Won't Go Down Without A Fight

The skinny one wheezed with laughter again and said "wot 'e don't know won't 'urt 'im. jes' go easy on 'er or 'e'll notice." "i know wot i'm doin', fleabag, wait yer turn."

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Redwall: A Night Adventure - Part 2

"indeed, many a male has commented on the size of me prize penis, wot? how about you all take turns with those talented gobs of yours, wot? all three boys got to their knees, with sam going first.

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Redwall: Helping Out a Hare

"but with all these creatures running 'round the abbey, a lad can't find a proper place to pleasure himself, wot, wot?" matthias shook his head. "oh, basil," he said. "you were doing that down here?" "indeed, old thing," said the hare.

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The Bellmaker: Behind the Bushes, Part 2

"i could use some mousey lovin' myself, wot!" she said. finnbarr picked up figgs, and said, "are ye sure about this? i'm many times yer size and age, ya know."

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What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book I: Chapter 19

"wot, like run away?" ozgin shrugged. "why not?" tike stammered. "yo-you can't just up and tell somebeast you plan on runnin' away, wot! wot the hell got this idea in your mind?"

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Chapter 2: TWAAAGHRK!!!

"wot?" "stop up-stuffin' ya cooch!" "i ain't." she smiled sweetly, her long fangs sticking out down her chin. "me fingaz up me ass."

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What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book I: Chapter 1

They know after wot happened to all the vermin leaders like swartt sixclaw an' the marlfox clan that we wouldn't even dream of settin' footpaw on mossflower!" "wot's yore point, cap'n?" asked dead-eye.

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Leading Man

"wot's a u-boat?" this never occurred to me! i was in world war one, but i never assumed it would be different from my histories' great war! "hey, lysanna?" "wot, love?" "fuck."

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Kicks' Pumps

"it's wot, two or three in the morning? here we are in the empty city street, i'm rubbin' your feet and you're ready to cream your shorts from it."

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What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book II: Chapter 1

"wot i want is another fuckin' drink! where's that bottle of rum..." kronno sighed and rolled her eyes. "where's fleckle mard? i wanna 'ear wot he thinks 'bout all this." "he's busy holdin' his own council with wot's left of his clan.

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What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book I: Chapter 6

"wot are ye doin'?" "hmm?" "urthquake, kurwin the flayer--wot's this all about? didn't ye just tell urthquake--" "i know wot i said, barlo." "why are ye even helpin' that drunken slob?!

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