The Hedgehog can never be buggered at all

This is a work in progress, so if you're reading the entertaining literature below, please do comment on what your thoughts are. \*hands out a begging bowl\* Comedy for the poor, comedy for the poor, help us get a laugh... All seriousness aside, this...

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Towards a Better World (old story)

Daily life was difficult for the wildlife of the tremendous, green, and yet blazing, Salterens' deep desert. Water's scarcity led fangdogs to drink at the only remaining place: the Red Moutain's feet, one of the highest heft in OtherWorld. Evidently,...

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Why The Coyote Lives in The Desert

Years and years ago, when the Earth was young, the coyotes lived in the forests with the wolves. Although the two canine species did not live in perfect peace and harmony, it was at least reasonably so. Then one evening, the wolves had successfully...

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A Patient Death 04: Civilised Folk

Why the city-folk even needed a gate that was so bloody high, and why they'd then just leave it open, breeze had no idea.

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The Folks in the Woods, Part 2: The Compound

I patrol and hunt about every night, so i'm used to this, but for town folk, you're not really dressed the part. i mean, most town folk who come out here to hunt or something, they usually bring a jacket, or, y'know... pants..."

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The Folks in the Woods, Part 1a: Elizabeth

#2 of the folks in the woods another perspective... elizabeth had always been the good one. the responsible one. her parents' perfect, good little girl.

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The Folks in the Woods, Part 1: Jessica

#1 of the folks in the woods a horrific home situation forces jessica out into the woods, and towards a new way of life... _(note: the following story contains scenes of abuse and incest, including a father molesting and raping his teenage daughter.

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NC #4: Downtime for Dastardly Folks

Downtime for dastardly folk november 4th: a villain enjoys some downtime creation powers had many perks, but one of the best was that you never needed a lair.

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"The Wild King" epilogue pt. 2

My next few months were filled with reading and conversations with Zee. I interacted with no one else, though I never thought much of that. The tranquility of being in-between the brutal indifference of The Wild and the overbearing noise and chaos of...

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The Baptism Is Long But The Song Is Everlasting

Now, to my mind those're all just folk hearin someone's gone, and assumin they musta gone wherever they last heard of folk settin' off for. only place ah heard tell that don't sound like that?

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[ThunderFrost] Villain Hero School [1/?]

OOC: Decided to do something interesting from a dream I had once. XD Loki grabbed the soaked wash clothe, rubbing the soap over the soaked dripping wash cloth. He placed the soap onto the edge of the tube. He rubbed the soaped wash clothe over his...

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THE LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID

Far away and long ago An argonian was sold To a citizen of morrowind He payed a dozen gold He bought her not for muscle To plow and work his plot He bought her to be a maid And do the things his wife would not And so he set his girl to work He...

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