Checking in
This skit is supposed to lighten up the sad faces of the 9/11 terrorists attacks, Big Bad Wolf Style!
Down in an airport there is two security guards at the detector. One a too familiar Big Bad Wolf, and one a too familiar skunk. They stood clad in the airport security uniform, complete with hand metal detectors and staff ID tags. Then up comes a Fem Cheetah morph, she wore a leather mini skirt with high heeled boots, and a jacket full of metal studs and buckles. She was carrying her suitcase and her purse when the wolf stopped her.
"Ma'am may you please put your suitcase and purse through the X-ray." He said gesturing to the machine Behind the skunk.
"Sure" she sat her case and purse down on the next to the screen.
"Lets see, cell phone, makeup case, tampons, panties, and a vibrator?" The skunk signaled The wolf over to the screen.
"Ummm you don't need to make a fuse over that" She said nervously.
"I'm sorry ma'am but we need to save this in the files, who knows if that vibrator could conceal a weapon, or is a cleaver disguise for a gun or a knife." The wolf said as he hit a button that copied the picture on the screen.
"Now ma'am may we have your address?" The skunks said as he took out a note book.
"6464 N Hemingly Ave." She said, disappointment in her voice.
"Phone number so we can reach you" the skunk said as he wrote down the address.
"555-6196" she said, her ears dropping.
"Bra size?" he said with a slight grin
"C-cu......WHAT?!" she said her eyes widened.
"We don't make the questions, we just ask them, now will you please walk through the detector and be sure to remove any keys or loose change" The Wolf said and gestured for the metal box over the walk way.
She took out her keys, earings, and some loose change she had in her wallet. And her wrist and tail bracelets. She walked through the arch and there was a loud beeping sound. She walked back through. "Whats wrong now?"
"I think it was your leather jacket there ma'am, with all the metal studs and buckles" The skunk said with a slight grin.
"Would you remove the jacket and walk through again?" The wolf said.
"alright" she sighed as she removed her jacket and set it with her purse and suitcase. Her nice slim body stacked with her boucey cup bust, were a snug fit for her small white tank top. She walked through and the Detector went off again.
The two guards whispered quiet a thank you to the gods.
"What is wrong now?" she said stamping her foot.
"We may think it would be your boots" the skunk said.
"Yea like in those spy movies where the guy has a nice hidden in the in their shoe or a small enough gun" the wolf continued for his partner.
She gave one of those pissed off grunts as she sat down on a stool and removed her boots. She walked through and sighed with relief as the detector didn't go off.
The two guards got worried and then they shouted beeping noises almost the same as the detector.
She stomped back through. "What in the hell is the problem now! I know it was you two that were beeping.
"You must be mistaken ma'am, the machine is always right, and sometimes in a situation like this it would sound like two grown men shouting beep." The skunk said, looking the cheetah up and down seeing what should be next.
"Maybe its your belt on your miniskirt? Please remove that and walk through the machine again" the wolf said with a big toothy grin.
"Hey! If I take off the belt then my skirt wont hold up! I am not going to strip for you anymore!" She said as she stamped her bare spotted foot to the ground.
"Listen Ma'am with today's technology weapons are more compact and more deadly" The skunk said.
"Well I am not! Going to Strip! For you any more! Cause I'm missing my flight!" she shouted at the two guards.
"You wont have to worry about missing your flight" a voice from behind her said. "I'm the pilot and this is the co pilot, and that plane is not moving until you, for the love of gods, take off your clothes and get this over with." he said stamping his foot.
She whined and then undid her belt and her mini skirt easily slipped from her fingers and onto her feet. She stood there in her tight white tank top and her slim sexy spotted body with a thin thong on.
"Ok now walk through the detector again" the skunk said.
She walked through and it didn't go off and the pilots and the guards started to shout beeping sounds. She hung her head and flattend her ears to her head as she stomped back through. "What in the hell now?"
"Um I think you will need to take off the shirt" the co pilot said with a grin.
"No way in hell I'm takeing off my shirt!" she shouted at the four horny males.
"Listen ma'am I have been a pilot for more than ten years, and when stuff like this happens needs to be taken seriously, now take off your shirt" the pilot said.
She whined and as she was removing her shirt, a fat pig morph walked through the detector and it beeped.
"Umm do I need to be checked?" he asked.
"No, you can go through" they continued to stare.
"But I have nothing metal on me" the pig said again.
"Get the fuck going!" they all shouted.
And the pig quietly rushed away as The cheetah fem removed her shirt letting her boobs bounce a couple of times.
"All right, now walk through" the wolf said.
She walked through, it didn't go off and they didn't shout beep. She walked back through and requested for her clothes back.
"Hold on we need to document this into our files" the wolf took out a video camera and slowly looked the cheetah up and down with it, once in a while keeping the camera set on her large breasts. Then he took the video tape and put it in a duffle bag.
Then the intercom screeched out. "A busty Renamon coming from Japan is entering the security check in, please if any vacant security guards could help, her please go see to her now."
The pilots and the guards began blitzing for the for the Japan, flight check in, and every other guard and pilot in the air port began to run to it too. Leaving the poor almost naked cheetah fem there to get dressed. Then as she was getting dressed, several people walked through, the metal detector beeping.