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Busted. Just the last thing he needed. The rabbit figured he shouldn't have even bothered going to a gas station bathroom, but when nature called, he had to answer. The rabbit didn't want to mess his boxers, and he didn't want to get caught taking a dump on the side of the road (again). The plump rabbit looked at the broken toilet in front of him and sighed. This gas station only had one toilet and one sink. The floor was wet and nasty, covered with water and what appeared to be dried-up jizz. The walls and sink didn't look any better, and the toilet seat didn't look like it was fit to be sat upon anyway. The light brown rabbit scratched his big belly and sighed, feeling the monster building up within his rectum, longing to come out. He looked down at his stomach and jeans before he heard his gut growl. The rabbit hadn't eaten anything since breakfast, and he was craving a hearty snack. The rabbit blinked and grinned to himself, figuring he could solve two problems at once. So the rabbit unbuttoned and unzipped his jeans moments before he let out a sputtering fart. It stopped abruptly, and the rabbit could feel something solid working its way to his anus.

"Just relax and let it all out, Joseph," the rabbit said to himself.

The rabbit pulled his pants and underwear down, revealing a pair of plump brown and white buttocks, and an uncut shaft that was slowly jolting at the thought of what he was about to do. Joseph squatted, spreading his legs apart as he felt his tailhole bulging outwards. He lifted his gray hoody slightly before he began to push. The long-eared beast gritted his teeth as he felt the brown sludge working its way out. Seconds later, Joseph reached behind and placed his left paw underneath his tailhole. Then he pushed hard, and the infamous crackling filled his ears. The soft excrement came out at a meandering pace, curling and twisting around. It got all over Joseph's paw and fingers; he wiggled them as he felt the warm shit build up in his paw. Joseph gasped quietly and pushed again; the shit popped a few times, and he let out a hissing fart. The rabbit's bowels felt a little lighter as he released the waste. The stench of his flatulence and scat filled his nostrils, causing him to wiggle his tiny pink nose. The rabbit rumbled, his spine tingling as the shit kept building up. He actually had to stand a little when he thought the mound of shit would graze his buttocks.

The shit kept building and building, like a disgusting pile of chocolate ice cream being place within a cone. Joseph's dick started to get hard and a tiny amount of precum emerged from the tip of his shaft. Joseph licked his lips as he kept shitting, fully aware that his paw was getting full. Being the crude creature he was, Joseph removed his paw from beneath his anus and held it up to his face. But he kept shitting, grinning like a leveret soiling his pants on purpose. A hefty log of shit oozed out of the rabbit's bottom and landed on the floor with an audible splat. He exhaled as he passed more gas and kept shitting, the feces splattering onto the floor and creating a small mound. The brown filth piled up until it couldn't anymore and tilted over, lying on the floor and oozing along the wet tiles and creating a bigger mess. Joseph grunted and pushed one last time, and the final chunk of shit exited his ass and plopped on the floor. Joseph giggled to himself, knowing he just did something that would get him fined. But he didn't care. All that mattered right now was the filth in his paw.

The rabbit looked at the soft pile of slurry before he leaned forward and sniffed it. He rumbled again, his mouth watering as the healthy, but still putrid odor filled his lungs. Joseph lowered his jaw and stuck his tongue out, licking his mound of filth and getting it all over his wet tongue. Satisfied with the taste, he opened his mouth wide and started to bite into the excrement. He didn't care how he ate it or how sloppy he was. He moaned and panted, chewing and smacking with his mouth open. Saliva and feces combined, making the inside of Joseph's mouth a disgusting mess. He slurped and swallowed hard before taking some of the slurry and smearing it against his lips. Joseph paused and laughed, realizing that over two-thirds of the shit in his paw was already gone. Impatient, he smashed his entire paw against his maw with a soft splat, and growled as the sludge was smeared around his lips, whiskers, and even part of his cheeks and chin. He closed his eyes as he gobbled it all down, barely even stopping to take a breath. By the time his paw was clean, Joseph was panting and slobbering as he licked his lips.

He opened his eyes and started to run his tongue along his paw, scooping up the filth clinging to his palm. He stuck his fingers in his mouth one at a time, sucking them clean until the excrement was gone. The rabbit sighed heavily, his bowels cleared and his belly a little fuller now. He pulled up his trousers without even bothering to wipe and zipped and buttoned them back up. Turning around, Joseph saw the pile of shit he left on the floor and licked his lips again. There was no point in letting such a lovely mound of shit just sit around until it got cold, so Joseph bent down and started to gobble that up as well. He didn't even use his paws; he stuck his muzzle right into the waste, eating it all like some obese pig eagerly devouring a bucket of slop. By the time he finished, his nose and chin was covered with the mess. He wiped it all off with his fingers and licked them clean again before he sat on the floor and sighed. Joseph was still hungry, and his bowels were currently empty. The rabbit wanted to eat more of his own shit, but even if he bought some laxatives, it would be a few hours before he had another fresh meal. The rabbit sighed and stood up, slightly disappointed that he wasn't full yet.

It was around that time that a bear burst into the bathroom. He pushed the door open so hard that it banged against the wall before closing. The ursine quickly locked the door, panting and groaning to himself. He didn't even notice Joseph until he started to walk towards the toilet.

"Oh! Uh, s-sorry. Didn't realize someone else was in here. Err, you finished?"

Joseph grinned. "Yeah, all done!"

The rabbit examined the bear's features. He wasn't all that fat or burly like most bears were, but he was still very furry, and his black fur looked a bit shaggy. He was wearing jeans, tan boots, and a short-sleeved blue plaid shirt. Joseph figured he was some kind of trucker who was stopping to use the toilet. And judging by the way he was grasping the seat of his jeans, he really needed to go.

"So, uh, mind leavin'? Last think I need to do is shit myself in my truck like I did last time! And I doubt you wanna be in here when I drop this load!"

Joseph chuckled as he walked up to the black bear with the grin still on his face. "Toilet's broken buddy! Guess you're gonna have to hold it!"

The bear turned his head away and immediately covered his nose with his arm. "Pew...you mind stepping a few feet back?"

The rabbit did as he was told. After all, there was no way to hide the smell of his horrible breath, even if he did have mints on him.

"And what do you mean it's broken?! Where the hell is anyone supposed to shit then?!"

Joseph wagged his stubby little tail. "You're looking at him."

The trucker watched in confusion as the rabbit walked backwards and snickered. Then he sat down in front of the porcelain and opened his mouth wide, extending his red and slightly brown tongue. The ursine almost retched.

"Are you fuckin' serious? You...y-you want me to shit--"

Joseph nodded his head gleefully.

"That's disgusting! Never mind that you're eating waste; aren't you worried about getting sick?"

"Been doing it for years now. Body's still acting the way it normally does. 'Sides, where else are you gonna shit?"

"Not inside your mouth! I don't care--"

The trucker let out a bombastic fart that echoed throughout the entire bathroom. He moaned horribly as his legs shook and his lower intestines churned deeply. Panting and whimpering, the ursine started to unzip his jeans.

"Fuck it. It's the owner's fault for not fixing the toilet in the first place! I'm sure he's got a pooper scooper in the back."

The bear turned around, not wanting to look at the rabbit's hungry face as he prepared to defecate. He quickly dropped his jeans and boxer-briefs around his ankles, showing off a pair of toned, smooth black buttocks. The trucker squatted, obviously too desperate to care that he was about to shit on the floor. But before the bear could do anything, Joseph quickly lunged forward, grabbed the ursine's boxer-briefs, and yanked them back up. The bear shouted.

"What the hell are you doing?!"

The rabbit grinned. "One way or another, your shit is going into my mouth. Even if you go on the floor, I'll just come by and lick it all up. So why not save us both the trouble and use me as a toilet instead?"

"Let go of my underwear! I don't have time for this bullshit!"

"Sounds more like bear shit to me. Either use me as your toilet, or use your underwear. From what it sounds like, you only have seconds to make a choice. Hehe...part of me wants to see you load up your undies. I sure wouldn't mind cleaning them out for you afterwards."

Joseph held onto the ursine's underwear, making sure that they covered his tailhole so he would soil himself if he loosened his bowels. The bear was in a hurry. He was already behind on his delivery and he was literally seconds away from voiding his bowels. He knew he shouldn't have eaten so much food, but the bear couldn't control his hunger whenever he saw his favorite restaurants or went to a store and saw various granola or fiber-enriched bars. No one else was in here. No one would see. No one would know besides the two of them. And Joseph knew how desperate the bear was. He quickly looked behind his shoulder and huffed.

"Fuck it--open your mouth," said the ursine hurriedly.

Joseph wagged his short tail again and let go of the bear's underwear. He quickly sat down in front of the toilet again and lowered his jaw. Swearing and panting, the trucker lowered his underwear and moved backwards, his tailhole bulging outwards, unable to contain his load. He shoved his toned rump into Joseph's face hard, causing the rabbit to grunt when he was smothered with the creature's fuzzy ass. The moment Joseph's muzzle was wedge in-between the buttocks, the bear let off a deep-toned fart for a few seconds. He pushed out two more afterwards that were shorter and sounded cut off, like the shit was blocking all the gas's means of escape. Joseph inhaled, his chest bloating as he breathed in the foul odor of the bear's sulfur-scented flatus and musky ass sweat. The ursine took a few short breaths before inhaling sharply and pushing. It all happened so quickly that the rabbit could barely fathom it. One second the puckering tailhole was shut, the next it was wide open and releasing a thick dark brown snake.

"Hope you fuckin' like it," said the bear in a strained voice as he pushed.

The excrement was massive, chunky, and hard. Any thicker and it would've been able to choke Joseph if he tried to swallow it all in one go. Joseph gagged and mumbled as the bear feces popped several times, sliding out the rectum and brushing against Joseph's teeth. He didn't chew yet; he watched as the bear voided his bowels hard and fast, the monster of a turd slowly filling Joseph's maw. The taste was rich and natural; the trucker had a healthy diet, and it definitely showed. The rabbit could feel bits of what seemed to be pepper flakes or some other tiny vegetable chunk that couldn't be digested enter his mouth. The scat slid all over his tongue, spreading around his nasty maw and piling up very fast. Joseph moaned and gagged twice, thinking he took on more than he wanted. Then the shit abruptly broke off, and trucker sighed with much relief. Not even twenty seconds had passed, yet the rabbit's maw was filled with bear scat. Joseph knew more was coming so he didn't wait. He chewed quickly and noisily, smacking and moaning as he ground the shit into a nasty wet pulp. He swallowed the filth little by little, gulping so hard that the bear could hear him.

"This is fucking repulsive," muttered the trucker to himself.

As if on cue, the fluffy creature's bowels acted up again and he found himself pushing. The bear shut his eyes and gritted his teeth as he let out the second monstrous turd sitting inside his rectum. Joseph stopped chewing and lowered his jaw again, drooling as he saw the next log. As it oozed out and brushed along his teeth and tongue, the rabbit noticed that this log was softer. He figured it was mostly composed of all the unhealthy fast food the bear ate on the road, which would explain the pungent smell and the slimy, greasy taste. But Joseph didn't care; he lapped it up all the same. The shit wasn't coming out as quickly now, but it was still copious and filling the rabbit's mouth quite nicely. He waited until the light brown waste stopped slithering out of the trucker's rump before he closed his mouth and started to chew again. He didn't have to chew much this time, as the soft texture of the shit made it feel like warm clay or ice cream flowing down his gullet. Joseph tilted his head back a little and swallowed several times, with small bulges flowing down his throat.

The bear pushed out most of his shit already and opened his eyes, sighing with relief. He could feel another tiny chunk on its way out and pushed one last time. The ursine passed gas with a faint hiss as the tiny lump edged outwards. Joseph stuck his muzzle forward and greedily bit down on the shit, slurping and sucking on the turd until it was out of the trucker's behind and in his mouth. He swallowed the excrement whole, and sighed happily afterwards. The trucker wanted to leave as soon as possible, but he knew he needed to wipe after pushing out so much defecation. That's when the bear yelped and felt something wet and fat brushing along his tailhole. Joseph, being the greedy, nasty rabbit he was, felt compelled to lick the bear's posterior clean. He ran his tongue up and down the ursine's ass crack, collecting all the salty sweat and the fresh fragments of excrement still clinging onto the ursine's tailhole. The bear could hear the rabbit as he slurped and snorted, his cold nose pressed against his dirty hole. Joseph moved his tongue up and down some more, licking all the sweat before he could start on the tailhole itself.

When he finished, he took a small breath and sniffed the bear's ass deeply. His masculine, raunchy scent stimulated Joseph, made a bulge appear in his jeans. But the rabbit would tend to his libido later; right now he wanted to focus more on cleaning this delicious, sexy ass. So he reached up and spread the buttocks apart, making it easier for him to reach the wrinkly ring. Then he moved his tongue around the hole, swirling it very slowly as he tried to lick up the slimy pieces of shit still clinging to it. It didn't take long before most of the ring was clean, so the rabbit snorted and wedged his tongue inside the rectum. The bear shouted and gasped, feeling an odd surge of excitement move up his spine as the tongue violated the sensitive area. Joseph slurped as he moved his tongue inside the rectum, gathering up the brown sludge and swallowing it. The trucker was embarrassed enough as is, but it wasn't until he looked down that he wanted to cover his entire face. His uncut shaft was rising and becoming longer, throbbing even. The ursine knew that he had no control over it; anything could stimulate the body if the right areas were groped. But the fact that it was this putrid rabbit who was making him hard was what disturbed him. Joseph removed his tongue shortly afterwards and sighed. He sat down in front of the toilet again as he licked the inside of his mouth clean.

"There! All clean now!"

The bear didn't say anything. He waited awkwardly as his erection slowly became flaccid. It wasn't until the length was shorter that the bear bent down and started to pull his pants back up.

"Dont'cha gotta pee too?"

The trucker turned around as he looked at the rabbit. "Huh?"

"Hehe, don't tell me you've taken a shit without peeing before. It's a natural thing we guys do! Besides, I can't spend the rest of the day with my breath smellin' like shit!"

"I don't think having your breath smell like bear piss is a better solution."

"At least it'll get my face and mouth a bit cleaner! C'mon, I know you got some in you! Do you wanna be out on the road squirming in your truck trying not to piss your pants? You can prevent that from happening right now just by draining that bladder of yours!"

Joseph opened his mouth wide again, as if he already knew how the trucker would respond. The bear looked at the chubby rabbit as he waited impatiently for him to get started. The trucker had to admit that he hadn't urinated for quite some time, and he'd probably have to stop and take a piss in a few hours anyway. He grumbled to himself before he grabbed his penis and gradually pointed it at the rabbit's face. Then he relaxed his bladder and the piss began to flow. At first it only trickled out since the ursine's nerves were still getting to him. But eventually he focused more on emptying his bladder, and less on the fact that he was about to piss on a stranger's face. So the golden stream burst outwards soon after, the dark yellow arc hitting part of Joseph's hoody before working its way up to his chin and mouth. When it reached his jaw, he started panting and lapping the urine up, letting it splash onto his mandible and chin. Joseph lowered his head slightly so the bear piss would go directly into his mouth and all over his face. Joseph shut his eyes and exhaled as the musky fluids began to clean off his face.

The rabbit moved his head around a bit, making sure he got piss all over his head so he could use it to rinse the shit off his face. He panted and slowly ran his paws against his chin and cheeks, wiping the streaks of excrement from his face. The yellow waste dripped from his head and rained down onto his hoody, creating stains all over it. Joseph rubbed some of the piss from his eyelids before he opened his eyes back up, along with his mouth. The trucker turned away as he kept pissing, preferring not to look at the rabbit as he drank his urine. Joseph stayed still with his mouth wide open, letting the sterile, sharp-tasting fluids flow down his throat. He gulped hard every few seconds, as though he were chugging an entire bottle of beer without taking a breath. Joseph smacked his lips a few times and slurped, licking his lips and teeth as the foul taste of bear and rabbit shit began to go away. Then he lowered his mandible all the way again and let the musky, glistening fluids fill his mouth. When the piss began to dribble out, Joseph closed his maw, tilted his head back, and swallowed it all with a huge gulp.

Joseph lowered his head and released a hefty belch from within, the flavor of the trucker's urine and shit still heavy on his breath. He sighed afterwards and watched as the bear's stream of urine started to wane. He was hoping the creature would have a little more piss in him, but Joseph wasn't being so greedy now. The trucker looked down at his dick and watched as his trail of urine eventually died down, turning into nothing but a tiny arc that trickled onto the floor in-between Joseph's footpaws. The bear pushed out the last few drops and exhaled, glad that this was all finally over. He immediately pulled up his pants and underwear and buttoned and zipped them back up.

"Thanks for the meal!"

"Sure, whatever," the bear mumbled.

Joseph grinned as the bear rushed to wash his paws, hoping he could leave before the rabbit tried to ask him to do something else crude and revolting. He dried off his paws, unlocked the bathroom door, and was just about to walk outside when Joseph opened his mouth again.

"I really do hope we get to meet again. Sure wouldn't mind eating out that sexy ass of yours...or perhaps we should switch places. I think you'll find rabbit droppings to be quite...delectable."

The bear glanced at the rabbit's leering grin and snorted as he scowled.

"Fuckin' nasty-ass freak," he said, loud enough for Joseph to hear.

The trucker walked out the bathroom and slammed the door shut. Joseph blinked and exhaled, basking in the bear's urine. He stuck out his tongue and licked his lips before he moaned, thinking about what would happen if he ran into that bear again. And for that matter, what would happen if he ran into a stranger who was much more eager to feed him, or be fed by him...