The Fox & The Gym
Someone once asked me about my roleplaying style, so i came up with this little write-up. It's somewhat like several posts in one. Enjoy~ :)
The Fox & The Gym
Time idly passes as the cool breeze blows through the valley. The large gym set up on a fairly high mountain platform had been known for training up huge furs. In fact, the mountain had to be re-enforced several times just from huge muscle furs dropping their weights. As the huge, thickly muscled bat waited he could smell a thick musky scent of sweat in the air, his large ears detecting a sound coming from the distance. A thud. Then another...then another. Fairly soon the ground began to vibrate, then shake. The bat wondered why nobody else was noticing this then he realized everyone had gone out of town for a festival in the next valley. The shaking got worse, and the poor bat began to lose his balance, falling over against the railing just as a monstrous white paw came into view around the mountain side, and quickly after an enormous arm, and then the rest of the blue vulpine. As he padded up the walkway the weight of him alone cracked and broke the hard stone beneath his massive footpaws. The walkway looked so tiny and narrow with his size overshadowing everything in its path. He had a bit of an odd, wide gate due to the extreme thickness of his legs. His calves were enormous, ballooning out of the back of his lower legs, bigger than most musclefurs' whole bodies! The bat's eyes traveled upward to watch one massive, extremely overmuscled set of quads get pulled around in front of the other as the vulpine walked. The mass was so extreme it's a wonder he could move at all, and yet somehow he seemed to manage just fine. He had to gulp for a moment noticing the obscene bulge in the speedo the vulpine was wearing. Even as small and tightly encased as it could get, the size was so extreme that it pushed out what seemed like 50 feet in front of him. If that was an exaggeration the bat couldn't tell it. The fabric seemed strained to the limit to contain the obvious ocean of seed contained in those planet-sized orbs, and his sheath would scare the biggest of dragons to death, but with a small, creaking sound entering the bat's ears he noticed even the leg holes and waistband of the speedo was straining, about to snap because the giant vulpine was just that damn muscular! Tearing his eyes away he looked still upwards, surprised to find the vulpine actually maintained a relatively thin waist due to his original fox genetics so his ridiculously packed abs seemed to balloon out from his torso, overshadowed only by his absolutely gargantuan pecs. The deep valley between his muscles dark from the shadow cast by his mass. As he swings his arms softly while walking just the motion of the air makes it hard for the bat to stand back up straight, wind blowing fiercely pushed by his extremely thick arms. Glimpsing his arms as he passed, the bat could see his forearms alone belied so much strength with their insane thickness he looked like he could crush the very mountain they were standing on with ONE PAW and not even FEEL it! The vulpine entered the gym and stopped, looking around for a moment and stretching a bit, his body expanding and expanding and EXPANDING...how did that speedo even HOLD!!? HIs legs spread in a wider stance due to the extreme mass on his legs, the vulpine for a moment seeming as if he shouldn't be able to move! And yet he does. As he relaxes his muscles shrink some back to a manageable size as he pads over across the gym. THUD....THUD....THUD....THUD....THUDD..... he looks around, the gym shaking so much all the equipment clinks and clangs as it falls over, barbells falling off the shelves. The freakish mass of fox walks over not to a machine, not to a weight, but to the giant barbell sitting just outside the gym. The gym's logo that could be seen for miles around up on the precipice. The biggest barbell the bat had ever seen. He remembered when they installed it, it took FIVE massive cranes to put together and install. Just to lift it to the ledge took 24 hours of slow, painstaking movement and coordination between the five cranes. It was said it would still be there long after the apocalypse because it was too damn huge to ever move again at a cost of MILLIONS. The vulpine simply reaches down and grabs the bar between the enormous weights that towered over the gym itself and picks it up off the ground like it weighed nothing. Huge indents in the foundation where it was resting could be seen, with cracks in the hard stone. As the vulpine grabs and lifts his forearm bulge extremely, huge veins visible, pumping his extreme musculature with the nutrients it needs as he turns his arm over. His gargantuan bicep obviously one of the Vulpine's BIGGEST features looms atop his arm and as his forearm swells even bigger, and tighter, he grips the weight and curls his arm upwards, grunting just slightly as his bicep just EXPLODES in size doubling, tripling, massive veins showing beneath his tight pelt. He lowers the barbell and pumps AGAIN, his bicep just seeming to swell like it's being inflated, but the lines of the valleys and striations in the muscle so deep you can tell it's DEFINATELY not air! After only one more rep his bicep is almost as big as HE is! The vulpine showing no sign of strain whatsoever as he holds the weight out in front of him. You hear a deep, low voice go "Pffft..riiiight." and he sets the massive symbol of the biggest musclefurs on the planet back down like a child's toy back in its place.