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"We interrupt this scheduled programming to bring you something much, much, more important." A certain Draconequus spoke, pulling all attention away from the "lame" story that didn't have him as the starring role.

What are you doing Discord? I didn't say you could have another chapter. And why in the name of Celestia did I just narrate for you?

"Because, petty fool, I am taking the reigns. No more poison joke, no more comedy at my expense. Its Discord Time now, and you are my puppet. Dance for me puppet, fly the quill over the parchment to declare my majesty." The awe-inspiring creature spoke, wresting full control of his fate. The Lord of chaos could do whatever he so desired, as was his nature. His servant briefly wondered how Discord would use him, drooling in antici-

Damn it Discord! I am not-

"Shhhhh." The divine Draconequus hushed. "Now go ahead, do whatever it is you do."

~~~

P1

Discord could feel something in the thick Everfree air, a weakness, a corruption. The forest hadn't always been this wild and untamed, and for some reason it was growing worse each day. Or as he would like to think, better.

It amused him how even the princesses had their chariots avoid flying over the seemingly cursed place, but that meant they knew something... A secret he wasn't privy to and that fact alone was indeed quite irksome.

Discord traversed swiftly through the trees, vines writhing like snakes as the corruption fed his chaotic power. Further, he needed to go further into the dank forest. Something deep within held the full flood at bay, but that something was drawing oh so close to giving up. The very thought made him giddy with excitement at how close a flood of disharmony was to being unleashed across all of Equestria.

The trees gave sudden way to a barren and rocky cleft, the ground appearing to have been split to reveal a secret and pristine grove, a white glow emanating from its very center. A set of ancient stone steps were carved into the stone, showing that this place had been discovered long before the nation of Equestria was even formed.

"A fine example of pony kind meddling with powers beyond their understanding." A whisper of a voice drifted across Discord's ears, causing him to wheel about. Nothing but dark forest graced his wary sight and no matter how hard he peered no shape made itself clear to him.

Discord gave up on finding the mysterious speaker, choosing instead to traverse the long steps down into the chasm.

"They needed power... So they plucked it from the branches like fruit ripe for the taking." The voice drifted by on the wind, growing stronger as he descended. It was soft and motherly, yet filled with sadness.

"Took what?" Discord asked, unconsciously speaking in a quiet whisper as he gazed at a shining tree from the remaining distance.

"The embodiments of harmony, fragments of my very being..."

"The Elements? You mean to say the method of my defeat came from a tree?"

"I am no simple tree Draconequus," the voice reverberated, causing the ground to convulse in fit of anger. Discord was sent tumbling down the remaining steps as the voice continued, swiftly calming. "I am the embodiment of all virtue, without me this world would fall from balance. Without me true chaos would be unleashed."

"Is that so?" Discord picked himself up and cracked his knuckles, advancing on the shining white form in the center of the glade. "Then it's as simple as destroying you and all my desires come true..."

"Yes, your reign of disharmony is within grasp, but do you really want to rule over a barren world with no life? Besides I can sense you have loyalties that prevent you from doing so."

Discord knew the voice spoke honestly, and how could he possibly betray his friends or even betray his love by destroying all hope of this world's survival?

"You must aid me Discord, it is what must be done to save this world from a slow death, and somewhere deep inside you also feel that it is the right thing to do. The Elements of Harmony must be returned."

"Why me? They won't willingly give the elements up, especially if it was I who asked them."

"You are the only one who can hear my plea Discord, the minds of pony kind are not yet ready."

"How then am I to convince them when I haven't fully gained their trust?"

"I might have something for that, something you have forgotten. Do you swear to aid me?"

Discord paused, mulling it over. "Yes, I'll help you" at the completion of his promise several black vines burst from the ground around the base of the tree, growing at alarming rates.

"My seeds of Disharmony?!" Discord's eyes widened in genuine surprise. "I thought that plan had failed before it even began. So much of my power went into those seeds, and I can sense it still lingers."

"The seeds did fail, until the Alicorn sisters took a majority of my strength... I have been holding them at bay for so long, but it seems they may be of use under the proper control. If you cannot simply ask that the Elements be returned then you will have to fool or even force the new bearers into returning them, something I believe you are quite capable of."

"Why yes, I am quite good at deception." Discord gave a chuckle. With a quick snap the black tendrils sprouted verdant thorns shooting up around the base of the shining tree, winding their way through its branches. "Thank you for returning a portion of my strength, I haven't felt so alive since the last time I ruled Equestria."

"You swore to me!" The voice cried as the thorns pierced into its bark, infusing it with chaotic energy.

"I'm not very good at keeping promises, especially once I have such tempting leverage." Discord smirked, walking away. With every step seed after seed burst forth around him, swiftly spreading his influence outwards like a blaze. "Don't worry, I'll keep you alive, I like my variety of chaos too much to let this world be destroyed."

"Discord, please." The spirit of harmony begged for Discord to change his cruel twisted heart as he stormed away, her cries ignored.

~~

"I feel like you are getting a bit slanderous here..." Discord accused.

What do you mean?

"Well, the way you are putting this across is making me sound like a bad guy."

Discord... You are a bad guy.

"Am not."

Yes, you are.

"I'm doing that ghost shrub thing a favor, it should thank me for keeping it alive."

It's the Tree of Harmony, a crucial extension of the very soul of this world. Also, stabbing it with spikes hardly sounds like a favor. And please, explain to me how unleashing seeds of chaos to spread across all of Equestria isn't evil?

"I like to think of it as morally questionable rather than evil. It's all in the name of fun anyways. Who doesn't like a little fun?"

Sigh* there's no reasoning with you is there?

"Not when everything you say is wrong. Now, onward to Canterlot for phase five!"

I'm not even going to bother asking why you skipped two through four...

"I'm skipping the boring parts, now continue your work peon."

Discord, I don't even know what phase five is.

"Bugger... Can't find good slaves these days." Discord scribbled out a prompt, flipping the card for me to read. "Go on, and you better make this good."

*sigh

I welcome you to Discord and Pals, Sex Dungeon Edition...

Wait, what!?

~~~

P 5

Discord's plan had nearly come to fruition. His seeds of chaos spreading far and wide, lying in wait of his command. Luna's seemingly prophetic dreams may have been an issue for a simple mortal to bypass but were nothing compared to Discord's cunning. In ways devious, maniacal, and secret he worked around her vision, preventing the Alicorn sister of night from discovering his plans.

Discord... You've just been sitting outside Luna's window making assorted and obnoxious animal noises every ten minutes to keep her from reaching deep sleep. I'm actually certain of the fact she already knows its one of your pranks. Don't quote me on this, but I'm decently sure an elephant cannot scale an entire tower to trumpet at its highest window.

"Caw caw caaawww!" Discord coughed end held out a finger. "You wouldn't understand."

A disgruntled Luna thrust open the curtains, a steely gaze falling upon Discord. "A single peep, another yowl, one more infernal noise from thine maw and I swear upon the moon thou shalt share the selfsame torment in thy dreams for eternity Draconequus." She growled with an unusual intensity before closing the curtains with a force that nearly tore them down, retreating back to bed.

"Sheesh, moon butt woke up on the wrong side of the bed." Discord complained.

Hmm, I wonder why?

"Well I guess if she wants to sleep so badly I'll just have to assist her." Discord snapped, the chaos ridden vines bursting up from the ground below to climb the tower wall at an alarming rate. Like a ripple the other black vines spread throughout the grounds of Canterlot began to sprout forth, an infusion of disharmony to improve these ponies oh so boring lives.

One dark tendril, seemingly larger than the others, paused by Discord's hovering form as if awaiting his command. He reached out, gracing his mindless creation with power and a purpose, a bulbous bud rapidly growing forth. Terrifying limbs and a maw that spewed noxious fumes tore their way from the previously harmless flower bud, the plantlike abomination easily as large as a pony.

Discord's creation stalked its way up to the curtained window as he sang a lullaby loud enough for the princess to hear. "Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep princess moon butt...." Noxious gas pumped into the chambers, Luna's closed eyes and deep irritated breathing causing her lungs to rapidly absorb the fumes, forcing Luna into a state of unconsciousness as Discord sprung his plan into action.

Discord dismissed the mutated vine and it shriveled away, reverting form to something more simple. Under his command it snaked into cloudy room, wrapping itself around the sleeping princess. Several other tendrils joined in to entwine the princess of night, slipping around her supple form to bring her into the daylight.

"This is going to be too easy..." Discord chortled, motioning the vines to bring Luna over. "Just a simple memory spell will do..." Discord pried open Luna's eyes, hypnotically staring into them to enact his magic. "Now even if something should go wrong you won't remember a single part from now until the spell wears off."

One princess down, now Discord just had to deal with Celestia and his plot would hav- "Celestia's royal kiss marks upon it." Discord interrupted.

What is it now?

"You said plot, it had to be done. Carry on."

Discord's... plan would have a much higher success rate if he held both Alicorn sisters prisoner. Twilight was nowhere near ready to take up rulership; Cadence was in the Crystal Kingdom and his wondrous creation Ike was away on business in the Gryphon territories. There would be nothing to stop him from gaining complete control over the- " hot threesome."

Damn it Discord, is there a single clean thought drifting around in that head right now? You know what don't even answer; I'm skipping ahead to phase seven.

But then you would be skipping the heart wrenching part where I betray Celestia's trust.

Discord, I'm fairly convinced you don't have a heart. And this memory spell stuff is kinda crap; it's like a freebie failure with no repercussions.

"Oh, look! " Discord snapped behind his back before pointing to a speck in the distance. "Is that a flying fuck?"

What?

"Oh wait, that can't possibly exist, I don't give one." He spoke as the distant object spontaneously combusted.

*Wiseass

~

P 7 *

With a snap the antiquated candelabra of the sisters' castle deep in the Everfree sparked to life, revealing the cold and age worn innards within one of its deepest chambers. Luna stirred into wakefulness, her confused gaze falling upon the once familiar architecture of her old home.

"I must still dream..." She mumbled, attempting to lift herself from the floor. Luna paused as she felt a tug accompanied by a metallic clink, a shackle and chain restricting movement.

Any drowsiness fled from Luna in an instant, her eyes darting to the chain and then around the room to assess her situation. The candlelight first revealed another form sleeping beside her, instantly recognizable as Celestia before she took notice of the other figure.

"Discord." Luna vehemently spat out the name. "I wanted to believe you were truly reformed, but I see now how blind we were." Luna began to cast a spell to remove her chains but found herself unable.

"Do you think I would allow you even the slightest chance of escape? Most of Equestria is already feeling the effects of my control, their unwitting fall into disharmony is quite an influx of power." Discord smirked as Luna passed a shackled hoof straight through where her horn had previously been, removed by Discord's unnatural powers.

"Then what do you intend for us if you are to conquer Equestria?"

"A king's harem needs... concubines." Discord approached and ran a paw along Luna's cheek, lowering his face to look into her eyes. "So, how do you want to play your cards on this? I see two options; fold or keep on playing until you wish you had surrendered.

Luna spat in Discord's face causing him to slightly back away. "The sister of night, as innocent and pure as the moon, so pure that her secret darkness manifested as an entirely separate being. Where then does such defiance stem? Have you been communing with Nightmare Moon?" He questioned while wiping his face, flicking the saliva away.

"I have reconciled with my darkness, as even Nightmare has redeemed herself, unlike the pathetic creature that stands before me. We have learned that extremes either way only cause strife, therefore we work now to return to a state of peace as we were before the divide was ever formed."

"So you've welcomed her back, tsk tsk. What would Celestia think? Oh well, it doesn't matter in the end. But now that you consider yourself whole it's going to be just that much more fun to see you break."

"I'll see you pay for this."

"Luna," Discord spoke with mock disappointment. "You could be using that mouth for much better things than empty threats."

"You wouldn't dare."

"Oh?" Discord snapped and an open mouth gag appeared in his hand. Discord grabbed Luna's cheeks, forcing her mouth open before slamming the piece in. Adjusting the straps he quickly latched it as Luna tried in vain to wrench her head away from his steely grasp. "You'd best mind yourself when telling me what I can and can't do."

Discord stood, ensuring Luna's gaze fell directly at his waistline, showing her that he intended to make good with his threat. There was no way she could stop him, the open centered gag providing entrance and preventing retaliation.

Luna tried to look away as Discord slowly stroked himself to readiness, unable to do so as she stood there shocked by what was about to happen.

"Any apologies before we start?" Discord teased Luna, knowing very well she wouldn't even if she could."

"Uck oo" Luna attempted a slurred curse past the gag, not achieving the desired effect.

"Not quite." Discord spoke, teasing his thick girth along her cheek.

Luna flinched away but instantly was made to regret it, Discord forgoing any gentleness by entwining Luna's mane in his grasp and yanking her back into position.

Discord hefted his member, pressing the tip just inside her gaping maw, watching her defiant eyes lose a portion of their vigor as she gave a helpless struggle.

"Now that's a good girl." Discord demeaningly taunted as his girth slid into her warm maw, forcing her insides wide. Not wasting a moment he thrust deeply, feeling her gag around him, her eyes responsively watering. Discord held her there enjoying the warm depths as Luna tried to pull away, unable to in Discord's firm grasp.

Nearly a minute passed as the princess of night helplessly spasmed, her airway completely blocked with Discord's girth. Discord absentmindedly stroked a lock of her mane as Luna's convulsions lost their energy, her mind numbing as the lack of oxygen began to take its toll.

Discord yanked her head away from his groin as quickly as he had thrust in, allowing Luna to gasp for air. The degraded princess coughed and sputtered as best she could past the gag, looking at Discord with scornful distaste as soon as she had decently recovered.

"Not enough yet?" Discord pressed her down upon his girth once more, holding Luna aloft by her mane as her legs trembled and gave out.

Luna could feel every pulse as her heart raced to deliver what little oxygen was left in her blood, but it didn't scare her like it should... No, instead it was strangely euphoric. A tingly bliss as she slowly went numb.

Discord pulled out again, Luna automatically gasping for air once more. As she recovered Discord teased his claws across her neck, causing her to shiver with excitement.

Luna was smart enough to know what was happening here, but her body was reacting just as Discord had intended. Luna felt a drop of fluid streaming down her leg, coming from her aroused nethers. She wanted to curse him, to scream at him, anything but sit here and feel her body and mind's slow betrayal.

"Is that a one more time I see in those eyes?" Discord slowly thrust back into her maw, giving Luna a chance for one last inhale. Her spasms stopped much quicker this time, Luna's anger pushed aside by rush of pleasure rippling through her. Giving an accidental groan that vibrated around the invading girth Luna froze, Discord pulling away upon hearing and feeling it.

"Well, well..." He chuckled "Can't have you enjoying this too much, can we?"

Discord loosened his grasp on Luna stroking himself in front of her face. "Unless... You really do want to enjoy it?" Discord questioned, letting go entirely.

Luna tried to look away from the massive girth bobbing inches from her face but couldn't manage to do so, captivated by the hormones and arousal rippling through her flesh. With a snap of his fingers Discord's gag dispersed into nothingness, allowing Luna the chance she had wanted just a little while ago to scream and curse the wretched beast... But she didn't, Luna just sat there on the edge of a decision, one that she never would have thought herself making just a minute ago.

Luna tipped her head forward ever so slightly, her closed lips bumping against his massive tip. Discord didn't say a word as Luna sampled his musk with a deep inhale, watching as her free hoof unconsciously drifted its way towards her engorged nethers to feel the damp fluids collecting there.

The breath from her nostrils teased against his shaft as Luna battled between desire twisted into shape by Discord and her own dwindling senses. Discord shifted back, barely a noticeable distance but enough for Luna to notice. She followed the move, getting the hint that the time she had left for freedom of choice was limited. As much as it pained her to admit, Discord had the upper hoof, she may as well accept this if it would be forced upon her regardless. Besides, if he was already rutting with Celestia it must be enjoyable in some fashion.

Luna parted her lips slowly, her tongue poking out ever so slightly to give a gentle lap at the tip lightly pulsing in front of her. A strand of pre from Discord's earlier escapades graced her taste buds, subconsciously twisting her to desire more as Discord tampered with her inhibitions. She opened her maw wide, staining to fit his pulsing tip inside of her warm maw. This stretch drove her imagination wild as she thought about how such a massive girth could manage its way into other entrances. Before even managing to take any more of Discord in her maw she pulled away, her quaking legs dripping with an arousal she didn't care was wrong.

Discord cocked his head to the side, wondering why Luna had so suddenly stopped when she had just seemed so willing moments before. Looking at her longing expression Discord watched as she bit her lip, a question in the back of her mind. "Speak, my pet." Discord stroked Luna's cheek, smiling when she didn't flinch away.

"I- I want more."

"I'm sorry could you rephrase that?" Discord toyed.

"I need- you...

"For what purpose?" Discord played with her mane, knowing very well now what she was trying to get across. He just wanted to hear Luna say it.

"I want to feel you- inside."

"Closer, now ask nicely." Discord grinned as she squirmed,

"Please, show me why Celestia moans so gracelessly while I wander the castle halls at night."

"Now that is something I can arrange." Discord snapped and Luna's chains fell free.

Discord swept Luna up before she even had a chance to use the newfound mobility, his serpentine body coiling once around her middle. His powerful muscles rippled as Discord shifted, allowing Luna to feel his frightening strength and the thrum of eldritch power that flowed through his veins.

Luna's mind went hazy as she met his hypnotic and impassioned eyes, wanting nothing more than what her primal desires cried for. She felt the warm pressure as Discord pressed her captive body down, his girth slowly inching inside of her tight tunnel.

Luna arched her back under Discord's twisted grasp, her body begging for him to fill it completely. Discord reminded her of a constrictor, she was helpless in his powerful grasp and wouldn't be released until she was limp with exhaustion or unconscious. He was a dangerous creature, but for some reason the fear only drove Luna's desire further.

Discord didn't even give Luna the courtesy of adjusting to his girth inside of her, his coiled body shifting to pull her back up for another thrust. Already Discord's deliberate motions were driving Luna wild, and she attempted to muffle her heated breaths against his neck. Noticing he smirked, lifting her chin up to plant a kiss upon her quivering lips. Luna allowed him to muffle her cries, opening her self fully to the lustful exchange as the Draconequus continued to press onwards into her depths.

The kiss was slowly forgotten as the flood of pleasure began to build up, leaving Luna's moans to spill out into the room with every motion Discord made.

Luna froze as she heard Celestia groan out beside her. Looking over Luna found an unchained and magic capable Celestia furiously rubbing at her nethers.

"S- sister?!" Luna cried, blushing at the predicament she was being observed in. Her eyes rolled back as she reached climax, Discord unceasing in his assault upon her quaking insides.

Celestia paused her frantic motions, realizing she had been found out.

"What? I couldn't let you two have all the fun without me."

~

Wait, what? The confused narrator asked.

"See? Now that's what you get for skipping phases I don't tell you too. Celestia was totally in on this. Now if you would excuse us, I have about 6 hours of fun to have before giving Twilight a hint on how to solve this 'vine problem'."

Wait, so you weren't betraying anypony?

"What did I just say numbskull, Celestia made me a deal. Having my way with her and Luna for a day or two equals me not taking over Equestria."

She sold her own sister's body to keep the throne? Wow...

"Now shoo. I'm the lord of disharmony, not the lord of exhibitionism. What's about to happen here is private." Discord waved his hand, causing the invasive writer to be cast forward to another scene. Left only to wonder about the rest of what unfolded in that candlelit dungeon.

~

P.10

Discord sighed in his sleep and adjusted his head on the pillow. It had been an interesting couple of days, but now things should be going back to old regular boring. He wasn't even allowed to dream about the many times and ways he had defiled Luna's body, for fear that she was wandering his dreams.

"Discord..."

"Go away Luna." Discord mumbled drearily.

"You really thought you could get away with it, didn't you?"

"Wait, you... You remember?" Discord's mind retreated inward, pulling up harmless thoughts to cover up the ones he didn't want showing in the dream and hoping that she didn't remember much.

"Of course I remember all the sleepless days when you thought it funny to keep me awake. And you need to learn that I keep my oaths."

Suddenly Discord's dream shifted, a thunderous hoard of crows flew around him. Earsplitting caw's drowned out his every thought, forcing him awake in seconds.

Discord rubbed the sleep from his eyes and smirked, "I guess she gets her vengeance after all."

Author's Note:

Thanks for reading!

To my old readers:

Shiiiiiiit... I just abandoned you guys for the better part of a year, didn't I?

Taking this long of a break has got me thinking... Which is a bad thing by the way. Thinking why am I even writing this in the first place and how is this a good use of my life/time? I guess I just have to find a way to push past that. I'll be trying to get some more writing done, and also trying to finish this series before pulling another long ass disappearing act. I don't want to leave matters unfinished, even if I never write a yiff/clop fiction ever again.

So sorry for those who have waited this long for a new chapter, and sorry if it was lackluster, I have the write my way back into the groove and have not been feeling up to the challenge of writing clop in the slightest.

The fimfic system purges unread notifications (and possibly messages?) after a month (I think it's a month), so apologies to any of you who have asked questions or sent me a message in the 8 months (holy hell) I vanished.

To the new readers:

If you are new, welcome! I hope you had fun reading the prequel! You did read the story before this, right?