Twelve Days of a Naughty Furry Christmas

Story by DRP on SoFurry

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A little "Furries Ruin Everything" joke I thought of when listening to 12 Days of Christmas. Enjoy and may your Christmas be naughty too.


On the First day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me

Some Surprise Sex in my Butt. (Jackpot)

On the Second day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me

Two Rubber Drones (Good things cum in pairs)

And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.

On the Third day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me

Three Ball Gags (A good lover is seen and not heard)

Two Rubber Drones

And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.

On the Fourth day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me

Four Chastity Belts (The hottest designs to deny)

Three Ball Gags

Two Rubber Drones

And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.

On the Fifth day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me

Five Golden Cockrings (Oh please, you were thinking the same thing)

Four Chastity Belts

Three Ball Gags

Two Rubber Drones

And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.

On the Sixth day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me

Six Egg Laying Tentacles (The hottest toy of the season on every Furries list)

Five Golden Cockrings (Can we hurry up. I got Tentacles waiting!)

Four Chastity Belts

Three Ball Gags

Two Rubber Drones

And then Surprise Sex in my Butt. (With Tentacles!)

ONE WEEK LATER

(What can I say, they know how to fill a Deer up.)

On the "Seventh" day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me

Seven Inflating Plushies (Tickle me Elmo has grown up)

Six Egg Laying Tentacles

Five Golden Cockrings

Four Chastity Belts

Three Ball Gags

Two Rubber Drones

And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.

On the eighth day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me

Eight Machines for Milking (For those who want a real protein shake)

Seven Inflating Plushies

Six Egg Laying Tentacles

Five Golden Cockrings

Four Chastity Belts

Three Ball Gags

Two Rubber Drones

And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.

On the Ninth day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me

Nine Wooden Paddles (I'm surprised I can still feel anything)

Eight Machines for Milking

Seven Inflating Plushies

Six Egg Laying Tentacles

Five Golden Cockrings

Four Chastity Belts

Three Ball Gags

Two Rubber Drones

And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.

On the Tenth day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me

Ten Vibrating Butt Plugs (Caution! Slippery when wet)

Nine Wooden Paddles

Eight Machines for Milking

Seven Inflating Plushies

Six Egg Laying Tentacles

Five Golden Cockrings

Four Chastity Belts

Three Ball Gags

Two Rubber Drones

And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.

On the Eleventh day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me

Eleven Musky Jockstraps (What? I have a preference.)

Ten Vibrating Butt Plugs

Nine Wooden Paddles

Eight Machines for Milking

Seven Inflating Plushies

Six Egg Laying Tentacles

Five Golden Cockrings

Four Chastity Belts

Three Ball Gags

Two Rubber Drones

And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.

One more! Here we go!

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me

Twelve Bad Dragon Dildos (God I love that Fox)

Eleven Musky Jockstraps

Ten Vibrating Butt Plugs

Nine Wooden Paddles

Eight Machines for Milking

Seven Inflating Plushies

Six Egg Laying Tentacles

Five Golden Cockrings

Four Chastity Belts

Three Ball Gags

Two Rubber Drones

And then Surprise Sex in my Butt!

It's going to be a very white Christmas. #Notsorry;P

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