Dinner and a Show
"ur kiling me here" "i cant believe u sent me a pic like thatt while Im working" "u better cool it ur driving me crazy here" "if u dont stop u will reget it, i mean it" "Im serious toby ur making me so HUNGRY" "girl if u keep this up i wont...
The Jungle
The jungle was as enchanting at night as it was during the day. Vibrant colors and energetic sounds were traded for a serene kind of stillness as most of the jungle's inhabitants rested. Those that were still awake moved slowly and with purpose,...
Bull Baiting
“Willy? Willy, where are you,” Joe hissed, his eyes adjusting to light (or rather, lack thereof) in the hallway. The only reason why this big blue bull wasn’t worried about stomping through some stranger’s house was because more than anything, he was...
Dinner for Two, Entertainment for One
Lisa, and for the third time that night, which had only barely just started she would be so inclined to add, scoffed. The audacity of this woman!, she thought to herself, that she could say such a thing, and to me? It was a truly scoff-worthy offense,...
Big Surprise
The day had been full of surprises. The first came when Joe stepped out of his spaceship and into the dense jungle: the familiar voice that was his exosuit’s AI dispassionately proclaimed “Planet habitable,” a phrase rare enough to make him freeze. How...
Infestation
The music was so loud that even out here the peacock could feel it in his bones--which were hollow, sure, but that didn’t detract from the fact that the house was throbbing with body-shaking beats. Something the bird usually loved, especially when they...
Rough
“We are no longer masters of this planet, of our homes, or even of ourselves! Our imaginations have been taken hostage, our drive to improve have been squashed entirely; there’s nothing inside of us anymore! Don’t you see? They’ve taken everything....
Initiation
Circ’s gaze flitted this way and that as he was led down the halls of the compound. There were several others in the hall, presumably running errands, or having quiet conversations. Only two of them had a chaperone like himself, and one of them was...
Intriguing Developments
“This isn’t enough? Come on, you’re being unfair,” said Ragatz Botblast, an engineer of the Iron Legion. The Charr was used to being taken advantage of at times by his peers--he was on the smaller end of being a Charr, and a bit soft spoken at times...
Snake Food
The hyena could not believe what he was hearing--the lack of respect these days, and for the Boss of all people! If one of his lackeys or mooks was getting this kind of treatment it'd be bad enough (albeit funny, just a little), but him? He?...
Goddess
The trail of smoke ended in the throne room where the witch queen lounged. Daphne followed it all the way from her bedroom, where she had been sleeping just moments before. As soon as the whiff of the witch’s weed hit her nose, she arose. Daphne knew...
Call of the Peacock
The man (hardly, he and his companion, not that either of them would allow anyone within range of hearing to get away with implying otherwise) could not believe his ears. His friend must have gotten into some weird stuff down at a campus party again,...