The Legend of Luke: Behind the Bushes
#4 of Redwall: Behind the Bushes
This is based on The Legend of Luke by Brian Jacques. All characters are (c) Brian Jacques.
I know this is short; I don't have time to write really long stories.
Part 1: Takes place after Mossflower and before The Legend of Luke
Martin the mouse and his friends Gonff the mousethief, Dinny the mole, and Trimp the female hedgehog were sampling various fruits and nuts in Mossflower woods outside Redwall Abbey. They happened upon a bush with some very odd shaped berries. "Do you think we should try these?" asked Gonff.
"I don't know," said Martin. "Those berries look awfully suspicious."
Dinny and Trimp were already popping some in their mouths. "They seem to like 'em," said Gonff.
"Okay, fine," said Martin. All four of them were eating the strange berries.
After a few minutes, Dinny said, "Oi'm feelin' a gurt pressure in me pants."
"I feel strange too," said Trimp, "but it's a very happy feeling."
"It's the same feeling I get when I'm with my beloved Cornflower," said Gonff.
"I feel the urge to mate," said Martin. Immediately, the four of them took off their clothes, and began trying to get intimate with one another.
Dinny tried to mount Trimp, but he said, "Oi thinks there's a gurt too many spoiks!"
Then he mounted and penetrated Gonff in the anus. Gonff let out a surprised moan, and while Dinny was still on him, he mounted Trimp, who was already on top of Martin trying to get some of him. The four were a ball of confused hormones engaged in an orgy. Eventually, every hole was poked, and bodily fluids were exchanged between each member of the orgy. Then they all passed out.
The four of them woke up after about an hour. "What happened?" asked Martin.
"I don't know," said Gonff.
"Weren't we just sampling some berries a few minutes ago?" asked Trimp.
"Oi feel sore in me 'oiney," said Dinny.
"I have a feeling that whatever those berries were we should never try them again," said Martin.
"What berries?" asked Gonff.
"The same ones I just saw you hide in your collection sack!" said Martin. "Now, dump them out right this instant!"
"Okay, fine," said Gonff. Trimp and Dinny did the same.
The four of them returned to Redwall Abbey. "Now, we must make a promise," said Martin. "If any of us are going to have sex, it won't be under the influence of some strange berries. Got it?"
"Got it!" the other three said in unison.
Part 2: Takes place during the last part of The Legend of Luke
Martin and his friends left the Arfship after he learned about the fate of his father Luke. Gonff stopped and said, "Martin, there's somethin' I need to show you."
"What is it?" asked Martin.
"Remember when Denno tore out that page from the saga about your father?" asked Gonff. "When Denno was readin' it, he clearly didn't want you to know this detail of your father's last adventure. I retrieved that page."
"But that's stealing," said Martin.
"They don't call me the Prince of Mousethieves for nothin'," said Gonff. "Aren't you interested in what it says?"
"Sure," said Martin. "Go ahead and read it."
Gonff began reading:
***
On the Goreleech, the oarslaves Luke and Ranguvar were trying to reach each other, despite their bonds. Ranguvar was a strong female squirrel, so she was able to yank Luke free of his chains.
"Thank you, Ranguvar," Luke said.
"No problem," said the black squirrel. "Now, let's get to business."
Luke helped to free Ranguvar, and they both undressed. The other oarslaves were asleep, so they did not know what was going on between them. Ranguvar got on all fours, and raised her tail in the air. "I'm ready," she said.
Then Luke grabbed Ranguvar's waist and thrust his erection inside of her. Mouse and squirrel moaned in pleasure, but carefully not too loud as to awake the other oarslaves. The feel of female squirrel vaginal juices was overwhelmingly good to the smaller mouse Luke. While he was thrusting, he caressed her waist, and reached her breasts. Ranguvar moaned orgasmically while Luke climaxed, gushing his seed into her. After Luke pulled out, they both lay next to each other panting.
"That was amazing," Luke said.
"It was," said Ranguvar. "That was my first time with a mouse. It might be my last too."
***
Gonff folded the page and put it back in his pocket. "Unfortunately, matey, Ranguvar was right about it being her last time with a mouse," Gonff said. "But she and your father died as heroes to rid the seas of the evil Vilu Daskar."
"It's a shame they didn't come out alive," said Martin. "Ranguvar would have made an excellent stepmother."
Part 3: Takes place after The Legend of Luke
Chugger was an orphaned squirrel found by Martin and his friends during their quest to find out the fate of Martin's father Luke. Chugger was adopted by Gonff's family and is residing at Redwall Abbey. He wasn't completely weaned after he lost his mother, so he was tiny even for his age. The abbey's Badger Mother, Bella, was especially fond of the little squirrel.
In her chambers, Bella was sitting down with Chugger on her lap. "Why are you so cute?" she asked him.
"A cuz I'm a likkle squiggle!" he replied.
"I'm sure you mean little squirrel," said Bella. "But the way you say it is so cute!"
Then she kissed him on the cheek. "Chug like kisses!" said Chugger.
"Okay, then here's some more," said Bella. She repeatedly smooched the little squirrel over and over on his face. "You are SO cute!" she said, continuing her kissing. She wet her lips and continued smooching him all over, working her way down to his belly. "Do you like this?"
"Yes!" said Chugger. "Chug like tummy smoochies!"
Bella then blew into his belly, making a fart sound. "Ooh," said Bella. "What has gotten into me?" Bella felt the beginnings of lust for the tiny squirrel, and stopped kissing for the moment.
"Chug want more smoochies!" Chugger said. "And my wee-wee feels stiff!"
After the little squirrel said that, Bella knew she had to have him. She couldn't ignore the lustful feelings anymore; she had to act on them. Bella made sure the door to her chambers was locked, and she began taking off her clothing.
"Chug see Bella naked!" said Chugger. "Hee hee!"
"It's okay," she told him. "It's nature. Everybeast has different parts." Bella picked up Chugger and brought him to her bed. Then she took off his pants. What she saw was the largest penis and most well developed testicles she's ever seen on such a tiny creature. It was out of proportion, especially due to the fact that Chugger was just a runt. Counter intuitively, sexual maturity had reached him very early. Bella lay down on her back, her legs splayed out.
"Chugger like smell!" Chugger said, smelling Bella's badger aromas.
"That's because I'm ready to mate," said Bella. "Come to me, my little cutie."
Chugger instinctively humped the air, and eventually got closer and closer to Bella's female badgerhood. He then put his paws on her lower abdomen, because that was as far as he could reach. Then, he inserted his throbbing, prepubescent member into Bella's gaping vagina. Bella let out a moan of intense pleasure as the tiny squirrel was humping and thrusting in and out of the huge badger.
"This make Chug's wee-wee feel good!" said Chugger. Then, he made one last thrust, which gushed his seed into her. As sperm from the little squirrel found it's way into Bella's uterus, she let out a loud moan of orgasm. Her juices splashed all over Chugger, drenching him completely.
Then Bella picked up Chugger, and held him tightly to her breasts. "Oh, my, what has gotten into me?" said Bella. "I'm an Abbey Mother, and I just made love to a little dibbun!"
"That okay, Miss Bella," said Chugger. "I love you!"
"I love you too," said Bella, kissing Chugger.
They slept together that night. The Gonff mouse family knows Bella loves their adopted squirrel, and understand that he is with her a lot. What they don't know is what kind of love they have.