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"Thanks for coming by, guys," Delaney said as Donner and Blitzen entered his house. "I really appreciate it."

"No problem, Del," Donner said, placing a thick, unlit cigar between his lips as he ruffled the grizzly bear's head fur. "And don't worry, cub, I'm not going to light up in your house."

"It's a phallic thing for my bro," Blitzen said, a mischievous grin on his muzzle. "He loves to have something in his mouth."

Delaney coughed politely as Donner swatted his brother against the back of his head. "Yes. Uhm. Well, I need some help rehearsing my speech for the conference tomorrow, and I'm glad to have you two as my audience."

"Like I said before, Del, no problem."

Blitzen leaned into his brother. "Yeah, so what's your speech all about?"

"It's a speech about high temperature ablative materials in fully enclosed gas reciprocating compressors."

Donner tilted his head. "I have no idea what you just said."

Delaney was about to explain when Blitzen patted his brother's broad chest. "It's an aerospace thing. Probably to protect the compressors from the hyperthermal effects of the environment, right?"

Delaney nodded. "Pretty much."

Blitzen chuckled. "Don't look too surprised, Del. I'm not just another pretty face. I actually did go to college."

"But you got a degree in the theater arts," Donner said, elbowing Blitzen in the ribs.

"I also studied chemistry, unlike you, you rock-solid doofus," Blitzen said, thumping the larger reindeer on the shoulder.

Delaney cleared his throat to get their attention. "Yes, well, my speech should only take about five minutes of your time, then we can go out to dinner. My treat."

Donner nodded. "Sounds like a plan."

Delaney went over to his desk to fetch his papers. If he could go through his speech with the two large reindeer and not be distracted by their muscles and raw sex appeal, then a group of strangers would be no problem. He doubted anyone at that conference would be half as good looking as the reindeer brothers. He gathered up his papers, forced down the burgeoning erection in his pants from just the thought of those two handsome studs, and turned to face them. "So let's get started shall..."

The words died off in his throat as he stared at Donner and Blitzen, who had somehow, in the mere space of seconds, managed to strip down to their underwear. Blitzen was wearing briefs a shockingly bright neon green color while Donner was wearing a dark brown jockstrap.

"What's the matter?" Blitzen said, his mischievous grin a perfect mimicry of a Cheshire cat.

Delaney gulped as his eyes were lured over to the hefty bulges between the reindeer brothers' legs. "H-how did you guys strip down so fast?"

Donner folded his arms. "You know how Santa's reindeer deliver all those presents in one night?"

"It's the same process," Blitzen said, "only with sexier results."

"I-I see."

"We just thought we'd help you," Blitzen said. "You know how they always advise a person giving a speech to imagine his audience in their underwear?"

A hint of a smile appeared on Donner's muzzle. "We thought actually being in our underwear would help."

"If you can go through your speech without being distracted by us, then you'll deliver it perfectly tomorrow."

Of course, the erection Delaney had fought off before he saw the brothers in their underwear had returned in full force as he was delivering his speech. It also didn't help when Blitzen started licking his lips seductively and pinching one of his nipples, but somehow he managed to get through his speech, much to the delight of the reindeer brothers.

"Tell you what," Donner said. "If you give that speech as perfectly tomorrow as you did with us, we'll celebrate."

"It's been a while since I've seen that hard on of yours at work," Blitzen said. "I just bought this new toy too. It's got a setting of twelve, and I absolutely gotta try it."

Suffice it to say, Delaney delivered his speech without a single problem the next day. After all, no one at the business conference came even close to matching the reindeer brothers' sex appeal.

And the reindeer brothers gave him a celebration he wouldn't forget for a long time.