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Ernest groaned as he began to wake up. He could hear Spadamon giggling and could feel his butt cheeks clenching his face. FRRRRRRRRRRRRT! Ernest grunted and sniffed his Digilover's putrid fart. "That long of a night?" Spadamon asked reaching for him. Ernest smiled and held his hand. "Was it that obvious?" He asked. Spadamon giggled. "Go back to sleep. I got some little errands to run. I'll let Flamemon and Strabimon know not to come over until I say so." He said getting up. Ernest nodded and scooted up until he was resting on the pillow. After making sure Ernest was asleep, Spadamon went downstairs and called Flamemon and Strabimon. Once he was done talking to them, Spadamon locked the door and went off to complete his errands. Meanwhile, Ernest was having an awesome dream about winning a martial arts tournament when the phone rang. Ernest groaned and picked up the phone. "Yo." He said. "I'm coming for you Spadamon. I've seen him and he's a real cutey. I think his name is Ernest? You love him, give me what your father owes us...or else." Ernest heard a noise as he hung up the phone. "I don't suppose that was for me." He said. Spadamon sighed. "No. It wasn't." He said. Ernest smiled and walked up to him. "Where are they?" He asked. Spadamon groaned. "A small hut on the outskirts of the town." He said. Ernest smiled and rubbed his head. "Go ahead and let Flamemon and Strabimon come over. I'll be right back." He said. Spadamon smiled and went to call Flamemon and Strabimon. Ernest made his way to the hut Spadamon mentioned and kicked the door in. "What the fuck?!" Yelled one of the Digimon inside. Ernest smiled when he saw the logo. "Laughing Stingers. I thought I ran you bastards into the dirt months ago." He said.

They all gasped. "YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES!!! You're telling me THIS is the Ernest you mentioned?!" Ernest looked at what can only be the leader of the group and smiled. "If you truly know who I am, then this is how it's going to go down. I'm going to break your spirits, and then you are going to serve your new masters like the worthless, pathetic bitches that you are. Got it?" Ernest asked raising a hand. They all cowered in fear as a mist spread throughout the hut. The next several minutes were filled with the sounds of screaming. Ernest watched as they went crazy. "It's not as satisfying if it's all gone." He sighed as he snapped his fingers. They all gasped and shook as the mist slowly went away. "Get up." Said Ernest. They all got up. "I've changed my mind. You got twelve minutes to get the fuck out of here before I kill you all. Now beat it." He said walking away. Ernest smiled as he heard them run away screaming. "Yo. What did I miss?" Ernest asked walking into the room. Spadamon looked at him. "Don't worry. They're not bothering you again." Said Ernest. Spadamon smiled and nodded. "I got a new toilet." He said as Ernest picked him up. "Oh? Who is it?" Asked Ernest. "Why do you think it's a person?" Asked Spadamon. Ernest chuckled. "You can't afford clothes but you can afford a brand new toilet?" He asked. Spadamon giggled and nuzzled against his chest. "It's Flamemon. Apparently, he and I made a bet on human hybrids existing. And thanks to you, I won." He said. Ernest smiled and rubbed his head. "So glad I could help. Did you find my present?" He asked. Spadamon looked at him. "Present?" He asked. Ernest smiled. "Just a bit longer." He said. Ernest carried Spadamon into his room and smiled when he saw the look on Strabimon's face.

"Yo. You ready?" Asked Flamemon. "Shut the fuck up toilet." Ernest said putting Spadamon down. Flamemon grumbled. "Move real quick. I need to get under the bed." Ernest said walking over to him. Ernest smiled as grabbed Spadamon's present and threw it at him. Spadamon caught it and began to tear the wrapping paper apart. "WOW! It looks awesome!" He yelled as he pulled out the jacket Ernest did for him . Ernest smiled. "It's even designed to fit around my armor! I'm impressed Ernest. I love it." Spadamon said as he slipped the jacket on. Ernest chuckled. "Then you're going to love this. You can wash it in the washing machine as if it were a t-shirt. But without any of the risks." He said. Spadamon smiled and tackled him to the ground. "You're awesome." He said. Ernest smiled and rubbed his head. "I know." He said. Flamemon cleared his throat. Ernest giggled and got up. "Yeah. I know. Strabimon, lay down." He said. Strabimon reluctantly laid down on the floor and waited for Ernest to begin. Ernest looked at Flamemon and blasted him with the gun he bought a few days ago. "The fuck?! What did you do to me Ernest?!" Flamemon asked when he noticed that he couldn't move. Ernest giggled and put his gun away. "You're going to be Spadamon's toilet for the day. So I thought I'd help you look the part." He said. Flamemon was speechless. "No you fucking didn't." He said. Ernest laughed. "And what are you going to do if I did?" He asked. Flamemon growled. Ernest smiled and looked at Strabimon. "I knew I was forgetting something." He said as he began to transform into his panther form. Strabimon groaned. "I was hoping you would keep forgetting." He said. Ernest smiled. "Oh come on. My farts aren't that bad in this form." He said. "Really?" Asked Strabimon.

Ernest nodded. "Let me put it this way, take the most awful, horrific thing you can think of, and multiply it by heart attack." He said. Strabimon groaned. "Relax. You're only going to suffer for a hour." Said Ernest. Strabimon groaned louder. "I'm making this worse aren't I?" Asked Ernest. "NO FUCKING SHIT!" Yelled Strabimon. Ernest smiled and nodded. "Hey Spadamon. Is his face comfy?" He asked pointing to Flamemon. Spadamon smiled and sat on Flamemon's face. "MMMPH!" Flamemon groaned as Spadamon sat on his face. Spadamon giggled as he adjusted himself. "Super comfy. Thanks a lot Ernest." He said leaning back against the bed. Ernest smiled and looked at Strabimon. "Are you ready to begin?" He asked reaching for his belt. Strabimon sighed. "As ready as I'll ever be." He said. Ernest gave him a reassuring smile as he took his pants off leaving only his underwear on. Ernest squatted over Strabimon's face and pulled the back of his underwear down. "MMMPH!" Strabimon groaned as Ernest sat on his face. Ernest smiled and rubbed his head. Spadamon started up the new system. "The hour begins as soon as the game does." Ernest said as he hovered his ass above Strabimon's face. Strabimon gulped as he tried not to think about the torture he was about to be put through. "Wait a fucking minute. Spadamon, get up real quick." Said Ernest. Spadamon got up. "Flamemon. What's the rule on fresh air?" Asked Ernest. Flamemon looked at him. "What part of he has to keep his nose directly under your asshole did you not get?" He asked. Ernest looked at him. "Dude. There is no way in hell he'll survive." He said. "He shouldn't have made the bet then." Said Flamemon. Spadamon groaned and sat back down on his face. "MMMPH!" Yelled Flamemon.

"Whatever. Let him breathe every once in awhile." Said Spadamon. Ernest smiled and nodded. He then looked down at Strabimon as he farted in his nose. "Holy shit, that is rank!" Strabimon yelled clutching his nose. Ernest smiled and waited for him to get over the smell. "All right. Let's just get this over with." Said Strabimon. Ernest smiled and sat down on his face. "MMMPH!" Groaned Strabimon. Spadamon smiled as he started up the game and handed Ernest a controller. "You ready to die?" Asked Ernest. Spadamon looked at him. "You can die in a football game?" He asked. Ernest chuckled. "No. It's just my way of saying are you ready to get your ass kicked." He said. Spadamon scoffed and picked a play. "MMMPH!" Flamemon groaned as Spadamon began to use him. Ernest smiled and ripped a fart in Strabimon's nose. "MMMMMPHH!" Yelled Strabimon. Ernest giggled and rubbed his butt on Strabimon's face. "Oh! Touchdown!" Yelled Ernest. Spadamon groaned. Ernest smiled and ripped a wet fart in Strabimon's nose. Strabimon groaned as Ernest rubbed his his head. Ernest felt Strabimon clawing at his back and got up. "I...hate...Flamemon...so much." Strabimon said gasping for air. Ernest laughed and cheered as he scored a touchdown. "Damn it. Are you kidding me?" Asked Spadamon. Ernest sat down on Strabimon's face and looked at Spadamon. "You've never played this before, have you?" He asked. Spadamon looked at him. Ernest smiled and farted in Strabimon's nose. "Strabimon, open nice and wide." He said. Strabimon whined as he refused to open his mouth. Ernest smiled and rubbed his head. "Come on. A bet is a bet. Even if your friend is trying to kill you." He said. Strabimon groaned as he gave in and opened his mouth. FSSSSSST! "Ahhhh!" Ernest yelled as Strabimon catapulted him into the dresser.

Strabimon groaned as he ran into the bathroom and began to puke. Ernest groaned as he rubbed his head. "He packs a punch." He said. Spadamon smiled. A few minutes later, Strabimon came back out. "Hey. You okay Strabimon?" Asked Ernest. Strabimon looked at him. "I'll be fine. I don't give a fuck about the bet. I refuse to keep going." He said. Ernest smiled. "Meh. I suppose I can live with that." He said. Spadamon giggled as he began to shit in Flamemon's mouth. Ernest smiled as he looked at Strabimon. "You want to fart smother me for the rest of the hour?" Ernest asked handing him the controller. Strabimon shook his head. "No. it's fine." He said. Ernest shrugged and Spadamon continued the game. "You suck Spadamon." Strabimon said as Ernest scored a touchdown. Spadamon groaned. Ernest smiled and rubbed his head. "You're doing fine, Spadamon. Don't listen to him." He said. Spadamon giggled and kept playing. A few minutes later, Spadamon paused the game. "I'm bored. And hungry." Spadamon said clutching his stomach. Ernest smiled and shook his head. "Let's go get some food. Hop on." He said squatting over the ground. Spadamon giggled and hopped onto Ernest's back. Flamemon gasped and coughed as he was turned back to normal. "You okay, Flamemon?" Asked Ernest. "I fucking hate you." Said Flamemon. Spadamon chuckled. "He's fine." He said. Ernest smiled and began to think about what to eat. "Strabimon, Flamemon, where do you guys want to eat?" He asked. "We're guests. Well...a guest and a toilet." Flamemon tackled Strabimon to the ground before he could finish his sentence. Ernest smiled as he watched Flamemon and Strabimon wrestled each other. "So does Flamemon's pants just yank down? Or do you have to unbuckle the belt first?" Ernest asked whispering in Spadamon's ear.

Spadamon giggled and licked Ernest's cheek. "They just yank down." He said. Ernest smiled and waited for Flamemon to finish beating up his friend. Flamemon gasped as he got off of Strabimon. Strabimon chuckled and rubbed his head. "Burgers." They said at the same time. Ernest smiled and motioned for them to follow him. Ernest smiled as they walked into the burger shop. "Oh God damn it! What the hell are you four doing here?!" Gargomon asked as he came up to them. Ernest smiled. "We want to eat here." He said. Gargomon sighed and showed them to their table. Gargomon took their drinks and walked away. Ernest smiled. "So...who sleeps where?" He asked. "Where we always sleep." Said Spadamon. Ernest shrugged. "Hey Agunimon." Said Flamemon. "Bite me you little shit. What do you want to order?" Said Agunimon. Ernest waited for everyone else to order before deciding. "How's the bacon mozzarella burger?" He asked. "Disgusting." Said Agunimon. "I'll take a jumbo." Said Ernest. Agunimon wrote his order down and stomped off. Several minutes later, their food arrived and they all went to town on it. "Ahhhhhh! That was so good." Sighed Spadamon. Ernest smiled and rubbed the Digimon's head. "How much is the check?" Asked Strabimon. Ernest looked at the check given to him. "750 bits for each of them. 1500 total." He said. Strabimon groaned. "We can't afford that." He moaned. Ernest smiled and hoisted Spadamon onto his back. "Leaving without paying?" Gargomon asked as he and Agunimon walked over to them. Ernest pulled up a menu and pushed several buttons. "May you both burn in the deepest pits of hell." He said tossing them their pay. He then picked up Flamemon and Strabimon and began to walk home. Spadamon groaned and giggled as he began to nibble on Ernest's ear.

"Do you have to nibble on my ear?" Asked Ernest. Spadamon smiled and nuzzled against his cheek before going back to nibbling on Ernest's ear. Ernest sighed. "This is going to be the rest of my day isn't it?" He asked. Spadamon smiled. "Fuck it. You guys have legs, use them." Ernest said as he dropped all three of them. Although he was careful with Spadamon. A few minutes later, they arrived at Spadamon's house and Ernest locked the door. "All right. I'm bored out of my skull." Said Flamemon. Spadamon hopped onto Strabimon's back and tried to pin him down. "How many times do I have to tell you that you're not pinning me?" Asked Strabimon. Ernest smiled and noticed Flamemon was distracted. He crept over to him and flipped him over his shoulder. "Hey! What the hell are you doIIIIIIINNNG!" Flamemon groaned as Ernest pulled him and his pants down, and then buried his mouth into Flamemon's crack. "God damn it, Ernest! Warn me first!" Yelled Flamemon. Ernest chuckled and kept sucking on his butt. Spadamon squirmed as he was pinned by Strabimon. Strabimon chuckled. "You're last punishment didn't help you learn. Either that, or you just love being a fart cushion." He said. Spadamon smiled and farted. "Oh my God!" Strabimon yelled clutching his nose. Spadamon grunted and turned the tables. "Damn it! I'm not giving up!" Yelled Strabimon. Ernest chuckled and rubbed Flamemon's butt. Spadamon groaned as he tried to keep Strabimon pinned to the ground. Ernest gave Flamemon's butt one good lick before letting him go. Flamemon groaned as he fell to the ground. "You're good." He said. Ernest chuckled and watched as Spadamon just got pinned again. "OWWW! All right, all right! I surrender!" Yelled Spadamon. Strabimon chuckled and got off of him. "I'll punish you when I get back from school tomorrow." He said.

Spadamon pouted then yelped as he was tackled to the ground by Ernest. "Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Mmmmm." Strabimon groaned. "Come on, guys. Don't you have your own room you can do that in?" He asked. Ernest chuckled and whispered something in Spadamon's ear. "Same as Flamemon's." He said. Ernest smiled and lunged at Strabimon. Strabimon yelped as Ernest pulled him and his pants down and buried his mouth into Strabimon's butt. "Damn it!" Strabimon yelled as he tried to break free from Ernest's grip. Ernest ignored him and kept sucking on his butt. Strabimon groaned as he gave up on escape and let Ernest work his magic. Spadamon smiled and helped Flamemon to his feet. Ernest licked Strabimon's butt one more time and let him go. Strabimon groaned and fell to the ground. Ernest smiled and picked up Spadamon. "See you guys tomorrow." He said walking upstairs. Spadamon giggled and nuzzled against Ernest's chest. "Lay down on the floor." Said Spadamon. Ernest smiled and laid down. Spadamon smiled and went over to the closet. "Close your eyes. Don't look until I say so." He said. Ernest smiled and closed his eyes. Spadamon giggled and put on a new pair of underwear. Panther underwear that is. "Keep them closed." Spadamon said as he grabbed Ernest's head and put a pillow underneath it. Spadamon smiled and put his butt over Ernest's face. Spadamon made some quick adjustments before sitting on Ernest's face. "MMMPH! Mmmmm!" Spadamon giggled. "You can open your eyes niw." He said. Ernest sighed into Spadamon's butt. Spadamon shook his butt and ripped a fart on Ernest's face. "Sniff it!" Commanded Spadamon. Ernest smiled and began to sniff Spadamon's fart.

BRRRRRRNT! FRRRRRRRT! Ernest groaned and gagged on Spadamon's next few farts. Spadamon smiled and ground his butt on Ernest's face. "You're so fucking comfy." He said. Ernest smiled and groaned as another fart was blasted in his nose and mouth. Spadamon giggled and put Ernest's right hand on his stomach. "The sooner you start rubbing my tummy, the sooner I can run out of stinky farts." He said. Ernest groaned as he began to rub Spadamon's stomach. "Harder." Said Spadamon. Ernest rubbed his stomach harfer. "Ease up a little bit." Said Spadamon. Ernest smiled and obeyed. FRRRRRRRRRT! "MMMPH! MMMPH!" Ernest groaned as he tried to get fresh air. Spadamon smiled and brought his knees up to his chest. Ernest groaned. "Nose first. Then next time you're mouth." Spadamon said rubbing Ernest's head. Ernest sighed. Spadamon giggled and noticed that Ernest wasn't rubbing his stomach. BRRRRRRNT! Ernest groaned and looked at Spadamon. "Rub." He said. Ernest groaned and resumed rubbing Spadamon's stomach. Spadamon giggled. "You always wanted me to explore my dominant side. I just thought I'd grant your wish." He said. Ernest sighed and kept rubbing Spadamon's stomach. Spadamon giggled and went back to sitting full weight on Ernest's face. BRRRRRRRRRRNT! Ernest groaned and sniffed Spadamon's fart. Spadamon sighed as Ernest rubbed his stomach. Spadamon giggled and reached for his underwear. Ernest groaned. Spadamon rubbed his head and yanked his underwear down. Spadamon looked at Ernest and put a finger on his lips. Ernest groaned and opened his mouth. Spadamon smiled and shoved his tailhole inside Ernest's mouth. FRRRRRRRRRT! Spadamon laughed.

Ernest groaned and began to suck on his butt. Spadamon smiled and got off of him. Ernest bolted upright and began inhale fresh air. Spadamon giggled and nuzzled against his chest. "That was just a taste of what I have planned for you." He said. Ernest smiled and hugged him. Spadamon got up and laid down on the bed. Ernest smiled and rested his head on Spadamon's butt and smiled. "Good night, Stinky. I love you." Said Spadamon. Ernest smiled and kissed his butt. "I love you too, Sweeteyes." He said. And with that, they both went to sleep.