Remember summer? (part 3)
I woke up. For once I was awake before Keven, usually he is awake long enough before me to have his breakfast eaten and have my breakfast half made. Maybe I'll make him breakfast in bed, I thought... No, that wont work, only because he is awake so early that I don't know what he would want for breakfast!I'll just let his sleep a little more. I slowly get out of bed and sneak out of the bed room, I go into the kitchen and start making cereal. About ten minuets later, Keven bounds out of the bed room."good morning, Greyson" said Keven as he sat on the couch next to me."I was thinking I was going to have to kiss you... Sleeping beauty" I said.Keven forced a fake laugh "Ha Ha" he rested his head on my lap and said "that wouldn't be the first time "I said "your going to have to get up""no" Keven said.I said "but I have to use the bathroom!" and started to wiggle around.He said "but I'm comfy" and held onto the couch to stop me from getting up.I asked "what do you normally have for breakfast?"He said " cereal... sometimes I have bacon"I said "If you don't let me get up, I'll force you to let me get up than eat all of the cereal and bacon!" Keven jumped from the couch and ran into the kitchen, he shouted "Screw-off! this is my bacon!"I went into the bathroom. After I did what I had to and washed my paws, I looked in the mirror... My fur was everywhere that I didn't want it to be, I started the brush my fur into a comfy and nice style. This is the biggest problem that being a samoyed!I walked out of the bathroom and into the kitchen, Keven was making the whole pack of bacon. I said "dude... I don't even like bacon that much!""Well!" he said "Guess I'm having a heart attack!"I sighed "I'll have a few... strips?"After we ate the bacon, we went for a car ride, Keven drove. After about a hour of driving, Keven said "I'm hungry!" "How could you be hungry?" I asked "you just ate a boat-load of bacon!""You want to go to subway?" he asked."sure" I said "but only because it's so close"He asked "remember when this subway opened?""Yeah, you best not have as much bacon as when it opened" I said.It was probably a year before we got together, some time in the summer. Keven came to my house and asked "You like subway... right?" I nodded. Keven dragged me to his car and said "your coming with me!"We arrived at the new subway, I said "I had no idea that this was built!" We went in, I ordered a foot long flat bread with pizza sauce and shredded cheese.When Keven ordered, he said "foot long multi-grain with loads of bacon!"We pull into the parking lot, Keven asked "what are you going to get?""you know... the usual" I said... "And you?" I asked."don't worry" he said "I wont wave any bacon"After we
ordered and took a seat, a girl, probably 18-19 years old walked to the counter and almost shouted "I want basically a vegetarian sub, but with bacon"Everything went silent before someone said "the fuck?!" and nearly everyone started laughing.We went home soon after.