Just Checking
Been a while hasn't it? University things happened so I took some time away but I got bored and decided to haul this out. My message to you all? Check your bits, it really won't take that much time.
It's wet inside. I'm also wet.
Lewd sounding isn't it? Or perhaps you thought I've been doing plumbing and
broken something? Nope, you'd be wrong on both counts. Unless you count a zebra
being in a hot shower lewd. There's no particularly special reason for the
shower. I'm back in my university accommodation now (new digs, not the same
ones as last year) since I passed the first year and just taking my standard
morning shower, pondering life as I wash away the apparent grime from the last
24 hours.Sometimes taking your time in the
shower is nice, especially when you don't have to consider a water bill too
much. I turn about slightly and in doing so end up with the warm jets on my
shoulder, feels quite nice but I already rubbed there, don't need to go do it
again. I reach out for the bottle of shower gel on the little soap corner thing
we all have in these en-suite rooms and pop the lid. It doesn't take much to
get some of the green gel out and I start to lather it on, rubbing it through
my chest and related fluff before moving to the arms and armpits (and also
related fluff). The smell of tea-tree and mint is carried up by the steam and
drifts into my nostrils as I rub the lather in, I can't help but relax a bit
from this it's just so good and feels so nice and clean! After I've done my
arms, pits and shoulders I rub downwards again, over my stomach and waning
pubic fur towards my legs and groin area. I then rub the lather down onto my
legs just shy of the bottom part where the water rinses it off before it can be
any use, before travelling back up and rubbing round my thick furred crotch and
leathery sheath. I jump slightly feeling a slight jolt of pleasure which makes
me look down...oh...right...I got a little too relaxed I guess. It's easy to do, relax
in the bath or shower and suddenly ending up with a semi or full hard-on. I
smile and shake my head, not today big guy but since you're out anyway might as
well rinse my hands and clean you off.I can't say that cleaning your
sheath and dick is a pleasurable experience but it's one I undertake daily,
sure you can enjoy it but when you're not in the mood you're not in the mood
right? Now that that's done with I pause and prick my ears, remembering an ad
campaign from a few months back featuring a celebrity horse of some kind in the
shower. I think his name was BoJack or something? Anyway, he was going on about
getting relaxed in the shower and (with the help of some handy props) telling
males to all check their gonads for any odd lumps or whatever. While I'm young
and at reasonably low risk of cancer I do like to make sure I'm in good health,
showers are an ideal time to have a feel as everything is relaxed and your
scrotum descends from your body to 'cool off'. Gently I cup in one of those
testicles and groan, now this part does feel good so long as you're gentle. You
roll the testicle slightly between your fingers, just feeling for anything that
is really 'off'. I've had to check a couple times when I felt my epididymis
that it was normal but yes, you will feel an odd lump (and it'll hurt) near the
tubes that come out of your balls. One checked and feeling OK I take hold of
the other and pass it through, all clear as well. This also does have the
advantage that it gets your balls nice and rubbed up and clean too.Sighing I turn off the shower and
drip dry for a minute or so, length slowly retracting back into its proper
place. I then open the door and climb out, starting to dry off from the top
down. Once done I take a look at myself in the mirror and smirk, winking and
then giggling at how stupid I look. I do admire myself sometimes y'know? Not
every day, but sometimes. I think back to checking my balls, didn't take too
long huh? I can't help but wonder from it why nobody ever really talks about
these things too much, guess that was the point of the ad campaign. Either way,
I decide to take it upon myself to get all my male friends checking too and who
knows? They might ask me for a prostate exam as well.