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The air was tense. I gulped nervously, clenching my fists. I feared the worst.

The place? Nom Burger. I finally had enough money to get some fast food, and I was going to take the opportunity. Unfortunately, one huge obstacle stood in my way -- or, realistically, one short and elderly obstacle. I watched in agony as my large, juicy, rather expensive lunch floated in front of me and slowly disappeared, bite by bite.

This cruel and heartless fiend had done this before; when I had picked up some quick ramen from the convenience store, he just happened to be passing by. I wasn't going to let him get to me -- not this time.

I reached for the right lens of my glasses, held it still, and focused my eyes on the floating food. I found that rather than just looking around, I had to actually keep an eye on these little pains-in-the-ass for them to finally show themselves to me, so my roommate's name for my glasses of "Yo-kai Specs" was becoming more true by the day. These things were no normal eyewear: they helped me get a good look at the things, these ... monsters, if you will, that took great joy in pissing me off every single day. Maybe it was because I could actually see them in the act, or perhaps I was just unlucky. Whatever the answer, being able to face my foe was becoming more and more helpful by the day -- at least now I knew who to be angry at.

As my glasses's lens developed a purple hue, a figure began to appear before me: a short, old man. He had a cone-shaped head, and a line of drool ran down his mouth. His traditional Japanese clothing and wooden sandals were truly the uniform of a deviant.

Enough with the drama: this guy kept eating my damn food!

"Good day, young man!" The older man smiled at me, and gave me a wave. Hungramps, as he was called, always gave me a polite greeting whenever we crossed paths. He was another Yo-kai that had come into my life without my consent in the slightest, and while he was a very kind old man and a great guy to have a long conversation with, his appetite always drove me insane. "A fine afternoon for lunch, isn't it?" Hungramps asked, polishing off my burger and reaching for the box of fries. "The meat was a little over-cooked, but those kids try hard in that kitchen! I support 'em!"

"Hungramps, you have to stop stealing my food like this! I only get so many chances to eat at restaurants, and you keep ruining it!" I said. Luckily, the place was empty besides the two of us; the lunch rush had just ended, and the employees seemed to not hear us. Hungramps, due to his age, didn't seem to hear me. Instead, he climbed into a nearby booth and leaned against the back of the seat, falling asleep in seconds. His snoring was taunting me; that should be me taking a full-stomach nap, not him!

I looked down at the multi-colored watch on my wrist. I would never dream of hurting the nice old man by myself, but that doesn't mean I can't try and talk him out of his terrible habit. I reached into my pocket and pulled out the only medal I had on hand: Hanako-san's. Insomni had left for the day to get her new medal, which she assured me I would absolutely love once it was finished. A lot of help that is right now, though.

I shoved the green medal into the watch's slot. The yellow frame around the watch's face was a dial, I had found out. I turned it to the "1" on the right, and the robotic voice came from it as usual.

"Please assume your summoning pose." It instructed. I didn't have a summoning pose -- I just stood there. It didn't feel cool, but I wasn't in the mood -- my rumbling stomach proved that. After a moment's time, a very spooky melody started to come from the watch; an eerie song, if you will. A bright light shot up from the watch's face and turned into a rainbow-colored path.

As the path formed, Hanako-san appeared. She did a cute spin, and saluted me as she traveled down the rainbow. At the very end, she turned around and smiled, looking at me. I turned the watch's dial to "2," and a "success" tone played.

"Summoning an Eerie." The watch said, with a blunt, emotionless tone. The bright rainbow disappeared, and Hanako-san was soon floating in the air.

"Hanako-san!" She exclaimed, introducing herself to the scene. She fell in front of me with a graceful pose and landed perfectly on her feet. She looked up at me with her hands behind her back. "Do you need something?" She asked. Once she looked at her surroundings, her smile grew wider. "Oh, is it lunch time?"

"Well, it was, but I had a little guest." I pointed behind her. Hanako-san turned around, and I heard her groan at the sight of Hungramps. "Yeah, I know, but you know he's too nice of a guy." I sighed. "Could you try talking him out of this ... again?" I asked. I shook my head, knowing that it probably wouldn't do a thing. It was always worth a try, though; sixth time's the charm, right? Hanako-san walked to Hungramps's booth and pounded a fist on the table, scaring him awake.

"Yes, I'll have the chicken!" Hungramps said out of surprise, clearly still in his dream. He turned, seeing Hanako-san looking at him. He gave her a warm smile. "Hello there, young lady! Beautiful day, isn't it?"

"It is, but that isn't why I'm here." Hanako replied. "Would you please stop eating my friend's lunch again? Humans need food much more than Yo-kai do. We're already dead -- I don't want my human friend to be next."

"My word, that's a grim thing to happen!" Hungramps exclaimed. He stood up on his seat and bowed to me. "I sincerely apologize. I'll try my best to let you enjoy your own food ... now and again."

"That's all I ask." I smiled at him. With that, Hungramps hopped down from the seat and walked towards the restaurant's doors, taking his leave. Hanako-san looked up at me and I bent down to her level, holding up my right hand. We exchanged a high-five and she took a step closer to me, giving me a hug. I patted her head and stood back up. "While I have you here, are you hungry?" I asked. Hanako-san eagerly nodded.

A little later, as Hanako-san and I were enjoying a late lunch, we heard Insomni's familiar giggle ring throughout the restaurant. In a flash, my ghostly "girlfriend" appeared before us with one hand behind her back and a sly grin on her face.

"What's up, Insomni?" I asked, swallowing my bite of food. "How'd your medal thing go?"

"See for yourself! I'm quite happy with the results." Insomni moved her hand from behind her back and pushed her arm out, practically shoving her medal in my face. It was green, like Hanako-san's, but with brand new art. Insomni's tongue was sticking out in a taunt like her previous picture, but instead of giving an eyelid pull-down tease, her hands were on the top of her dress and pulling it down ever so slightly, with the garment stopping just above her nipples. In short, her new medal art was a cleavage flash. She looked very proud of this. "What do you think?" She asked. Her eye lit up with anticipation.

"I think you shouldn't have pornography in public." I replied. Insomni glared at me, and Hanako-san giggled. I took the medal from Insomni and looked at it. "I'm just kidding. I love it, it looks ... well, hell, it's pretty fucking hot. You didn't get in trouble for picking a pose like this?"

"Are you kidding? The artist and cameraman practically begged for me to not leave!" Insomni put her hands on her hips, quite happy with herself. "I told them that this medal was for a special friend's eyes only, and they were totally okay with that!"

"Well, thanks." I dropped the medal into my pocket. "Sit down, or ... float down, whatever. We just started eating. You hungry?"

"I had some candy apples while I was back home, but I could eat." Insomni nodded. She floated next to me and grabbed my arm, rubbing against me and licking her lips. There was a difference between teasing and outright being seductive, and she didn't seem to grasp that. I felt my cock growing in my pants from the look on her face, but I tried my best to ignore it. "C'mon, we're in public ..." I mumbled.

"Fine, Mr. Worry-pants." Insomni pouted. She reached for the box of fries that Hungramps had only half-finished.

After the three of us finished what food Hungramps so graciously left for us, we left the restaurant rather satisfied. As a reward for Hanako-san helping me with Hungramps, I had bought her an ice cream cone on our way out. Insomni as well, since I'd never exclude her from anything -- and what the hell, one for myself. I loved seeing my two friends happy.

Just as we were about to dig in, though, something mysterious happened -- or should I say, something annoying. The top swirls of all of our ice creams had disappeared out of thin air!

"Hungramps, I swear. I'm done playing your games." I groaned. I held my right lens once more and focused on the spot in front of us, seeing a new Yo-kai begin to appear. Within seconds, our ice cream bandit was in full view: he was white, looked somewhat like a dog, and had large blue flames for eyebrows. His big, yellow eyes looked amazed at the world around him, with black irises that matched his expression. On his cheeks were two red swirls, and a light blue swirl was on his blue stomach. The same red swirls from his cheeks were also on his sides. On his back was a green bag that looked to be full of various things, and the Yo-kai himself looked nervous.

I wanted to hug him forever and never let him go. This was the most adorable thing I have ever seen in my life. By the admiration written all over my face, the adorable little dog-lion-thing must have realized I was looking at him.

"O-Oh my swirls!" The Yo-kai exclaimed. He had a strong southern drawl, which made me find him even more adorable. "Y'all can see me?! I-I've been caught! I gotta get out of here!" With that, he turned tail and fled, running away. I looked at Insomni and Hanako-san, and we all nodded. We ran after the thief as fast as our feet and Insomni's tail would carry us.

Thankfully, our target didn't run through the busy city intersections and risk getting me hit by something; instead, he headed for the fields on the outskirts of town. We kept up the chase, following him until a small, shoddy-looking house was in the distance. Every few minutes, the little Yo-kai would turn around to see if we were still behind him.

"I'm sorry, y'all!" He apologized while running. "Your ice cream looked tastier than chocolate covered'n peanut butter! Please don't fight me or nothin'! I'm just a country boy!"

I don't want to fight you! I want to take you home and hug you and keep you as my own! I didn't think he'd return the sentiment, so we just kept chasing him. He'd get tired eventually and we'd confront him about being a thief. Insomni wasn't going to let someone get away with taking sweets out of her mouth anyway.

After another few minutes, the little dog ran into the abandoned-looking house and slammed the door behind him. We stopped outside the building and I tried to open the door; it wouldn't budge.

"We have to get in there." I said, clenching my fist. "With God as my witness, I will hug that thing."

Insomni and Hanako-san looked at me. Hanako-san raised an eyebrow. I blushed when I realized what I said.

"I mean, we will get revenge for our ice cream." I corrected myself. The girls nodded, determined. Insomni paused for a moment.

"Oh, duh." She said. She simply floated through the door, and after a moment I heard it unlocking. The door opened a moment later, with Insomni standing inside. She motioned for us to enter. "He's in that room shaking like my vibrator." She said rather bluntly. Hanako-san and I walked past her, opening the door to another room. Inside we saw the little white Yo-kai huddled in a corner, trembling. For the size of the outside, the inside of the little shack was a lot more spacious than one would think. There was a number of doors with rooms which he could have easily hid in. I questioned why he stayed in the first one he saw -- maybe he just panicked.

"I'm sorry, y'all! I truly am, swear on my love of the countryside!" The Yo-kai pleaded.

"We're not going to hurt ya." I assured him. He paused, blinking for a moment.

"Y'all aren't? Then why'd ya chase me so long?" He asked.

"Well, you shouldn't steal ice cream from other people. It's rude." I said. "We just wanted an apology, and then ... here we are." I shrugged. "You're sorry, so we're fine. I'm sorry we scared you."

"It ain't nothin' but a thang!" The Yo-kai stood up. He walked towards us with a little waddle which was also the most adorable thing I'd ever seen. "Name's Komasan. Pleasure to meet ya, Hoss." He said, holding out a paw. I took it in my hand and shook it, the two of us smiling at one another.

"Not my name, but sure. Happy to meet you too." I said. "Is this where you live, Komasan? Seems a bit ... dangerous for a little guy."

"Naw! I live with my little brother Komajiro!" Komasan replied. At the sound of his brother's name, his eyes widened. "Oh no! I'm late to get home! He's gonna be madder'n a dog with no bone!" With another ... countryism, I guess, Komasan bowed to the three of us and ran for the front door. When he stepped outside and kept running, I heard him speak from a distance. "Monge! These fields are so pretty, zura!"

"... Monge? I thought he was southern?" I thought out loud. Hanako-san shrugged. "Well, we made a new friend, I think. No medal, but there's always next time. I'm sure we'll see him again if we ever get more ice cream."

"That's all well and nice, but while you were acting like a teenage girl holding a puppy, I still lost my ice cream!" Insomni fumed. I looked at her hand, then down at mine, then at Hanako-san. We hadn't let go of our cones, and ice cream had melted all over our hands without any notice. Unusual, but I was so smitten with Komasan that I didn't care about anything else.

While I was busy staring at my messy hand, Hanako-san had decided to explore the little shack. She turned from one of the doors, and motioned for Insomni and I to follow.

"There's a woman in here." Hanako-san whispered. "She's asleep."

Indeed there was. A woman, who looked very Japanese, was laying on a futon fast asleep. Her black hair was in three buns with a golden ornament in the middle, and she wore a green kimono with orange rims on the edges. She looked quite beautiful, to be honest. The three of us watched her sleep for a moment, but out of the corner of my eye I noticed something. A ghostly aura was approaching the woman.

"What's that?" I asked, pointing. The girls didn't answer; they were as interested as I. The aura covered the woman's head and neck, and after a moment, faded entirely. The woman didn't seem to notice and continued her sleep; as she did, her head started to move upward, then her neck. We watched in horror as her neck started to stretch out, looking like a snake coiling as it kept on extending. The woman remained in her deep sleep, as if this was a totally normal thing for her. By now, her neck looked like a giant spring with her head at the end. "What the hell?!" I asked a bit too loudly. Unfortunately, the woman sat up in bed and turned to us. She looked absolutely furious, and the scowl on her face was truly horrifying.

"GET OUT!" She screamed. Her face turned from one of beauty to a vicious creature's -- Insomni wasn't phased, nor was Hanako-san. I, on the other hand, could've pissed myself. "ARE YOU DEAF, HUMAN?! LEAVE THIS PLACE!" The woman ordered. I couldn't move; I was frozen from fear. I looked down at Hanako-san, then over at Insomni. Neither girl seemed to be scared by the woman.

"Miss Rokurokubi." Insomni greeted her with a nod. "Woke up on the wrong side of the futon, I see."

In an instant, Rokurorubi's mood improved. She had a beautiful smile on her face.

"I suppose so. I apologize for being so grumpy." She said. She smiled at me, and it looked geniune. "I've just been having a rough time the last few nights. I promise, I'm not usually such a grouch."

"A rough night, hm?" Hanako-san spoke up. She looked quite happy. "I have just the thing for you!"

"Hanako, now's not the time for a sales pitch." I whispered. The little Yo-kai ignored me and approached our new "friend," with one of her lotion bottles suddenly in her hands. She pumped a few drops into her right hand and held it out towards Rokurokubi. "If I may?" Hanako asked. The woman nodded, and Hanako-san started to rub the lotion into Rokurorubi's cheeks and face. "This is Hanako-san's Moonbeam Beauty Mask. It should relax you into a better sleep."

"Why, this does feel nice!" Rokurokubi exclaimed, rubbing her own cheeks. "So soft and smooth! You're very wise, Hanako-san!"

"Think nothing of it." Hanako-san gave a graceful bow, and the bottle disappeared. "I'm always happy to help a Yo-kai in need." So Rokurokubi was a Yo-kai, then. I thought she was just fucking terrifying.

"I apologize for waking you up." I said to Rokurokubi as she kept feeling her cheeks. "Anyway, I'm sorry we interrupted you. We'll be leaving now, ma'am."

"It was nice to have visitors again." Rokurorubi said with a warm smile. "Please, come back and visit me anytime."

The girls and I said our goodbyes and left the woman's home. I then realized we had chased Komasan outside of the city, and I had no idea whatsoever where we were. The three of us groaned in frustration and started to walk.

"So she's a Yo-kai too, huh?" I asked. Insomni nodded.

"She's what's known as a Classic Yo-kai." She explained. "A Yo-kai that's been around for hundreds, sometimes thousands of years, so long that they have legends and the like about them."

"Like yours?" I asked Hanako-san, looking down at her as we walked.

"Sort of, but hers is much more well-known than mine." She replied. "She's one of those Yo-kai that existed back during the feudal era. There are only a few of them around these days."

"The feudal era?" I asked. "We didn't have anything like that, we're in--"

"Irrelevant!" Both Insomni and Hanako-san interrupted me.

As Springdale eventually came into view, the three of us were becoming exhausted from traveling so far. For some reason, a particular thing from earlier crossed my mind.

"Hanako-san, what was that lotion you gave her?" I asked. "What did you call it, again?"

"Moonbeam!" Hanako-san replied. "It's my newest product after that couples' aid we came up with."

"The what now?" Insomni asked, floating in front of Hanako-san as we walked. "What are you hiding, you little hussy?"

"Insomni!" I snapped at her. "Don't talk to her that way! Hanako's our friend! She's not like that at all!"

"I .. apologize." Insomni replied. She kept her eye on Hanako-san as she took her spot next to me again. While we walked, Hanako-san had the bottle appear in her grasp, and started to read the instructions on the back. I looked down at her, but stopped in my tracks. The girls both turned to look at me.

"Is something wrong?" Insomni asked. I pointed at Hanako-san.

"Hanako, did you ... did you make sure you read the bottle before you gave her that?" I asked. Hanako-san looked at it, studying the front. After realizing what she had done, she froze.

Hanako-san didn't use Moonbeam for Rokurokubi. She had used Bliss.

"I'm sure it'll be fine." Hanako waved a hand dismissively. "This has been modified since the first test. It can't possibly be that powerful anymore." I wasn't so sure, but Hanako-san was smarter than me. I just hoped she was right.

This totally isn't a bad omen or anything.

Back at home, the girls and I had started to relax as the evening approached. When Hanako-san was in the bedroom with Insomni and I, I didn't want Insomni to try and take me to bed -- Insomni didn't seem to mind, but it was awkward to me. Even if Hanako's hand and I have become quite fond of each other, it still seemed wrong to just start fucking Insomni in front of her. As Hanako sat in front of my laptop and researched beauty tips and looked up the upcoming fashions for the season, I had Insomni busy in another way entirely.

Familiar eerie-sounding music played from my Yo-kai Watch as I lay on the bed. Looking up, the rainbow road had appeared and Insomni started dancing down the path, keeping a seductive look on her face as she swayed her ghost hips and licked her lips whenever she looked at me. Unfortunately for her, I hadn't bothered turning the watch's crank over to the summoning position, and I've been watching her do this little dance for half an hour.

"I'll ... get you ... for this!" Insomni yelled during her dance, her face turning from a sexy expression to anger. Her body was controlled by the summon; she pressed her breasts together through her dress as she floated down the rainbow path, and turned around from me and teasingly wiggled her ass as she approached the end of the path. When she paused at the end, she turned to me and blew me a kiss. As soon as that kiss was done, the music started up again, and Insomni started to dance.

"You look like a stripper." I laughed. Insomni ran her hands down her body as she moved, shaking her hips while traveling down the path. I could watch this for hours -- hell, I could probably jerk off to how sexy she looked doing all this -- but I knew better than to piss her off too much. I sat up and leaned against my bed's headboard and pillow, reaching for my watch's dial and cranking it to the left.

"Summoning an Eerie." The robotic voice spoke. The successful-sounding melody played and the rainbow path disappeared; Insomni floated above me. She clasped her hands together and bent over, showing off her busty, purple cleavage as she smiled at me.

"Insomni!" She announced her name, just as Hanako-san had during our "fight" with Hungramps. As soon as she finished, Insomni floated towards me and started to beat on my chest with her fists. She had a pouty look on her face, but all I could do was laugh. "You're a jerk! You really are!" Insomni whined.

"I'm sorry! S-Sorry, haha!" I laughed through Insomni's little punches. "You just looked so damn good posing like that, I couldn't get enough!"

"Thank you ..." Insomni mumbled. She was blushing, and if Hanako-san wasn't in the room I probably would've pounced on her -- Insomni showing any sign of weakness or not trying to control me was always cute. I yawned, and rubbed my eyes.

"We should probably go to bed, girls." I said, hearing a "damn it!" from Insomni but ignoring her. Ever since the girls started living with me, or should I say since Hanako-san started living here, I started sleeping earlier. Hanako-san actually preferred to sleep at night; it seemed that talking to her at night back at the school had actually woken her up. Of course, this meant Insomni and I couldn't fuck the night away as we had before, but even Insomni herself was becoming used to it. I promised her we would make up for lost time, and I meant it; however, that didn't mean I lost out on sex entirely.

Despite her small stature, Hanako-san can ride a guy's cock like nobody's business -- but I wasn't about to tell Insomni this. She was suspicious enough whenever Hanako gave me knowing winks and smiles once in a while. It took long enough for the two to become friends, on Insomni's side anyway -- Hanako-san was more than happy to live together with her, but Insomni's jealousy had taken a while to finally settle down. After it finally did, though, Insomni actually treated to short Yo-kai like a younger sister, or did when she wasn't suspicious of her.

When Insomni finally gave up arguing with me about how I should "embrace the night," the three of us finally laid down to sleep. Hanako-san insisted on sleeping in bed next to me, and I often felt her hugging me at night like I was a big teddy bear. I would stroke her hair and see her smile in her sleep. Insomni slept on my opposite side, but demanded that I stop wearing pants to sleep. I of course gave in, and often woke up to her riding me while nude herself when Hanako-san slept in late. No matter how much we did it, seeing those big purple tits of Insomni's always turned me on; I could never say no.

...

I woke up to loud sounds coming from the kitchen -- the one room that wasn't connected to my bedroom. It was just to the left of the front door, so whoever made the noise had to have just arrived. Maybe they hadn't stolen anything important yet, I hoped.

I scurried to put on a pair of pants and grabbed the nearest thing I could find -- an old, broken laptop that I insisted I would fix, but had long since become a doorstop -- and headed towards the loud room.

"Hungramps, if you're in here again, I swear to God I'll--" My muttering was silenced when I peeked into the doorway. The fridge was wide open and someone was downing Hanako-san's "nutrition smoothies" that she insisted I drink more. I have to say that this didn't bother me, the thief was welcome to them, but when I saw them open my box of cold delivery pizza I started to care. I took one step into the kitchen -- the theif was too tall to be Hungramps. In one swift moment to surprise whoever it was, I flipped the light switch.

Rokurokubi turned at me, with her neck outstretched -- she hissed at me, and had her "grumpy," horrifying face on from earlier. I instantly stepped back from surprise; she looked as if she'd try eating me next. I shielded my face with my laptop, and I heard her giggle.

"That's not gonna do anything, silly!" She laughed. I peeked out from behind it, and her smile had returned. "I'm sorry, I was just a little hungry and you surprised me. No harm done!" She assured me, and turned back to my fridge. "This looks quite good ..." She spoke to herself, reaching in and pulling out some of Insomni's chocolate.

"Don't eat that!" I warned her, just as she took a big bite. "Oh no ..." I sighed in frustration. Insomni was going to be scarier than this woman could ever be when she found out her sweets were gone. "How in the world did you even get here?" I asked.

"Well, I found some buses that ran really late, and then I kept transferring until I got into the city." Rokurokubi explained, as if this was totally normal. She pointed to the counter, and I saw a large sun hat and hot pink, huge sunglasses. I looked back at the Yo-kai, seeing that her neck had since returned to looking normal while she ate. Although her disguise was rather cliche, I could see it passing as long as she didn't look like a walking spring.

"That's not what I meant." I said, walking behind her and looking with fright as half of my food was gone. This lady put Hungramps to shame. "How did you know I lived here, and what gives you the right to eat my food?"

"I'm your guest." She replied. "Insomni has told me before that if I ever visit her, I was to make myself at home. I've had a long trip getting here." She made a cute burp, and blushed while covering her mouth. "Excuse me!" she said, patting her stomach. "I'm full now, anyway. Thank you very much for your hospitality." She bowed at me, and I nodded; I couldn't think of anything else to do.

"Uh, no problem." I replied. She didn't seem like the kind of lady to steal from others and not seem to give a fuck about it, but I'll let it pass. Her beautiful appearance allowed me to overlook it. "Did Insomni tell you where we live, too?"

"Oh, no. I just followed you here." Again, she spoke as if this was normal. "I have to say, it was a tiring trip to and from!" I crossed my arms and raised an eyebrow.

"I don't ... I don't get it. How did we not hear you?" I asked. Rokurokubi giggled once more, like my question was incredibly stupid.

"Ask me if it's cold outside." She said. "Go on, try it."

"Okay then ... is it--HOLY-" Before I could answer my question, her neck stretched past me and out of the kitchen. I stepped out and watched her head and neck go down the hall, to the front door, and to the doorknob, which she opened with her mouth. Her head and neck were outside for just a moment before beginning to reel back like a very, long, disturbing-looking tape measurer. When her head snapped back in place, Rokurokubi shook her head.

"Quite comfortable, actually." She said. "A peaceful night."

I could just picture her head following us and hiding in bushes and behind street signs as she "followed" us, then that neck going in reverse faster than a cheetah to return to her body. I shivered at the idea.

"Anyway, was food all you needed?" I leaned against the kitchen counter. Rokurokubi shook her head and her neck started to stretch, wrapping around my body like a snake going after its prey, when her head finally paused in front of mine, our eyes met. She shook her head. "Uh ... Roku ... um ..." her long name was escaping me. I knew it just seconds ago, but seeing her eyes looking straight into mine just seemed to wipe that memory away.

"Rokurokubi." She corrected me. In her attempt to be seductive, she whispered her name; I was tired and could barely hear that.

"... Uh, yes?" I was surprised at what I thought was a very inappropiate question she had asked. "You do have ... uh ... nice boobies." Why a woman of her proper speech and sophisticated manner would use slang words for her own body was beyond me. She frowned at my compliment, or attempt at one.

"No! My name! It's Rokurokubi!" She spoke a bit louder this time, but still took care to not wake the girls. "Roku-ro-kubi!"

"Well, I guess this is like a movie!" I nodded in response. A horror movie, maybe -- a romance flick this definitely is not. Why was she saying such weird things with her neck wrapped around me? I hoped she didn't plan to lull me into a false sense of security and squeeze me until I joined my friends in the Yo-kai life.

"Oh, forget it!" Rokurokubi sighed. She pressed her lips against mine before I could react, and before I knew it the two of us were making out. She had me pushed against the counter with her tongue in my mouth, wrapping her neck tighter around me as we continued. For someone who lived by herself for what I assume was many years, this lady was quite the kisser; the only reason she eventually pulled away is so I could breath. She grinned at me and licked her lips. "Did that help?"

"Yeah, Rokurokubi. That totally helped." I replied, breathing heavily. "It's kind of a mouthful, though. Mind if I call you 'Roku' for short, at least for right now?"

"Well, it's not really normal, but ... I suppose it's all right." Roku agreed. Her neck started to move around me once more, but this time releasing her grip. After I was free, her head still stayed at eye-level with mine. "I apologize for being so abrupt, but I had my reasons, you see." She explained. "For some unusual reason, after you left my home this afternoon, I've been thinking about you in particular. I can't get you out of my mind, and I need you. Well, more of my body needs you." She turned away from me with red cheeks. "It's like ... there's some kind of need inside of me that I know only you can fulfill."

Her hands slowly made their way around her back, to the sash around her kimono. I'm not sure how she untied it herself, but I wasn't going to complain; as soon as the sash was gone, her hands moved to the front of the robe and opened it up, revealing her nude body underneath.

Thank you, Hanako-san. Thank you so goddamn much, Hanako-san.

She looked absolutely fantastic: her breasts matched Insomni's in size, and her bright, pink nipples were already excited and hard. Her pale skin looked smooth to the touch, and when I reached out my right hand, she grabbed it and placed it on her left breast. I squeezed, feeling my fingers sink into the flesh, not unlike my time with Insomni; Yo-kai females' bodies were amazing. I looked Roku's nude body up and down, trying to take my eyes away from her breasts -- I was surprised to see that while she did have black pubic hair, it was very neatly trimmed. I questioned how she could do that, living in a home with nothing but a bed and no bathroom with grooming tools that I could see, but I didn't question it. I couldn't look away from her beautiful, perfect form, and she didn't want me to.

"You can continue to touch me." Roku said with a nod. I reached out my other hand and took her other breast in my grasp, groping both of them now. The faint blush on her cheeks as I touched her made my face heat up as well; she was very unlike the bold, leading Insomni, or the collected, quiet Hanako-san. Roku seemed to have a bit of humbleness to her. She didn't expect anything out of my exploration of her body; instead, she simply enjoyed it.

"So what did you need me to do?" I asked, feigning innocence. I knew full well the reason she was here, but hopefully she didn't.

"Well, after you left, I decided to go back to sleep. I woke up, and the part of my face that I rubbed your friend's beauty lotion on seemed to feel very dry." Rubi's face turned a brighter shade of red, and the man in me just kept feeling up her chest while she spoke. "After that, you were the only thing on my mind and I knew I had to see you."

"That's an interesting story." Although I could fake cluelessness, it was hard to smirk. Luckily, she didn't notice. I moved my hands from her breasts and watched as she dropped her kimono to the floor, leaving her nude save for her white slippers. As she reached down to remove them, my excitement got the better of me and I pushed my pants to my ankles; my cock was already erect from seeing Roku's fantastic tits, and touching them bare only made me throb. When I moved, Roku's attention shifted from her footwear to me, and her eyes widened at the sight of my dick.

"That! That's what I need!" She exclaimed, excited. Instead of reaching for it as I'd hoped, her neck began to extend once more and her face stopped right in front of my cock's tip -- but only for a moment. After studying my erect manhood for a few seconds, Roku's neck began to move again. After a very unusual amount of twists and turns, Roku's mouth was directly in front of my cock -- but her neck was wrapped around my shaft.

For having something like that around me, it felt surprisingly gentle, even when she retracted her neck ever so slightly to "squeeze" me. Without even waiting for me to speak, she leaned her head close and took the head of my dick into her mouth, sucking gently while her neck squeezed around the rest of it. Her neck moved up and down on my dick while she took more of it into her mouth -- getting pleasured two ways at once was better than anything Insomni had tried on me.

"How does this feel?" Roku asked, pulling her mouth away from me. I quietly nodded, and she looked up at me with a smile. She moved her head back down and took half of my length into her mouth, beginning to suck. Her tongue swirled around my cock while feeling as good as her neck squeezing me -- as she started to roughly suck while bobbing her head, her neck rubbed faster on my shaft. I felt myself shiver as she kept this up; my legs were starting to shake whenever she sped up. I leaned against the counter for balance and suppressed a very loud moan with my hand over my mouth.

Her warm, wet mouth engulfed my cock as she bobbed her head faster. The feeling of her smooth, warm neck wrapped around my cock and squeezing it while gently moving back and forth was starting to drive me to orgasm. I wanted to hold out as long as I possibly could, but all of her actions combined with my looking at her beautiful nude body made it very difficult. While she pleasured me with her mouth, I reached a hand down and groped one of her breasts, squeezing it as I watched her head move back and forth. Her eyes were closed, and she pursed her lips around my cock whenever she paused at my tip and pushed herself back down. Her neck squeezed my cock tighter as her head sped up, and it felt like I could collapse to the floor from the extremely incredible sensations running through me.

"I'm gonna cum ...!" I moaned a bit louder than I wanted, and quickly slapped a hand over my mouth. As the pleasure started to grow, I squeezed Roku's breast in my hand that much harder; she moaned herself into the blowjob, humming on my dick. I felt one of her hands reach down to grope my balls, playing with them in her palm and gently squeezing them -- if there was one thing this Yo-kai was, it was gentle and calm while pleasuring her partner. She treated me with much more care than Insomni, and with much more enthusiasm than Hanako-san. I let out a groan and felt my orgasm approach; Roku moved her head further and swallowed every single drop without any problem whatsoever. I watched her gulp with each rope I shot into her mouth, and soon after I had finally finished she pulled back and showed me her clean tongue.

I didn't speak a word, instead just watched as her neck uncurled around my cock and resumed its place above her shoulders. She walked over next to me and leaned against the kitchen counter. I paused for a moment, unsure of what exactly she was getting at -- after that orgasm, I couldn't get my head to stop spinning. She turned to face me and her head moved towards me, wrapping her neck around my chest. Her head stopped next to mine, and she leaned in to whisper into my ear.

"Are you going to make love to me, or fuck me?" She asked. I just nodded. "I'm fine with either." She softly blew into my ear and nibbled on my earlobe, pulling away from me. She kissed my cheek and and I walked around her, facing her body and looking her up and down. Her smooth, pale-skinned back leading down to a supple, full ass. I reached down and grabbed one of the cheeks, squeezing it and feeling her shiver.

She quietly moaned and pointed down at herself, rushing me to get on with it. I took my cock in my right hand and positioned myself in front of her pussy, gently pushing inside; as soon as I was in, I shoved myself in to the hilt, feeling my balls slap against her. I stood in place, taking a few moments to enjoy the feeling of her pussy squeezing around my cock before started to slowly thrust, reaching around and taking a hold of her big breasts as I started to shove my cock harder inside of her.

"That's more like it." She turned her neck to look at me and licked her lips. "Make sure you don't let my visit be in vain." She smirked with those words. The sexy expression on her face didn't need an answer from me; I started pounding away at the woman's squeezing, wet cunt, slapping my balls against her with every push, each one faster and rougher than the last. My hold on her breasts was as hard as I could squeeze, and I could feel her nipples had hardened through my fingers. Even if I tried to hold back moans, the concept seemed to be foreign to Roku -- although she put on of her sleeve-covered hands over her moan, her sounds and shrieks of pleasure were loud enough to wake the dead, or in my case the undead. I hoped that didn't happen -- I have no idea how to explain this to Insomni besides "it's exactly what it looks like."

I could hear my thrusts pushing her body against the cabinets under the counter -- while I had her breasts in my hands and her ass stuck out for me to fuck her, her stomach and waist constantly made the cabinet doors thump faster and louder as we kept up the act, becoming faster and wilder the more she started to moan. Whenever she clamped down around my cock, her neck would swirl just a little -- by now, she was starting to look like a spring. I wanted to lean in and whisper into her ear, but I would need a stepladder at this point.

"Are you gonna cum?" I asked, not stopping my pace in the slightest. "Are you close, Roku? How's this feel?" I paused for only a moment before roughly slamming my cock inside her as fast as I could, making the cabinets thump so loud that they echoed throughout the room along with her very loud, very pleased-sounding moans. All I could hear from her were quiet begs of "faster!" and "please!" as I thrust inside to the hilt once more, looking down and watching every inch of my cock disappear inside of her with every push forward.

"Oh yes! Yes, I'm g-going to explode!" She frantically nodded as her neck curled. "Don't stop, I beg you! K-Keep going ... keep ... I'm cumming!" Roku's head tossed back as she let out another moan; her neck uncurled as her climax hit, slowly but steadily returning to normal as her shrieks of pleasure rang out through the room. I let out a grunt myself and shoved into her one final time, feeling my cock start blasting ropes of hot cum into the Yo-kai woman's cunt, moving my hands from her ass and holding on as I started to wildly slam my cock inside with every shot of cum. The two of us remained quiet for a moment when we both stopped cumming, and I finally pulled out and looked at myself; Roku's juices on my cock and stomach, with my cum leaking out of her. Some of my own cum was on my cock head from filling her up, and I could hear Roku's breathing. Without a word, she twisted her neck to face me and moved it down to my cock, gently suckling and licking the head to clean any of my stray seed.

She continued to gently bob her head, trying to get any remaining cum out of me -- from my being so sensitive, one last burst was shot into her mouth. She greedily swallowed it and looked up at me, showing me her clean tongue once more. As she stood and reached for her kimono, I took the chance to grope her once more and pinch and pull on her nipples; judging by the loud moan and bucking of her hips, she had another small orgasm herself. She leaned in and kissed my cheek once more, with thankfully clean lips.

After we dressed, I walked her outside. We stood in front of the door, and she reached into a pocket that I hadn't noticed on the waist of her kimono. In her palm lay a red Yo-kai medal, with a very traditional, classic-looking painting of Rokurokubi herself on it. Her neck was outstretched and she had a blush on her cheeks while she winked at the viewer. It looked more like an attempt at a cute pose than a painting, but I liked it none the less.

"Here's my Yo-kai medal. If you ever need anything, please let me know." She licked her lips after saying that. "I do mean anything, mind you." I blushed and took the medal from her.

"Thanks, but how are you going to get home?" I asked. Rokurorubi looked around, and made a happy gasp at the trees in the yard. She ran towards them and stood between them, starting to stretch her neck. Within seconds, the Yo-kai looked like some kind of weird slingshot, with her body in the middle. I have no idea how she didn't choke herself, but I didn't question anything these Yo-kai did.

Roku's body stepped backwards into her neck, stretching it back. She turned and gave me a wave before jumping into the air -- her neck's force made her fly, and as she did so her neck uncoiled around the trees. I heard a faint "Wheeee!" as she flew off. I hoped she would land somewhere safe.

I walked back inside and closed the door, wiping sweat from my brow. This was definitely one of the better Yo-kai visits I've ever had. Unfortunately for me, Rokurorubi's bumping and shouting hadn't gone unnoticed. In front of me floated Insomni and stood Hanako san, both girls with their arms crossed. Insomni was fuming, and Hanako-san actually had expression on her face: annoyance.

"I can explain." I said instantly. Hanako-san tapped her foot. I held Rokurokubi's medal up and smiled innocently. "It's ... pretty, isn't it?"

The girls looked at each other, and nodded. They started to walk towards me, both with looks of sheer anger on their faces. I backed away, and while I waited on the inevitable attack from my "friends," one thing kept running from my mind:

Maybe it should've been Hungramps after all.