Office Smex 3 : Team Building Exercises

Story by tamati the nine tailed fox on SoFurry

, , ,

A intimate dinner out becomes more intimate than anyone was expecting.


No matter how one dressed them up, work related get-togethers always carried an air of suspicion with them. Sure the higher ups could brag about how high class the location where they were holding the event was, and how the company would pay for everything, but for the staff attending there was always that niggle that the reward would come with a string attached. Most of the time it was usually that they'd have to sit through a speech of how they needed to keep pooling their efforts for the success of their office, or listen to announcements of how things were going to change for the upcoming quarter, and sometimes it was something more...devious. As the ladies filed into the restaurant there was an unspoken agreement between them that the latter could very well be afoot. By name they were Renamon of the Digi-world, Master Jenny of Alderbarran, Krystal of Cerina, and Amaterasu of the Japanese Pantheon. Professionally, by contrast, they were little more than average working women, earning their daily wage at an average office firm. Nothing as special as their titles indicated, but the four still liked to address each other as such. It made them feel that needed bit above the norm. "Five stars in the Zagat, and glowing reviews all over the net. Seems Tamati wasn't kidding when he said he'd be sparing no expense for dinner." Krystal mused as she checked her phone. Beside her, Jenny grumbled at such positivity. "Yeah, which makes me wonder what he's going to ask in return." The white feline muttered, much to her friends' chargrin. "Still so little faith in our boss' generosity have we?" Ammy queried. Jenny caught the disapproval in her voice and sighed as the four were shown to their table. "Well am I the only one who still remembers last quarter? That stunt he pulled with the thermostat to make it hotter than hell so we'd all get sweaty and excited? The orgy that he instigated which made us all late on our targets?" The feline queried. Several looks of acknowledgement were shared, but her triumph was short lived as Krystal quickly cut in again. "Well yes, but have you also forgotten what we got out of that in return? I'm quite enjoying that new corner office, Ammy's got her face plastered all over the 'Employee of the Month' section of the front wall, and last I heard you and Rennie were making good use of that quarterly bonus you got for pulling all those extra hours to make up for things." The oomph behind Jenny's speech died with her confidence as she looked around the table and had to acknowledge the truth behind her friends' reply. "With that in mind, is this really so bad? Can you honestly not at least try to enjoy having a proper night out at no cost?" Ammy queried in that heavenly, soothing tone of hers. Being a goddess it made sense for her to have such an unearthly beautiful voice, but personally Jenny found it downright infernal how she generally used it these days to speak in support of those less than honest. "Well...no...I just wish Tam would be a bit more up front about his intentions." She replied. This brought several looks of puzzlement. "He said he wanted to have a nice sit down to discuss actions for next year." Krystal argued, to an arched eyebrow and a withering stare. "And if that were the case, where are Yawg and Canonfox then? They work with us too do they not?" "Well we sure hope we still do." Came a voice. Everyone turned to see a plain looking, bespectacled white rat and a dwarf sized vulpine approaching the table. "Sorry, we got here early and decided to grab an aperitif at the bar." Canonfox replied as he set down a cocktail glass stacked with fruit slices and little paper umbrellas. "Figured so long as we aren't picking up the tab we might as well go all out." The two sat themselves next to the ladies, who in turn looked back at Jenny with a demand for her to explain this new development. "Did we miss anything conversation wise?" Yawg queried. Jenny looked poised to answer, but found herself stopped by the one occupant who still had yet to say anything. "Please, don't." Rennie whispered. "Let's try to just accept this for the gift it is and not make waves. I don't want to have to drag you away by your arms like when we hit up that nightclub last week." The shame, coupled with the quiet, tender pleading stamped out Jenny's will to argue. Picking up a menu, the feline took a deep breath and told herself to take her friends' advice. "No, nothing important. We're just shooting the breeze." She replied while checking what other treasures of intoxication the restaurant had to offer. "Any word on where Tamati is?" Yawg checked his phone and shrugged. "Said he'd be here shortly. Just needed to make sure all is ready." Noticing the perplexed looks this earned him the rat quickly added. "Apparently he's got something special planned for us tonight. " Perplexity faded to confusion, then segued back into suspicion. At least two of the table's occupants had to laugh at the tone of the message. "Of course he does." Ammy giggled as she picked up her menu. "So does that mean we should wait to order or is he planning something more physical?" "Hey your guess is as good as mine. That's all he was willing to share with me." Yawg replied. With a heavy hmmmph Jenny took that as a sign that she shouldn't wait. "Well, so long as we have the table to ourselves, I'm going to join you in whetting my appetite with something." The feline summoned a waiter and got orders for drinks, letting herself relax a bit now that booze was on the way. "So, Ammy, on the way over you were saying something about an exhibition this weekend ?" Smiling wide and brightly, the white wolf reached into her purse and drew out a flier. "Oh yes, thank you for reminding me! I wanted to make sure you all could attend!" She unfolded the flier across the table, revealing a variety of beautifully painted Japanese ink portraits that were advertised as now being on show at the local museum. "Now that we're past the bottleneck of last quarter I've had a considerable amount of extra time on my paw, so I thought I'd dust off the old Celestial Brush and see if I still had the knack for bringing vistas to life. I'm glad to say I'm not as rusty as I feared." Rennie whistled softly as she beheld the fruits of her friends' labor. "So you're finally going back on the art circuit again? " "Yeah, when I can. Interest is looking quite promising, but I'm not about to leave you all behind if it picks up as expected." The wolfess smirked as she held up a fan of admission tickets. "I only go where my friends can follow me." There were a myriad of blushing faces as every accepted a ticket. Even Jenny had to smile a bit at the insistence from her friend that they remain together as a team no matter where life may take them. "I trust that means you won't be handing in your resignation any time soon either?" Krystal teased. "I mean don't get me wrong, I'd love to see you back at your true calling, but at the same time, I fear what the office would be like without you." Silence fell, then shattered as everyone laughed again. "Yeah me too. Perish the thought, I'm not going anywhere any time soon." Ammy assured as the drinks were brought over and set down for everyone. "Besides I still need models for my next few projects." Jenny paused in her partaking of the sweet alcohol in her glass. "Sorry?" Ammy held up her thumbs and index fingers, cropping the feline and the digimon beside her between them like she was framing a picture. "I admit I've been wanting to capture you all on canvass for a while, either together or as separate portraits. Just the diversity between you, your looks, your bodies, you'd be so gorgeous in ink!" Jenny and Rennie contemplated each other, their eyes inadvertently tracking down to judge their forms. They surveyed the hefts of their generous breasts, so teasingly held in place by the tight stretch of their evening gowns. They followed the curves of each other hips, the gentle allure of their soft faces, the prettiness of their fluffy fur, their silken hair... "You know, she does kind of have a point." Rennie stated. "Yes she does." Jenny replied. "Just, you're talking about straight portrait painting right? We all know you can do a lot of other wonderful, and potentially dangerous things when armed with that brush of yours." Ammy snickered and held her paw up to signify she was being honest. "Cross my heart, I just want to paint you all." She replied while making a small X on her exposed cleavage. Jenny trembled with growing excitement as she thought about her, Krystal and Rennie posing to be immortalized for all to see. "Well then, just let us know when you want to do so." She replied. "I'll be happy to make it an official office event. We could even charge admission for others in the building to come and watch!" All eyes turned as a final figure grabbed the remaining seat at the table; a certain grey furred vulpine with a shocking mane of pure white hair, and nine perky tails that waved and swayed behind him like a fan. "Evening ladies, and gentlemen." Tamati said, to a chorus of arched eyebrows and perplexed expressions. "Well, you certainly took your time." Yawg commented while looking at his watch. "You said we had to be here spot on 7:00." With a winning smile and a wave, Tamati gestured that all would be explained. "I needed to double check a few things in the kitchen and the bar. Make sure everything was perfect for this evening." He soothed as the waiter returned with two bottles of wine. While more alcohol would normally be welcomed among the group, the sight of the beverages coupled with their bosses' wording only furthered the suspicion hanging over the table. "You...were in the kitchen?" Krystal asked while eyeing the wine as it was uncorked and served. "Doing what exactly?" "Why, seeing the staff got my memo about the fixed menu I assembled. I wanted us to be treated to the best, so I sent word prior of what courses we wished to have." The dubious stares all around grew worse. "I see...so then there's no need for us to bother with these then?" Ammy held up her menu. "Nope, but rest assured you won't be disappointed. I made sure of that." Tamati rose and held his wine glass high. "But first, I say we toast! To the completion of a successful quarter and with good wishes for the coming weeks!" Everyone looked at their wine, a few reached for it by instinct, others just peered intently at the rose coloured liquid. This had better not be what I think it is! Jenny telepathically pinged to Krystal. Pursing her lips, the blue vixen picked up her glass and sniffed it thoughtfully. No, no, it's not actually. At least, it doesn't smell like it... Krystal looked up, seeing her boss was grinning at her like a Cheshire Cat that had decided to try posing as another species for a change. Tamati winked at her to try the beverage and she obediently took a sip. Nope, believe it or not, this is in fact normal wine. Rather flavorful and sweet wine at that. Krystal took a longer drink and licked her lips. The dubiousness died down slightly upon seeing the nine tailed fox apparently was not going to pull the trick everyone had been expecting. "Well then, to a successful quarter and a productive next one!" Ammy declared. The chink of glasses ran across the table as everyone followed. "So, now that we're all here, what did you want to discuss Tam? Company stats?" Canon Fox queried. The vulpine shook his head and eased back into his seat. "Nah, we're out of the office now. No need to drag work out with us." Now everyone looked surprised. "Seriously?" Jenny asked, cocking her head as she sensed Tam's sincerity. "Seriously, pretty kitty. This is time for us to unwind and talk about what we want to talk about so feel free to say whatever comes to your mind." He glanced to Ammy. "What was this you were saying about painting us all?" The white and red painted wolf hmmed thoughtfully as she took in the sight of her superior. Tam was sensibly dressed in a jacket and slacks, with one of his favorite maroon colored shirts on underneath. It was a modest ensemble to be sure, but ever the mischievous fox, Tam had the shirt unbuttoned enough to reveal the cleft between his chiseled pectorals, and his jacket had clearly been tailored to hug his torso like a second skin, showing off how much muscle he was packing underneath. Even while respectably attired, Tam's desire to tease those around him still took priority. Ammy snickered as she found her mind wandering to naughty thoughts. "Well, if I may be brutally honest for a second, the d‚cor in the office seriously needs a mood lift. Save for the entrance area there's nothing personable or exciting on any of the walls, nothing to really make the place pop." The wolf replied. Jenny again felt the need to interject, but this time Rennie found cause to beat her to it. "Yeah that's kind of par for the course, Ammy. It IS a standard cubicle farm set up." The digimon stated, cocking her head when this only served to rile her friend up more. "Maybe, but it's OUR standard cubicle farm set up. I just think we could do with adding a little personal touch. Something to show we're proud to call it the place where we work." The query as to whether such was really necessary was silently shared around the table. Tamati nevertheless looked intrigued. "Well, now, that certainly sounds like an idea. A nice splash picture of us across the reception desk, maybe one of me on the wall that overlooks the printer, a personal portrait over every cubicle...yeah that could work." The fox grinned again as he thought it over. "It'd be up to everyone's individual preference how 'risque' they'd be...though the more the better...." Eyes were rolled at what was being inferred, much to Krystal and Ammy's chargrin. "Hey come on! It's not like we haven't bared all already in the office." The wolf mentioned. "Well I haven't, and I'd like it stay that way please. My private life should be as advertised." Yawg noted. "And I need to first consider the canonicity of how I'd be depicted." The tiny fox replied. Tam just giggled. "All fair points. Now what about the rest of the table?" He sipped his wine slowly while his eyes panned across the other occupants. "Rennie? Jenny? You have any arguments?" The digimon and kitty looked to each other. A moment of discomfort passed between them, but then as they thought it over the incentive to protest vanished from their faces. "Do we have any arguments to being placed on a wall for all to see? Honestly?" Renamon twisted her wine glass through her fingers as she debated. "Well professionalism aside, I'm used to walking around naked anyway, and it's not like I don't enjoy seeing you all in a likewise state." Feeling her cheeks burn with blush, Jenny idly toyed with a lock of her brilliant pink mane. "I guess it's no secret that I did enjoy getting to play with Rennie during the orgy..." From where he sat, Tamati could not look more pleased. It was all he could do to avoid snickering into his wine when the digimon's paw sought out that of her beloved feline and held it gently. "I'd be happy to paint you both together if you'd prefer." Ammy noted, murring as the two looked to their entwined paws. Running her thumb through Rennie's plush fur, Jenny shivered slightly at the idea. "That would be kind of nice..." She commented. "Might as well. It's not canon so there'd be no harm done." Canon Fox commented as he downed the rest of his drink and reached for the wine bottle, completely ignoring the abrupt collapse of the table's mood. "I know you have to say that as part of your job, but still I have to ask, how DO you decide what is and isn't canon? Your system seems so...arbitrary." Jenny said. The minute fox promptly raised an eyebrow, then shoved his paw between himself and the feline. "Oh no, I'm not spilling the secrets of my work! It's my entire reason for being! I'm not letting anyone replace me!" More eye rolls ensued, many of the table's occupants having apparently expected such an outburst. Truthfully, out of everyone present, the vulpine probably had the greatest amount of job security (heaven knows no one else could conceive of marrying themselves to such an inane position as his) but still, his obsession with being the one and only dictator of canonicity would not be dampened! "Well, I can testify that there's a certain monetary incentive that goes into the decision." Krystal said regardless, relishing the glare that came her way as Canon Fox poured himself another drink and sat seething behind his glass. The rest of the table, however, seemed genuinely intrigued by this revelation. "Is that so? Huh, guess the mystery of how you acquired that swanky new suit and the top of the line Lexus is thus solved then." Tam mused. More ire was cast his way. He reacted by simply pointing to the ridiculously expensive clothes Canon Fox was wearing. "Hey you don't want us to talk about it, stop making it so obvious!" The little vulpine sighed and chugged his booze, giving silent thanks when the waiter brought soups and salads for everyone. Again suspicion descended upon Jenny as she eyed her appetizers, but upon lifting a spoonful of the steaming soup to her nose, the feline was surprised to discover it was something quite different to what she'd been expecting. Still checking to see that Tam isn't up to his old tricks? Krystal pinged upon seeing her friend's expression. Well...yes. Apparently he isn't. Jenny replied. She popped the spoon into her mouth and blinked at the rich flavor that tickled her tongue. Yeah this isn't spiked. It's just normal, hot, peanut soup....wow. She looked to Tamati who just nodded and smiled at her amazement. "Surprised? I've noticed the little bowl of peanuts you keep at your desk; how you snack on them constantly and seem to savor their flavor." Jenny's ears flushed red again, her suspicion promptly dying under the flow of delicious peanutty broth. For the first time that evening, the feline had to consider that maybe she was being too harsh in her judgment. Maybe Tamati really did intend for this to be nothing more than a friendly get together. "So, did anyone see this week's episode of SWAT Kats?" She asked. "I did. Actually got me thinking..." Krystal munched thoughtfully on salad for a moment then leaned over to face Jenny. "Last week during my idle web browsing I came across this fan fiction piece that attempted to wrap up the whole love quadrangle between Jake, Chance, Callie and Anne Gora..." Jenny furrowed her brow. "Think you mean Lt. Farrell. Anne Gora's just the news reporter who can't keep her nose out of trouble." Krystal munched some more, then shook her head. "No this definitely featured Anne Gora. Anyway, it decided to run with the idea that she and Callie accidentally stumble upon Jake and Chance's secret hangar while dropping off their rides for servicing, and find themselves at the latter two's mercy as they decide how to deal with the fact that their alternate identities are now known." Tamati snickered. "Well props to the author for actually getting to the core of that sub-plot, and far faster than the show's writers did. What was the outcome?" "Oh they talk for a bit, let the girls know their lives are going to get a whole lot more complicated now, and finally name their price for trusting them to keep silent on the matter." Noting the way the blue vixen was animatedly gesturing with her fork, Jenny narrowed her eyes. "This fan-fic, it wasn't perhaps on those slash forums you showed me by any chance was it?" She lowly inquired. Krystal stopped midway through waving her utensil about as her own ears flushed red. When she gave no denial the entire table erupted in laughter. "Wow, that's even better! Why didn't they hire that guy to write for the show?" Tam asked. Stabbing her fork into a lettuce leaf, Krystal leaned back and glared at the feline. "Beats me. Regardless of its pornographic content it was still a damn good read! Really went into the ups and downs of relationships built on secrecy, and whether such revelations work out well for anyone." She snapped. Not to be intimidated Jenny went back to eating her soup, pretending to have not picked up on her friends' irritation. "I'm sure the actual show will handle that point just as well when they finally get to it. At any rate they've still got half a season to get through so it makes sense they'd want to keep the suspense going for a while longer." She replied. "Maybe, but some of us can only wait for so long before we finally lose interest." Rennie replied. "That's why my collection of anime series is so schizophrenic. I can't be bothered with the episodes that are clearly just filler, I want to watch the parts that deal with the real meat of the story." Jenny looked to her digimon friend in disbelief. "Even though the filler episodes often add development to the characters and shed light on aspects of their lives that would normally be shoved aside for the main plot line?" Rennie shrugged. "If I really want to know that I can just read up on it on the fan sites. My TV time is precious, I want to spend it watching something with real drama." Jenny cocked her head. "But...that's like reading a book where you pick and choose which chapters you want to skip. You wouldn't do that would you?" Ammy rolled her eyes and snickered. "You've obviously never read Lord of the Rings have you? Or Naked Lunch?" The debate continued on through the appetizers. When the waiter took the plates away and set down a dish of braised beef soaked in a red wine sauce on a bed of wild rice, Jenny only paid it half a mind, then saw even that was unnecessary since the food again tasted delicious and completely free of hidden surprises. The booze continued to flow freely as the night progressed. Every time someone drained the bottles dry the waiter seemed to appear like magic with fresh supplies. Everyone's tongue was soon growing very loose indeed as they ate and chatted about whatever topic they wished. "And that is why Peach is the best princess ever!" Krystal slurred, holding her glass aloft in triumph. "I dare anyone to argue otherwise." There was no outcry from the table's other occupants. Indeed most of them seemed to be giving the vulpine's words some serious thought. "Well, I can't deny you made some very strong points on her vs. Zelda and Daisy..." Ammy contemplated the remaining crumbs of the dessert she'd just enjoyed. "...that said, your commentary on Rosalina was a bit...profound. I had no idea you felt so averse to her." Krystal took a swig of her wine and raised her paw in preparation for the next phase of her rant. "Look let's face some cold, hard facts here. Peach gets "kidnapped" on an average of twice per week. Factor in the usual time it takes Mario to make a rescue attempt that's approximately 278 days per year where she's away from the Mushroom Kingdom, leaving it essentially leaderless. Despite that, said kingdom is still running like clockwork thanks to...whatever she does during the few times she's actually in office. That's either some pretty damn good ruling right there, or a case of her knowing who to delegate to make sure her kingdom can survive in her absence!" Another swig and the vulpine rose to her feet. "Now imagine if we take that mindset and apply it to the entire cosmos. You think we'd still have problem planets like Sauria mucking up the works? Would the Lylat system have to live in constant fear of terrorist attacks because the one ruling the stars is too busy to do anything about it?" Silence fell as those present turned the questions over. "I don't know what's worse, the fact that you can still make such valid arguments while drunk off your tail, or that I have to admit that I kind of agree with you." Jenny muttered, giggling into her wine as Rennie hiccupped then grabbed for what would be her tenth glass of the night. "Peach would probably get the galaxy back in order...I just....urgh." The digimon held her head and giggled anew at how sloshed she was. "Am I the only one worried about what having that kind of power would do to her? I mean, she's a good monarch, don't get me wrong. But there's a very big gap between one kingdom and all of the cosmos. You know that kind of gain would go straight to her head." Silence fell again, then was shattered again by more drunken laughter. "Maybe, but it'd still be wonderful." Ammy dreamily replied. "If her ideas for home d‚cor are any indication, she'd weave the stars into a gorgeous tapestry." The wolf looked pointedly at Krystal, who politely pushed her back. "Hey don't take my word for it. I'm only going on what I saw when I last visited." The vulpine replied, trying not to snicker as everyone leaned forward with demand for more information. "For all I know that bed of piranha plants with kinky intentions could've been planted by someone else, and the whips and leather ensembles I saw in her closet could indeed have just been torture implements that Bowser was temporarily storing there." So animated were the ladies in their talk that none of them noticed Tamati watching them with a silent gaze of triumph. "Yeah, well, I doubt that." Jenny mused as she nursed the last little bit of her drink. "I've had plenty of intimate time with her to know what she's like. Peach is not your typical sexually repressed and morally upright girl....which in turn is why I agree with Krystal. She has no hang ups and no qualms about having fun so, yeah, Rosalina can, and probably needs to suck a fat one. If I had to choose who I'd want as the one ruling over me, it'd be Peach." Another silence, not of contemplation this time but of awe. Jenny slowly ceased in her wine necking as she became aware that everyone was now staring at her with a stunned expression. "What?" The feline asked. "Nothing, just...wow. What happened to the reserved, disgruntled and suspicious Jenny that walked in here with us earlier?" Krystal asked. Her friend's ears folded down in puzzlement, then rose as realization struck. "She left about five glasses ago. Thought you all might appreciate a change of pace since this evening isn't turning out how I imagined." Jenny replied, blushing as her boss cocked his head. "And just how did you forsee this evening turning out, my dear?" Tam inquired. His own ears swayed forward in rapt attention as the feline blushed even harder. "Well...um....I mean....what with what's happened lately and....you know..." Jenny's booze addled mind struggled to think of a polite way to phrase her response, then promptly gave up when it became clear that Tamati had beaten her to it. "You thought I was going to pull another hijinks like I did with the thermostat?" Suddenly Jenny found the attentive gaze that she'd been enjoying just minutes before was now making her feel uneasy. "Ummm...maybe?" She said, flinching when Krystal chimed in. "She thought you might have drugged the food or something, or tried giving us McHornyberry Wine." Jenny now expected a sharp retort, but instead Tamati just pondered then shrugged. "I guess I can't blame you for that. The orgy I instrumented probably left quite an impression on you all, didn't it?" He asked. The smile never left his face as everyone nodded. "I trust it was at least a favorable impression?" All eyes turned to the little fox who was picking at the remains of his dessert. He responded with another shrug. "Eh, don't let the fact that it was non-canon influence you. I just said it wasn't because I didn't want any of you to feel pressured into participating, even though you all did anyway." He smirked. Eyeing the liquid in her glass, Rennie knocked it back and let herself slip that much further into inebriation. "Well, then yeah. It was cruel of you to time it when we were in a crunch, but at the same time, I guess it was obvious that we all enjoyed it regardless." She said with an embarrassed grin. Following the lead, Ammy drained the bottle next to her and contemplated the flavor of its contents as they coated her tastebuds. "I'm actually kind of surprised you didn't go the McHornyberry route...I mean you had so many opportunities..." She looked to Tamati, and noticed he was now beaming like a torch, his teeth gleaming in the light of the candle on the table. "Oh I did. I just thought it'd be easier if I waited for you all to loosen up first." Though the haze of drunkenness was great, the grey fox's words still managed to pierce through it. "Wait, what?" Jenny demanded as she dropped her glass. "Indeed...what?" Ammy echoed, more in confusion than anger. "I mean, I didn't taste anything in the wine, or the food." Tam pointed to the plates in front of everyone. "The chef told me the sweetness of the port he soaked your desserts in would mask it. I'm actually quite amazed that it did to this extent." He studied everyone's reactions, arching an eyebrow upon seeing how many of them contained some measure of disbelief. "Seriously, none of you noticed the slight tang in the consistency?" Everyone looked to their plates in befuddlement. "I guess that would explain why it's been feeling increasingly hot in here..." Ammy said while mopping her brow. On her end, Renamon likewise noted the seeming rise in temperature and slipped her arms free of her dress straps so she could fan her fur. "Hmmm, could be the port is slowing the effects..." Tamati mused before noting Yawg and Canonfox were looking increasingly awkward. "Don't worry, I made sure your portions weren't spiked." "Oh...well, phew I guess." Yawg stated. "Aw, damn." Canon fox lamented. From where she sat, Jenny felt something trying to pierce through the mirth of her inebriation, a feeling she recognized from earlier attempting to reassert itself at the forefront of her mind. Looking to Rennie, the feline mewled softly as she felt her body growing hot, the sight of her friends gradually peeling off their clothes to alleviate their own arousal only serving to make her drunker. "Just...why...Tam?" She murmured, trying to resist the sight of her boss slipping off his jacket to reveal how tightly his shirt clung to his muscular torso. "Why not? We're here to have fun. I just thought I'd spice it up in my usual way." He murred, enjoying how Jenny's will to resist was quickly dwindling away. Sneakily one of his tails slipped under the table, stretching out to find the feline's legs then gently sliding up between them. "Ngh...but here? Really?" Jenny said as her paws dug into the table cloth. "What? Never tried going public before?" The kitsune replied as he playfully brushed over her panties. "Well if that doesn't sit well with you, you don't have to stay. I'm just offering here, not forcing." That only made it worse. Somewhere, in some deep recess of her brain, Jenny was cursing the fact that she'd let her boss trick her like this again...yet at the same time the rest of her body was quietly reminding her that yes, Tamati would never make any of his employees do anything they weren't comfortable with, and likewise she and her friends had already had a hot and fun orgy in the office, so was a restaurant really that much different? "Jenny..." Renamon said, blinking in surprise when the feline closed her eyes and reached to take her paw. "Just...give me a minute here..." The kitty said while clenching her thighs around the invading tail. She looked to the vixen and wolf next to her, feeling her chest growing hotter as Krystal pulled her dress away from her torso, and Ammy shrugged off her bra. "Don't suppose this also counts towards the company fitness regime does it?" Reveling in the freedom from her clothes, Ammy smiled at her friend and licked her lips in want. "I could see to it that it does...if you want." She giggled. Taking this as a cue, the tail slipped under Jenny's panties, finding a soaked and ready vag waiting to be tended to. A few gentle brushes and Jenny was smashing her fist down on the table as she made her decision. "Fine! But I get dibs on Rennie!" She said before pulling the aforementioned digimon into a deep kiss. Tamati offered no protest, he just added another tail so both women were being tended to, while silently laughing that they would immediately jump each other's bones (something they'd had to be coerced into doing previously). While the intial oomph may have been driven by the combination of the wine and her drugged dessert, the feel of Rennie's soft and warm lips was what kept Jenny holding the kiss. While the two may officially have thought of themselves as just friends and colleagues, in the heat of moments such as this, both had to acknowledge that their feelings went a bit deeper than that. Jenny loved her digimon for the energetic, upbeat hedonist she was, and Rennie adored Jenny for always being willing to take that extra step with her into decadence, however reluctant she might have initially been. Granted the two cared for Ammy and Krystal in similar measures, but between them personally, yeah they were pretty hot for each other. "Right, I'm taking this as my cue to go and hit the bar again for a night cap. Uh, thanks for dinner and all that Tam, I'll see myself out." Yawg said as he scooted himself away from the table and stood up. For the first time that night, Tamati looked disappointed. "Is there seriously no way I could ever convince you to at least try joining in once? You know you're always welcome." Rather than be appreciative of his boss' generosity, the rat just looked irked. "Do I seriously have to repeat my reasons again? I work for you, and that's it. You want to turn the office into your own kinky sex dungeon that's your calling, just leave me out of it." Yawg walked off as Tam looked to Canon Fox. "Likewise. You want this to be canon? Step aside and let me take the reins, otherwise, I'm out as well." The minute vulpine stated as he hopped off his chair and ran after the rat. The black kitsune rolled his eyes that two of his trusted employees were yet again turning down an offer he thought was too good to refuse. "So once more it's just me alone with the girls huh? Well, fair enough." He sipped his wine while sliding more of his tails under the table. Sharing his lament at the departure of the other males, Ammy turned and grinned at her boss. "Well, at least you can handle such an undertaking...." She said while lifting one of her great white breasts up to lick at the tender nipple. Tam nodded slowly as he skillfully hooked his tail into her dress and helped pull it the rest of the way off her body. "True that. Just sometimes I wish I could fathom why I'm the only one who seems to want to feast on the pleasures of life." Finally breaking from her kiss, Jenny licked her lips and purred as Rennie grabbed for her dress and tore it open, letting her big, heavy boobs bounce free. "You're not. You're just the only one who needs to go about it in the most perverse way possible." The digimon teased as her friend took her in another kiss, then moved down to bury her face in the fuzzy warmth of her chest fluff and, well, her chest. "Touche." Tamati replied as he slipped his tails against each female's wet slit. Exercising the same manner of prehensility, he relieved all four of their panties simultaneously, then withdrew as they took up the task of helping each other dispense with the rest of their attire. "I know this is more Rennie's thing, but have you considered going au naturel more often, Ammy? You look so beautiful with all the red designs on your body, and the way your fur wisps up into those cloud formations on your shoulders and your legs. You should show that off more." Climbing up onto the booth seats, Ammy stretched out on her front, letting her vulpine friend explore the aforementioned wonders of her body. She felt the need to remind Krystal that she was, of course, a goddess, so a few unearthly attributes were par for the course, but then thought better of it. What may have seemed standard to her was above the norm for others so it was better that she just accept the praise and enjoy the fact that someone wished to worship her as was befitting of her status. "Well...I used to. Back in Japan most folk acknowledge that if a pretty white wolf is running around in naught but her fur, wielding a paint brush and a burning disc on her back, she's probably a celestial being trying to stop demonic forces from taking over the land. Over here you don't have problems like that so it seems like it'd be a bit silly." She murred. Feeling paws knead her supple ass, she rolled over and gazed lovingly at Krystal as the vulpine helped herself to the new treasures on offer. "Why? You think morphs would appreciate me more if I went back to basics?" Sliding her paws back up along the wolf's toned tummy, Krystal contemplated the question. She cupped Ammy's big soft boobs and tenderly licked the nipples, savoring how pure and, well, heavenly the lupine tasted. "Well I would. As would everyone around this table." The vixen finally replied, leaning up to kiss the wolf. Tam added to the moment with some more tail teasing, gauging how wet everyone was getting as he slowly unfurled his second surprise of the night. "I trust none of you forgot about these..." He mused while taking off his shirt. All four females moaned and thrashed, almost in unison as they felt something hot and long penetrate them between their legs. "Ooooh right....you sly bastard." Rennie sighed as the familiar texture of a throbbing erection pressed gently at her folds. Being a kitsune, Tamati's talents for mischief weren't limited to just the mental plane, he had a few physical attributes as well that he loved to bring out when time and life demanded it. One such attribute was that his tails were not only prehensile enough to function as added limbs, each was equipped with an additional penis hidden in their fluff that the kitsune could use when having to handle multiple lovers. Indeed, though his staff teased him mercilessly about it, the claim that Tamati could handle an orgy solo was no exaggeration. He really did have the gear and the stamina to take on as many as 10 morphs simultaneously, and as such, the smugness to his grin as he yanked his pants open and kicked both them and his boxers away was actually merited. "Only giving you what I know you all love." He churred. Pushing the table aside, the kitsune closed the distance between him and his staff, offering each of them another tail cock if they desired extra, while idly deciding who to plow first with his primary kitsune-hood. Between his legs the biggest and meatiest shaft he could lay claim to throbbed in painful want as Rennie pushed Jenny onto the couch, mooning her boss with both of their rears as she leaned down to taste and treasure the kitty's boobies. Tam reached out and squeezed the supple yellow cheeks, rubbing his thumb against the tight pucker between them and listening as the digimon moaned in response. He thrust his tail cock deeper into her depths, then did the same with Jenny, Ammy and Krystal. Though his vocal chords demanded the right, he politely refrained from howling in his own triumph at managing to simultaneously fuck four babes, even though they really gave him a run for it as their walls squeezed his dicks and forced him to really work to maintain a rhythm. "Course now the question is...who gets, or wants, some extra love?" He queried. The decision was proving difficult to make, considering how tempting all four women were looking. As such, like the boss he was, Tamati decided to let them make the call instead. Looking at the kitsune and catching his line of sight, Renamon pondered. She gazed back at the gorgeous feline underneath her, leaned in to kiss her again, then looked up at the dripping tail cock silently begging for attention. Next to her Ammy and Krystal had similar reactions as they thought over having Tam's main cock, vs. any of his other extensions. "Jenny?" Rennie asked as the kitty purred and squirmed from having her depths penetrated anew. "Mmmm...I suppose I did let you all go ahead of me last time..." The feline mused. She looked over at her boss and rolled her and Rennie over again so she was now on top. "My only demand is I'm not getting off, nor letting go of Rennie. This sexy digimon is still mine!" Tamati laughed long and loud. "Done, and nice to hear too." He replied while grabbing the feline's hips. "I'm glad you're finally being more open about your feelings now." Jenny winced as two wet fingers were pushed into her tail hole, helping to open her up while her cunt was repeatedly stuffed full of kitsune meat. "Yeah well, after you....ngh...coerced us into kissing....ahhh....I figured it was too obvious to....ngh...deny anymore." She grunted as her pucker relaxed, allowing Tam to line up and push himself in. Her wince worsened as she felt she was now filled to bursting in both holes, but to his credit Tam held still once he'd hilted himself, letting her get used to the sensation and start to enjoy it again. To be sure though, Renamon pulled her down into another kiss, reminding the feline that the one she loved more than anyone else was right there with her. "I'm glad that happened too. It makes me happy knowing you feel so strongly for me." She whispered. Jenny let out a strangled purr then buried her face in her friend's soft titties again as she was doubly rammed from behind. Rennie leaned up to take one of the free tail cocks in her mouth and suckled it hungrily, gulping down the generous amount of pre that flowed forth. Krystal and Ammy followed suit, having switched to a 69 so they could alternate between sucking Tamati off and licking each other to ecstasy. Tam nimbly snaked his tails between their eager mouths, letting them rile him up before going for their soaked cunts. All around them the other diners were reacting in the expected way...that is, by either snapping photos on their phones, or otherwise just getting on with their meals. A few did ask to be reseated somewhere with a less direct line of view, but that was only because the sight was either making them feel inadequate by comparison, or arousing them too much to focus on their food. "Huh, and here I was thinking this was going to be the typical dull and stuck-up type of high-class eatery." A well dressed raccoon mused from several tables over. The shapely female fox sitting opposite him hung her head and groaned as he flashed her a playful smile. "Maybe I should let you choose where we spend our dates more often." "Don't go getting any ideas, Sly! I had nothing to do with this." The vixen muttered, uttering another sigh as her dining partner's eyes followed the bounce of boobs and the thrusting of hips. "Well, it still makes for some lovely dinner time entertainment." He replied, to which his date finally grabbed him by his hair and shoved his face into the cleavage spilling out of her low cut evening gown. "Just remember, you swore yourself to me. These tits take priority over all else!" The vixen commanded softly, smiling as her date murred and sweetly kissed her chest. "Duly noted, my love!" He replied trying not to chuckle as he looked up and saw the vixen was likewise finding the action hard to look away from. Really he couldn't blame her at this point. It was like the best of everything on offer. Rennie was getting reamed in all three holes, Jenny was experiencing the power of the main beast that was her boss, and Ammy and Krystal were doing each other as well as being done. It was practically the perfect orgy, made all the more amazing by the fact there was only one male involved. "Gahhh, oh you girls are so wonderful!" Tamati uttered as the sensations of mouths, pussies, asses and paws assailed him from all sides. Such stimulation would've quickly reduced a normal morph to an ecstatic stupor, but Tamati was no normal morph and bravely endured with his relentless pounding of Jenny's supple butt. He still had to grit his teeth and tense his muscles though, as the sexual demand of all four women proved deliciously intense. "Gonna cum here....gonna cum so hard!" "Me too....spirits, me too!" Jenny moaned as her entire nether region was rammed like crazy. Much as she hated the way her boss kept pulling these shenanigans, she did have to note that he knew how to make a girl feel like she was in heaven. Even without the aid of the Mchornyberry spike from her food, she still would be enjoying this. Tamati's little trick just made it more pleasurable, and with the feel of Rena grinding against her body, smooshing their tits together and pleasing her lips with kisses, it wasn't long before the kitty lit up with a pink aura of orgasm. Everyone around her quickly found themselves subjected to a sudden, and very pleasant, shock of mental bliss, followed by Tamati throwing his head back and feeling his whole body react in a similar manner. Cum sloshed heavily into both of Jenny's lower holes as the kitsune gasped and shared the climax with his lover. On their end, Krystal and Ammy looked mildly disappointed as their cocks refused to release their creamy contents, leaving their needs unresolved while Tam wrapped his arms around Jenny and kissed her gently on the cheek. "Damn, seems the old saying is true. The more nerdy and reserved gals really are the best fucks." He churred. Jenny questioned the validity of that statement, but still, Tam had made her cum, and he seemed to really appreciate being allowed to have sex with her, so a little egotism could be forgiven. Renamon, on the other hand, seemed to have a different idea as she looked up past the field of her friend's boobies and narrowed her eyes at her boss. "Well, that's enough to please you, there is something that's been on my mind: specifically the office next to Krystal's that we're currently using for storage." Giving Jenny another kiss, Tam locked eyes with the digimon, silently asking her to continue. "Seems like a waste of space just putting our unused computer towers and screens in there when they could just as easily fit in the supply closet, plus I think our last performance reviews are proof enough that Jenny and I work best when we're together and undisturbed." Tam nodded slowly, conceding that the digimon did have a point. "I take you wish to make the same arrangements for an upgrade as Krystal then?" Renamon nodded then moaned as Tamati's tail cock drilled deep into her tunnel. Giving the shocked Jenny a gentle kiss, she helped her roll off and lay herself bare for the kitsune. "Well, let's see what we can do then." Tam declared as he picked the digimon up and took her in a kiss of his own. "I suppose this means I owe you one for later?" Jenny queried. "Mmmmm." Rennie replied, grinning into the kiss when her beloved feline just giggled. "Alright fine. I'll wait for you to name your price then." She slumped against the back of the booth, feeling the quivers of afterglow slowly leave her body. Next to her, Krystal slurped thoughtfully on the cock in her mouth and pinged a thought into the kitty's head. You know, you could try bartering a bit too. Tam may be a mischievous little kitsune but he does give as much back as he demands. Rubbing at her burning crotch, Jenny took a deep breath and smiled softly. In due course, Krystal. Some of us are actually happy with just having a job and friends who we care about. Krystal scoffed, earning herself a mouthful of pre. In her mind, Jenny was too noble and too simple to know when she was on a roll, but at the same time, Rena was currently earning them about the only thing that would really improve their work environment so it wasn't like she was going to leave empty handed. Fine then, if you won't claim a prize tonight then I will! Namely you! Jenny turned then meeped as she was tackled by the blue vixen. While I respect you and Rennie for getting serious with each other, until the word 'monogamous' works itself into your relationship I till intend to think of you as available! You're too damn cute and sweet to resist! Jenny fought to strangle her purrs as the vixen tugged off her trademark circlet and established a full strength link between their minds. I don't know whether to be annoyed by that, or flattered.... The feline moaned as two warm paws kneaded her breasts. Gahhh...you are so reckless! Yeah but you're so worth it! Krystal replied as she dove into the raw, unhampered realm of her friend's highly advanced mind. While such would be suicidal to any being who didn't have the advantage of psychic discipline (as Renamon could, sadly, attest) Krystal was not one to be discouraged by risk. Jenny was the most susceptible to giving and receiving pleasure telepathically when she wasn't wearing any of her focusing gems, and that made it all the more tempting for the vixen to submit herself to whatever may happen, just so she and the feline could experience a rapture that few others could! Behind them, Tamati's teeth gleamed in delight as he switched up his tails, plugging Jenny and Ammy with two apiece while Ammy got three to play with and Renamon got the remainder. With a low chuckle, the kitsune realized that no matter how he arranged things he still had one more cock than he had holes to fill, though the digimon seemed intent on trying to fix that. As he pounded her pussy, she clamped down on the cock in her ass, then slowly slid the other two into her mouth. "Easy there....ngh...don't choke yourself!" He cautioned, to which Rennie just glared at him in dismay. "Tam...oh gaaaah..Tam please....you know I'm a professional.....oooooh yes!...in every way." Though he thought himself to be as aroused as physically possible already, Tam found himself soon ascending to a new level of pure, carnal lust as the digimon carefully stretched her mouth around his two thick tail penii, apparently flat out ignoring the hindrance of her lower jaw in the process. "So you are....fuuuuuuck....I have got to get this on film at some point....eeeeeeghhh....no one else would believe it unless they....grrrr...they see it!" Rena mmmed softly as she sucked on her boss' lengths. While it may have amazed him, this wasn't as incredible a feat as it might've seemed. She was after all composed entirely of sentient data, and thus her body was more pliable than a being made of flesh and bone. Of course, on the flip side, she'd never admit that to anyone. It was more fun watching their reactions and enjoying the subsequent admiration. It certainly got a rise out of her boss as he slammed himself into her harder than ever, having apparently expended nothing from his previous orgasm. Sure his cocks still leaked pre, and some were starting to spurt, as Ammy was finding out, but Tam wasn't about to let that stop him. He was going to keep at it till the gorgeous females were all satisfied, and he was quickly getting Rennie to that stage as each bump of his hips sent another cascade of pleasure up through her body. She sucked harder on his dicks, slurping her tongue around the throbbing meat as her lower regions were sufficiently tenderized. Next to her, Ammy moaned and murred as her own set of penii spewed their warm cream all over her face and tits, stroking the lengths for more as she licked up their tasty contents. Tamati groaned as a fresh set of orgasms overcame him, but as Rennie seized up and squeezed his main cock, he knew now was not the time to rest. The sight of the yellow digimon thrashing and squirming in the grip of climax was too hot and too inviting for him to not want to join her, not to mention the way she just kept sucking him off without losing rhythm was a challenge he could not turn down. He focused on synchronizing his thrusts with those of the tail cock he'd crammed into her butt. If she could pleasure him double time well he could damn well do the same! No one was leaving anyone else behind tonight, especially not when they had an audience cheering them on. "Shall I get the bill for you, Highness?" One of the waiters asked a very regal looking white pony sitting at the table next to where the action was taking place. "Huh? Oh, no, not yet. Um...actually why don't you bring the dessert wine menu around again? We could do with another bottle, right Luna?" The mare asked the midnight black equine sitting beside her. Said equine jumped as if startled, but then quickly nodded, much to the waiter's concern. "With all do respects, you two have already finished off two bottles apiece of the house port..." He said, arching an eyebrow when the mare hiccupped and blushed. "Yes, but...we'd like to stick around just a little bit more. Need to see how some things turn out." The white pony said while still keeping her eyes fixed on the sight of the other females getting a very hot and needed dicking from every direction. "You sure you can't get us a bit of whatever they were having?" Sighing and reminding himself how much extra this was going to add to his tip, the waiter bowed respectfully. "I shall see what I can do." He said before sweeping himself out of the dining area. Now left to their own devices, the two mares nervously chewed their nails, their other hands diverted to obvious parts further south as they watched in quiet desperation for the orgy to just keep going. On her end, Krystal sensed their want and felt a deliciously perverted glow burn within her. You know, truthfully, it actually is kind of fun causing a scene like this. She pinged to the feline underneath her, moaning as Jenny shot back a searing sense of utter joy. May...mmmm..Maybe. Still think I'd prefer something more intimate and private....She mewled while kissing the vixen. That said....the sensation that everyone around us is...ngh...enjoying this as much as I am is making me hot! Krystal mmed and licked at her friend's tasty maw, holding onto her for dear life as Tamati's tails rammed them both. Their relentless ferocity spoke of how close their owner was getting, as was the one current on the receiving of his main member. Rennie was reeling from the force of a second climax, and was all but begging Tam to finally just fill her so she didn't feel so selfish. She got her wish a few thrusts later, when all four of the cocks she was tending gave a simultaneous lurch and let flow their tides. "Fuuuuuck....ahhh yeah!" Tamati roared as he covered the digimon in his spooge. Renamon hungrily gulped down what she could, rubbing the amount leaking onto her tits to spread its heat all over her as the kitsune slowed and let himself taper off. "You always are adamant about going above and beyond in your work aren't you?" Rennie snorted some cum out her nose and smiled smugly. "So long as the end result is worth it, yeah." She licked the quivering tail cocks, getting a few more drops to slake her thirst before Tamati took her in a warm kiss. "So, you'll get someone to set us up in that new office then?" "If that's what you desire then, yes! You know I'm a kitsune of my word." "Yeah, for better or worse." Krystal teased before being silenced by a violent ramming of the cocks in her butt and cunt. She whimpered and writhed pitifully in Jenny's grasp, betraying how good it felt to be penetrated double time. Being the considerate friend that she was, Jenny wasted no time in psychically amplifying this sensation until the vulpine was yowling with the rush of another orgasm. "And your sense of timing isn't too bad either." The feline giggled as she kissed and snuggled with her vixen. Seeing her friends were occupied for the moment, Ammy reached for one of the glasses on the table that still had liquid in it. "Think we may need to get some more drinks here soon. I'm getting parched." The wolf said as she downed the drink. Smacking his lips, Tamati noted that everyone had expended a lot of fluids, and from their looks they expected for him at least to expend a lot more. Granted that was hardly a concern given his supernatural nature, but after a moment's thought the kitsune got an idea. "Shall we relocate to the bar then?" He asked, offering a gentlemanly paw to Ammy while keeping his other arm wrapped around Rennie. "I'm sure we can add the tab to the final bill." Ammy accepted the paw, and giggled as Tam just picked Rennie up like she weighed nothing. The digimon groaned as she was jostled about, her butt clenching as her boss got a good solid hold on it. "Tam, seriously, I can walk! That last orgasm was heavenly but it didn't paralyze me." She protested. "Oh I know. This is more of a 'limbering' session for the next part. No point maintaining this sort of body if I can't use it for something practical." He flexed around Rennie's hips, getting an eye roll and another groan. "You are such a terrible show off." She muttered. "Perhaps, but I hear no complaints. Indeed I think those around us are rather enjoying the sight." He gleefully replied. Indeed the restaurant was now held in total silence as everyone watched the entourage of naked and beautiful morphs change location. Sweeping off a section of the bar, Tam plopped Renamon onto it, giving her another kiss as a familiar little fox looked up from his martini. "Oh, you're coming over here now?" Canonfox queried as Jenny and Krystal pulled up next to him. "We were missing you over at the table." Tam smirked, though upon sighting that the stool next to the vulpine was empty his expression dropped somewhat. "Yawg left already?" "Your action was getting too loud for us to maintain a conversation so he headed for home. I'm just *hic* sticking around cause hey, I'm not having to pay for any of these drinks." He declared while clumsily tossing his booze back, not even noticing when a fair amount of it sloshed onto his expensive suit jacket. "On that, I highly recommend you give the Mai Tai pitcher a try, they make it niiiice and *hic* strong here!" With a snap of his fingers, Tamati gestured to the bartender that he would be taking the fox's suggestion into consideration. Looking up from the glass she was cleaning, the reptilian lass eyed up her new patrons and took a deep breath. "Coming up, sir! Just try to not knock over any of the glasses if you're going to get, well, freaky." She replied, cringing when the kitsune embraced Ammy and gave her a similar amount of sweet tongue action. Shaking her head, Jenny shuffled her and Krystal over to Rennie, giving the digimon a sly grin upon seeing how much cum was caked all over her fur. "Need a clean-up there?" She asked. Running her paws through her sticky fur, Renamon sighed and smiled. "Only if you're offering to do it yourself." She replied, murring when Jenny positioned herself so she was between her legs. "You are such a thorough and immaculate girl." "I'm a cat. It goes with the territory." Jenny reminded her while lapping up the mess decorating the digimon's inner thighs. "Still, your efforts are...appreciated. Gah that tongue!" Rennie gushed as Jenny dragged the rough texture of her mouth meat through her fur. It was a shame most of the cum had already gone cold, but fortunately the digimon still had plenty of hot juice nearby to garnish it. She made sure to get every last bit, all the while holding her friend's legs steady as Rennie shivered and silently pleaded for her to stop with the teasing. Next to them, Tamati happily accepted the pitcher of fruity alcohol that was set down next to him and poured Ammy and himself a glass. "So, just as a thought, if you're going to get back into painting again, why don't you call down a few of your fellow gods to come and model with us?" The kitsune asked, much to his subordinate's surprise. "Most of them are occupied with their roles in running the natural order of things. I'm only able to hang around here because this is my main area of focus." She explained, before remembering something else that made her chuckle. "There's also the little niggle that very few of them are female..." If that was meant to put Tamati off, it had surprisingly little effect. Indeed, he actually looked more interested as he reached down to finger Ammy's still wet depths. "I believe I've already made it clear that I pride myself on being both open minded and all inclusive. The offer is always there if others wish to join us." Tam looked to Canonfox, who promptly glowered. "*hic* Nope, still not canon...*hic* and still not happening. Check with me when you're done." He drunkenly dragged himself over to another stool further down the bar, leaving his boss rolling his eyes. "Not to mention it's been a while since I got to have fun with another guy." He muttered with disturbingly deep regret. Catching the intent, Ammy looked unsettled, which wasn't easy considering she had some very active fingers keeping her in a partial trance of pleasure. "You really are terrible." She said, sighing when Tam just removed his fingers and moved to get behind her. "And yet you do nothing to resist me." He commented as he bent the wolf over the bar. "Well....mmmph...I've also met with worse folk in my life. Ooooohh...and you at least make me feel good....ngh...and give me a place where I can work....and be with my friends...." Ammy's tone slowly changed as she felt a stiff cock brushing against her petals. Two paws joined in to pry her ass apart, and then she was moaning properly as Tam got stuck into giving her a taste of his primary shaft. "Fuuuck....there are times when I....gaahh....think my standards are too low for a...god..GOD!....I mean a goddess." "Nonsense." Tamati whispered as his paws trailed north to grope her boobies. "If anything more deities should try adapting your mentality. Might help their PR to drop the 'high and mighty' approach and come down a bit closer to our level...ngh....morphs can more easily identify with someone who's got...ah yeah...character faults like they do..." From where she was preparing a second pitcher of Mai Tai, the bartender had to look up in disbelief. "Are you seriously having a discussion on existentialism while in the middle of sex?" She asked, getting a strained giggle and a moan from the group. "It's hardly the weirdest thing that's happened during heated moments..." Renamon responded cryptically. The reptile debated on whether to press for more details, then when Jenny finally moved to bury her face in the digimon's muff, she decided to just set the drinks down next to them and let them moan. "And I thought I'd already heard everything while working here." She mused while watching Tam proceed to pound away at his wolfess with new vigour. "Although I have to admit this is an impressive display of vitality." Tamati beamed proudly while Ammy just dug her claws into the bar and thanked the fact that it had a varnished top. It made it easier for her to slide back and through across it as she was pounded back to the peak of ecstasy. "Well when in this situation...mmm...one cannot falter in their stamina." The kitsune replied as his hips wetly slapped Ammy's butt. The bartender glowered as if unconvinced, though Tam noted her gaze remained fixed on the action before her, much like everyone else behind him. The thrill of so much attention only added to the kitsune's high, prompting him to pick his wolf up off the bar and cradle her in his arms. Jenny may have needed release, and Renamon may have just liked it rough, but for a living goddess one had to show a bit more respect. They deserved worship, and so Tamati worshipped. He kissed Ammy again, softly and romantically, while giving her big breasts a tender squeeze. Every movement was carefully calculated to show how much he adored her, not just for her body but for her open minded spirit. Even if he didn't show it, he was well aware that the white lupine was under no obligation to work for him or serve him in any way. She just did so because, as she said, it allowed her to be with her friends, as well as help her understand the lives of those she was sworn to defend when needed. Sure with the other members of his staff he could claim executive rights and coax them into sex, but with Ammy, this was a privilege and he showed his gratitude for it. "Someone just got oddly romantic all of a sudden." Rennie sighed as another ripple of delight shot through her. Between her legs, Jenny gave her clit a quick brush with her tongue, then wet her fingers and slipped them in so she could move up to clean the digimon's stomach. "More like someone is just trying to play his cards right, but I'll grant the effect is similar." Krystal murred as she reached for one of the kitsune's free tails and moved it down to her own needy snatch. Tam cast her a wayward glance, then winked as four more tails zeroed in on the blue vulpine. One made for her ass, another stuffed itself into her mouth. The remained rubbed themselves against her bouncing boobs as she gave a soft moan of relief at not being forgotten about. "Still, it's nice to see Tamati can be sensitive too..." Rena replied while flexing around her feline's maw. This made Jenny purr warmly as she again got to sample just how strong and toned her beloved digimon was. True the jokes about the size of her butt were still too funny to resist, but honestly, Jenny loved how much muscle her yellow warrior had too. Her abs made for the perfect sample platters as she licked them clean, tasting the cum on each one and judging how it melded with Rennie's natural female scent. "Maybe...but...mmmph....it can't hold a candle compared to....ahhh...compared to you two." Krystal stammered. With five cocks tending to her, the vixen had every right to be in heaven, yet heaven apparently had decreed she deserved a little extra for...well, some arbitrary good deed she had apparently committed. As she was fucked every way imagineable, keeping her nice and ready for when Tamati could get to her, Krystal also had the visual feast of her two friends demonstrating again how deep their feelings for each other went. Renamon wrapped her arms around Jenny's neck as the feline finally reached the last major area of cleaning, taking her in a kiss so delicious and loving that it all but demanded to be photographed and framed as a demonstration of true affection. Kitty boobs smooshed with vulpine tits as the women made out, no longer afraid to admit the truth about their desires for each other. Nay, they wanted the world to know now, to scream it out and cherish the happiness of finally being able to indulge in what they had previously only dreamed about. It was an ironically positive result, considering it had come from a combination of being drunk and having their boss pull rank over them. "All's well that...gulp...ends well." Krystal murfled as the tail cock dove back into her maw, while her friends began to grind their bodies together. On the other side Tam was getting close again, howling lowly in delight as Ammy seized up in delight and howled along with him when another climax crashed down upon her. Her walls squeezed and squeezed and squeezed his dicks, their aggravation shown in how they convulsed when the kitsune meat just kept slurping in and out. "Tam....GAAAAHHHH...Tam please cum in me. Just....ooooohhh...just let yourself go." Ammy begged as she grabbed the kitsune's hips and tried to hold him inside her. Tamati marveled as he felt himself suddenly rendered immobile, the lupine's god-like strength having been cleverly concealed by the relatively normal size of her limbs. "Don't mind if I do...but I'm going to...ngh...need to move just a little bit.....please?" He grinned sheepishly. Ammy shot him a glare that proclaimed she was holding him to his words, and loosened her fingers just enough for him to resume slamming her depths. Her claws grazed his buttocks for additional incentive, but like before, Tamati was not about to back out of a promise. With a final plunge he felt his balls pull up and his third load shoot out deep into the wolf. She writhed and groaned at the searing heat flooding her, and this time Tam had to let her go. The force of his own orgasm was too great to stand against. Rolling her eyes, the bartender reached for the pitcher of Mai Tai and pulled it out of the way of crashing canines. Both flopped heavily onto the bar, panting, sweaty and obsessively licking each other's muzzles as they were united again in the haze of afterglow. "Th-Thanks." Tam stammered as he reached for a drink and poured it down his burning throat. "Thanks back stud." Ammy replied as she like inhaled two glasses worth from the pitcher. "Think we can safely say this night has satisfied us on all fronts." Reaching for the second pitcher and drinking its contents down as well, Tam wiped his mouth and turned to the final member of the posse, the one he'd made sure to keep on the brink of orgasm for exactly this moment. "Mmm, not quite. Not till I make sure everyone has gotten their fill, in every sense." Krystal gasped, then whined as she was deprived of all her lovely penii. Tucking them back into his tails, Tam pinned her to the bar and dragged his tongue across her cheek. "I know you're not one for mushy dialogue or build up, so shall we just get right down to giving you what you want, Krystal?" The vixen responded by grabbing Tam's buttocks and forcing him roughly up against her. "If you know what's good for you then yes, that'd be lovely. No one keeps me teetering on the edge and denies me release!" She said with a wide but dangerously wolfish grin. Tamati did his best to remain unbothered by it. "Ooof.....erm.....Okay then! Just if I could be permitted to move a little..." He shifted to line himself up with her tunnel, pushing himself in and swallowing hesitantly as her claws dug into his rear. He didn't actually fear she might hurt him...well at least not yet, but he also knew that a girl who was as drunk on carnal lust and desire for cock as Krystal was a girl you immediately obeyed! Wrapping his arms around the beautiful blue vixen, Tam proceeded to start hammering her good and proper, giving a glimmering grin of his own to show he wasn't about to disappoint. "Okay now I'm morbidly curious: just how is he able to keep going like that? From one of you to the next without even a pause in between?" The bartender queried as she quickly gathered glasses up off the counter before the aggressively thrashing tails and writhing bodies of her patrons could knock them off. "Laying aside the magical energy kitsunes are naturally imbued with, when the alternative is discovering what Krystal is like when she doesn't get satisfaction most quickly find the incentive to perform...or die trying." Ammy replied. The reptile respectfully cringed. "You're joking right?" She asked. The wolf merely poured herself what remained of the Mai Tai and sipped delicately at it with no hint that she had spoken anything but the truth. "Okay I'm moving to the other end then. Just holler if you need anything." The reptile picked up all her dirty glasses and relocated herself to the safer side of the bar, where all she had to deal with were Rennie, Jenny and the increasingly comatose Canonfox. "You know you could always join in, if you want. Least we can do for blocking any other customers from getting a drink." The digimon murred, her face wrinkling with barely held glee as Jenny combed it down with her tongue, planting a little butterfly kiss every time she got a section to her desired level of cleanliness. "Much as I'd like to, I'm still on duty. And anyway I'm a salaried worker so the lack of patrons doesn't affect my pay." The bartender plainly responded as she likewise wiped her wares till they sparkled like new. "What's more, I've got a cutie at home who cares for me the same way you two do about each other..." Noting the way Rennie looked momentarily crestfallen, the reptile subtly plucked a napkin from the counter top and scribbled a phone number on it. "That said, if you must insist, we're both off on the weekends. Just leave the perpetual motion machine with your friends if you please." She nodded to the viciously pumping kitsune, again having to shake her head as he just ploughed into Krystal like there was no tomorrow. "That can be....ahhh...arranged." Rennie gasped as Jenny lightly bit her neck, then slid down to sample her fine tits again. Noticing the napkin being slid her way the digimon subtly plucked it up and folded it behind her feline's ear, covering for the movement by kissing her on the forehead. "We try to...ooooh...use our time off to 'detox' from what he puts us through." Despite the loud schlurps of deliciously messy fucking drowning most of the ambient noise out, Tam still managed to pick up on this. "Hey I demand the best of you...erghhh...so I can give the best back!" As if to demonstrate he unfurled two of his tail cocks and sent them to fill up Jenny and Rennie's nether regions again, though this time he kept his movements slow so the intrusion didn't interrupted their tender moment. "Ngh...that you do, Tam...oooh gaaaah...that you do." Krystal whimpered as she was shown no such tenderness. Not that she'd have wanted it anyway, the vicious pumping and hammering of her snatch felt fine as is and any cessation would have just ruined things for her. Indeed as her butt ground against the countertop in tune with Tam's pistoning hips the blue vixen let her feet finally leave the floor, allowing the kitsune to hold her fully in his arms and do whatever he wished. Catching her intentions, Tam leaned in to take her in another kiss, ever so gently nipping at her lips while continuing to impale her upon his length. On their end Rennie and Jenny gave a likewise moan of agreement as they held each other and continue to let their tongues explore each other. Jenny nursed hungrily upon her digimon's delicious mounds, leaving them only when Rennie demanded another kiss, another sampling of her kitty's tender and so warm maw. "Geeez...*hic*....so close to canon, and yet still so far." The little fox sitting next to the action mused into his empty glass. "I need to work on some new guidelines for the coming...*hic*...quarter so this doesn't keep happening." The bartender looked up from her glasses and cocked an quizzical eye-ridge. "You sure that'd be safe for your health?" "Huh?" "Well from what you've been mumbling all the while you've been here, I gather your existence depends heavily on there always being some manner of disruption to the overall canonicity of things. If everything stayed true to canon you would have no reason to be around, thereby the lack of canon is not only beneficial to you, it's critical. You cannot co-exist with canon." All fucking slowed to a halt as everyone stared at the reptile in perplexity. Canonfox struggled to process this new revelation through his severely inebriated mind. He slackly swayed his jaw from side to side as if trying to mouth the bartender's words. "I cannot exist with...can...whaaaa?" He muttered before his eyes glazed over and he promptly fell backwards onto the floor like a small but weighty sack of dead meat. "Poor little guy, he couldn't take it." The saurian mused as she picked up a rag and began wiping the counter. "Well at least he stopped drooling all over the bar." Being the only one not currently in the midst of a sexual high, Ammy stepped over and knelt next to Canonfox. "It's okay he's just unconscious, probably from all the booze. A night's rest and a heap worth of painkillers should fix that." The wolf replied while staring in disdain at the one responsible for her coworker's black out. "The logic bomb seemed a bit cruel though." "Hey, I've had to listen him prattle on for what seems like two ice ages, all the while watching him make a complete mess with his drinks. He's better down there than if I'd had to cut him off." The reptile smirked. "Besides, I gotta have a little fun while I'm here." Ammy was dubious, but Tam promptly laughed. "Clearly they know to hire the right attitude here." The kitsune replied as he grinned at Krystal. "Now then where were we? Oh yes..." The vixen barely had time to catch her breath before she was being pounded again, the concern over Canonfox's wellbeing promptly forgotten as her boss took her back up to the height off ecstasy. "I don't know if I should be amused or disturbed that you did that." Rennie mused as the bartender quietly beamed her satisfaction. "Course that was ironically more diplomatic than what I'd have done to get him out of your hair so...heh...nice work." "All the advantages of being the only sober morph present." The reptile snickered. As Rennie and Jenny got back to their own fun she mmmed at the way they showed such love for each other, reaching down to grab several concoctions and whip up a special brew in one of the clean pitchers. "Here, make sure you all drink at least a glass of this before you go. It'll help avert a hangover." "Th-Thanks....oooooh." Jenny moaned as Rena's paws found her tits again, squeezing and kneading them gently, while below Tam's tail cocks stoked the fires of their treasures. While their McHornyberry induced trance was starting to dissipate, the two were still wet enough for another round. Silently both paid Tam their thanks for making this last bit nice and romantic rather than an all out fuck fest. Krystal on the other hand...yeah, she was still getting what she needed, and from how loud her moans were getting, Tam was going to make sure she never needed again...well, for about a week at least. "Tam...oooh fuck..Tamati yes....harder!...YEEEESSS!" The kitsune growled in quiet victory as he felt Krystal seize up in orgasm again, biting his tongue to avoid likewise crying as she grabbed him by the neck and sank her claws into his skin. While the penetration there may have hurt, the similar act he was performing further down helped dull it with another gush of pleasure as the vixen's walls convulsed around the fat shaft stuffed inside her. Baring his teeth, Tamati gave her a moment to come down off her climax, then it was just right back to fucking again, seeing to it that Krystal had no interruption in her supply of rough, carnal glee. Though he was barely holding off his own orgasm, the kitsune was not about to let one of their respective highs end prematurely. That would just be rude if nothing else. As she found herself being aggressively ground against the bar top, Krystal felt her grip slipping. Frantically she scrambled for purchase, but not wanting to be further mutilated, Tam slowly coaxed her to just let go and flop across the bar. It made it easier for him to then grab her tits and give them the same loving caresses as that which her friends were receiving. Loving caresses that, coupled with the thrusting dicks in their cunts, soon had Jenny and Rennie crying too as orgasm once again came down on them like a ton of bricks. From where she had Canonfox's head in her lap, giving him somewhere soft and warm to rest against, Ammy reached out with her other arm and caught her two colleagues as they collapsed from the force of their climaxes. "Think you two might want to come in late tomorrow?" She teased as the thoroughly exhausted cat and digimon held tight to each other, kissing in between gasps of air. "Maybe. Maybe. We're certainly going to sleep well tonight." Renamon said breathlessly. Grinning in satisfaction that the night had been a hit, Tam gave his final few thrusts then howled in triumph as he too fell to the all consuming mirth of pleasure. Krystal clawed deep gouges into the bar top as she felt a second rush of hot fluids being spattered all over her love box, her tongue limply hanging from her mouth as the grip of sexual bliss refused to loosen its hold on her till long after Tam had tapered off and slumped onto one of the empty bar stools. "Well...that was quite an enjoyable dinner." The kitsune sighed as everyone murred their agreement. "Yeah...no arguments here...." Krystal gasped as she rolled over and grabbed for any vessel around her that might still have some vestige of liquid. The bartender kindly poured her a glass and shook her head as the vixen promptly downed the whole thing in one gulp. "Well now that you're hopefully done, would you mind settling up your tab so I can try to get this place into order again before we close up for the night?" Paws groped blindly for something to hang onto, something that would help the three women curled up on the floor find the will to stand up again. "I think we...erf...should. I'm starting to feel a bit dizzy...and weird..." Jenny murmured as Rena helped her shakily to her feet. "Can you call us a taxi while we go and find where our clothes went?" The reptilian female duly picked up the bar phone and began dialing, while everyone gradually retraced their steps back to the table, and their means of getting out of the restaurant with some semblance of modesty still intact. EPILOGUE "You seriously can't come in today? Neither of you?" Tam queried as he looked despondently around at his nearly deserted office. "Urgh....you hear that groaning sound in the background? That's Jenny puking up whatever's left in her stomach. Least I hope she doesn't have anything left in her stomach cause I think I'm about to hurl again." Came the weak and somewhat angry reply. "Seriously Tam, how could you not see this coming? We've told you numerous times of what happens during a McHornyberry come down!" Hearing another episode of someone doing their best to bring all the contents inside their body into the aether, Tam gave a sympathetic wince. "Well yeah but it wasn't that much. Least the chef assured me he'd only use a cupful or thereabouts." Tam protested. "And also, the bartender gave us something for the hangover!" "Doesn't....urgh...doesn't matter. A Mchornyberry come down is not the same thing....ughhh...and right now we are in no position to do anything besides some serious porcelain throne worship...urgh...you bastard!" Rena muttered in an increasingly sick sounding voice. Behind her Jenny continued to retch helplessly. "Do you want me to call an ambulance?" Tam asked with concern. "No...urgh....we still have the cure Krystal whipped up while on Sauria. Oooogh.....just gotta wait for it to kick in. We should be fine in...a week or so..." Tam stared aghast at the phone. "A week!? But...the reports for next quarter are due, and we need the numbers crunched for accounting and..." The sound of two beings helplessly vomiting in stereo promptly cut him off. Folding his ears down in defeat, the kitsune waited till silence finally returned to the line. "Actually never mind. Get better first and then we'll worry about that." "Ooooooh....sure....just next time....no more berries please." Rena pleaded. "Duly noted....and, um, I really am sorry." The kitsune meekly replied as the call was terminated. Hanging up his phone, he turned to view the other sole occupant in the office, who was likewise hanging up from a call, and looking unsettlingly cheerful. "Any luck, Yawg?" "Krystal's too sick to get out of bed, Ammy temporarily left this mortal plane to detox among her fellow deities, and Canonfox is currently still recovering from his own indulgences. Looks like it's just you and me for now." The white rat perched his smiling muzzle atop his paws. "Which means I finally get to be privy to a sight I never thought I'd see: you having to actually do some work for once!" Tam rolled his eyes, then stared at the visage of empty desks, all piled high with papers and urgent tasks that had to be done. "I suppose you're going to jeer me about how I deserve this." He said while casting a wary eye at the rat. "Nah, I think that part is being pretty plainly spelt out. Really the only thing on my mind now is what were you thinking in the first place? The effects of Mchornyberries are well documented, Jenny and Krystal told you firsthand what their last experience was like, and yet you still decided to drug them anyway?" The rat raised a querying eyebrow. Tam walked over to Rena's desk and began sorting through her work. "I wanted us to have a good time together...which we did. Perhaps I could've tried planning it out better but still, no one left last night looking dissatisfied." Tam's body slumped as he looked to the phone. "I...truly didn't mean for this to happen afterwards." "Well you've no one to blame but yourself. I just hope it was worth what you're going to have to deal with now." The doorbell rang and Tam walked over to find a cute grey pegasus wearing a mail uniform and standing at the entrance to reception. "Uh, Mister Tamati? Ninetailedfox?" "That would be me." Tam replied with a playful grin. "I...uh...have a file to deliver to you. Do you perhaps have a ruler or a tape measure I could quickly borrow?" Tam's expression changed to puzzled. "May I ask what for?" Glancing at her clipboard the pony bit her lip and then tried to give the best smile that she could with her rather cross-eyed expression. "I just need to make sure your door is big enough." Cocking his head, Tam cautiously reached over and retrieved a ruler from the reception desk. Handing him her clipboard, the pegasus proceeded to size up the dimensions of the wooden framed portal behind her. Deeming that, yes, it was of a satisfactory size she promptly dashed back out into the hallway...and returned a moment later piloting a handtruck loaded with a column of paper that had to be nearly six feet tall! "If you could just sign there for it, that'd be great!" The winged pony said. After he managed to get his jaw back together and his mind into gear, Tam reached up and plucked the first sheet off the white monolith. Reading over it his shoulders promptly sank as low as they possibly could without falling off his torso. Numbly he signed the clipboard and handed it back to the equine, letting her depart for her other duties while he stood there in dumbstruck silence. "My word! What on earth is this?" Yawg queried from behind as he beheld the document tower. "The bill from the restaurant. Seems we...erm...consumed more than I thought during our time there....and rubbed the varnish clean off the bar top...and made a mess of several areas...and wow, the chef apparently forgot to clean the left over wine out before making several other desserts which caused quite a scene after we left...." Tam felt something folded behind the sheet of paper and pulled it off, finding it to be a small black envelope with a note inside. "They did however give us a coupon for 20% off our next visit and invite us to come back, strangely." Tam's face promptly turned beetroot red at the mad laughter from his subordinate. "Only you could both ruin an entire establishment and still somehow not get banned." The rat slapped his boss on the back. "Well I'm going to grab coffee. If you need help with that, you know where to find me." Whistling cheerfully, Yawg left the office, while Tam read through the list of charges he'd racked up. Finally after studying the total he could only shrug and sigh. "Eh, it was still worth it. Yeah maybe next time I should try exercising more discretion but still...." The kitsune looked around the office again, and snickered in his usual sly way as he prepared to get stuck into his work. "For an occasion that brings everyone closer together as a team, it's a fair price!"