Going Swimming
The ocean is good for a few things: loving, enjoying, urinating in, that sort of thing. Otters tend to also be good for these same things. So, when you have both of these at once... I don't go to the beach often, since I actually think most of them...
Hot Spots
There's something pretty obvious that everyone knows about, but nobody really ever mentions, so - here, let me just say it out loud: every one of us prefers at least one species over another, whether it comes to friendships, relationships, sex, or just...
I'm Sorry, Mr. Jacobs
For a period of time, I lived in an apartment complex. Nice place, not one of those that you see in the background on newscasts reporting a neighborhood shooting - no, it was the sort of apartments where you drive by, and you're like "oh, those look...
Dirty Kats!
I remember I was halfway into a three-pound bag of gummy bears when I got the text message from Marcus, a meerkat friend of mine: "Hey rudderbutt, my brother's in town, and I was wondering if you'd like to come by & visit, maybe stay the night to get...
Clean Up On Aisle...
I know fucking in a Wal-Mart bathroom is a sign of late-stage trashiness, but - hey - at least when I did it the bathroom was clean. Okay, so, as it went, I was at the Wal-Mart in the first place because I'd run out of some things - lead for my...
Fancy Shoes [Commission]
"Mom, I need new shoes." Well. The young wolf didn't really need new shoes, but he had convinced himself it was a near-necessity, like... oh, like wearing a shirt to school. His were stinky, old, and beaten-up to the point where he'd had to...
Like an Oreo...
It's my birthday! As of today, I'm slightly less young than I was a year ago, but still pretty damn young. Last night, both of my roommates made sure I'm very aware of that, with one's "Now you're even closer to my age" and the other's "I'm still...
Lazy Saturday [Request]
It was a cool afternoon, and the kind where the sky was always some shade of grey in promising an imminent storm (or at least a little shower or mist or something), and then always going back on its promise with just stiff humidity. Whenever this...
The Green Path
Mom always told me "don't have sex", and then she told me "don't have sex until you're married", and then she told me "don't have sex with someone you don't know." Well, I didn't listen. I know, I know - there's plenty of goddamn sex where I live,...
Love Ya, Bro!
When it comes to interests, my brother and I are about as different as the water of the sea and the sand upon which it washes: sometimes they may cross over or mix, but as a general rule tend to remain separate. Where I like opera and metal, he likes...
A Friendly Get-Together
I've mentioned my lioness friend Lilith before, haven't I? Powerful lady, fierce and straightforward, breasts about equal in size to her ego... well, though she's railed me into the couch several times with that strap-on of hers, or shoved my head...
An Unconventional Aroma
When I was a pup, my mom had a tendency to turn off the heating and air conditioning during the day, since she was at work and I was at school. However, when I was a pup, we lived in Texas; in spring, downstairs would be eighty-something degrees, and...