A Healthy Rivalry
#12 of Hospital Hijinks
Marcus and Jonathan enjoy bragging about their sexploits, especially to each other.
Marcus walked down hall heading for the exit. As the sliding automatic doors opened, Jonathan stepped out from the side and joined him, resting his large arm on his fellow doctor's head. "Ok, brother." Jonathan started, "First threesome, Ménage à trois, not the other." "So me and two chicks?" Marcus clarified, answered with a nod. "I swear I've told you this one. My first threesome was in the tenth grade. One was a nice thin Fox while the other was this adorable little hamster.
"Names?" Jon asked as they got into his car and pulled out, driving out of the parking lot and heading for the nearest park.
"Never got them." Marcus laughed, "A few illegal drinks eventually became a nice hard illegal fucking since the hamster was actually twenty and I was only sixteen, and the other girl was eighteen.."
"So wait... You fucked a twenty year old, and an eighteen year old." Jonathan said as the pulled up to a car with an sexy deer laying on the hood, legs wide open, wearing nothing but a thong.
"Yup. How about you?" Marcus asked, nudging the deer awake, before waving. "Hi there Caitlyn." He said with glee.
"You perverted fucks." She said with a hint of sarcasm. "I almost kicked you both in the face."
"Sorry about that." Jonathan said, hoping onto her hood and resting his hand in her crotch, running his finger along her cunt. "And Marcus, Ninth grade, two of my classmates just before class started we ditched, found an empty bathroom and I drilled them both taking turns in doggy. I finished in one and she shared with her friend.
"Nice." Marcus said laying on the hood next to the deer.
"They were both mice. Don't remember their names."
"Geez." Caitlyn hummed as she pulled Jonathan's pants down and began jacking him off. "You both just use women, don't you?"
"Caitlyn, shut up." Marcus barked, "You literally are using the two of us to satisfy your needs just like we used them."
"Hey. I have a husband who doesn't fuck me anymore. He eats out any pussy that walks by, but won't even bother touching me anymore."
Jonathan pulled her into a deep kiss, "He is a fool." Jonathan said with a tender smile, "Now assume the position." He commanded in a childish voice.
Moments later Jonathan was standing behind Caitlyn, bending her over as she sucked on Marcus' thick juicy cock while he lay on the hood of her car. "Ok, what about your first milf?" Marcus asked Jonathan.
"Duh. Mrs. Vespa. The sexy art teacher from high school." Jon smiled, that cunt sucked me off twice then rode me on top of her desk. After fucking her again and again, I had in up and down my back, not to mention, most of her work was covered in my jizz."
"Nice." Marcus moaned, as Caitlyn shifted her head into a new angle and began twirling her tongue around the tip. "I remember her. I also remember cumming all over her face when we double teamed her for 'extra credit.'"
"How about you. Was that sexy italian elk, your first milf?" Jonathan asked.
"Nope." Marcus moaned.
Caitlyn pulled Marcus out of her mouth and looked up at him. "You both talk about sex all the time, you've been friends as long as I can remember. How could you not have talked about this stuff."
"Most of our talks were favorites. We realized earlier today we never talk about firsts." Marcus explained, gripping her fur and forcing her back down to take him into her mouth again. "Now Jonathan, don't get pissed, but your mom was my first milf."
"Before or after the divorce."
"Dude your parents were divorced when we were seven. So a bit after."
"Seriously?"
"Yes. I got to your house, your mom invited me in. Next thing I remember was getting to drill your mom on her bed. Then she wiped the cum out on your dad's favorite hat that 'went missing.'"
"Geez." Jonathan said, not slowing his deep thrusts into Caitlyn, making her moan into the massive pulsing cock in her mouth. "Was it good?"
"Fuck yes."
"How many times?"
"Are you really asking these questions?" Marcus asked, answered with a quick curious nod. "Three times that first day. It continued for about eight months, then she stopped, told me she had a new man. Her apology was one blowjob. She thanked me and we haven't fucked since." Marcus explained.
"Geez." Jonathan moaned,, feeling the deer tightening as she finally came and let out a howl into the cool night air, around Marcus' cock. "OK. Caitlyn. Where are we cumming." Jonathan asked.
Caitlyn pulled Marcus out of her mouth again and smiled, "Jonathan. Inside. Marcus, all over my slutty face."
"OK, Marcus, how about your first threesome with another guy." Jonathan asked as he continued pumping into Caitlyn's sensitive pussy, making her moan as his massive eleven inch horse cock drilled her again and again.
Caitlyn moaned louder and Marcus stood up and placed his foot on her back, pinning her down and began jacking himself off. "Was with you and remember that tart from ninth grade homeroom."
"Tina, the Otter?" He asked in a strained moan, feeling his orgasm and cum readying itself to flood her hungry womb.
"Yes, I remember the sounds that girl made. I remember coating her pussy de and out with our cum." Marcus moaned, feeling his self pleasure reaching its end.
"I heard she fucked over thirty guys a few weeks later and got pregnant by one of them." Jonathan gasped, before letting out a bray and a howl as his sticky cream flooded her fertile womb.
"Yes Jonathan." Moaned the nearly silent Caitlyn.
"Yuck. Glad we got to her first." Marcus said with a grin as he shot his load into CAitlyn's face with no warning.
"Oh fuck yes." She moaned, rubbing the hot jizz into her smooth fur and skin.
"How about you?" Marcus asked his friend.
"My first two male threesome was actually the same. We really turned her into a sex crazed slut." Jonathan joked.
"OK." Marcus hummed as he removed his foot from Caitlyn's back and he sat down next to her, his cock dripping cum onto the cool car hood. "You good sweetie?" He asked the deer as she rested her head on the cool metal and tried to regain composure.
"Jonathan made me cum again. My knees as shot and I am seeing double." She giggled. "I'm drunk from sex." She stood up and immediately fell backwards, Jonathan catching her, making her giggle like a school girl. "Oooh so strong."
"See. This is why I love her." Jonathan said with a laugh.
"No. This is why you love slutty nurses." She said pulled his head down into a passionate kiss. She whispered something to him and his eyes opened wide.
"Seriously." He asked frantically.
"Yes." She smiled, "Sorry for not telling you sooner."
"What's wrong?" Marcus asked as he got dressed.
"I'm expecting." Caitlyn said with a smile and a small peck on Jonathan's cheek. "I already know the baby is Jon's." She said happily.
"Caitlyn. How? Why?" Jon asked, startled to find out his fuck buddy was having his child.
"I stopped taking the pill about a year ago, its taken this long. And because I love you, you love me. And I don't care if you fuck other nurses or whores, just as long as you love me, then all is well." Caitlyn twirled around and looked up at him. "I'm sorry, but its also the only way Jerry will leave me alone, plus I really want this."
"Are you sure?" Jonathan asked, stroking her fur as he carried her to her car.
"Yes." Caitlyn said sweetly. "Sorry again, for keeping this from you."
"i understand." Jon said, laying her in the car and getting in the driver's seat. "Hey Marcus. Take my car home tonight, I'll get it tomorrow.
"You sure?" Marcus asked hoping off the hood of Caitlyn's car.
"Yeah. I'm gonna take Caitlyn home tonight and fuck her brains out some more." Jonathan said, exciting the sexy deer, making her spread her legs in the passanger seat, his spunk seeping out onto the leather.
"Have fun." Marcus said, taking the keys from Jonathan and getting in the beat up car, driving it home quietly, thinking of what his wife would have prepped for dinner.