A Funny Feeling...
--a funny feeling-- by jake womble the warm summer breeze swept through the park as evan walked along through the park.
Knot Funny
Since then, whenever people joked about a canid's knot, the two of them would just smile and say, "that's knot funny."
The Funny Truth
It's funny when some ones' different, embarrassed or weaker than you, and you hurt them. so you want funny? you were weaker, at a disadvantage, embarrassed, and i hurt you. it was funny now wasn't it."
Funny Wasteland
The softest kiss you, the gentlest rain, a flap of comforter that flops over my shoulder twenty minutes later. The choice to be quiet, the resemblance of a shadow, and the angel blows a feather breeze across my tense skin. A tired day, a weary...
It’s so Funny
Still, funny to see a big man like him act all like he was embarrassed about something. even with a big guy like victor as his boyfriend! almost shame we didn't share showers with them when... heheh.
Sticky, and Funny
Marilyn manson makes me wants to laugh, because he is so goddamn funny. yes, he is. songs like "rock n' roll nigger", "irresponsible hate anthem", and ideas like "be yourself", and "fuck the system." that's laughable.
Story that got me a perfect score on the SAT
Prompt: Write about a time when you were afraid and eventully got over your fears and accomplished something great. This one time i was taking a very important test and after doing very well on the multiple choice i got to the essay portion of the...
Uncle Bob
So I came home from school one day having to deal with a bully all day. I told my Uncle all about it. Only to have him reply with. BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, then crashed into We All...
Sneaky night
It t'was a cold and lonely night, the stars were out the moon was bright. Wolfy lay, but could not sleep, nothing helped, not even counting sheep! So up he sprang, right out of bed, Sneaking out with silent tread. He made it through the...
Three little pigs
One day, a talented cook or chef, a special one with face of brown, will make the Piece of cookie found from it's hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the kitchen, this Master Builder will thwart the cookie and save the miles ritchen,...
It's Only Funny Until....
"Get in here a little bit closer. You have to be able to see him when it happens." Why is it that assholes always wake you up when you're having good dreams? I was just about to have a sexy lupine god take me from behind when my roommate's voice...