Cast Away Rodents
#1 of The end of the Rescue Rangers
This is a parody of Disney's "Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers" and all copyrights of course belong to them.
If you are familiar with the show you should have an image of what Chip, Gadget and Dale looks like. Other characters that are going to be prevalent are Foxglove, Mrs. Squirrel, Tammy and Lahwhinie. These critters have only guessed the series in one episode, so if you are unfamiliar with them, google them or look at Palcomix where they are all featured in one or more comics.
I also chose to name Tammy's mother Sally since I felt it would sound stupid to constantly refer to her as Mrs. Squirrel and she didn't appear to have a first name on the show.
"I'm going out to see if there are any unsolved crimes in the newspapers." Chip announced as he was exiting the Rescue Rangers headquarters in their tree in the park.
"Again? Chip, forget it and relax. Its summer and everyone is taking a vacation, even the criminals." Dale said as he sat on the couch and lazily watched TV in their living room.
"I am pretty sure crime doesn't take a vacation." Chip said in a strict tone before slamming the door.
Chip found a discarded newspaper in a bin and then the chipmunk began flipping through the pages for any unsolved criminal activities he and his team could solve. There were none however. The only crimes that had occurred had been solved pretty quickly by the police.
It's no use. Maybe the others are right and I should take a vacation. Chip thought and sighed.
He went to the travel section to see how the humans did it to get inspiration to what he could do. None of it seemed interesting until he saw an ad for Hawaii. He saw a couple on a beach enjoying a sunset. He thought that it would be rather lovely if Gadget and him could be that couple enjoying that moment and then Chip slipped off into fantasy land with just that in mind.
He snapped out of it moments later and remembered that the rest of the gang might want to join and spoil it. Zipper, Monty and especially Dale would properly make it an awkward vacation and always be around so he wouldn't get any alone time with Gadget.
He ripped the ad out of the newspaper none the less and folded it so it could fit under his jacket which he closed to hide it. He figured he could fantasize about the idea of going to Hawaii again with Gadget later on.
When he came home he saw Monty and Dale in an enthusiastic discussion. When Dale saw him enter he said: "Hey Chip, so did you find any crimes we can solve?"
Chip tucked his jacket so the piece of paper he was hiding didn't make it bulge and then said: "No, nothing I think we can relax for some time."
Dale: "See, that's what I have been telling you; all our regular enemies are behind bars and the other criminals are taking a vacation, and so should we."
Chip: "Seems like you are right. So what were you two talking about before I came in?"
Monty: "I got a letter from mi mom who invites us to go on adventures in the Andes."
Zipper: "Buzz, buzz."
Chip: "To the Andes? What mountain climbing? What about you Dale? Are you going?"
Dale: "I guess so, I am not much to the whole mountain climbing thing but they do have a lot of great food in South America. What about you? Don't you want to go?"
Monty: "Of course he will go; we'll go and have a fantastic adventure. Isn't that right Chip?"
Chip shrugged and said: "I don't know yet. First I think I am going to ask Gadget to hear what you say."
Monty: "Great, tell her about it, I am sure she would love to go on an adventure again with mi mother."
"I bet." Chip sarcastically said before going into Gadget's workshop. He was relieved that the other three had apparently got plans to go somewhere which meant that he might be able to talk Gadget into going to Hawaii just the two of them.
He found her lying on her back under her plane with her feet sticking out. His eyes wandered across her long slender legs and he saw to his joy that she wasn't wearing panties since he could see the formation of a cameltoe on her purple overall covered crotch. Gadget had always been a bit absent minded and often forgot to wear panties and bras, much to Chip and Dale's delight as they often got views of stiff nipples and the occasional cameltoe.
Chip felt a tinkling in his sheath and decided to talk to Gadget to disrupt his dirty mind process. "Hey Gadget, can I talk to you?"
"Sure Chip, what's up?" Gadget said as she came out from underneath her plane with oil spot's on her.
"This." Chip said and fished out the ad he had been hiding, folded it out and showed it to Gadget.
"What's this?" Gadget said and studied the picture in the advertisement.
"It's Hawaii I was thinking that you and I could go on a vacation there." Chip said and blushed as it was never easy to ask a girl out.
"Oh Chip I would love to." Gadget saw and Chip became like melted butter at her agreement to the romantic getaway.
"I will just go and ask the other if they want to go to Hawaii too." Gadget said completely oblivious to Chip's intentions. Chip himself was still lost in his fantasy world and didn't realize what she was doing until she was inside their common area and said: "Who wants to go with me and Chip to Hawaii?"
"No!" he said but it was too late, and when he came in to the common area the others were looking at the advertisement.
"So you found this ad and decided to show it to Gadget." Dale said and gave Chip a questionable look. Chip tried to avoid eyes and wished he could just be a part of the wall.
"So, you don't want to go on a trip to the Andes with us?" Monty said a bit disappointed; clearly equally oblivious to Chip's plan as Gadget.
"What trip to the Andes?" Gadget said and looked puzzled at Monty.
"Well I told him to tell you about mi invitation from mi mother who has asked us if we want to go to the Andes with her but apparently he had other plan in mind." Monty said and they all looked at Chip.
"Well eh you see Monty eh... I think you guys have been right that I need a relaxing vacation and I think Hawaii would be better for me to relax than the Andes and I just thought that Gadget might want to come with me." Chip said uncomfortably but hoped that it would convince the gang.
Monty and Gadget seemed appeased but Dale and Zipper still looked skeptically at him.
"No need to worry pal, if you weren't in the mood for mountain climbing and rather be relaxing on a beach you just had to say so." Monty said jovially.
"Then where are we going to go guys?"" Gadget asked curiously.
"Well let's put it to a vote. Who votes for going to the Andes and who votes for going to Hawaii?"
Monty raised his hand when he mentioned the Andes and Zipper raised his hand as well.
"I think I would rather go to Hawaii because we didn't get to that much the last time because of the whole Lahwinie thing." Gadget said. Chip nodded.
"Well it's two against two so what do you say little pal?" Monty said directed at Dale and they others looked at him as well.
"Well, the Andes sound temping but I think I want to go to Hawaii again." Dale said as he rather wanted to see Gadget in a swimsuit than in hiking gear.
Gadget: "Well it's settled we will go to Hawaii tomorrow."
"Well then I better submit even though I really wanted to go to the Andes with mi mommy." Monty said disappointed.
"Well we don't have to go together; we could just take separate vacations." Chip said as he eyed an opportunity of getting rid of two people who stood between him and some alone time with Gadget.
"Yeah we can do it like that; there is no one that says we have to go on vacations together." Monty said and smiled as it meant that he could go to where he wanted to go.
"Well I do think it would be best if we went together as always but if the mood is for separate vacations so be it. I'll go prepare the Ranger Wing and Ranger Plane." Gadget said before heading back to her workshop.
"I'll go help you prepare them and then help you pack." Dale said following Gadget. He passed Chip and gave him a gleeful smile before following the pretty mouse girl.
Chip was foaming as he trotted back and forth inside his room while he thought of a solution to his problem.
"That Dale. I'll bet that he is going to spend the entire vacation to Hawaii smooching up to Gadget when I wanted to do that. If just I could keep him occupied with something or someone..." Chip stopped in his tracks as he got an idea. He went to a matchbox that functioned as a table, found a piece of paper and began writing on it. After he had finish he went out to find Zipper.
When he found the fly, gave him the note and said: "Hey Zipper you know where Foxglove lives right? I need you to bring her this note."
Zipper looked questionable at Chip and he said:"I just think it would be a good idea to invite one of our friends along with us to Hawaii."
Zipper crossed his arms and looked even more sternly at Chip since he could figure out that Chip probably had alternative reasons for this sudden contact with someone they hadn't spent much time with as of late.
Chip knew he needed other ways of persuading Zipper and said: "Okay if you'll do it I'll help you sneak into a cheese store without Monty."
That did the trick as Zipper smiled and then flew out an open window towards Foxglove's hangout.
In the evening after Zipper had returned a knocking came for the door in the Rescue Ranger home. The gang was eating but Monty volunteered to open.
"My, Foxglove mi love, long time no see." Monty said as he let the bat come inside.
"Sorry for being late but as you know do I prefer the night time." The bat said as she entered and then found a chair next to Dale.
"What are doing here?" The astonished chipmunk said as he tried to avoid her loving gaze.
"Chip sent me a letter that asked if I wanted to spend some time with you guys since we don't do it very often. And I can tell you that I am looking forward to spending some days at Hawaii with you." Foxglove said and moved the chair a little closer to Dale.
"You did what?" Dale said and gave Chip an angry look.
Chip returned the look with a gleeful smile and said: "Well I thought it would be nice to spend some time with her since we don't see her that often. And since we now have a couple of extra seats on the wing I thought we could squeeze her in. None of you mind do you?"
"Of course we don't mind. It will be great to spend some time together." Gadget said while Dale still looked angrily at him.
Well two can play at that game. He thought to himself while planning what he was going to write in the note he was going to give Zipper later that evening.
The next day at early dawn they all stood half asleep while they waved goodbye to Monty and Zipper as they took the Ranger Plane, the one with the balloon. After they had left the others went back to sleep.
Hours later they woke up and prepared themselves. Dale kept trying to stall their departure and it paid off as he saw who he was expecting arrive.
"Sorry we're late but it was really hard to pack on such short notice." Tammy, the cute squirrel girl said as she neared the plane with her mother.
"What are you doing here?" Chip said as he saw them. He looked at Dale who smiled gleefully and Chip knew what he had done.
"I thought about what you guys said about not seeing Foxglove enough and you are right in we don't see our friends enough; so I invited Tammy and her mother, Sally to come along. I hope that you could find a babysitter on such short notice." Dale said smiling at Chip's displeasure of being fooled
"Oh yes we got one of my friends to babysit Binky. I hope it isn't too much of a bother to bring us along." Sally Squirrel said.
"No trouble at all. We are happy that so many of our friends could join." Gadget said as she continued preparing the plane still oblivious of the mind game between Chip and Dale.
After getting their luggage in order they took off in the Ranger Wing and flew to the airport. There they waited for a plane to Hawaii and when one was taking off the rodents flew up through the hole for the landing wheels of the plane and landed in the plane's cargo hold. There they remained for the rest of flight only to get out looking for some food on the plane.
A long time later the hole in the plane opened again to let the landing wheels out and out flew the rodents. They flew to land on the water not far from a rodent hotel on one of the main islands. They got some rooms, dropped off their luggage and decided to switch to swimwear and then go to the beach.
They had arranged to meet in the hotel lobby. Chip and Dale arrived first; Dale wore red bathing trunks while Chip wore blue ones.
Foxglove came down next. Because of her thicker fur she never needed clothes to cover up her female parts so she only wore a pair of sunglasses to help her against her enemy the sun.
Next to arrive was Tammy and her mother. Tammy was wearing a cute pink one piece that showed that her body had grown more mature with more curves and larger breasts. Her mother was wearing an Irish green one piece that showed her hot MILF body with her still attractive forms.
Finally Gadget arrived and the boys' jaws dropped as they saw her. She was wearing a skimpy baby blue string bikini that didn't leave much to the imagination. She didn't really notice the boys as she merely said: "So are we ready for the beach?"
"You cheating witch!" an angry grey mouse shouted as he stormed towards the group.
Gadget was stunned when it turned out the crazed mouse was taking to her. "You evil thief! I checked your sacred medallion and its fake! It's just something you got from the humans' gift shop isn't it? I want my money back!"
"Back off, pal!" Dale said. "Yeah what seems to be the problem here?" Chip said.
"Oh so you have bought some bodyguards. Well you won't get away with this Lahwhinie."
"Ah it's Lahwhinie who is behind this. Come on gang let's stop whatever she is doing." Chip said and they all ran off down to the beach, leaving the angry mouse behind.
"Who is Lahwhinie, Chip?" Tammy asked.
"She once tried to become queen of a Hawaiian island but first had to pass some tests. She then discovered that she and Gadget looked exactly alike and manipulated Gadget to doing the tests for her but as always we foiled the bad person's plan." Chip said as they reached the beach and began searching for Gadget's double ganger.
They saw her on the beach and the others who hadn't seen her before had to agree she looked exactly like Gadget.
"Step right up and see this genuine holy relic from the original Polynesian mice that first arrived to Hawaii." Lahwhinie said loudly to the crowd that had gathered around her.
She then saw the Rescue Rangers coming at her and decided she better make a run for it. She picked up a backpack in which she had put all the money and valuables she had scammed from people and then took off.
The Rangers were right after her and the onlookers were really confused that this good looking mouse with a blue flowered skirt and blue bikini top were being chased by some other rodents and they were really confused to see one of the chasers looking exactly like the good looking mouse.
The chase continued up a hill to a place where rodents could air-glide. When Lahwhinie got to the top she pushed an instructor out of the way, took a glider and flew off carrying the backpack with her loot.
As the rangers and co. reached the top Chip said: "I think it's better if we take the ranger wing, look its right down this hill, so let's slide down to it while you, Foxglove fly after her." the gang did as told and Foxglove set off pursuing Lahwhinie while the others went down the hill.
The none-flyers quickly got down to the plane and got it in the air. Gadget saw a storm was brewing in the horizon but shrugged it off since it was more important to catch the criminal. They flew up and scouted for Foxglove and Lahwhinie. They saw them flying directly towards the storm and they flew after them.
Further ahead Foxglove had caught up with the female fiend. Lahwhinie's plan had been to fly to a very small island of only 150 square meters that she knew of and hang low there for a while, but it was a real problem for her that a bat was chasing after her. It didn't was help that they were almost at the island which meant that Foxglove for sure would see where her secret hideout was.
Foxglove reached Lahwhinie and grabbed on to the glider in order to get control of it. They fought so hard that they didn't even notice the tree on the island that neared right in front of them.
Only too late did they see it; just before crashing directly into the tree and falling down to the ground below.
The others saw it as the neared them. But just then as they were very close to the island a lighting strike came from the storm above them and hit the small plane's left wing; setting it ablaze.
All screamed except for the pilot Gadget who knew that she needed to keep calm and try to crash land. She made a Sharpe left turn to land on a large area of sand. Unfortunately as they where landing they got too close to a rock and it tore the right wing off. Other than that it was a relative mild landing and they all expelled a sigh of relief. But they were not safe yet as they remembered the burning wing. They then all jumped out and started throwing sand on it. Once the fire had been fought they sighed in relief again.
Chip, Dale and Mrs. Squirrel then went to see what happen to Foxglove and Lahwhinie while Tammy and Gadget checked the damages to the plane.
The search party quickly found the two lying unconscious at the bottom of a tree.
Chip then picked up a discarded oyster shell, then went to the ocean and collected some water with it. He then went back to Foxglove and splashed it in her face.
" Cough, cough, what happened" the confused bat said as she woke up and looked around.
"You crashed into a tree. Are you okay?" Dale said concerned.
"I think so, awwww." Foxglove said as she tried using her wings to stand up. "My right wing; I think it's broken."
Chip felt her wing and she winched. "Yep I think it's broken, we need to find some bandages."
Dale and Sally then went to check on Lahwhinie who was completely knocked out.
Another thunderstruck caught their attention and then rain started pouring down. Chip and Dale picked up the unconscious villain and carried her towards the plane. Mrs. Squirrel helped Foxglove to her feet and helped her get to the plane as well.
"How bad does it look?" Chip asked Gadget when they came.
"It doesn't look good, Chip. We can't leave now so I think we should take cover under the palm trees." Gadget said and pointed to the trees that were on the mostly sand covered Island.
They then all went in between the trees. Tammy and Gadget helped the boys and Tammy's mom carrying the wounded.
After finding a place at the bottom of a tree the two squirrels quickly ran up another and gnawed off a couple of palm leaves that they could all use as umbrellas.
The two returned with the leaves and they all used them for cover as the rain kept coming down.
They all lay shivering as they were cold and wet and they clustered together to keep warm for the night to come. They all wandered as they tried to sleep what was going to happen to them next.