"wot else are we gonna chat about, wot?"
"i dunno. um, wot are yer plans when you retire from the long patrol?"
"uh, nooooooooo, i am _not_ doing that, mkay?
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"wot, like run away?"
ozgin shrugged. "why not?"
tike stammered. "yo-you can't just up and tell somebeast you plan on runnin' away, wot! wot the hell got this idea in your mind?"
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"wot's so complicated about it? there's vermin runnin' 'round mossflower; we get rid of 'em so goodbeasts can live in peace. sounds simple to me, wot!"
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"wot is it, kallin?"
"jus' heard about wot the chieftain's plannin'. workin' with these lizards? wot the 'ell's...the fuck happened t'ye?"
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"you know wot you wanna sing?"
"yeah, mate! just make sure you strum it right; i know wot t'do."
honward looked down at the gittern for a moment and sniffed.
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"wot would drive somebeast to do something like this? wot...wot satisfaction could-could this serve as? wot joy does this bring? there's fightin' in a war, an' then there's just..._evil_. there's torture. there's rape.
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Forgot t'tell ye he shit hisself, wot!"
"wot d'you mean, 'forgot'?! you know i hate this fuckin' smell!"
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"he grew up an' realized wot ye was doin' was gonna get us all killed. blackheart's gone, but wot about kurwin? wot about urthquake an'-an' the rest o' them pirates or goodbeasts out there? wot about--"
"silence!" log-a-log barked.
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"so, um...wot now?" tike asked.
honward blinked. "wotcha mean, 'wot now'?"
"is this it? i mean, this?"
"an' wot is 'this' that you're referring to?"
"us, this!
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"hmm...now wot t'do with you two..."
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"so wot was the point in you blowin' ass at us?!"
"just provin' a point. y'all notice how the stench is already starting to die down?"
"yeah, so? wot of it?"
"that's the point! wot of it?!
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"wot did you jus' call me?!"
stanno shrugged. "wot? i'm tellin' good ole meklarn here wot you are. you're right. i shouldn't have called you a bitch; that was rude of me. but let's face it, ozgin: you _are_ an arsehole.
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