Second Wind
Sean woke slowly, squinting against the late morning sun as he opened his eyes. His nostrils flared, and he inhaled deeply. Even though he had scrubbed thoroughly with the best de-skunking remedy he could find, he still smelled faintly of...
Fart, Skunk, spray
The Wind Before the Rain
Sean stirred the crock pot and gave his latest creation a taste. After a moment's thought, he added more ground ancho chile pepper and stirred it in. The beans were almost perfect, with lots of onion, garlic, bacon, and just a...
Fart, Skunk, skunk spray