The bear's plan
Now it's been a while sense ive written a story, well here's my latest, now this is the one that takes itself the least seriously, it constantly points out its own flaws and breaks the fourth wall, i love breaking the fourth wall and a lot of my stories do it but this one does it so much it's not believable, this one is my least serious story, it is my most comedic story yet. Toby is based on someone from a TV show i saw as a kid that for the like of me i cant remember, i dont even think i liked it very much, but i liked the character he is based on, he has the same accent and constant third person references, and the first power he has was also from him but the second i made up, please comment, and if you favorite, please comment too, i prefer comments over favorites
Now it's been a while sense ive written a story, well here's my latest, now this is the one that takes itself the least seriously, it constantly points out its own flaws and breaks the fourth wall, i love breaking the fourth wall and a lot of my stories do it but this one does it so much it's not believable, this one is my least serious story, it is my most comedic story yet. Toby is based on someone from a TV show i saw as a kid that for the like of me i cant remember, i dont even think i liked it very much, but i liked the character he is based on, he has the same accent and constant third person references, and the first power he has was also from him but the second i made up, please comment, and if you favorite, please comment too, i prefer comments over favorites.
Times have changed, animals rule of the world was nature's order has been suppressed by humanity. They have ben destroying forests of which are home to animals, degrading them by being pet "owners" to leaving them in cages in barns till they're eaten, and even make industrial machines for typing stories to post on the internet that come from polluting the world, *wink*. But there's somebody who can't take it anymore, he is ticked off and he is going to do something about it. And this person ain't no human btw.
Now in the woods, this person, age 17, named Jonathan Willis, you may know him as the author of this story, well he went camping out in the woods one night, despite being 17, I mean what parents let you do tha... wait I'm poking holes in my own story, well he couldn't sleep so he went walking around. While walking he noticed a cave and hid behind a rock. He noticed a bear, who was talking, in a southern accent that strangely had a hint of a stereotypical wrestler on a kids TV show infused with the southern accent and I just now realized I typed that twice... Naturally he kept quiet and listened in despite being confused about a bear talking, though he noticed an assortment of other animals too, who were silent.
"Now listen up, I don't know about you but Toby is sick and tired of human oppression, Toby has to live in fear of hunters, deforesters, and weird hippies who think Toby's some sort of demon-god thing, well no more..." the bear said who is presumably named Toby said.
Willis was confused, intrigued, worried, and slightly sympathetic, he didn't know where the bear was going but wanted to hear more. Willis knows sign language so he made little comments silently, "Well this is creepy, why am I still here...?" he signed.
"Now Toby thought about long and hard and he finally wants to stand his ground, it's time for the humans to fall..." he continued.
"Okay now I kinda regret coming..." Willis signed.
"That's why you all are here, it's time to start the rebellion, we slowly stand our ground as we get more and more animals onto our side and by the end of the year, Toby can assure you that man kind will be an awoken nightmare..." he later continued, though the other animals were paying attention to a certain degree, but they didn't seem to really care, as if they didn't even know what he's talking about.
"Okay, one, what up with referring to himself in third person, that was something I wanted to start but now it's been ruined, also, why don't the other animals seem to care?" he signed, mostly from fingerspelling because he only knows signing on a high school class level.
"So listen up, once you all pledge your loyalty to Toby, you all will be the first of the new world order, or should Toby say old world order because humans destroyed natural order, so who here is willing to pledge there loyalty to Toby?" the bear said presumably concluding. The animals still seem disdained, except for this one husky dog, who crawled up and kneeled as any dog would, in a way that looked comparable to a human bowing to a leader.
"Hold up why does that dog seem to remind me of my old one who ran away, and more importantly, why does he seem to be the only one interested?" Willis signed.
"Only one, Toby seems angry, you all are so repressed you don't even know..." Toby began as the dog started barking to them. As the dog barked, the animals seemed to gain more attention, as if they understood it and it was telling her perspective on the matter but it suddenly stopped.
"What just happened, why did it stop and why is the dog right here..." he signed as he noticed the dog from behind him. "Ugh, in retrospect, if it's an antihuman rally held by animals I shouldn't even bother trying to hide, they can smell anyone around, IDIOT!" he then said out loud as he was caught.
"What are you doing in Toby's meeting filthy human!?" he asked in anger and confusion.
"I was camping, got bored, went for a walk, found you, you can read the whole story on FurAffinity later, and you peaked my interest. So you want to kill all humans by having an army of animals, clever, I could have thought of that dude, get a new idea." Willis said.
"Toby has a bigger plan than you think, animals, attack this filthy human, NOW!" the bear responded annoyed. No animal seemed to respond, and Willis walked over to the group of animals and acted all cute and nice.
"Oh my goodness I love all these animals, even the ones most humans loathe, I don't get why they do though, I mean who could hate this little stinker?" Willis asked as he picked up a skunk and the pair cuddled a bit.
"Oh no no no no, Toby ain't letting you go near the superior beings now you..." Toby asked until the bear was interrupted.
"Hold up, did you just say Toby ain't, because while i do believe ain't is a word, it can only be used in first person, because it means 'am not', so you just said Toby am not letting, now third person is cool, I plan on doing it after I post this to FA but if you're gonna do it, do it right!" Willis sarcastically and smugly said. While he was petting the skunk he noticed the dog coming close to him, seeming both contempt and slightly angered at the same time. "Hold up, let me see that tag..." he said as he put the skunk down and looked at the dog's collar and read the name 'Clementine', the name jumped out because she really was the dog that ran away from him.
"Toby can see this dog used to know you, human," the bear sarcastically said back to me.
"Yea, she lived in my house from 2011 to 2013 but got out, thank you for the reminder, it makes me sad just thinking about it, I regret making up this story for this story, and what is she doing here might I ask hairy-beary who's as scary as a fairy," Willis said with more interest due to him wondering about the dog.
"Well toby will tell you she didn't want to leave but when she did Toby found her and told her the truth shall Toby say," he began until he was once again interrupted.
"Um okay that's all I need to know, now I'm sorry but I'm gonna stay here and convince these animals that killing the world population would be frowned upon, okay?" he sarcastically said, this teen has no fear about this situation and only wants to piss the bear off.
"Oh that's is human, your ass is grass and Toby's gonna mow it, now animals, attack this freak before he convinces you all to live in some "zoo" that keeps you in cages and stuff, NOW," Toby exclaimed. The animals all got up and came towards Willis's direction, but slowly. The animals all tried to lunge and bite but to no avail, it was as if they were wanting to attack but really didn't care, as if they were only trying to do it just to get Toby off their backs. Willis was resisting, not wanting to throw a single punch, he was just letting them run out of energy, though he was pretty good at dodging everything.
"Like I'm gonna die right outside a cave at 2 am, I'm not supposed to die until April 24th 2048, I can handle all of this, but don't expect me to fight back, just let them tire out, plus they don't even seem to fight, maybe they know this simple little fact that YOU'RE INSANE, just a tip," Willis went on like this for a long time, he didn't really expect to win but he wanted to make Toby mad.
"Why won't these animals fight...!?" he exclaimed.
"Because, well I'd say you're insane in the membrane but that would imply that you have a brain," he said as he snapped three times then ducked under. The animals gave in and went on their way out of the cave and Willis was following behind them. "Sorry hairy-beary who's as scary as a fairy and should be named Carey, later!"
"Oh you asked for it, Toby is not happy, now Toby's gonna make you all fight this prick and rebel against his kind's failed system with..." he began until he was once again interrupted.
"And how exactly do you plan on doing that, like do you have some threatening laser gun to..." Willis began until he himself got cutoff as Toby yelled.
"That's it, time to bring out the mind control roar that will switch all your thoughts, NOW..." he said as a roar of unimaginable volume ended the sentence. Once this happened through the viewer's perspective there were rings flowing around the air that resemble the sound waves, though the characters don't perceive them, the author always wondered if they do in these things so he made the rule, and when the animals (and Willis) heard the scream, which was hurting their ears I might add, they closed their eyes and tries to drown it out, it was loud, let's leave it at that. Once the growl ended, one, it made Willis think he had tinnitus for a moment... then the animals stepped back toward Toby's direction and out of curiosity, Willis followed knowing this was going to get worse before it gets better.
"Now care to explain that pudgy little chubby-tubby, ENT doctors aren't cheap and I'm already saving all my doctor money for the plastic surgeon who fixed Joan Rivers and Michael Jackson, cause it ended very well there..." Willis still sarcastically said, not fully knowing what was about to occur. When he reached the animals, he noticed light and dark red circles appearing in the middle of their eyes and growing to the edge of them in a cycle, he knows the situation is a lot worse now. "Oh, fck me...!" he annoyedly said.
"Now animals, att... wait, did you just say fck me?" Toby asked.
"Yea, why?" Willis responded.
"Shouldn't there be a U in there?" he continued.
"I'm used to censoring myself when I curse to avoid getting in trouble at school, plus I want this story to be for general audiences, so I said fck, just imagine there was a beep, okay," Willis responded.
"Ugh, fine, now animals, as Toby was trying to say, attack, bring him down until there is no skin left!" Toby exclaimed. Once so, the animals all got on two legs and made faint growls, which Willis was actually grateful for because he didn't want to hear ringing again. He then scowled and said...
"Oh it is 'oune'," with inflection on the word 'on'. "Oh no, let me loose now, I ain't dying now... also Toby, that's how you properly use the word ain't," Willis said as he back flipped out of the cave and stood his ground ready too defend his position. Willis was way more agile then assumed and was ready to use his agility to his advantage. The animals walked, I repeat, walked, out of the cave with anger and were ready to fight, first a wolf came out and tried to jump kick him but Willis was easily able to dodge. "Yea, not gonna happen big boy, sorry," he said while backwards summer salting. Willis had no interest in actually fighting, he doesn't like the idea of hurting animals in the first place, but knowing they were fighting against their will just made him want to go all out in a different way.
"Excuse me, Toby said attack, want to hear it again, ATTACK!" the bear exclaimed. The wolf jumped back up and wanted to bite Willis's arm off, but Willis easily flipped over him. Toby was ticked off and sent out the badger and the porcupines in as back up, Willis was getting annoyed.
"Now this is some "f"ed up "s" right here...wait, why don't you just sent them all at once?"
"You think Toby's an idiot? Like Toby would send them all in and risk Toby's entire army being defeated and Toby being left with none, now die already!"
"Okay, one, lose the accent dude it's really annoying, and second, why do I feel like I'm in some weird story loosely based on some cartoon I saw as a kid {now I can't be sued for copyright infringement...} I mean stuff like this doesn't happen!" Willis said while jumping up to a branch on a tree and swinging upside down. He also pulled a laser pointer from his pocket. The pointer distracted the wolf but the porcupines were standing right under his branch, making him unable to fall.
"Good luck waiting forever on that... AAHHHH!" Toby began until Willis shined the pointer into his eye.
"Man you don't know who you're messing with, so you better watch your back for an attack, okay, and also, again, loose the freaking accent for the love of Avril Lavigne, it's not normal!" Willis jumped down avoiding the porcupines, turns out he just wanted an excuse to shine the pointer in his eye. "Also, wouldn't controlling animals and sending them on a fight that you think will result in pain for them at some point, a little hypocritical Toby."
"Would someone shut this kid up?" Toby blatantly said. A skunk then just sprayed Willis and he just vacantly stared with an annoyed look.
"Dude my main fursona is a skunk, this doesn't bother me," he said as he picked up the skunk and began to pet him again, and he seemed to take it with mixed reception because he likes being petted but was forced to hate him due to the mind control growl. "Now let me tell you in a way you will understand, 'duh Willis isn't going to be killed by animals fighting against their will, duh Willis will stay on top," he sarcastically said mimicking Toby's accent and third person references.
"Why won't you fight, you're really making it hard to hate you because you are human, personality wise you're a donkey named Jack, but Toby doesn't want to hurt someone who doesn't hurt... AAHHH...!" Toby began asking until Willis shined the laser pointer in his eye again. "Would somebody take care of that pointer already, Toby's already went from 20:15 to 20:20 vision," he went on. A bird then flew by and took the pointer.
"Look Toby, these animals are not fighting willfully..." Willis began as he back flipped over some foxes and bobcats, "And I don't even hurt animals in the first place but when they are forced to fight against their will, I don't want to hurt anything unless it is a completely over taken with sociopathy and stupidity, but these animals are not going to feel any pain, and I do wish that animals had more rights, heck I imagine myself as an animal, I'm a furry, so let me tell you, I agree with your goal, but you do it horribly!"
"Oh that's it, if you really think animals are so high and mighty which Toby don't believe you do, let's see, not only can Toby take over animals' will with my mind control growl, if Toby scratches anyone they will become their favorite animal, Toby want's that to happen to whatever your name is, make these skills on the right side," the bear said in a slower and deeper tone.
"Um, uh, well... no! And the name is Willis, you should have gotten that from when I was mocking..." Willis began until he was cut short by an attempt to be clawed. "Remind me again why am I writing this story again?" he signed to himself.
"Oh, well if you don't want to join Toby, then Toby is going to give you a choice, join Toby or say goodbye to that little dog of yours..." the bear offered while rubbing his hands afterwords.
"And what exactly do you mean by that and what does Clementine have to do with any of this?"
"Clementine, over here now and lie down and don't move until I say to, no matter what!" Toby said as the husky came by and lied at his feet with the most stillness imaginable.
"Okay you've peaked my interest..."
"Wolves, slowly come by and have an appetite because unless this guy gives in by the time you get to her she's gonna be served up!" Willis got the ultimatum then.
"Dude you're bluffing, there's no way..." Willis began as he noticed the wolves were getting closer to Clementine, "Okay this isn't funny, I know you aren't going to let an innocent animal, emphasis on animal, die..." he then say the wolves get even closer, they started to faintly growl, "Look you can't do this she is innocent and..." he say the look in her face, despite being ordered not to move and knowing the ultimatum, there was extensive fear in her eyes, her weird red circley eyes, and he heard a faint fearful pant, "I... I'm not going to..." Willis noticed the wolves were about to lunge and finally gave in, "CLEMENTINE NO!!! Fine, you win, scratch away..."
"Toby know you would come around now let's just make this quick and... AAHHH!" Toby said as he walked close to Willis, with Willis shining another laser pointer to his eye.
"I had a backup... if I'm going down I might as well go down laughing, okay do your stuff," Willis said as he finally gave in. Toby scratched Willis' hand and Willis didn't feel any change. "You call this a change, dude this didn't do a thin..." he began until he noticed something... "Oh fck me!"
Willis noticed Toby was growing in size, as were all the other animals, then he realized he was shrinking, then he noticed he was slipping out of his clothes, but he didn't feel embarrassed because he noticed he was growing black and white fur, and a tail, a long, slightly bushy tail, he then grew a small muzzle and his ears moved up and became pointed, he was now a skunk, a cute, agile, smelly, sassy skunk.
"Toby is happy with the results, now you can help Toby with his goal, Toby wants you to..."the bear began until the new skunk cut in.
"Okay hold up..." he said as he turned around and lifted his tail, "Your ass is grass because with my usual sass mixed with my new gas, you better pass and..." Willis began until he was cut off again by the bear's growl. The sound didn't hurt his ears as much because of his reduced hearing as this animal, but it still gave him a headache until it ended.
"Now stand on two legs Willis, Toby wants to move out," the bear ordered. Once Willis opened his eyes they were doing the same red circles growing from the center thing and he stood on his two new hind paws, he was under Toby's mind control now and no longer cared about his past human life. "Toby is proud of your epiphany, also he is proud of you sacrificing yourself for that dog, you will be the perfect asset to our goal, now animals, Toby says it's time for rest, we shall get a fresh start tomorrow night as the revolution begins!" All the animals all gathered in a group and lied down for bed, Clementine laid by Willis and they all fell asleep. "Man, Toby can't believe the author made himself lose in his own story, I'll remember that when he's fighting and spraying humans... wow he was right, Toby's accent and third person really is annoying..."
And there you have it, the revolution has begun, life as you all know it will change, if you do not submit to Master Toby's will you will be destroyed, be on the lookout, we will be coming for you next, while you are reading this story on your screen, we will be there, ready to take you down, humanity is the way of the past, so join us, or rest in peace...