Vexen's Own Story! Part 4
It was as I was nearing the forgotten number of steps in my floppy and yet painful belly flopping down them stairs, that I came to realize that I had the ability to roll to my right, or my left, but I went with right anyhow, as I flew off the stares,...
Vexen's Own Story! Part 3
Written By Vexen As it sometimes happens when time is skipped in between chapters, now was one of those times. Me and Samuel L Jackson had been seated on a plane, him being a celebrity we got the best of seats, on either side of us were two very large...
Vexen's Own Story! Part 2
Written By Vexen Alas! It was the afternoon now, my delightful breakfast eaten and the hour of adventure was about. "Quick Watson! We must find ourselves a mystery to solve!" I cheered as me and Watson bolted to our VW hippy van, setting off into the...
A Quick Piece Of History
Written By Both Vexen and Kiyotoe Lazily opening my eyes, I groaned as the sound of thumping continued. It had just started a few minutes ago, but it was really starting to become quite bothersome and annoying. _I swear to the gods of that's a Mormon...
Vexen's Own Story!
Written By Vexen "Ya' know, everyone seems to have their own story these days, or comics, or movie, or show, or facebook account, or a blimp." I said, flopping down on the sofa we had finally hauled in up those damned staircases. Hate stair cases. ...
Little Red Riding Bimbo
Written By Vexen Alas, it was a jolly morning, the sun was out and shining, the birds and forest animals were singing, and little red riding hood had just got in her mail, a new set of lingerie that would make her birdies twirl. Dressed in a lively...
In The Land of Ancients: Chapter 4
Written By Kiyotoe "So, how's it fit?" Amy asked, perching herself up atop a broken pillar. "Well, it's a bit loose, but that's not a problem since I can use the rags I came here in as a belt for now." I grumbled, trying the tattered cloth into a...
In The Land of Ancients: Chapter 3
Written By Kiyotoe Before I made contact with the demon, my yell had drawn its attention up to me. I grinned, driving my blade between its eyes as I landed on its face. Lucky I had a firm grip on the blade as I lost my footing, hanging by the handle...
In The Land of Ancients: Chapter 2
Written By Kiyotoe It was dark in this room after the flames had died out, and taking a step forward, I fell, loosing my footing as the floor seemed to disappear. Thankfully, it hadn't, but was once again flooded, the condensation from the walls...
The Story Of: That One Time
Written by Vexen It was a time of intimacy, to one side, a stallion had been getting groped by the sphinx that lay atop him, teasing away as she always did. To the other side, a shepherd and a husky, the shepherd atop the other as he poked and...
In The Land of Ancients: Chapter 1
Written By Kiyotoe Based On The Game Dark Souls In the Age of Ancients, the world was unformed, shrouded by fog. A land of grey crags, archtrees, and everlasting dragons. But then there was Fire. And with Fire, came Disparity. Heat and cold, life...
How I Learned To Use Distraction and Annoyance Positively
Written By Vexen Have you ever felt it was absolutely necessary to do something that would get you into a medium amount of trouble, like annoying the staying power out of a parasitic con artist? Often your children will know if a temporary resident...