Fit for a King

"shhhh... it could be far worse, sweetheart... you could be live-cooked like peking duck. your flesh hanging loose on your muscles... slow roasted, bathed in oil regularly as you die... oh no dear, you won't have it that easy."

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The Royal Blutwurst

But hopefully i got all the tone correct - not to mention the deliciousness of live-cooking someone's cock and balls while teaching them a lesson. enjoy!

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Ima Latrine

Ima had plenty of room to live, cook and sleep. and then there was the actual business part of her wagon: the restroom. ima led the way to the back of the wagon where a thick curtain blocked the view.

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Just Wanted a Hotdog?! | Entree+ Sized Commission

A broad-shouldered wolf and his lithe feline date settled in for their meal, immediately drawn in by the quaint look of the fairgrounds hot dog machine and the live-cooking canine laid across it.

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