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---February 27th, 2008---

"Happy birthday Ernest." Ernest smiled really wide as his father handed him a trainer's license. "Wow! Thanks a lot dad!" He yelled closely inspecting the card. His father laughed and rubbed his head. Ernest took a nice long shower and put on the new uniform that his mother had poured her heart and soul into making for him. "Oh wow. It fits you so well!" His mother said as he showed her his uniform. "I'm to assume you're going to be taking the pokemon that I held on to for you?" His father asked looking at him. Ernest smiled and nodded. "Yeah. Thanks mom and dad. For everything." He said. His parents nodded and after carefully gathering everything he needed, Ernest finally set off. Ernest headed for his family's forest and called for his pokemon. "Morning Ernest. And happy birthday." Said Skiddo. Ernest nodded and smiled. He then looked around and noticed that his Grovyle Aero wasn't around. "If you're wondering where Aero went, then I can't help you." Said Skiddo. Ernest chuckled and got on his back. "I'm sure he'll show up he said laying down on the pokemon's back. As if on cue, Aero leapt down from a tree and in front of them. "Happy birthday Ernest." He said handing him a couple of weirdly shaped wristbands. "Huh? What are these supposed to be?" Ernest asked putting them on. Aero smiled. "They're wristbands that had been equipped with sharpened leaves. You wouldn't believe the amount of grass energy I needed to make these." He said. Ernest looked at him. "So that's why you've been fighting so much." He said. Aero laughed and nodded. Ernest tested the blades on a tree trunk nearby. With one slash the tree trunk was cut in half. "Woah! You've outdone yourself this time Aero. Thanks a lot." Ernest said as he retracted the blades. Aero gave him an approving nod.

Skiddo walked over to him and gave him a headband. "It may not be as impressive as Aero's gift, but here." He said. Ernest looked the headband and noticed it was covered with red, purple, and light blue stripes. And he also noticed a metal plate on it with a pair of horns in the center of a pair of leaf blades. And in between the hilts of the swords were Ernest's initials. "Not only did it take me an unbelievable amount of grass energy to make, but I gathered up all of my remaining energy from my weakness training and sealed them within the fabric." Skiddo said a little pride in his voice. Ernest rubbed his head and put the headband on. "Looking good." Said Aero. Ernest smiled and hugged them both. "Well? Are you guys ready to head out?" He asked. Aero put his hand out. "Always." He said. Ernest laughed as he put his hand over Aero's. Skiddo did his best to follow suit. "So...what's our team name?" Asked Skiddo. Ernest smiled. "Team Wildvine." He said. Aero looked at him. "Team Wildvine?" He asked. "Yeah. A wild and crazy team who are always willing to swing on the vine of adventure. Team Wildvine." Said Ernest. Aero and Skiddo smiled and looked at each other. "FROM THIS DAY ONWARD, THROUGHOUT ALL OF TIME, WE WILL BE KNOWN AS TEAM WILDVINE!!!" They yelled throwing their hands into the air.

Two days later...

"Well. I wonder where we should begin our journey." Said Ernest. Aero looked at the map. "Well from the looks of it, the Cerulean Gym is the closest gym. It's four days away." He said. Ernest began to think. "How far away is the Pewter Gym?" He asked. Aero looked at the map again. "Five and a half days." He said. Ernest nodded. "Alright. Let's head for the Pewter Gym and grab their badge. Then after a two day rest, backtrack to the Cerulean Gym. We'll figure out what to do from there." He said. Aero gave him a look. "Hey. These are gym leaders we're talking about. And we need all the magical experience we can get our hands on." Said Ernest. "If you want, I can help you with that." Ernest turned around and saw a young boy come from behind a tree. Ernest looked at him and smiled. "Thanks. But...who are you?" He asked. The boy smiled and held out his hand. "Cobalt. Cobalt Mathews." He said. "Ernest. Ernest Boughton. And these are my lifelong partners Aero and Skiddo." Ernest said pointing to his pokemon. Cobalt smiled. "Here are my partners." He said holding up a Shinx and patting an Elekid on the head. Ernest smiled and nodded. "So does that mean that you're training to be a Thunder Mage?" He asked. Cobalt nodded. Ernest chuckled and put on the wristbands that Aero gave him. "You guys ready?" He asked. Aero smiled. "Let's do it." He said. Cobalt gasped. "No way! Did that Grovyle just talk?!" He yelled. Ernest chuckled and rolled his eyes. "He's not the only one. The Skiddo can talk as well." He said. Cobalt calmed down and pulled out a sword. "Alright. Which pokemon are you going with first?" He asked. Ernest looked back at his pokemon. "I don't know. How about you, Skiddo?" He asked. Skiddo nodded and walked in front of Ernest. "Alright then. Let's go Elekid." Said Cobalt.

Ernest smiled and took out a coin. "The battle starts once it hits the ground." He said showing Cobalt the coin. Cobalt smiled and watched as the coin was tossed in the air. The coin hit the ground and Skiddo and Elekid rushed at each other. Not even five minutes into the fight and Skiddo easily outmatched Elekid. "Elekid, use Thunder Bullet." Yelled Cobalt. Elekid did as instructed and Skiddo found himself being pelted with bullets. "Skiddo!" Yelled Ernest. Suddenly, Ernest's wristbands began to glow. "What's going on?" Ernest asked looking at his wristbands. Ernest's thoughts were cut off when he heard Skiddo yelling. "Skiddo. Special Attack to Speed...GO!" He yelled. To everyone's suprise, Skiddo's speed dramatically increased. "Go! High speed tackle attack!" Yelled Ernest. Skiddo yelled as he hit Elekid full speed. Elekid screamed in pain as Skiddo collided with his body. "ELEKID!!" Yelled Cobalt. He ran over to his pokemon and checked to see if he was okay. Ernest ran over to them and handed Cobalt some berries. "What kind of spell was that?" Cobalt asked handing Elekid an oran berry. "I don't know." Said Ernest. He checked his wristbands and noticed that a new icon had appeared. "No way! Is-is this...a Maguilty Skill?!" Ernest asked staring at his wristbands. Cobalt gasped. "That's impossible. In order for you to even have a chance at Maguilty skill, you would need to be in constant sync with your pokemon. And even then you would have to have something in common with each other." He said. Ernest looked at his pokemon. "Well, we're always in constant sync with each other. But as far as something in common..." Ernest said beginning to blush. "Well? What is it?" Asked Cobalt. "Nothing. Never mind." Said Ernest.

Three hours later...

"It's beginning to get dark." Said Cobalt. Ernest smiled and nodded. "Yeah. It sure is." He said. They set up camp inside a tree with a hollow inside. While Cobalt got the food ready, Ernest was busy setting up the fire pit. "There we go. All finished." Said Cobalt. He brought the food over to Aero who quickly began to cook it in the pot. Cobalt laid down and waited for the food to get done. Shinx walked over to him and laid down beside him. Ernest kept looking at Aero and looking away. Aero noticed this but didn't say anything. Suddenly, Shinx got up and after quickly putting his butt in Cobalt's face ripped a squeaky fart in his nose. "Oh gross! Shinx!" He yelled pushing his pokemon away. Ernest smiled and began to laugh. Shinx chuckled and blinked at his trainer. Elekid looked at Shinx and both of them nodded. Elekid then paralyzed Cobalt so that Shinx could put his butt on his face. FRRRRRRRRT! "MMMPH! MMMPH!" Ernest laughed as Cobalt struggled against the paralysis. Shinx said something to Aero who translated to Cobalt. "Shinx says that he knows how much you love his farts. Even though you try to be discreet, he knows that you can't get enough. So if you want to stop now then just say so. If not then just ask him to continue." He said. Cobalt coughed trying to get rid of the smell. "You-you knew? And...you're really okay with it?" He asked his face now a deep red. Shinx nodded and turned around halfway. Cobalt sighed in defeat. "I want to continue. I also want to eat dinner." He said rubbing Shinx's head. Shinx smiled and nodded. They all sat around the fire as Aero passed out the food. Ernest took a bite then quickly spat it out. "Aero...don't quit your day job." Ernest said putting the plate on the ground. Aero groaned and crossed his arms. "Well fine then." He said.

Ernest chuckled and began to munch on an oran berry. "Sorry. But you really should stick to your day job." He said. Aero was about to say something but gave up. Cobalt finished his meal and laid down on the opposite side of the tree. "You ready...Shinx?" He asked. Shinx ran over to him and waited for Cobalt to lay down. Ernest noticed that Skiddo's ass was in perfect view and was caught in a trance. Unfortunately, he was caught long enough. "So. Do you like what you see, Ernest?" Asked Skiddo. Ernest blinked. "SHIT!" He yelled. Skiddo laughed and shook his butt. "Come on. You know how badly you want it." He cooed. Ernest sighed in defeat and crawled over to him. Ernest's breathing began to get a little off as he began to sniff around Skiddo's ass. "It's rude to keep people waiting you know." Said Skiddo. Ernest smiled and jammed his face deep between his cheeks. FRRRRRRRRRT! "Oh God! That's foul." Ernest said coughing a bit. Skiddo laughed and looked at him. "But I thought you liked it when I blow hot rancid farts up your nose." He said rubbing his butt on Ernest's face. Ernest groaned and pushed his face back in the goat's butt. Meanwhile, Cobalt was going through his own hell as Shinx blew fart after fart into his nose. "Ahhhh! This is nice isn't it? A group of friends getting along, sniffing each other's farts..." Ernest looked at Aero. "I'm sorry. WHAT are you doing exactly?" He asked. Aero looked at him. "What? What did I say?" He asked. "You said a group of friends getting along, sniffing each other's farts. The only farts you could possibly be sniffing are yours or Elekid's. And since you're nowhere near him, the only farts you're sniffing are yours." Said Ernest. Aero groaned and walked over to Elekid. Ernest smiled and put his face in Skiddo's ass. FSSSSSST! FSSSSHHHTT! "Ahhhh! It felt good to let that out. Doesn't that smell nice?" Asked Skiddo.

Ernest smiled and rolled his eyes. "Oh yeah. Like gumdrops and ice cream back here." He said. Skiddo smiled and began to laugh. Skiddo heard Aero groan and looked at him and Elekid. "You having fun Aero?" He asked. Aero cast him a look and flipped him off. Skiddo smiled and farted in Ernest's nose. Shinx got up and sniffed Cobalt's face. Ernest laughed when Shinx recoiled from the stench. Elekid was finished as well and let Aero go. Skiddo was about to let Ernest go when he felt Ernest lick his tailhole. "Ahhh! Geez, at least give me a warning first." He moaned. Ernest chuckled and kept licking. Skiddo moaned as he felt Ernest's tongue wash over his tailhole. Aero smiled as he watched them go to town with each other. Ernest gave Skiddo's ass one last big lick and let him go. Skiddo half yawned half moaned from his ordeal. Ernest smiled. "He's right. I'm really beat." He said laying down. Cobalt curled up with Elekid and Shinx by his side. "Hey Cobalt." Said Ernest. "Yeah?" Asked Cobalt. "You wanna travel with us?" Asked Ernest. Cobalt smiled. "I'll sleep on it." He said. And with that, they fell asleep eager for the events of tomorrow...