Shitty Situation
A snarl escaped the teal dragon’s steamy breath. “GNNnngh god dammit you old man, crawl out of my ass already!” His red eyes glared at his rear. Bones lodged within his heaping piles of crap crawling out of his thunder thighs. Blue feathers mixed in...
'Bad Touch' Birdie
Neptune was about to have the unluckiest night of his life. One might even say he had it coming. The blue bird looked at the drink in front of him. Orange, glistening, full of ice cubes. A raunchy odor fumed from the glass. Neptune downed the drink...