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Everyone Does It: Sour Candy

Richie woke up the next morning. The first thing he felt was the warm, fuzzy, feminine body hugging his naked abdomen. He chanced a look and... Candy yawned at just the right time before falling right back to sleep then snuggling up to his chest. One eye was half-open, he could barely see part of her baby blue iris.

He realized she was right on his arm. He moved it, it was numb. Slowly, carefully, he wrapped it around her and he pulled her closer so he could nuzzle her.

Her whiskers tickled his own, their lips touched and he kissed the sleeping ferretess.

She giggled once she felt his tongue tickle her lips. Those baby blue eyes opened and locked with her handsome friend's hazel eyes. She opened her mouth for him and he pushed the kiss deeper while he groped the rest of her.

When their kiss ended, they still nuzzled just as he noticed another part of him was now awake.

She noticed and let one of her naughty little grins show through. She reached below and she tickled his arousal with those pointy claws of hers. He squirted pre into her paw and giggled when she felt it. Then, she laid on her back and nodded.

That was all the approval he needed. Richie was on top of his beautiful mistress, then with one swift thrust, accompanied with a muffled curse in Spanish, he was in her.

The springs in her bed told her neighbors what she was up to. Some turned in their beds and tried to drown it out, some were pervs and tried to listen in.

She moaned in another deep kiss with her handsome friend, her former son-in-law.

He, meanwhile, all through this and the night before, really started to see her in a much different light than he'd seen her in the past. Sure, she had her faults, she wasn't perfect, but he didn't want her to be. He liked her how she was... he realized...

She could sense his thoughts, she was not so enthusiastic about his growing affection for her. It flattered her, made her feel special, but she didn't want to give in, not again.

Their thoughts vanished for the moment when their climaxes collided.

He gasped for air as he flooded the ferret with another torrent of his swimmers.

She arched her back and cursed, "Chingao!"

He fought to hold himself, but lost that fight. He held her instead as his climax ended. He opened his mouth to speak.

She stopped him, "Don't say it... you don't want that, not with me." It honestly hurt her to even crush him like that, but, he deserved better than her.

He didn't understand. "But..."

She shook her head, "Stop!" and got out of bed before he could say more.

His heart felt heavier when the door to her bathroom slammed shut. "I love you..." he whispered to himself.

She heard him through her bathroom door. She shook her head as tears formed, "Fuck..."

...

Next Friday...

Candice picked up the phone at the hotline where she worked, "Hola, this is Pleasured Purrverts, I'm Candy. What's your name and how may I entertain you?" She was always polite on the phone, even after reciting that same tired line with every call. It was worth it, she always told herself. She needed the money and she liked playing sexy for these cute nerds anyway.

On the other end, a small nerdy skunk stuttered, "Hi... I'm Ollie... uh, Oliver. A friend told me I could call here. I've... I've never done anything like this before."

She smiled, she could practically hear him blushing through the phone. "Ollie... can I call you Ollie?"

He nodded, "Yes, that's fine, Miss Candy."

She giggled, "Ay no, Miss Candy's an old lady, I'm just Candy. How about this... we don't have to do anything exactly. I'm happy if you just want someone to talk to, just remember to give your credit card information so I can collect. A girl's gotta eat." She practically beamed with smiles.

He stuttered, "Oh really? That is awful nice... but I've kinda already got my pants down."

She rolled her eyes, "Okay then."

The skunk fidgeted, "So I should just tell you my information?"

"That's right... I have to make sure you're not some naughty brat and I need to be able collect my pay."

The skunk blushed, "Oh..."

She sighed, "How old are you?"

"Fifteen..."

"Call back in three years." She hung up before he could say anything else. She growled under her breath, "Shit..."

She heard footsteps.

"Did I just hear you hang up on a paying customer, Ms. Cardenas?" The portly old hippo stared down at the ferret.

Candy scoffed, "No, he was underaged. You know we'd get into trouble for that crap."

The hippo shook his head, "Did you even think to ask if he had any siblings that were of age?"

Candy raised an eyebrow at her superior. "No... I'm pretty sure someone that's desperate enough to call here wouldn't want to broadcast it and two... if you'll pardon me, why the fuck would I do that anyway?"

The hippo clicked his tongue, "And here I thought you were a serious employee, if you were really serious, you'd be sitting in my office right now."

She rolled her eyes, "Your office is stuffy anyway... you should turn on the AC in there sometime, it smells like your underwear."

That got him riled up, "Well, if you're going to be that way, maybe we didn't need you back here. What happened to that crusty, old husband of yours?"

Her fur stood on her neck, "Richard died... months ago. I thought you knew this already."

The hippo nodded, "Ah, and that's what's brought you back down to being a whore for two dollars a minute?"

She stood up to him and her head still only made it to his bottom jaw.

He just crossed his arms and looked down at her. "Yes?"

She growled under her breath. "I'm not a whore." Then, she sat down as her phone started to ring.

The hippo stepped out, "Remember, be sexy and courteous."

She flipped him off as he closed the door. Next, she spoke into the receiver, "Hi, this is Candy!"

"I know... Candizia..."

That broke whatever good mood she had left. "Richie, I told you to stop calling me, now you're harassing me at work?"

The squirrel sobbed, "Please, I need to know what I did wrong."

Her temper rose, "You know what you did, what you said... I can't have that."

He still pushed, "But why? I care about you. I want to be with you."

"You don't want that... I can't do it again."

"Again?"

She bit her lip, "Stop fucking calling me, Richie." She hung up again.

The hippo was back. "And that's strike two, Ms. Cardenas... you're beginning to show quite the bad attitude for our business."

And that was the final straw. Candy got up, picked up her purse, then pushed past the hippo.

"Cardenas! If you walk out now, you're fired!"

She stopped, turned and kicked him in the groin. He fell like a sack of potatoes, a very heavy sack. "I quit!" She checked out, then left.

As soon as she made it to the curb, she stopped. Teardrops hit the sidewalk as she stood there quivering with anger. "I'm not a whore. I'm not..."

At that point, Taylor had pulled in across the street for his work shift at Tail Twisters. Right as he got out, he saw Candy. He found it odd she'd be out already. She usually came in around nighttime. "Hey, Candy!"

She heard the kind rat. She wiped her tears then tried to straighten up. She waved half-heartedly, "Hey, Taylor!"

He waited for her as she crossed the street and offered a friendly hug to her as she came up.

The ferretess giggled at that, then she hugged him and let the tears go.

He stood there with the pretty Latina crying in his arms. "Uh..."

...

They were inside after that.

He served her the usual margarita and then, since it was still early, he sat down next to her. "Candy, something's obviously got you upset. What's going on?"

She drank her margarita; it tasted as good as usual, but today had a bitter aftertaste. "First of all, I may be out of a job."

He nodded, "What happened?"

She sniffed, "I got into a fight with the boss, he's always had it in for me because I wouldn't blow him like those other putas he has there. I kicked him in the balls today, so there's no way I can go back after that."

He fidgeted with some beer salt as he listened. "Mmhm, is there anything else? I know the first time I lost a job, back when I was a fresh-faced graduate, I didn't cry this much."

She looked at him, "It's..."

"Guy problem?"

She blinked.

"Believe me, I'm bi, I've had my fair share of guy problems myself. You look like how I did when I came out to my best friend in 12th grade. He didn't take it very well. He called me faggot and told me if I ever came near him... that's how it goes sometimes. So?"

She got his point, "It's Richie."

"Mhm?"

She sighed, "Last weekend we... I'd missed my last bus home, I couldn't drive because my license had expired and I just hadn't had the time or money to fix that. I called Richie to pick me up, he did. We got home and..."

He nodded again, "Mhm?"

"He stayed the night and we fucked. But sometime that next morning, he decides he wants to settle down with me and... I'm not good for him. I can see that, why can't he?"

Taylor sat up, "Maybe he does, but he doesn't care. Maybe he likes your flaws."

She sighed, "I don't. Lately... I'm starting to feel my age. I'm 28 years old now. I'm going to be 29 in October. All I've done with my life was marry an old squirrel for his money then fuck around behind his back. I feel dirty every time I'm with Richie because I always see his father in him. If we do get together... I can't see me being the devoted wife... I've already proven I can't be that. He deserves better than me." She'd started crying again.

Taylor held her, let her cry on his shoulder.

After a while, she calmed down. She sat up and whispered to her friend, "I have to pee."

He smiled and let her go. "Go ahead." He watched her go then got up.

...

While Candy was in the restroom, the front door to the bar opened.

Taylor brightened up for the customer. "Good afternoon, welcome to Tail Twisters."

The bulky wolverine sat at the bar, his badger boyfriend clung to him while the zebra and hyena sat on either side of him. "Afternoon, Taylor. It's been quite a while."

The rat nodded, "It has been, almost five months now. Where've you been?"

The wolverine shrugged, "About."

"Sounds like you, Siegfried."

The mustelid nodded while his badger lover nuzzled his neck in plain view of Taylor. "As you can see, I've got this one trained quite well by now. And you? How's that little bat bitch of yours, you got him trained?"

Taylor shined a glass, "No, Vladimir is my lover and my friend, you don't get to talk about him like that."

Siegfried shook his head, "That's the kind of thinking that's killing this damn country. We're being overrun by limp-wristed liberals like you who can't take a joke."

Taylor chuckled dryly as he poured shots of whiskey for Siegfried and his posse. "I've known you for years, Siegfried. I know when you're joking and when you're not."

The wolverine let his glass sit while the hyena, zebra and badger each quickly drank theirs. "I'm driving today. I'll just have a water."

Tay laughed, "What? You guys all take turns on driving that old Gran Torino?"

The wolverine was about to fire back when Candy left the restroom.

The pretty ferretess had taken the time to fix her makeup after doing her private business.

Siegfried and his guys saw her.

Taylor rolled his eyes.

The wolverine grinned, he hadn't had a ferret, especially not one as fine as her. He gestured for his boys to disperse, though the badger still chose to sit by his master.

Candy wasn't stupid, she saw how they looked at her when she came out but figured she could at least let them try. She walked right up and past the two larger mustelids then sat in her usual seat. "Taylor, could I get a menu here, please? I think I'd like to try some of your food. It just occurred to me, I'd been coming here for years and I've never tried."

Taylor got her a small lunch menu. "There you go, Candy."

She smiled as she took the menu then took the time to read it, enough time to let the wolverine or one of those other guys try their luck.

Siegfried didn't wait. "Pardon me, Miss, but did I hear your name was Candy?"

She didn't take her eyes off the menu. "That's right, why? Got a sweet tooth?"

He laughed, "I'll bet you've heard that one a lot. I'm Siegfried." He sat next to her, two inches from invading her personal space.

She put down the menu then looked up with those precious blue eyes of hers. Her snowy white muzzle spread in a cute smirk, "Siegfried..." She abruptly handed the menu to him, "Could you help a hungry gal pick something?"

He took that in stride and faked his best smile as he took the menu. "Well, uh let's see. The wings here are real nice, but I doubt you're the type of girl who likes anything that spicy."

She scoffed, "Please, I'm Cuban, I love spice. Más caliente, más mejor!"

He did not know a lick of Spanish but nodded, "I couldn't agree more."

"Tay! Tell Mike I'll have your hottest wings you've got."

Tay quirked an eyebrow at hearing his co-worker's name spoken by the ferret. He shrugged and decided it was best not to ask. "Okay, and that's going to be 6 dollars."

She pulled out a crisp 10 dollar bill.

Taylor took it. He put it in the cash register, gave her the appropriate change then called through the window separating the kitchen from the main bar. "Hey Mike, we got a pretty lady out here asking for your hot wings!"

The pine marten in the kitchen smiled, "Heard you loud and clear, Taylor! Hot wings for the lovely Latina." He blushed when he let that last bit slip through.

Tay shook his head. Now he knew they'd met. "They'll be out soon, would you like another margarita while you wait?"

She smiled, "Yes, please."

The drink was prepared quickly then given to Candy. She supped happily from the glass.

The wolverine cleared his throat, "Well then, I don't suppose you'd indulge an old wolverine like me while you wait for your meal."

She looked up as she daintily drank her cocktail. "I'm listening."

"I'm going to be blunt. I find you very attractive, Miss Candy and I would like to take you home and lavish you as any man should."

She giggled, "Go on."

Encouraged, he continued "And, if you're open, I would like to share you with a few of my friends."

She looked at him, "Really? How many friends are going to be there?"

Just as she'd asked that, the hyena who had entered the bar with Siegfried put his arms around her petite waist. "About the four of us, mon cherry."

Candy could barely suppress her hormones then when the hyena had his buff arms wrapped across her midriff. But as much as she would like to take up their generous offer... "Thanks, but no thanks. I'm really not in the mood today."

The hyena, Theodore tried to egg her on, "Come on, baby, Teddy's gonna get you in the mood."

She unbuttoned her coat and slipped out of his grasp. "Taylor, could I have those wings to go?"

The rat nodded, "Right away."

She looked upon the wolverine and hyena, even as their other two friends stood around her. "Could I have my coat back, please?"

Theo grinned and waved it at her, "Come and get it, Candy."

She reached for it, then he pulled it away and grabbed her boobs with his free paw. She growled then slapped him.

That pissed him off. Before either of his friends could stop him, the hyena grabbed Candy and tore her blouse, exposing her bare breasts to the males around her.

Siegfried got up, "Theo! What the hell?"

The hyena growled, "You saw, she hit me, in my face!"

"I'd a punched your lights out too if you pulled that crap on me, Theo. Let her go!"

The hyena shook his head, "No. I'm not letting her go."

Taylor sighed, then reached under the bar and pulled out a large, metal, baseball bat. "Put her down, Theo."

The hyena flashed his teeth at the rat, "Fuck you, faggot!"

Candy, however, was able to break free while he was distracted and repaid his violation of her person by biting him as strongly as she could.

He cursed in pain then backhanded her, knocking the ferret out cold. Then, as he rubbed his bloodied arm where she'd bitten him, he took a strong blow to the face from the fat end of a baseball bat.

Taylor shivered in fury as he stood over the unconscious hyena. "Sieg... take your boys and go."

The wolverine nodded, "Tyrone, Edwin, we're leaving."

The badger spoke up, "But what about Theo?"

"You saw, Edwin. He's made his hasty decision, he's not one of us anymore. We're going now."

He handed his keys to Tyrone, "Get the car started for me, Ty."

The zebra nodded and left, the badger followed closely after.

Siegfried stayed, "I'm deeply sorry for my friend's actions."

The rat didn't look at the wolverine, "I know you are, now go. I'm calling the cops."

The wolverine grumbled then walked out.

Taylor let his bat drop to the floor then helped his friend up. "Candy!" He called out back, "Mike! Call 9-1-1!"