Garden Face
Something I came up with literally on the fly. A woman is reading a gardening magazine one day, coveting the yards of the wealthy snoots there in. Her husband comes in and jeers at her for acquainting her own mind with such affluent imagery. This...
Lion Lore
Okay, now, there's this pride of Lions in the Safari, and the patriarch is revving up to box the challenger in a few days. His lead wife is all jazzed because she wants to get out sexually, and she's sick of her freeloading cub pack who are all grown...
War of Extremes
In antarctica, two armies of penguins get into a territorial battle. There are the penguins of the sky (The penguins who shaved off all their white feathers, also, its always night in this antarctica), and the penguins of the land (ones who shaved off...
Next to Last
Okay, so, it goes like this. Mario is flying some kind of gaming console-turned-jetsonobile, looking down over the land of unrisen heroes, and sticking his butt out to wave at them. Sonic is hanging on the back by a chain, trying to throw darts made of...
Macaroni, King of Mudpie
On national dog day, we got Macaroni, King of Mudpie (formerly king of Canyons and king of Forests) setting the dogs free so he can run with them. However, things get in the way. His mother puts him to bed and piles on the heaviest blankets she can...
Two Toriel inflation ideas
So, I had two ideas for Toriel inflation. So, the first one is a parody of Undertale, where in Toriel starts out with a regular build and gets no respect from the dungeon monsters while Frisk makes his way through with ease, largely due to Toriel...