chairs being dragged across the floor could be heard over the ringing racket, as hundreds of young men and women got up and made their way out of the rooms and into the corridors, with one destination in mind.

It was a little past 11 AM, and the students of Pine View High School were hungry.

The cafeteria was crowded within 15 minutes of the start of lunch break, with several groups of teenagers already occupying the tables and chatting as they ate. Meanwhile, over at the line going along the buffet, among several other students of various heights, builds, species and coat colors, were two cats.

The male was quite tall, a little over 6"6', dressed in comfortably large indigo jeans and a t-shirt with Queen's logo under a black, open jacket. His fur, the part that wasn't hidden by the clothing, was mostly white, but one could notice specks of black, brown and an occasional splotch of orange in his coat, a color set that marked him as a calico. His face was hard to read, since it showed a serene and very distracted expression, making it look like he could get carried away in his own thoughts and lose track of a disaster happening ten meters away.

The female just behind him, opposite to her fellow feline, was a sight to behold. She had a furcoat colored a solid, bubblegum pink, which normally was enough to catch a glimpse or two. Under that, her body was perfectly built, curvaceous and enticing, being barely hid by the low-cleaved and skin-tight blouse being strained by her ample breasts, and the small skirt that was just low enough to hide her underwear from sight. Her face gave away a look of easygoing happiness, like she could care less for any problem she might have, and her emerald-green eyes glowed with what looked to be a great deal of curiosity.

They helped themselves from some of the food trays and, out of the organized chaos of the line, they wandered in search of a place to sit down. Luck was on their side that day, for they noticed two waving boys sitting on an otherwise empty table. One of them was a human, with semi-long dark brown hair, average height and weight well-distributed in a lithe physique, draped in a classy mix of an open button shirt, a white undershirt just beneath, and black pants. The other one was an orca, tall and buff, looking like he could down a man with a single punch, yet you looked at his face and suspected wouldn't hurt a fly if given the choice. He wore a simple T-shirt with a contrasting short.

The pair of cats headed to the table and sat across from their two friends.

"Sooo... how was the date last night, Luc?" The human asked the male cat, unwrapping his sandwich.

"The word 'date' barely applies, if you look at it" Luc exchanged a knowing grin with his girlfriend.

"Yeah, I know how it goes. I can barely keep my hands off mine too" The orca chuckled and winked, making his boyfriend giggle and blush.

"All naughty-naughty, are we, lovebirds?" Luc asked, chuckling too.

"Oh don't you say a word to me over naughtiness, Lucian A. Canad! Not after the time we caught you and Mee spying on us from Ryan's closet"

"Riight, that time" Mee entered the chat, giggling "You two were going at it quite... enthusiastically. Made me envious, really. Don't take it badly, honey, you never leave anything undone, but sometimes a girl just needs a foot-long cock buried in her, y'know?"

"I ain't even mad. I'm not a girl and I need a foot-long cock buried in me sometimes too"

"Well, I know an orca who is none too happy to fulfill that need whenever you want, or almost" Ryan manifested himself, giggling.

"Morrell Monteque, reporting for duty" The orca saluted, unable to suppress a toothy grin directed at his slutty companions.

"Anyway, what are you two planning to do after school?" Ryan inquired "Feel like hanging out at my place? I got a new one of those Mario Party-like games, and I've been dying to try it out"

"Oh, those are fun. But that's for the afternoon. Our turn to ask: what are *you* planning to do *tonight*?" Lucian asked.

"Nothing booked yet. You have any suggestions?"

At that question, the feline lovers exchanged glances and grins again.

"Yeah, we have a place we can go" Mee announced.

"What kind of place?" Asked the human, looking interested.

"It's where we went for our "date" yesterday, but there is something we must know from you guys before anything else"

The orca tilted his head at that "What might it be?"

"Well, I can surely take the vouch for Ryan, what, with all we've been through, but orca boy here..." Mee tilted her head, looking at him curiously.

Upon seeing the gay couple's quizzical looks, Lucian proceeded to explain "What Meeya is trying to say is that we need to know just how receptive Morrell is to sex with women"

"Oh, well..." The cetacean scratched his chin "No, I don't think I have anything against it... I mean, if it's with someone I like and stuff..."

"Why did you need to know, though?" His boyfriend asked.

"We..." The calico hesitated "We'll talk more over at your place, alright?"

"Sure"

"Fine"

As if waiting for its cue, the bell rang, signaling the end of lunch break.

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The schoolday went by rather quickly, and a few hours later, the end bell rang.

Morrell and Ryan went together to their lockers, stashed away their belongings and then headed to the orca's car, parked outside. The cat couple joined them ten or so minutes later.

"Took you lovebirds long enough" Morrell teased.

"I know, I know. Sorry" Lucian apologized "She dragged me into the bathroom and next I knew I had my tongue halfway up..."

He was interrupted by a punch in the arm by his girlfriend, eliciting a giggle from the human.

"Well, should we get going?" Morrell asked.

The other three complied and everyone got into the car. Traffic on St. George, Utah was calm that afternoon, which allowed for a smooth ride to Ryan's house. Morrell pulled the car into the driveway and turned it off, getting out with the cats as the human darted into the house to gather the materials for their gaming afternoon.

While Ryan was busy plugging the system in, Morrell took his time to raid the fridge. He came back to the living room with a box of cookies.

"Yum!" Meeya nicked one of them and sat on her boyfriend's lap to eat.

"And here we go!" The human announced triumphantly as the console hummed to life, handing a joystick to each of his guests. Morrell took his with a smirk.

"Hey guys, I have a proposition!"

"Let's hear it, big boy" Meeya leaned towards the jock with interest.

"Uh oh... you mean..." Ryan hesitated.

"Yep, our usual rules. Picture it as a strip poker. Whoever loses a minigame loses a piece of clothing"

"Kinky. Me likes" The pink cat grinned.

Shrugging with a smile, Ryan joined the fray "And the first one to be totally naked receives a punishment: They have to do whatever the person with most clothing wants"

"Sounds nice. We're in" Luc said, being confirmed by enthusiastic nods from his girlfriend.

With the rules settled, they started the game. Meeya got lucky and got to be first to play, with Morrell, Lucian and Ryan following. They made their moves and the first minigame started.

The game was a 4 on 4 free-for-all, that ended up with Lucian as the victor and Meeya as the loser, costing her her socks. The next turn resulted on a team fight, with Lucian and Morrell against their lovers. Love was their undoing as they lost miserably and became barefoot.

The orca got lucky on the next round, as he ended on a bonus spot, raking up some points, but that came at the expense of being pitted against his friends on a 3-on-1 minigame.

"Hee hee hee" The male cat snickered evilly as Morrell got his hunky ass kicked in the game, making him take off his shirt, and Meeya, horny fiend she was, caressed his built chest enticingly.

Morrell and Ryan both lost points in the next round, making them face the luckier cat couple in a team game. Lucian and Meeya managed to scratch up a victory, leaving Ryan with his chest exposed and Morrell in his jockstrap. The sexy exposed butt drew a pink paw in for a grope, making the orca blush.

Meeya was the unlucky one next round. She ended in a bad space and lost points, and ended up facing the three boys in a tug of war. In the end, Morrell's muscles didn't do his team any good in the virtual world, as they lost.

"Nyeh heh heh, I spy with my little eye a hunky orca soon to be naked..." She teased.

"Oh man..." The mentioned hunky orca groaned, but he was smiling. Making a bit of a show, he hooked his thumbs on the waistband of his strap and pulled it down, revealing hefty dangling nuts and a swelling slit. Lucian and Ryan ogled at the display, while the naughty winner just grinned.

"Come here, you sexy thing" She ordered and he obeyed.

"What should I do?"

She pondered a bit at that question "Hmmmm... I'm not going too hard on you. Just bend over and jack off with a finger up that pretty butt of yours"

Only so eager to comply, the grinning orca turned around, presenting the trio with a vision of his tight pucker and hanging equipment. He let his audience drool a bit before grasping his growing cock and starting to stroke it rhythmically, while teasing his ring with his index finger.

Ryan was glued to the display, as a large tent deformed his underwear. Lucian had already pulled his barbed cock out of confinement and was shamelessly stroking it along with Morrell. Meeya, also quite lacking in the shame department, had pulled up what little fabric possible from her skirt and had a hand rubbing against her crotch, grinning at the display.

"Moan for me too, you naughty orca" She commanded, making him let out several loud moans in his deep and sexy voice, using his own leaking pre as lube and sliding his finger in and out of his tailhole.

"Oooh yeah, I'm so close..." He moaned after several minutes of that sexy display.

"Good. Now come over here and cum all over that cute boyfriend of yours" That request took Ryan a bit of guard, and he blushed heavily.

"You got it" He grinned and walked over to the human, beating on his cock even faster for a few moments, before tensing up and releasing several ropes of pearly cum, coating the human's flushed face and chest.

"Oooh that's it, boys... so hot..." Mee said, breathlessly, but still grinning. Ryan could only giggle and lick off some of the white goodiness coating his face.

Lucian was giggling too, and stopped to ask "Hey, what time is it?"

"A bit past 5" Ryan said after checking his cell.

"Damn, it's still early. Sure you can find some people there already, but the fun is in the masses"

"If you say so. Pop in a movie or something, I have to clean myself" The human giggled.

"How about a cat bath for starters?" The male cat offered with a very interested lick around his lips.

"Mmm, sounds nice" Ryan smirked.

Without wasting time, Lucian dug into the creamy mess coating his friend, licking the thick of it off. The human giggled occasionally, being tickled by the tongue and whiskers.

"Done" He backed out and licked his lips again.

"Thanks"

"Now tell me you saved some for me, baby" Mee donned her best kitten eyes to her boyfriend.

"Course, honey. Did you see me swallow while I was cleaning him?"

"Aww, you're so thoughtful" The couple smirked at each other and met their lips in a kiss. Lips smacked noisily and their tongues could be seen battling against each other amidst a flood of Morrell's tasty orca seed being traded back and forth between their maws.

"Hot damn..." The orca said, staring fixedly at the amazing show the cats were putting up.

"Alright I... will be... back in a... oooh... a moment" Ryan said, having an obviously difficult time ungluing his eyes from the naughty cats. With a lot of effort, he headed for the stairs.

Lucian broke their sloppy kiss, much to Morrell's disappointment, and advised "I know you didn't get your happiness just now, cutie, but don't wear yourself out in there. A lot of fun is still scheduled for tonight"

"Right!" He called back before disappearing.

With that out of the way, the cats snuggled together as Morrell turned on the TV. They sat there watching random shows for about half an hour, the time it took for the human to return, washed and chilled.

"Welcome back" Luc greeted him "What do you have to watch here?"

"There's plenty of stuff, and anything will push the clock enough for whatever you two want to do later"

"Hmmm" The calico pondered "You got that movie about trains? Hugo Cabret's something?"

"Yeah, it's right there" The human walked over to the shelf, getting the case and sliding the disk into the player.

"Goody, now come here" Morrell reached out and pulled his boyfriend into his lap for a snuggle.

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When the credits started rolling in, Meeya got up and did a very catlike stretch, almost shoving her hips on her boyfriend's nose. Lucian didn't look happy with the "almost". He took a playful bite at the curvy rump, only to chew air as the pink cat stepped forward.

Sighing, the calico checked his phone.

"Hey, I think it's late enough already"

"Well, we haven't told them anything yet..."

"What do you think? Here or there?"

"What are you two talking about?" Morrell asked, setting the human aside like a teddy bear before getting up too.

"Well..." Mee paused for words "This place we're taking you guys to, it's a members-only club. You only get in with a vouch from someone inside. Once in, you can be a member too"

"Straightforward enough" The human said, still not willing to get up from the comfy couch.

"So we're offering you guys a choice" Lucian entered the chat "Discover what it's about when you get in, ta-da" He opened his arms with a flourish "Or we tell you here and we don't even have to get out if you don't like the idea"

"Well, you are two of our closest friends. You think we'll like it?" The voice of reason spoke, getting up at last.

The cats exchanged looks for about a second.

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"Then we'll take the bait"

"Heh heh heh. This is going to be fun" The naughty pink one giggled.

With that lovely prediction, the four friends got into the orca's car again. The cats directed Morrell along the way, and about half an hour later, they stopped in front of the wrought iron gates of a countryside brick mansion.

"This it? Fancy place" Morrell commented.

"You're sure this is the place? We won't be crashing the mayor's family dinner or anything, right?"

"Yeah, this is the right place" Lucian stated dismissively "Ring the intercom, please, orca boy"

Morrell did so, and after a few seconds, a red light came on in a camera mounted over the gate's arch while a voice with a distinctive German touch answered the comm.

"Can I help you?"

"Two ripe vines return, and two saplings wish to join the vineyard"

"If you indeed are ripe, show your fruits"

The cats both fiddled with their necks and pulled out the chains Ryan and Morrell had seen them wearing. At the tip, there was a large pendant in the shape of a grape bushel, encircled by a golden ring. They put their arms out of the window, letting the pendants dangle in the camera's sight. It moved left for a few seconds, then right, before returning to the center.

"Welcome back" The voice said before turning off. The gates opened silently. Morrell hesitated for a second before driving down the path towards the house. The driveway led them right to the main doorstep. As they stopped again, a wardrobe dressed in doberman fur exited a nearby guardhouse, his purple and green uniform being strained by the bulging muscles.

Meeya and Lucian exited the car promptly, followed closely by their friends, and walked in the dog's direction.

"Hey Karl. Nice to see ya" Lucian contented himself to say, while Meeya tossed herself against the dog's chiseled chest, licking his lips teasingly and groping her favorite muscle.

"You could at least wait until you're inside, rosamuschi" He said, after trying to take a nibble on the cat's tongue.

"What, and miss out on teasing a hot stud like you? Nimmer" She smirked.

Karl gave a deep chuckle before untangling himself from the silly pink hands. Lucian got a brofist when they crossed and then his attention was on the two newcomers. Ryan was making a visible effort not to swoon.

"Welcome to the Bacchus Club, kameraden. I'm not the one who will brief you into just what you've gotten yourself into. I'll just take your car keys"

"Bacchus Club, eh?" The human said with a pondering look.

Morrell tossed them to the dog "Be careful, she's a bit moody"

"Year '05, right? Had one before I started working here. Don't worry, she'll purr like a kitten once I'm in her"

"No, Karl, that was me last week" Mee said, drawing several laughs from the males.

The orca smirked "I like you already, Karl"

"Same to you. If you're still able to stand later, I'm in the guardhouse all night" He said with a very distinctive wink.

The smirk turned into a very big grin, and the two hunks followed their paths.

"Aww, Morrell has a friend already!" Lucian teased as they started going towards the main entrance. The door to the guardhouse was still open, and the cats looked inside and waved.

"Hey Tommy"

"Tommy!"

Inside, squatting on the floor in front of an office chair was a young human, no older than 20, wearing the same uniform as the Doberman, except by a massive stain that covered the most part of his front. His mouth and neck were painted white and he was sitting on top of a white puddle. He waved back, beaming.

The gay couple looked a bit dumbfounded at the happy human, and had to jog to catch up to the cats.

"That guy, he was...?" Ryan started.

"Yep"

"From...?" Morrell added.

"Yep"

"Holy nuts" The orca said.

"You bet they are" Mee purred, dreamily "I've never seen him run out"

"Or even slow down, for that matter" Lucian added.

"And Tommy?" Ryan asked.

"He is Karl's assistant" The pink said.

"He's a nice guy, with an interesting story" Her boyfriend added "You should have a chat with him someday, if you decide to stick around"

"Nothing has made me want to run away yet" The human said.

"Well, we haven't even gone inside yet"

"And speaking of which, enough dallying" Each of the cats took hold of a leaf of the double doors and pushed in. Meeya took a step inside and executed a short pirouette and finished facing the boys, her arms spread "Welcome to the Bacchus Club!"

The room they had entered transpired sobriety and good taste. The floor was red and green marble disposed in geometrical patterns and the walls were made of mahogany panels on the first floor and painted bordeaux red from the second up. Two sets of arcing stairs led to an open mezzanine, and the whole ambient was illuminated by a triad of big chandeliers hanging from the high ceiling. Several doors and archways provided access to other rooms, and there were plenty of seating opportunities. Armchairs, divans and couches, all within the posh Victorian style, in hard wood and velvet, were disposed in the way of being at the leisure of a big crowd.

And there was a big crowd using them. Within the group's sight there were about twenty furs of various different species, both male and female, happily sitting or lying in the accommodations, chatting, laughing or sipping drinks. Everything looked like it should within a high-class private club, except for the fact that most furs were bare naked and involved in various degrees of sexual intercourse.

"Whoa..." Ryan said.

"Hot damn..." Morrell added "So this is what the deal is all about... a sex club"

The pink cat donned a naughty smile and opened her arms again "Ta-da!"

"And now for the question worth a million dollars" Lucian used his best game-show host voice "Are you guys in?"

"Hmmm" Ryan pondered while his orca boyfriend was already nodding enthusiastically "Fees?"

"None"

"Legal?"

"Pretty much"

"Food and drink?"

"Included"

"All the sex we want?"

"And more"

"Ok, I'm game"

And there it was. Show Ryan and Morrell a room full of people fucking without the slightest shame, and it takes about two minutes for them to dive right in.

"Gotta love these boys" Mee said, smirking.

"I'm only eavesdropping and I like them already" Said a blue dragon they just noticed was standing a few feet away, dressed in a formal shirt with a vest on top and a black bowtie, and naked from the waist down.

"Ricky!" Meeya threw herself at the dragon with double the vigor she did with Karl, engaging in a fiery tongue kiss with him.

"Doesn't this ever, ever bother you, man?" Morrell whispered to the male cat "Look at those two go..."

"Takes a while getting used to, but if you are Meeya's boyfriend, you tend to realize: she has a heart for loving and a pussy for yiffing"

"Right... lucky you"

"Ryan's like that too. He's a bit rough around the edges, but he's on the right path" That comment made the human blush.

After a few seconds, Lucian veritably yanked his girlfriend away from the dragon and cleared his throat "So, as dear Meeya just introduced, this here is Rick Coleman, the..."

"Wait, what?!" The unused shock from seeing the club was discharged from Ryan "Rick Coleman? The son of Mayor Abe Coleman?!"

"In the scale, pretty boy" The dragon chuckled at his surprise "And I also happen to be the manager of this branch of The Bacchus Club"

The human blinked "Ba-branch? There are more places like this?"

"All over the whole wide world, with members occupying positions of power and prestige in most countries thereof. Think of us as the Freemasons on Viagra"

"...Wow"

"And now, we entrust you to the loving claws of the manager for your welcome tour" Lucian declared "We'll be waiting on the upper floor when you guys are done"

"Okay..." The cats smiled reassuringly before walking away. Rick cleared his throat to get the attention of his newcomers.

"Well, as I'm sure you might have noticed, this is a place built for people to have sex without caring about where they are or who's watching. The way things are today, you still have to be somewhat of an one-in-a-crowd kinky open-minded motherfucker to earn yourself a place in our sun, therefore congratulations, you are certified sexual deviants"

"Thanks" Ryan giggled.

"That's us for ya" Morrell winked.

"You were brought in by Meeya Suisei, so that already says a lot about you, like it did for her boyfriend when he arrived. If half of it proves to be true, you are already great addition to our ranks"

"No pressure, right?"

"None at all. Our first cardinal rule, boys: no single-genders allowed. If you are inside or want to bring someone inside, you or they have to be up to anything, be it a pussy on the face or a cock under the tail"

"What about tops and bottoms?" Morrell, ever the big, dominant male, asked.

"That's different, Squirt" The nickname made the orca chuckle "Everyone only does what they like here, and we don't take kindly to non-consensual sex. If you get asked out for something you don't want to do, say no, it is perfectly fine"

"Nice to know. I hate rape to the last cell of my skin, so we won't be any trouble regarding that"

"My turn to say 'nice to know'. Now, for the part that matters" He said with a smirk "We have sex in here for three purposes. First and foremost, for fun. This is a place where you can come to after work, get naked, order a drink and ask the first person you come across to have sex with you and chances are they'll agree."

"Sounds great" Ryan said, eyeing some of the studs in the main room.

"Sounds reeeal great" Morrell added, glancing towards the front door.

"Second, we have sex as competition"

"Interesting. How does that work?" The human asked curiously.

"Well... we have a hierarchy of sort among members in here. There are 69 degrees altogether..." Rick started.

"Perfect choice" The orca cut in, chuckling.

"I know, right?" the dragon chuckled too "Every regular night, we hold a randomized sexual competition. Whoever meets the competition's requirement gets promoted a degree"

"And what are the degrees for?" Ryan asked.

"Here's when it gets fun" the manager smirked "At least once a month, and on special occasions throughout the year, we hold festivals, with various events. Your position dictates which events you can be in, and how valuable is the prize. For newbies like you guys, the prize is usually money, but the higher-ups can get really nice stuff"

"I'm liking this talk" Morrell was rubbing his hands together enthusiastically "What kind of stuff, scaly?"

"Let me see... a way to tell you that will blow your minds" Rick grinned mischievously "Picture... Daniel Craig"

"Mmm... done" The orca's face betrayed just what kind of picture he was making in his mind.

"Seeing by orca boy's dreamy eyes, I'm taking a guess in saying you think he's hot"

"Oh yeah" Ryan added, giggling.

"Alright, hear this and try to hold on to your jockstraps: if he's featured in an event and you win, you earn the right of having him for yourself for as much as a whole weekend"

"Whoah..." The human said with his jaw dropped "I'm having a hard time picturing him as the member of a sexual secret society, but you're telling me he volunteers to be someone's fling?!"

"Volunteer is not quite the right word, since he gets paid, but yeah. There are dozens of high-class celebrities in the Club. I managed to win an event one time and got Megan Fox as a prize. Let me tell ya, that girl isn't called 'Fox' for nothing. Yiffs just like one" Rick said with a dreamy look.

"Lucky, heheh" Ryan smirked "I really liked the idea. Having a dream crush for a fling is quite a goal to shoot up to"

"Ain't that the truth" The dragon snapped out of his trance, just as his slit was parting "Third reason, members use sex as currency. This one is a bit on the complex side, so bear with me"

He took a pause and gathered the information on his mind before starting.

"Imagine, for example, that you want to order a drink at the bar" He pointed across the room to a large and fancy bar counter "Instead of opening your wallets, you check the menu and find the drink you want. It'll have its value, identified by a sexual act. The higher the worldly value of that drink, the more complex and lengthy the yiff is. For example, a can of Bud would cost you a french kiss for a few seconds, whereas a shot of Black Label whisky would cost you a blowjob for two minutes"

"Right. They have non-alcoholic stuff too?" Ryan asked.

"Sure, soft drinks, juice, virgin cocktails... The cocktails are the only thing virgin in here" Rick joked, drawing laughs from the couple.

"So every transaction is handled with sex. Must be great working here" Morrell said, chuckling.

"Ask our staff, I'm sure they'll agree" The dragon winked.

"But now that draws the question, Rick: Who pays for all of it?" Ryan pondered "Charging nothing from the members is all well and good, but running a place like this must be expensive as hell"

"True dat, but it's nothing to be worried about" the dragon replied "I'm not giving names, but our funding comes from a huge-ass billionaire who just happens to have a generous heart and an over-active genitalia. One day, the boss just wakes up and says 'I'll build a secret society of free sex', and here we are"

"Wow. Thanks, random Christian Grey person" The human said, making all three chuckle.

"Now, where was I?" He scratched his chin "Oh yes. Obviously, we don't want anyone dying of fatigue in here, so the currency system works with a deadline. You get a debt, it comes with a set amount of time you have to pay it in"

"How much time, usually?"

"Two to three weeks"

"That's fair. Anything else?" Morrell asked with an eager tone in his voice.

"Depends on you. Any questions?"

"I have some, if I may" Ryan said.

"Ask away"

"First, before we drift off-topic: If I get a debt somewhere, but when the deadline hits, I'm somewhere else...?"

"Easy. The Club's member database is global. When your deadline hits, just go to the nearest club and settle the debt there"

"Right. Next, our clothes. Where do we keep them? It's easy to lose them in a place like this"

"Well, you can always keep them on while you're here. A lot of people like yiffing while clothed, makes it kinkier" The dragon said, chuckling "But, if you want to dress in your birthday suit, there's a storing counter right behind you"

He pointed at a counter just beside the entrance, manned by a bunny girl dressed like him.

"Righty. I think that's it for me too. Now how do we go about getting those fancy medallions?"

Rick smirked and motioned for the gay couple "Just follow me. I'll give you a quick tour of the house on the way"

He started walking down the main room, greeting an occasional member.

"That closed door right there leads to the Cigar Lounge" He pointed at a set of doors halfway down the room "You go in there if you want to have a relaxing smoke while fucking someone's brains out. The things they can do with smoke and sex still leave me jaw-dropped"

"Not our cup of tea, thanks" Morrell said.

"No prob. To your right is the Dining Room and further, the Kitchen, where people go to eat or have sex with the meals"

"Having sex with food? That's interesting" Ryan commented.

"Sure is. Ever heard of those 'erotic sushi' restaurants?"

"Of course"

"We have it here too, except we eat the trays as well" The two laughed.

"The dining room itself is not that sex-focused. We have the living trays whom you're welcome to take a bite of, our special recipes and the occasional person blowing you from under the table"

"Special recipes, eh?" Ryan chuckled.

"Yeah, I'm not spoiling that surprise. Go in there later and find out" the scaly said, winking " But if you really want to see how food can be used for sex, go through the Dining Room and head into the Kitchen. There's where the food lovers go"

"We'll do that" Morrell said, grinning.

Further in, by the wall where the staircases met the upper floor, Rick directed the pair's attention to doors on both sides.

"Those two lead to the basement. Down there's where people with the more... extreme fetishes go. There is the Dungeon, for the BDSM lovers"

"Cool" The orca grinned.

"And the Cistern, for those into scat, watersports and the like"

"Not so cool" Ryan said, sticking his tongue out playfully "You really take all kinds of perverts in, don'tcha?"

"You bet. We happen to be the only club in several states with facilities dedicated to scat" The dragon looked pretty proud of that "I understand not everyone shares our tastes, but it's great for the movement. We have members from here to Houston coming for it"

"That's great, of course, but..." The human took a worried expression.

"I can guess what you're thinking" Rick smiled friendly "We can dive headfirst in there if we want to, but we have to be squeaky clean and smelling nice again before stepping out into the common area"

"Oh great" Ryan lightened up again "I suppose it's only fair with the rest of the club"

"Nailed it" The blue dragon winked "Fairness is what we're all about"

"Nice. What else, scaly-butt?" Morrell asked teasingly.

"Immediately upstairs, there is an open space that works pretty much like here, the Atrium. No special rules apply"

"Get naked, order a drink and yiff up someone, right?" Ryan said, giggling.

"Right you are. From the sides of the mezzanine, you can access the Rooms. This house has a multitude of rooms specially designed, furnished and supplied to allow all sorts of roleplaying"

"Cool!" That got the human's attention "We are SO going to check those out"

"Hell yeah" Morrell was probably getting sore muscles from all that grinning.

"And last but not least, from the mezzanine, straight ahead, lies our Amphitheater, or how some like to call it, the Arena"

"Ooo" It was the orca's turn to be interested.

"From the name, you can guess: that's where our events are held. There's a stage especially designed for everyone to have the perfect view of our mighty contestants yiffing each other to exhaustion"

"Oh my" Ryan was blushing furiously now, imagining a crowd seeing him have sex with a stranger, which made both his boyfriend and the manager chuckle.

"And that's pretty much it, boys. Welcome to the world of The Bacchus Club"

"Tell Tiny Tim I'm not coming home for Christmas, because I've died and gone to Heaven!" Morrell said enthusiastically.

"You've only seen the First Circle, Squirt" Rick said "If I told you how it's like at the Headquarters in Dionysus Island, you'd go daffy"

"Dionysus Island..." Ryan said, awed.

"Work hard and you might get to see it someday"

"I might just do that" Ryan said, looking a bit daffy already.

"But how about we stop the small talk?" Rick motioned to one last set of doors on the first floor, at the exact opposite of the entrance ones.

The pair followed the dragon through, emerging in a large and comfortable study, containing its own set of couches and armchairs, walls lined with bookshelves and paintings and a large wooden desk with a large and comfortable-looking office chair facing away from a window wall, which offered a view of the mansion grounds, though not much was visible due to the lack of light. The desk had to be large and sturdy enough for someone to fuck on top of it, especially due to the two parrot girls fucking on top of it.

Rick snorted before sighing "Girls, I pay you to tidy up my desk, not make it even messier"

"Not my fault, sir. She grabbed me" One of them said with a slight accent, before letting out a moan as her partner continued to scissor her.

"Because you were teasing me!" The other snapped, turning to look to the dragon "Boss, she bent over to pick up a paper and started rubbing herself right in front of me!"

The dragon rolled his eyes "Alright, excused. Now stop fooling around, both of you. We have new members" He said, motioning to the gay couple. Morrell was grinning again and Ryan was wide-eyed again.

"Oooh!" The first one said, unwrapping herself from the other's legs and standing up "Welcome to The Bacchus Club, handsomes. I'm Iris"

Iris said her name with a distinctive foreign tone, which could have been portuguese, making it sound like "ee-rys". Would make sense, since both her and her partner were red Macaws.

"Y-you must be from Brazil, right?" Ryan said after he regained his speech.

"Bullseye, very good" The second one said "I'm Irene" Once again, the tone was there, her name sounding like "ee-rehne".

"They're my secretaries" Rick informed, before rolling his eyes and smirking again "And let me make them both very happy birds: They're twins who love to keep the fun in the family"

"Oooh... so kinky" Morrell said, almost drooling.

"Damn..." Ryan added.

"Their favorite dessert is dad-flavored creampie. Usually with mom crust"

The reaction was immediate. The Macaws moaned and rubbed their bodies hotly, their already soaked entrances dripping even more clear fluid on the carpet.

"Mmm, thank you, sir. You know just how to please us" Iris said.

"Yeah, nice going, Boss" Irene followed.

"My pleasure, girls" Rick said before turning to the puzzled faces of the human and orca "Incest is their thing, and dirty talking sets them off like nothing else"

"It just turns us on so much! And God, that creampie..." Iris said, breathless.

"It's been a while... I miss it" Her sister added, humming softly.

"Right, you've had your treat, now please fetch seats to our guests, and then you can just finish your business"

"Right away, Boss" Irene said, and they moved to pick up a pair of chairs, smooth like clockwork.

The dragon proceeded to walk to his desk and take a seat on the office chair. Ryan and Morrell followed suit and sat just after the twins placed two chairs on the other side of the table.

"Please help yourselves" Rick said like he was offering candy from a bowl, after casually dragging his finger across the puddle of parrot juice collected on the tabletop and licking it clean.

"Nice, thanks" Morrell was quick to do the same, calling out after he cleaned his own finger "You taste great, girls!"

Ryan followed the other two, though not quite so casually "Mmm... he's right"

"Damn right we do!" Irene said from the couch, where she was busy scissoring her sister again.

"Right. Now if we are through with diversions" Rick said, placing his forearms on the table and joining his fingers "The last step you need to take is just fill in a registry for the club's database. That information will be stored both in our servers and in a chip, which will go into your medallions. They'll effectively become your ID and credit card"

"Alrighty" Morrell said eagerly "Fire away"

"Let's start with you then, Squirt. Full name?" Rick asked, hands hovering over his keyboard.

"Morrell Monteque"

"Age?"

"18"

"City of Residence?"

"St George"

"Known STDs?"

"None"

"Nickname for the club's e-mail service?"

"What's that for?" Ryan asked.

"Just for newsletters and debt balances"

"Oh right. Better not receive that on your main address, eh?"

"Nope. Well, Squirt?"

"Mmm... orcasexgod777" Ryan and Rick laughed hard at the choice.

"So full of yourself, babe"

"Didn't hear you complaining last night"

"Alright, alright. Now the interesting bits: length and girth?"

"12 by 3 inches"

"Yummy. Kinks?"

The orca grinned and began listing.

[Author's Note: Morrell's and Ryan's list of kinks will not be displayed in full so the text doesn't end up enormously long]

"I think that's it"

"That's quite the list. Now, lastly: smile" The dragon said, pointing a webcam at the orca's face. He smiled and a snapping sound was heard "Done"

Rick fiddled with something under the desk and placed a small chip over the table.

"Your turn, kiddo. Name?"

"Ryan Lewis"

"Age?"

"18"

"City of Residence?"

"St George"

"STDs?"

"None"

"Nick?"

"Hmm... masterpaladin. It's sort of my official nickname"

"Gotcha. Length and Girth?"

"7 by 2"

"Nice. Kinks?"

Ryan explained his own kinks, blushing a lot during it.

"Smile" Rick turned the camera to him and snapped his picture "Done again"

He retrieved another chip from under the desk and placed it beside the first one. He then took his own medallion from his neck and used it into something out of the two's view, probably a locked drawer. When he straightened himself again, he was holding his own plus two other chains. He proceeded to insert the two chips into an empty spot on the medallions' backs and closing a small acrylic lid over them, which clicked in place healthily.

"And it's official, boys" The dragon said, handling each their own necklace "Welcome to our happy little secret society of naughty fuckers"

"Awesome!" Morrell manifested his enthusiasm once again.

"Wow, thanks" Ryan said as both slipped their medallions on.

"'Gratz, boys" Irene said from the couch.

"Yay! Aaaaa!" Her sister added, just as she felt her orgasm hitting.

Ryan took the pendant in his hand and started admiring it. It was about 5cm in diameter, and looked just like the glimpse he got from the cats', a golden ring encircling a grape bushel, with two leaves intersecting the northwest and northeast positions. He noticed several circular holes along the sides and bottom of the outer rim, each about the size of a Tic-Tac's width.

"What are those?" He asked the dragon.

"Those are your degrees. Every time you get promoted, you get a small jewel to place in one of those spots"

The human looked again, counting the slots "23? What about the other ranks?"

"When you fill a medallion out, you get a new one" Rick said, showing his chain to Ryan. It looked just like the human's own, with 12 of the 23 small slots filled with small purple gems and a single larger one in the upper curve, between the two leaves.

"So the larger gem means you have one full medallion in addition to this one?"

"Bingo. I'm in the 35thdegree right now. One large gem plus twelve small ones"

"Nice. Halfway to the top, eh?"

"Yep" Rick chuckled and checked his watch "Bacchus' Sperm! it's time for tonight's event! Make yourselves at home, kids, I gotta go" He said as he jumped from his seat and bolted out of the room.